Books That’ll Make You Laugh So Hard You Stop Breathing 要直接笑死笑到断气的书
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Crimson Finery Amid the Ashes: The Pursuit of His Wife 烬余红妆之追妻
Crimson Finery Amid the Ashes: The Pursuit of His Wife
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A True Account of Starting a Business at a Demon Realm Resort 魔界度假村创业实录
A True Account of Starting a Business at a Resort in the Demon Realm
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I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走,我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖
My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World
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Universal Sock Exchange System 万能袜子兑换系统
Lin Fan never imagined that the emotional power hidden within him would become the key to saving the world. When the living-dead crisis sweeps across the globe, he fights alongside Chu Ruoli, Su Wanqing, Bai Weiwei, Xiang Yu, and the others, battling from modern cities all the way to ancient Three Kingdoms battlefields. After enduring trials of life and death, he awakens seven kinds of emotional energy, defeats the mastermind, and brings the catastrophe to an end. After the crisis, Lin Fan becom
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The System Told Me to Fight Scams, but I Drove the Scammers Crazy 系统让我反诈骗,我却把骗子气疯
A strange phone sends out strange anti-scam missions. One anti-scam tip a day, and I end up earning over a million a month. As the saying goes, scammers treat me like their first love, and I send them off wearing silver bracelets. And as another saying goes, you... hurry up and come see for yourself. The scammers are furious.
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My Wife Insisted on Staying with Her First Love, So I Buried Our Marriage with My Own Hands 妻子执意陪白月光,我亲手埋葬了婚姻
My wife insisted on staying by her first love's side, so I buried our marriage with my own hands.
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The Empress Only Wants to Be Empress Dowager 皇后娘娘她只想当太后
Her Majesty the Empress Only Wants to Become the Empress Dowager
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Lanterns of the Old Alley 《旧巷灯笼》
Lanterns in the Old Alley
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His Stunning Wife Has Given Birth Again, and the Commander Comes Every Night to Soothe the Baby 绝美娇妻又生了,首长夜夜来哄娃
Completed [One devoted couple + a sweet marriage in the 1970s + military marriage + swapped marriages + cozy everyday romance + family life] After taking a nap, Shen Zhiyou suddenly discovered that the world she lived in was actually a book, and she was the brainless, malicious second female lead whose only purpose was to drive the plot! In the book, she was practically possessed, insisting on marrying Jiang Wenbin no matter what. After the wedding, Jiang Wenbin thought she was filthy and made h
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Rule Horror: That Lunatic Drove the Eerie Insane 规则怪谈:那个精神病把诡异逼疯
[No female lead] + [live-streamed national fate] + [madman protagonist] + [comedic, wild imagination] + [genius logic] Rule Horror descends upon the world. Each country chooses a Chosen One to enter an instance. The losing country loses national fortune, and the uncanny descends! Just as the whole world trembled in fear, the Chosen One from the Dragon Kingdom appeared. Looking at Lin Fan, dressed in blue-and-white striped hospital pajamas and holding an enamel mug from a psychiatric hospital, fi
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Flames of Yan and Huang 炎黄烟火
Lin Guanyin was an ordinary person living in the modern era. After an accident sent him back to ancient times, he embarked on a remarkable journey through the history of the land of Yan and Huang. In the Shang Dynasty, he witnessed the debauchery and tyranny of King Zhou of Shang, as well as the suffering of the common people. He also saw the slaves' miserable lives under the burden of exhausting labor. During the Zhou Dynasty, Lin Guanyin became involved in the power struggles among the feudal
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Between the Door and the World Outside, My Fiancée Regrets It Like Crazy! 门里门外,未婚妻她悔疯了!
Inside and outside the door, my fiancée is consumed with regret!
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My Silly Girlfriend, Little Rabbit 我的傻子女友小兔
My Girlfriend Is a Sweet, Naive Fool…
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The Thief Stole Three Women and the Country 盗贼偷了三个女人和这个国家
The Thief Stole Three Women and This Country
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70s Military Marriage: The Couple’s a Bit Crazy 七零军婚:那两口子都有点癫
[Period Setting + Inventory Space + Comedy + Wish Fulfillment + Two Golden Fingers] Ruan Qiqi spent ten years being treated for an illness, and her condition was perfectly stable. After leaving the hospital, she unexpectedly transmigrates to the 1970s, into the body of a country girl who has just been dumped by her scumbag fiancé. Nearly everyone around her is awful. But she isn't afraid. She has a space packed with supplies, a golden finger, and nine lives, so she can do whatever she wants with
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Hilarious Ghost Hunting: I Silence Ghosts with Jokes 爆笑抓鬼:我靠讲段子把鬼干沉默
Graduating straight into unemployment, Qian Le gets kicked by his own mother into taking a security job at a supposedly haunted apartment complex on the outskirts of town. On his first day, the elderly property manager warns him repeatedly: “Stay away from Building Three after midnight. If you hear someone call your name, don’t look back. And if you see a ghost, don’t talk to it!” Qian Le thumps his chest. “Relax, I’m scared of nothing!” At midnight, a woman in white floats in front of him and s
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My Wife's Secret Text Messages 妻子的秘密短信
My Wife's Secret Text Messages
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From the Start, I Was Cyberbullied: Then I Threw the Boomerang Right Back 开局被网暴:反手就扔出回旋镖
Ye Feng was a security guard at a subway station. One day, he was targeted by an online mob after dragging a young woman off the train for disrupting public order and endangering the safety of other passengers. “Is that guard even human?” “He seems like he has violent tendencies.” “That guard is a freak.” “…” The influencer lawyer Sister Yan even declared, “Security guards have no law enforcement authority. Even if she were killing and burning, the guard would have no right to stop her.” One day
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After Being Vilified Across the Internet, I Expose a Shocking Scam by a Top Tycoon Family 被全网唾骂后,我曝光了顶级豪门的惊天骗局
After Being Vilified Across the Internet, I Exposed a Shocking Scam by a Top-Ranking Family
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The Immortal Venerable Says I Laid an Egg 仙尊说我生了颗蛋
The Immortal Venerable Says I Laid an Egg
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Artificial Intelligence: A More Perfect, More Human Robot 人工智能更完美更人性化机器人
In 2025, artificial intelligence is advancing rapidly, and robots have become part of everyday human life. Yet most have limited functions and lack human warmth. The protagonist, Lin Guanyin, is a genius engineer who dreams of building robots that are more advanced, more capable, and more humane than the products currently available. Lin Guanyin begins his research in a cramped laboratory, short on funding and working with outdated equipment, while skepticism surrounds him. But driven by his pas
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After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后,直播算命客户抑郁了
[No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste
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I'm a Social Butterfly, and I've Shocked the Whole Nation! 社交牛逼症的我,震惊全国!
Chu Sheng transmigrates to a parallel world. At seventeen, just as he starts his final year of high school, he is selected by the production team of the show “Rising Star.” A policewoman drives him to school. Chu Sheng: “Wait, doesn't that look like our teacher...?” Policewoman: “Then say hi and ask if she wants a ride since we're going the same way.” Chu Sheng rolls down the window and yells, “Teacher! Help me!” Policewoman: “???” Audience: “…” …
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Super Hilarious Ultraman Battle and Upgrade System 超级搞笑奥特曼战斗升级系统
When overworked office drone Lin Guanyin stayed up late rushing to finish a proposal, he opened his eyes and found himself bound to the "Funny Ultraman Battle Level-Up System." The original Ultraman it summoned was a bona fide "comedian of light": striking cute peace signs before fighting monsters, then forgetting his lines before using his special move and calling it the "Spacium Express Delivery," leaving the alien villains questioning their very existence. To unlock stronger forms, Lin Guanyi
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He Actually Stole My Wife 他竟偷走我的妻
He Actually Stole My Wife
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The Old Key at the End of the Alley 巷尾的旧钥匙
The Old Key at the End of the Alley
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The Mad Emperor Imprisoned Me in a Shrine and Made Me His “Bodhisattva” 疯批皇帝把我囚在佛堂,让我当他的“菩萨”。
The mad emperor imprisoned me in the Buddhist temple and made me his “Bodhisattva.”
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After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Took the Heroine Home as My Sister-in-Law 女配穿书后把女主拐来做嫂子
After Tang Tian is hit on the head with a brick, she transmigrates into a period novel, as a nobody not even important enough to be cannon fodder. She's the lovesick girl the male lead meets in the countryside, and a stumbling block on his way back to the city. With a new soul inside her, Tang Tian kicks the male lead to the curb without hesitation. She tells everyone he's hideous, with enormous nostrils that give her nightmares every night. A certain soldier quietly picks up a little mirror. Ye
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You’re a Game Designer, So Why Are You Filing Reports at the Police Station Every Day? 你个游戏设计师,天天警局备案?
[Extremely Illegal] [Come Get Me] [Not Human] [Livestream Meme Mayhem] [Hilarious] PS: This is a lighthearted, funny story full of livestream antics and memes. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chu Sheng awakens a god-tier game designer System. He gets streamers and viewers worked up, earns emotional points, and unlocks more games. But Chu Sheng discovers that every game he unlocks is way too illegal! He unlocks Thief Simulator and makes Dai Xiaomei cry. But the robbery is so realistic t
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Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款:沙雕女配派送中
Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac
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The Beloved Little Darling: Big Shots from Every Walk of Life Vie to Spoil Them 团宠小奶包:各路大佬争着宠
[Everyone’s Darling + Adorable Child + Nurturing + Lighthearted Comedy + Punishing Scumbags + Modern Setting + Golden Finger: Spiritual Power and Magic + Wish Fulfillment] Youyou’s father was once a High God in the Heavenly Realm. For Youyou’s sake, he stole a spirit pearl and was cast down to the mortal world by the Heavenly Dao to suffer the pain of reincarnation. Three-and-a-half-year-old Youyou secretly descended to the mortal world to protect her father. Who could have guessed she’d become
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A Super Genius's Study Notes 超级天才学霸笔记
In the cutthroat world of campus life, there was one incredibly overpowered figure: Lin Guanyin. This guy started out with a genius-scholar persona, a brain better than a supercomputer, and an absolutely phenomenal talent for studying. He blazed ahead at full speed. His story of growing up was downright hilarious. While other students were still floundering in a sea of practice questions, he was already soaring through the universe of knowledge in a rocket. He could even dream of solving world-c
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The Great Sage Returns: I Just Sealed the Demon Ancestor, and the Jade Emperor Made Me Emperor 大圣归:我刚镇魔祖,玉帝就封禅
Sun Wukong shattered his own divine bones to forge a lock, sealing the Demon Ancestor Rahu as he tried to break through the Chaos. The Jade Emperor descended with the gods and Buddhas of the heavens. Facing Pangu’s remnant soul, returned from the void, and Nuwa’s sacred statue, he claimed to have slain the Demon Ancestor with the Haotian Mirror. In his previous life, Wukong exposed the truth in anger, only for Heaven to accuse him of “slandering the Supreme One.” They locked him in the Golden He
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After I Discovered My Wife Was Cheating 发现妻子出墙后
After discovering his wife was cheating on him
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The Sect Tournament: I Won First Place with My Thesis 宗门大比,我靠论文拿了第一
I Took First Place in the Sect Tournament with My Paper
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King of the Apocalypse! 末世之王!
[Apocalypse + Rebirth + Stockpiling Supplies + Evolving Zombies + Violent Aesthetics] Lin Dong is reborn on the eve of a terrifying apocalypse, and gains a storage space. A normal person would stockpile huge amounts of supplies, food, and water. But Lin Dong buys vast quantities of raw meat and fresh blood. Because... he is about to become a zombie! Flesh and blood are the source of a zombie's power. As long as it eats meat, it can keep evolving. A zombie fed on plenty of flesh grows at a terrif
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The Farmhouse's Beloved Little Darling: The System Has Crashed Again Today 农家小团宠:系统今天又崩溃了
[Absurd Comedy + Farming + Beloved by All and Rising to the Top + No Romance + No Goody-Two-Shoes] Two new chapters every morning at 6 a.m. Qiao Shiyi died. Then she came back to life. When she opened her eyes again, she had become the daughter of the Qiao family in Linxi Village, Daguan Mountain. The world was in chaos, her family was dirt poor, and every day they could only survive on a watery bean porridge. Then one day, she awakened the Farming and Fortune-Building System. The Farming an
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Urgent! My Ex-Boyfriend Turned into a Zombie and Came Looking for Me 在线急!前男友变成丧尸找上门了
Male lead: villain, zombie big shot, possessive, devoted only to her. Female lead: useless, bratty, pampered. Mind-reading. No System, no superpowers. An apocalypse story where human nature is dark. Readers with strong morals and upright values, please stay away. The male lead is a zombie who blindly spoils the female lead. If that bothers you, don't read. One last thing: don't overthink it. This is a work of fiction, so don't apply it to real life. When the apocalypse suddenly broke out, a litt
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I Was Supposed to Be a Doormat, So Why Does the Emperor Remember Everything? 说好当受气包,怎么皇帝有记忆?
[Looks delicate and plays the victim, but is a fearsome flower × scheming emperor who retains his memories after reloading] (An antagonistic imperial couple, a reloading power fantasy, father-daughter affection, and a romance that grows sweeter by the day) Chu Mingzhao is the capital's most fearsome beauty. She can shatter a stone lion with one punch. But her unscrupulous father tricked her into entering the palace, where she was bound to a [System for Playing the Victim]. Little Four: Host, yo
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I'm Sorry, I Once Loved You Deeply 对不起,我曾经深爱你
I’m Sorry, I Once Loved You Deeply
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A Woman’s Tactics 女人的套路
A Woman’s Tactics
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After Quitting, I Crush Workplace PUA and Make a Million 辞职后,我踹烂职场PUA狂赚百万
After Quitting, I Crushed Workplace PUA and Raked in Millions
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Heartbeat Code in Quantum Stardust 量子星尘里的心跳代码
As the nanoscale "Light Particle Clan" raises fluorescent tides across a sea of atomic clouds, and virus messengers carry love letters written in base pairs through cell membranes, Lin Guanyin, the phosphorus-atom god of war, has already glimpsed the fateful foreshadowing of this microscopic epic in the faint glow of electron transitions. Wild and unruly, he shields the silicon-based girl from the crystal-cell fortress behind him. Facing an out-of-control army of free radicals, every broken chem
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Another World: My Life Has Cheat Codes! 异世界:我的人生开了挂!
[Vampires, werewolves, technology, potions, ghosts, biohumans, divination, puppets, and every terrifying element you can imagine: this world has them all.] Lin En transmigrated into such a bizarre otherworld and became an apprentice at a potion shop. "Something is wrong with that man! He never uses anesthetic when performing surgery!" "That shop is a scam! The moment you go in, they find a pile of illnesses even if you are perfectly healthy!" "But wait, isn't that shop supposed to be the bes
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The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统,敌人都被整疯了
[Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it.
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My Wife Is 15 Years Younger, Spoiled, and I Love It 小15岁娇妻很作我很爱
Young and charming Lin Wan defies convention and insists on marrying Jiang Zhihan, a man fifteen years her senior who has gone bankrupt twice. Everyone says she is after his money, but in truth, she only wants to save the one man who ever showed her warmth. She acts spoiled and makes a fuss over everything, but in reality, she is carefully planning each step, using warnings from her dreams and deft maneuvering to pull him out of business traps and the depths of despair time and again. Jiang Zhih
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You Turned Away, So I Learned Not to Love You! 你选择转身,我学会不爱!
You chose to walk away, so I learned how not to love you!
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Older Men!! A Ferrari Is Still a Ferrari, Even When It’s Old 年上!!法拉利老了依然是法拉利
Older woman!! A Ferrari is still a Ferrari, even when it's old.
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My Overbearing Wife 我的老婆霸道大人
My Wife, the Overbearing Lady
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A Fresh and Lively Cultivation Life: I Grind My Way to the Top 水灵灵的修仙日常:我卷成最强
Lin Guanyin, an apprentice at a pharmacy in Qingshi Town, is found to possess the rare "Chaos Water Spirit Root" during a spiritual root test. But because he absorbs spiritual energy in a haphazard way, he's written off as a good-for-nothing. Others mock him: "You can't even grasp water spiritual energy. What makes you think you can cultivate immortality?" But he clutches the dim spirit-testing orb and quietly resolves, "A good-for-nothing? Then I'll make every day flow like water and work my wa
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