Books That’ll Make You Laugh So Hard You Stop Breathing 要直接笑死笑到断气的书
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Spring Returns to the Branches of a Sick Tree 病树枝头又逢春
[Print edition now available] Sang Nian accidentally climbs into the world of cultivation and becomes the vicious supporting female character who meets a tragic end in the book. System: Your mission is to marry the male supporting character, Xie Chenzhou, abuse him, humiliate him, and then get killed by him. Sang Nian: OK (brandishes little whip) (hits herself) (collapses with a thud) System: (silence) (stares at the sky) System: Mission changed. Win him over, or go mine coal. Sang Nian: (smiles
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- 802 Xu Chu in the Late Han: I Seize the Southeast from the Start 汉末许褚：开局坐断东南 [Three Kingdoms] [Late Han Dynasty] [Slow Burn] [Farming] [Politics] [Conquest] [Scheming] [Political Maneuvering] [Unresolved Regrets] [Transmigration] A modern overworked office drone transmigrates into the late Han Dynasty as Xu Chu, and refuses to accept the fate of being called the “Tiger Fool.” Cao Mengde, you hold the emperor hostage, but did you know my troops, supplies, and wealth can make the warlords bow to me, too? Liu Xuande, you preach benevolence and righteousness, but did you kno 20.4kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
- 803 Heart-Stopping! After Losing Her Memory, She’s Seduced with a Passionate Kiss by Her Archrival 超心动！失忆后被死对头深情诱吻 [Cool, Gentle Girl + Cocky Beijing Rich Kid, Secret Crush, Sweet Romance, Healing, Both Devoted] Yu Yingying has lost her memory. At the hospital, a righteous young nurse steps in to scold a handsome, carefree rich kid on her behalf: “Treat your girlfriend better! You’re dressed so fashionably, while she’s clearly malnourished. Does that seem right to you?” Yu Yingying, who has just woken up: …? She has a boyfriend? And he’s an irritable rich kid with a terrible temper?! Studying is way more fun 7.3kReads9.4Score1kShelves
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I Was Hunted to the Ends of the Earth for Being Too Handsome 因为长得太帅，被追杀到天涯海角
Liu Paopao, the Northern Hero, was as famous as Zhan Zhao, the Southern Hero, because he had mastered an extremely mysterious and terrifying martial art: the Sky-Splitting Sword. This supernaturally fast sword technique was so swift that it was completely invisible. It also allowed him to launch attacks from the sky, blotting out the heavens and the sun. Using his mind’s eye and sword energy, he could fill his enemies with such intense fear that they were unable to move, leaving them helpless at
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- 805 You Already Kissed Him, and Now You Say He's the Villain? 亲都亲了，你才说他是反派 You already kissed him, and only now you’re saying he’s the villain? 16Reads—Score—Shelves
- 806 In This Life, Would You Still Want to Be with Me? 这一世，你还愿意和我在一起吗？ In This Life, Are You Still Willing to Be with Me? 217Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记
[Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path.
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- 808 Reborn as a Rich Heiress's Canary, I'll Court a Wealthy Wife Instead of a Rich Guy 豪门金丝雀重生，不傍富哥傍阔太 [CEO Romance + Sweet Love in Beijing’s Elite Circles + Airheaded Beauty + Rebirth + Obsessive, Coercive Love + Rivalry Between Men + Multiple Male Leads] [Too Many Boyfriends to Handle: The Reborn Canary Is Spoiled Until She Cries] Meng Zhixue was reborn. In her previous life, she was the most cherished, most delicate canary in the palm of the powerful. One boyfriend followed another. They coaxed and spoiled her, but also clung to her until she had nowhere to run. In this life, she only wanted t 1.4kReads8.6Score115Shelves
- 809 I Slaughtered the Entire Server Just to Torment You 杀穿全服在虐你 [She runs, he pursues; both worlds are cages] He Lin possesses everything in the world, yet he cannot keep the woman he loves from leaving. Yilian’er fights desperately to escape his control, hiding in a virtual fantasy realm, believing she can regain her freedom. The shackles of reality, their reunion in a virtual world: she can escape him, but not her fate. With catastrophe looming, the two who once kept pulling each other back and forth can only stand shoulder to shoulder to protect the world 1.9kReads9.4Score105Shelves
- 810 The Little Taoist's Silly Fish Princess 小道士的憨货鱼姬 The Little Taoist’s Dopey Fish Maiden 382Reads—Score—Shelves
- 811 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 812 The Nine Bestowments 九锡 Nine Bestowments 148Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Witch Initiated Me from the Start, So I Applied to Become Her Cultivation Cauldron 开局被魔女开光，我申请成为炉鼎
A new work is here! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy them. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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- 814 My Grandmaster Is Zhuge Liang 我的祖师爷是诸葛亮 [Fantasy premise] [Urban supernatural powers] [Two Worlds] [Wits and strategy] [Three Kingdoms mysteries] Life is a play, and everything depends on your acting. Surrounded by enemies, fish in troubled waters. Make enemies believe they’re your friends, and make yourself seem like their enemy. Zeng Ming is plagued by a hidden ailment and has little time left to live. By sheer luck, he meets a benefactor and learns a life-saving spell passed down from Zhuge Liang. The trouble is, this spell comes w 2.1kReads9.5Score253Shelves
- 815 After My Elder Sister Was Killed by the Crown Prince's Adopted Sister, I Became the Crown Princess 嫡姐被太子的养妹害死后，我成了太子妃。 After my elder sister was killed by the Crown Prince’s adopted sister, I became the Crown Princess. 1.2kReads—Score—Shelves
- 816 I Calculated the Actress’s Fate 影后的命，我算的 I Read the Actress’s Fate 324Reads—Score—Shelves
- 817 I Keep Showing Up at Murder Scenes 我总出现在命案现场 [Shanghai's most shameless man + Underworld Judge + KPI + the Netherworld + supernatural events] I almost ended up in an incinerator, you know? When I came to, I somehow became a Judge of the Underworld in charge of guiding souls. From then on, I was saddled with an enormous burden of performance targets! So I was forced to go to all kinds of murder scenes to collect souls. That's why the public sees me as an omen of death, the police see me as a godsend, and the King of Hell sees me as a model 896Reads8.0Score134Shelves
- 818 Robbing Tombs with One Hand and Taking Pulses with the Other: The Unhinged Empress Can Do It All 一手摸金一手诊脉疯批皇后她全能 [Transmigration + political intrigue + archaeology + wild imagination] Feng Wan, an archaeology expert and medical doctor, touches a mysterious bracelet. When she opens her eyes, she finds herself lying in a coffin, attending her own funeral! After transmigrating into the body of a crown princess poisoned by an assassin, all she wants is to lie flat, keep her head down, and stay out of palace intrigues so she can survive. An unexpected run-in with enemies at a casino, along with her rescue of 907Reads9.4Score112Shelves
- 819 Three Years After I Married Shanghai's Top Young Heir, His Moonlight Love Returned to China 和沪圈太子爷结婚三年后，他的白月光回国了 Three years after I married the young master of Shanghai’s elite, his first love returned from abroad. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 820 He Found My Suicide Note 他捡到了我的遗书 He Found My Suicide Note 494Reads—Score—Shelves
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Slay the Gods: I’m the Proxy for Big Gray Wolf, and Even Conceptual Gods Are Gods 斩神：代理灰太狼，概念神也是神
[Slay the Gods]+ [Mentally Ill Protagonist]+ [Unhinged Comedy]+ [Big Bad Wolf’s Agent]+ [Conceptual Gods Are Gods Too]+ [Woolly]+ [Tom Cat]+ [Doraemon]+ [Who Cares If You Get It? Just Click and Read!] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Chu Ming discovered that he had become a mental patient, and that he shared a doctor with Lin Qiye. Chu Ming was tied tightly to a hospital bed. Doctor Liu: “Sorry, your condition is rather serious. We have to restrain you.” Chu Ming: “I’m r
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Guess What? She Really Does Have Two Axes! 没想到吧？她还真有两把斧子！
[A cast full of lovable weirdos + the male lead falling for her on his own + an outrageously powerful heroine + male lead reborn + heroine transmigrates + lighthearted laughs + a true-love romantic + super-sweet everyday romance] Shen Xiaoxi had just won a million yuan when she got hit by a car? When she woke up, she found she had transmigrated and become a poor country girl with nothing to her name, constantly bullied by everyone? Never mind, her unhinged antics would carry on as usual!!! Whoev
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- 823 The Neighbor Called Me a Brat, So I Turned Around and Picked Up an Unwanted Wild Dad 领居骂我是野孩子，我转身就捡了没人要的野爹 The neighbors called me a bastard. I turned around and picked up an unwanted wild dad. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 824 The Zenith of an Ancient Ming Town 明朝古镇的天中天 In a modern small town with a distinctly Ming-dynasty feel, a group of restless young people bring to life a tangled tale of everyday human affairs, all for the sake of a legend passed down for six hundred years. Everyone here is normal. The ones who aren't normal aren't human. 128Reads—Score103Shelves
- 825 Reborn: Escaping a Telecom Scam Compound in Northern Myanmar 缅北电诈园重生逃亡记 Reborn and Escaping a Telecom Fraud Compound in Northern Myanmar —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Grandpa Appeared in My Dream: Burn Me a Gatling Gun! 爷爷托梦，给爷烧把加特林！
On the fifteenth day after Grandpa died, he came to me in a dream. In the dream, the old man was battered and bruised, clutching my leg and wailing: “Grandson! Stop burning paper money! The underworld doesn’t accept it!” “Those ghosts stole the welfare payment I just got!” “Get me a Gatling gun! I’m going down there to mow them all down!” The next morning, I woke up bound to the [Underworld Pinduoduo System]. The steel pipes I burned for him turned into pure-yang divine weapons. The drones I bur
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Seven Days of Possession 七日着魔
Demons are temptation and desire, chaos and disorder, destruction and upheaval. Demons dwell in the obsessions of all things; anything can become demonic. So long as all things endure, the demonic path will endure. After the protagonist’s corpse lay unclaimed for seven days, he awoke on the seventh day and forged a demonic body. Since Heaven has given me this chance to live again, rather than remain one of the numb masses in this mortal world, I would rather become the one and only primordial de
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- 828 Four Beauties of the Bureau 机关四美图 In the cafeteria of a government office in a small county town, amid the idle gossip over tea and meals, they were labeled as failures: divorced, raising children alone, and stumbling through the mire of life. They rebuilt order amid the wreckage and became their own shelter through every storm. Beneath the lamplight late at night, they soothed their children to sleep while planning the next day's schedule. Before the morning alarm rang, breakfast was already prepared. They were no longer anyon 100Reads8.9Score—Shelves
- 829 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了！法国王爷天天造反，死活没人敢杀 He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 80Reads—Score—Shelves
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Tale of a Forsaken Husband 弃夫记
Tale of a Cast-Off Husband
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- 831 My Male Coworker Spread a Sex Rumor About Me, So I Just Admitted It 男同事造我黄谣，我直接承认。 A Male Coworker Spread a Sexual Rumor About Me, So I Just Admitted It. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 832 He Killed Me, Then We Shared a Body 他杀了我，然后和我共用一具身体 He Killed Me, Then Shared My Body 67Reads—Score—Shelves
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My Brother’s Friends Are Trouble 哥哥的兄弟不好惹
[Age gap] [Sweet campus romance] [Deeply devoted, scheming bad boy × goofy, straightforward sweetheart] What does it feel like to find out your buddy is dating your little sister? Lu Yi was unfazed. “What could she possibly lose? She weighs a hundred pounds, and ninety-nine of them are schemes. I’m worried you’ll get fooled out of your underwear!” Lu Qingyue: “Relax, I’ll definitely leave you your underwear.” Cheng Xingye: “???”
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Swore She’d Never Be the Other Woman? The Mad Fu Boss Becomes Her Lover Every Night 誓不当三？疯批傅总夜夜当情夫
[Wealthy families, second male lead pursues his wife to the crematorium, sweet and satisfying, twists, hero fights to win her] Ruan Li wanted to tell her fiancé that her face blindness had been cured. Instead, she overheard him making a bet with his friends: “Whoever can pretend to be me and sleep with Ruan Li, ruining the engagement, gets my sports car. Don't worry, she's face-blind.” Ruan Li: Is there really a deal this good? That night, she slept with Shi Yu, the poor but handsome top student
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- 835 I Am My Husband's Comeuppance 夫君的报应就是我 I Am My Husband's Comeuppance 878Reads—Score—Shelves
- 836 A Prodigy Roams the Martial World 纵横江湖之天骄 [Traditional wuxia] [The jianghu and the imperial court] [Political intrigue] [No invincible protagonist] [No harem] [No System] [No transmigration] Once you enter the jianghu, you belong to it for life. The jianghu and the imperial court are two separate worlds, but two princes have turned them into a tangled game of chess. The Asura was born for revenge. He leaves a trail of corpses in his wake on the jianghu's winding road, only to forget why he first raised his blade once he has achieved fam 1.1kReads8.8Score103Shelves
- 837 The Secret in the Beautiful Woman’s Hands Made Me Stop Resisting 美妇手中的机密，让我停止了反抗 The Secret in the Hands of a Beautiful Woman Made Me Stop Resisting —Reads—Score—Shelves
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After My Family Read My Mind, All the Villain Personas Crumbled 全家反派读我心后，人设都崩了
[The short dramas Dawnlight Enters the Dream, Shaking the Realm and The Baby Goes to Court, While the Villainous Family Hears Her Thoughts are now available.] Original title: The Whole Family's Character Changes After They Hear My Thoughts [Transmigration into a book + whole family can hear thoughts + pampered darling + alternate world + tyrant + sweet romance + unhinged + no-brainer] Wei Chixi transmigrates into a book, becoming a doomed side character who is abandoned by her mother at birth, o
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- 839 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿，请君笑纳 Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 840 A True Account of Starting a Business at a Demon Realm Resort 魔界度假村创业实录 A True Account of Starting a Business at a Resort in the Demon Realm 17Reads—Score—Shelves
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After Cremating My Scumbag Ex, I Became a Hit on a Dating Show 火葬渣男后，我上恋综爆火了
[One-on-One Romance + Dating Show Livestream + Satisfying Comeuppance + Showbiz] After breaking up with a top-tier star, Chi Yang, an actress from the lowest rung of the industry who was hated across the internet, joined a dating show. Her antis mocked her: “You got dumped and now you’re going on a show to leech off your ex? You’re so desperate to get famous. Does anyone actually like you?” But once the show began, viewers saw a very different picture: The refined, handsome, nationally acclaimed
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- 842 The Empress Only Wants to Be Empress Dowager 皇后娘娘她只想当太后 Her Majesty the Empress Only Wants to Become the Empress Dowager 300Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Blossom, A Cup of Wine, An Immortal Life 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生
[This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master
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- 844 The Thief Stole Three Women and the Country 盗贼偷了三个女人和这个国家 The Thief Stole Three Women and This Country 26Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Carefree Fairy Descends to Earth and Takes the Internet Giants by Storm 逍遥仙女下凡，卷爆互联网大厂
A carefree fairy descends to earth and takes the internet giants by storm
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Reborn at the End of the World: I Help the Real Heiress Follow the Plot 末世重生之我帮真千金走剧情
What we can’t do without in life is humor. Come on, let’s start a funny, cheerful story. Writing a synopsis is so hard. If you happened to stumble across this, come on in and have a look! Lighthearted and funny, here to make you smile. The heroine comes from the later stages of the apocalypse. She’s incredibly strong, has a huge appetite, and wields lightning powers. She’s simple-minded and not very well educated, but brute strength works miracles, and one punch can overcome any obstacle. The or
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- 847 The Immortal Venerable Says I Laid an Egg 仙尊说我生了颗蛋 The Immortal Venerable Says I Laid an Egg 18Reads—Score—Shelves
- 848 Ink and Tang Style: The Biography of Xue Tao 笺染唐风：薛涛传 Ink on Silk, Tang-Era Style: The Story of Xue Tao 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Daily Madness of a Lowborn Daughter 庶女发癫日常
[Transmigrated into a book heroine vs. reborn heroine, one-on-one romance] Shi Yao transmigrated into a reborn, pampered heroine’s revenge novel and became an ignored, expendable illegitimate daughter. The one doted on by everyone was Shi Mingzhu, the original heroine. In her previous life, the moment Shi Mingzhu was born, the old master declared, “Dote on her! I want the whole family to spoil her rotten!” So all eight brothers became hopelessly devoted to their little sister. To help the heroi
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- 850 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼：机械与血契 Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 15Reads—Score—Shelves
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