Books That’ll Make You Laugh So Hard You Stop Breathing 要直接笑死笑到断气的书
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Marriage Is a Shattered Reflection 婚姻如破碎的镜像
Marriage is like a shattered mirror
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Ancestor, If You Don't Come Down the Mountain Soon, Your Bloodline Ends Here 老祖,再不下山,你就绝后了
Daoist priest Chen Yang was Zhang Sanfeng’s direct disciple in the late Southern Song dynasty. He has lived for 800 years, growing more powerful once every century. He can’t die even when he wants to, and life has lost all its pleasures. He can only retreat into a remote mountain temple and put himself into a deep, self-imposed sleep. One day, his disciple Chen Qingzhi kneels and begs his master, Chen Yang, to come down from the mountain… Also known as The Patriarch, If You Don’t Come Down Soo
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Your Majesty, the Tyrant Can Read Minds 报告娘娘,暴君他有读心术
After she touched the tyrant’s skull, which had been polished into a wine bowl, she unexpectedly transmigrated into the empress who died the most gruesome death in history. Every day, she plotted to kill the tyrant and become empress in her own right, unaware that he could read minds. When the tyrant fell gravely ill, she wept and begged Heaven to let her trade her own years of life for his safety. The tyrant was deeply moved, until he suddenly heard her thoughts: [If he’s so sick, hurry up and
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My Family Can Read My Mind—and Regret Everything. I'm Choosing the Villain! 全家读心后悔,我转身找大反派
[Entertainment Industry + Comedy + Gossip System + Villain's Devoted Love + One-on-One] Gu Luosheng transmigrates into a book, only to become a major cannon-fodder character. Not only is she doomed, but her whole family is destined to be a stepping stone for the female lead. Gu Luosheng comes with a cannon-fodder System and goes around digging up gossip. This time, she’s the one who comes out on top! Gu Luosheng sees her mother and sighs. “My beautiful mom, it won’t do you any good to be gorgeou
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After Prison, I Picked Up a CEO 出狱后,捡漏一个总裁
After Getting Out of Prison, I Stumbled Upon a CEO
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The CEO’s First Love Returns, So I Leave. Then He Goes Insane! 总裁老公白月光归来,我退场,他却疯了!
My CEO Husband’s First Love Is Back, So I Step Aside, but He Goes Crazy!
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The Lucky Wife of the Grand Secretary 首辅家的锦鲤妻
Only after Su Jiuyue married into the Wu family did she discover that her husband was a fool. She thought she'd been swindled. But as soon as she entered the family, it was as if Heaven itself had blessed the Wus. One happy occasion followed another, and their lives kept getting better. She went up the mountain to gather wild greens and found a lingzhi mushroom; she went down to the river to fish and found a rare, ancient fungus. Even her foolish husband turned out not to be a fool, and he came
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At 43, I Awakened After Being Fired! 43岁,被开除后觉醒了!
At 43, I Awakened After Getting Fired!
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My Wife’s Deadly Perfume 老婆的致命香水
My Wife’s Deadly Perfume
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The Madam Is the Queen of the Capital 夫人是京城一霸
Qi Jiang only wants to live a good life. Anyone who insists on making trouble for her will get ten times as much in return.
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You Go Wild, I Go Crazy, Together We’ll Rule the Dating Show 你发癫,我发疯,携手称霸恋综
(The low rating is because few people have read it and the site hasn't given it any exposure. It has nothing to do with the novel's content.) [Side Character Awakens + No Fighting Over Men (Subjectively)] Shen Nian'an transmigrated into a book. From the start, she was at the wedding with the male lead. The female lead was about to show up and steal the groom, then publicly expose videos of her, the wicked supporting female character, stirring up trouble. That would wreck her carefully cultivated
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Even the Honest Get Tired of Being Bullied and Fight Back 老实人欺负久了,也是要反抗的
Even Honest People Will Fight Back If They're Bullied for Too Long
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Dumped from the Start, Then Spoiled by the Handsome Lu! 开局被退婚,亲亲陆少宠上天!
From the Start, I’m Dumped by My Fiancée, but Doting Lu Won’t Let Me Go!
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From Death Row to a King’s Equal: Slashing My Way Out of a Nightmare Start 天崩开局,从死囚营砍到并肩王
[Reborn + invincible + ruthless + the ultimate path] Li Dao is reborn in the Great Qian Dynasty as a third-rank earl. During a palace banquet, he accidentally gets drunk and stumbles into a palace. Just then, his memories of his previous life return, and between the memory confusion and the alcohol, he ruins the virtue of the palace's mistress. In a rage, the emperor sends Li Dao to a death-row camp on the frontier, hoping he'll die beyond the border. Instead, he unexpectedly awakens a “gain sta
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She’s Gone Mad! The Deposed Empress Raises a Child in the Cold Palace and Plots a Rebellion 疯了!废后她冷宫养崽要造反
Blurb: [A devoted one-to-one romance] + [raising children] + [medical skills] + [powerful leads] In her previous life, she loved too deeply and died in the Cold Palace. After transmigrating through several lifetimes, she is reborn. The moment she wakes... “Your Highness, it's a pair of twins, a boy and a girl! At last, you have a chance to rise above your station. This old servant will go tell His Majesty right away!” Leave the Cold Palace? Ning Yizhen's eyes turn icy. She's a brilliant all-roun
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A Sweet Contract Romance: I’m Mr. Lu’s Most Precious Treasure! 契约甜宠,我是陆总的心尖尖!
A Sweet Contract Romance: I’m Mr. Lu’s Apple of His Eye!
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My Mom Regretted It After She Forced Me Into Prison 把我逼进监狱后我妈后悔了
After Driving Me Into Prison, My Mother Regretted It
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The Square Dance Leader Returned to the Village and Accidentally Made the Whole Place Famous 广场舞领队回村,一不小心带火整个村子
The Square Dance Leader Returns to the Village and Accidentally Makes the Whole Village a Hit
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You're Speedrunning High-Level Martial Arts While Others Suffer? 别人练功吃苦,你直接速通高武?
[Signed for publication] [High martial arts + wish fulfillment + total domination + fast-paced + ruthless] “Ye Li, your opponent this time is my boyfriend. You’re no match for him, so hurry up and forfeit...” “You knocked him to his knees?!” “Ye Li, why did you apply to the top of the five great academies? Didn’t your teacher tell you not to get complacent and to keep your feet on the ground... You’ve already been granted early admission?!” “Ye Li, this strange beast rules the whole region. We’r
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Going Insane to Reform Showbiz: It’s Chaotic, but Comforting 发疯整顿娱乐圈,颠颠的,很安心
Complete [1v1 Sweet Romance + Transmigrate into a Book + Showbiz + Hilarious + Scumbag Gets His Comeuppance] Shi Ran transmigrates into a book and becomes a female celebrity hated by the entire internet in a story about a beloved star adored by everyone in showbiz. The original Shi Ran joined a live-streamed dating show. Its male contestants, one, two, three, were all devoted to the heroine in the book, and every one of them had treated her badly. As for the aloof movie emperor, the original Shi
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Transmigrated to 1997 as a Fake Heiress, I Took My Butcher Husband’s Place at the Altar! Now They’re All Regretting It! 穿越1997假千金,替嫁我的杀猪老公!他们悔疯了!
I Transmigrated to 1997 as a Fake Heiress and Married Off to My Butcher Husband! Now They’re Regretting It Like Crazy!
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My Little Sister Fubao, After Her Husband Died 我妹福宝,死了老公之后
My Sister Fubao, After Her Husband Dies
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My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Get Bashed? Now His Mom’s Making a Comeback! 被亲儿子送上综艺挨骂?我妈逆袭翻红!
My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Be Torn Apart by Critics? Mom Makes a Comeback and Becomes a Star Again!
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A Sacred Land's Daoist Heir from the Start, and You Want Me to Follow the Trash Talent Route? 开局圣地道子,你让我走废材流?
(Cultivation prodigy, decisive and ruthless, lighthearted, System, play the pig to eat the tiger, master of bullying the weak, fishing expert, multiple women) After transmigrating to a xianxia world, Qi Yuan never awakened a golden finger, but everything still went smoothly for him. He established his foundation in one year and formed his core in three. His peerless talent caused a sensation at the Taixuan Sacred Land, and he became its Daoist Heir at a young age, enjoying lofty status and unpar
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Lord Bo, Your Wife Sold You for Spending Money 薄爷,夫人把您卖了换钱花了
The short drama is now available. Shen Ciyu had been perfectly content as the useless rich heiress, until her parents suddenly went crazy and threw her out, luggage and all. Her father, Shen, said, “Get out! Support yourself. If you can’t, don’t come back and bring shame on the Shen family!” Shen Ciyu looked down at the few hundred yuan in her hand. With a monthly allowance of a million yuan, she never spent more than 999,900. Now she burst into tears. To make a living, Shen Ciyu headed to the c
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Great Qin: I’m a Teacher 大秦:我是个教书先生
This story is entirely fictional. [History buffs, read at your own risk.] Alternate history (fictional) + no female lead + First Emperor Ying Zheng + completed Try not to take it too seriously, or you'll only make yourself angry... Zhang Yu transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and obtains a Dao-preaching System, helping Qin Shi Huang build a prosperous empire of Qin unlike anything the world has ever seen. Lao Zhao: “Look over there.” Zhang Yu: “What is it?” “That’s my empire.” “...” Zhang Yu turned
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Entertainment World Rocked! This Heroine Is Seriously Unhinged 炸翻娱乐!这个女主有大病
[Showbiz + Unhinged Heroine + Secret Identities + No Male Lead + Girls’ Love] Yu Jianing, a patient whose dissociative identities were both a treatment failure and a success, dies after overdosing on medication. When she opens her eyes again, she finds herself in a parallel world, at the auditions for a talent show called Go! Idol! Comment 1: She’s so alluring… She’s not even doing anything… How can she be so… Comment 2: Don’t let her fool you, people above! She’s a bad person! Comment 3: Good t
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A Dignified Game of Wits 体面博弈
[Investment Banking Elite × All-Purpose Assistant] [Urban Romance × Emotional Games] [Workplace Romance] [Funny Little Scenes] [The Powerful One Bows Their Head] [Desire and Tension] Li Duoli has only one rule for survival: be a respectable professional woman. She is cautious, capable, tasteful, and elegant. She thought that was simply who she was. Until the night she met Xie Zhifei, when instinctive desire tore everything apart. She only wanted his body. By the next day, she had forgotten every
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My Childhood Friend Set a Trap, and I Personally Got My Husband to Sign the Share Transfer Agreement! 竹马设局,我亲手送老公签了股权转让书!
My childhood friend set a trap, and I personally handed my husband the equity transfer agreement to sign!
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The Invincible Little Blacksmith 无敌小铁匠
The journey of an ordinary person: training until he becomes a master, rising from master to billionaire, advancing from master to grandmaster, then from grandmaster to immortal. From a top tycoon to an international mogul: is that the end? No, it's only just beginning.
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After Graduating from a Top University, I Turned Around and Took a Security Job 从985名校出来,转头扎进保安岗
Graduated from a top-tier 985 university, then turned around and took a security guard job
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What a Thrill! The Real Heiress Goes Wild with a Gossip System 刺激!真千金带吃瓜系统发大疯
[Showbiz + mind reading + gossip + unhinged, no-brain fun] Jiang Qiyu transmigrates into a showbiz novel as a washed-up starlet, and she's the foil to the fake heiress heroine. In the end, the heroine will sell her overseas to the black market, where she will die a horrible death after causing trouble again and again! Gossip System: [Host, all you need to do is quietly enjoy the gossip and rack up explosive points to rewrite your ending!] Jiang Qiyu sneers: “No way! Dead sooner or later, so I mi
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Xuanhuan: Doing Good Deeds Makes Me Stronger, Yet I'm Righteous to the Core 玄幻:做善事就变强,我正的发邪
[Decisive and ruthless] [If he doesn’t die, am I supposed to die?] [Monsters feel no pain] [I don’t waste words on people who can’t understand] [A protagonist like Duanmu Yan] After transmigrating to a world of ancient martial arts filled with countless powerful fighters, Shen Zhou acquired the Book of Merit. As long as he did good deeds, he could grow stronger. And so, he set out on a path of good works and merit. [Killed a gambler, successfully helped him kick his gambling habit. Good Deed Poi
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Journey to the West: A Nine-to-Five Job in the Celestial Court 西游:人在天庭,朝九晚五
“Your Majesty, disaster! All our Heavenly Soldiers and Generals have been beaten flat! Sun Wukong is coming for us!” “Your Majesty, there’s a turn of events! Chu Hao, the Prison God of the Three Realms, is beating Sun Wukong senseless. He’s even crushed the other demon kings!” “Your Majesty, the Prison God has suddenly stopped… He’s run off!” The Jade Emperor excitedly slaps the imperial dragon carriage. “What’s going on?” “It’s the hour of the rooster, Your Majesty.” “He’s… off work.” The Jade
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押,你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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A Slacker at Work, Who Stumbled into the Rich-People Fast Lane 摆烂打工人,误闯富人赛道
A slacker office worker accidentally wanders into the rich kids’ world
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I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! 窝囊吧,但还是成万人迷了哈哈!
The print edition of The Side Character Could Never Be a Doormat is now available on all platforms [Outwardly meek but secretly hilarious heroine x violent, untamed hero whose rough edges are eventually worn smooth] Xu Nuo transmigrates into the role of a famously spineless supporting female character, then foolishly sets about seducing every male lead. When her secret comes to light, the male leads join forces to condemn her. Then she is dumped by her fiancé, setting her on the path to a deadly
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Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播:修真界变沙雕,关我何事?
Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What?
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Your Highness, the Princess Consort Took Her Three Treasures to Farm 王爷,王妃带着三宝种田去了
[System + Adorable Kids + No Awful Characters + Super Satisfying + Devoted Wife + Not a Matriarchy] After transmigrating for the second time, Su Jin steals the female lead's System from the start, then arrives and thoroughly ravishes a certain reborn prince. [Three years later, news that Prince Li, who was believed unable to have children and had no hope of ascending the throne, has three children causes an uproar throughout the court.] When Su Jin hears that her children's father has been wound
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Crazy Male Lead, Don't Be Afraid. I'm Just a Plain Old Pervert 疯批男主别害怕,我只是单纯变态
[A print edition has been signed for publication] [Pure-hearted yet truly deranged male lead x fake psychopath female lead who does everything to survive] [From universally hated to universally adored * brothers’ road to redemption * both are virgins] Xiang Fengyu transmigrates into a book as the short-lived fiancée of a deranged male lead. From the start, she’s in danger of being killed after spotting a bloodstained shirt under his bed. She plans to use her golden finger, her knowledge of the p
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The Supporting Actress Who Sets Every Misbehaving Character Straight 替身女配专治各种不服
When Ning Fan opened her eyes, she had become the substitute female supporting character in a tragic romance novel! Mu Beichen looked down at her condescendingly. “Has Ning Fan left? Tell her not to think she can take my place…” Housekeeper Liu replied, “She’s gone. She didn’t take anything, and she left by taxi in the middle of the night!” Mu Beichen: “?” When they met again, she was surrounded by admirers. Whether in wealth or fame, she had left him a hundred thousand miles behind. Mu Beichen:
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Anomaly Containment Facility, You're Containing Me, a Human? 诡异收容所,你收容我一个人类?
[No System]+ [No Heroine]+ [Cthulhu]+ [No Tired Tropes] (Also known as: Sequence: Ascension to Godhood) The Dark Prison has merged with reality, and bizarre creatures are invading the world through the “Gates.” An organization has quietly emerged, calling themselves the Wardens. They keep the bizarre creatures behind the “Gates,” and capture and contain any that make it into the world. Lu Xiao accidentally fell into the Dark Prison and lived there alone for three years. After the Wardens discove
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I’m a 62-Year-Old Landlord 我是62岁男房东
[Urban] [Everyday Life] [Lighthearted] [Fun] A womanizing playboy transmigrates into the body of a 62-year-old man. He has a million yuan in savings and four properties. Three stunning female tenants live around him. The catch is, he also has advanced-stage diabetes, severe cerebral thrombosis, and terminal cancer. With every debuff stacked against him, he has only fourteen days left to live. Just as he falls into despair... [Ding!] [System successfully activated] [As long as you surprise your t
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Gold Grows from Fertile Soil: He Returns to the Countryside 沃土生金:禾归乡野
Golden Harvests from Fertile Soil: Grain Returns to the Countryside
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My Future CEO Self Can Read Minds. What's the Big Deal? 我未来霸总,会点读心术怎么了?
This is a female-oriented novel!!! [An outwardly aloof, gentlemanly male lead who’s a complainer on the inside x a beautiful, poker-faced female lead who’s actually a goofball] When people transmigrate into a book, they usually become either a wicked supporting character or a pretty extra. Shi Liaoliao transmigrates into a book as the male lead’s personal servant. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen the young master smile so happily.” “This is the first time the young master has brought a woman h
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A Lovely Military Wife and a Rugged Soldier: One Wrong Step on the Army Journey in the Eighties 军嫂俏!军爷糙!八零随军闪了腰
[Sweet, Charming Wife + Abstinent Officer] (Fictional Military Marriage + Married First, Fell in Love Later + Life in the Military Camp + Spatial System + Adorable Baby) Jiang Ning's arrival in the 1980s gets off to a wild start. The moment she opens her eyes, she's face-to-face with a burly soldier sporting an eight-pack, and nearly gets caught in bed with him. She makes a snap decision and binds herself to the man... “Comrade, what's done is done. Why don't we get married?” “Comrade, let's go
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The Temptress 尤物
The print edition of The Enchantress will be released on March 25 at 8 p.m. (A devoted one-on-one romance, with both leads each other’s first and only.) Zhou Yi is notorious in their circle for being a shameless playboy. Everyone thinks he cares about pleasure, not feelings. That is, until a video leaks one day. In it, Zhou Yi looks like a devout believer, clasping a woman’s slender wrist in his hand. His eyes are filled with fervor and tenderness as he murmurs in a low, hoarse voice, “Jiang Yin
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Unorthodox Martial Arts: I Sweep Aside Fierce Beasts with Ridiculous Tricks 整活武道:我靠骚操作横扫凶兽
Martial Arts Mayhem: I Sweep Aside Ferocious Beasts with Outrageous Tricks
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The Drama Queen Consort 戏精王妃
[A huge online hit] [Born to steal the show + unrivaled medical and poison skills + powerful hero and heroine + face-slapping + doting romance] Hua Raoyue transmigrates as a discarded consort. Watch her turn the tables with her extraordinary skills. Her maid reports, “Your Highness, we’ve been put under house arrest.” Yue: “It’s fine. I know hypnosis. We can go wherever we want.” Her maid reports, “Your Highness, they’re joining forces to bully you.” Yue: “It’s fine. I know how to poison people.
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Excuse Me, Do You Have a Corpse at Home? 请问你家有尸体吗
[A laugh-out-loud story, don't let the title fool you] A sorceress from another world was hit by a rock and landed in ours. She spent two hundred years stuck inside it. At last, she borrowed the body of a woman in a vegetative state to get out and stretch her legs, but she was born with Conan's knack for stumbling into mysteries. What? The beautiful female ghost's body was chopped to pieces! The pure, innocent college student's body was soaked and bloated! This world is out to get me! But I can'
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