Books That’ll Make You Laugh So Hard You Stop Breathing 要直接笑死笑到断气的书
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The Taoist Came Down the Mountain to Give His Heart Away, Then Got Scammed Out of 98,000 Yuan in an Online Romance 道士下山把心搭,网恋被骗九万八
(Fast-paced, light comedy, no horror, packed with laughs from start to finish, no memes) On his first day down the mountain, he got swindled out of 98,000 yuan by his online girlfriend. On the second, his landlord kicked him out. On the third, he was drugged on a blind date. His name is Nan Feng, a trainee in the Daoist sect. To earn enough merit to return to the mountain and receive his ordination certificate, he gritted his teeth and started taking jobs in the city to exorcise spirits and perf
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The Hot-Blooded Hunter: God’s Assault 热血猎人神之袭击
[Survival] [Hunting] [Fighting the Japanese invaders and looting their gear] [Cultivation] Wang Fei has just entered the world of cultivation when he's forced into becoming a live-in son-in-law. One blow shatters his dantian, setting him on a long road from staying alive to rising to greatness. Though he has lost his cultivation, he takes countless disciples. This novel was not written by AI. Every word was painstakingly typed out by the author, who only hopes readers will enjoy the story in its
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- 503 The Emperor Accused Me of Rebellion? I Slaughtered a Million Enemies With Just a Gun 皇帝说我造反?我一人一枪杀敌百万 The emperor says I'm rebelling? With just a gun, I can slay a million enemies. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
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From the Start, the System Is Exposed: The Tyrant Hears My Inner Voice 开局系统暴露:暴君听我心声
After workaholic Qin Wu dropped dead, she transmigrated into a book and got bound to a lousy System. The System ordered her to save the villainous, corrupted tyrant. Fail the mission, and she would die. She was already dead, and now they expected her to keep working and save a man, too? Not a chance. The living could consider her as good as dead; if they needed anything, they could burn paper offerings for her. She chose a gorgeous spot to die in again. "System, should I drown, get poisoned, cho
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- 505 I Sneak-Peeked at My Girlfriend's Diary, and Now She Wants to Break Up With Me 我偷看女友的日记,她要跟我分手 I secretly read my girlfriend's diary. She wants to break up with me. 356Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Won a Sect Leader Husband with a Roasted Sweet Potato 我用烤红薯拐了个掌门夫君
I Won a Sect Leader Husband with a Roasted Sweet Potato
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- 507 Put a Mask on the Prince and Goof Around with Him 给王爷戴上口罩,和他一起沙雕 [Goofy heroine × unhinged hero, a hilarious fantasy ride. All aboard!] The Regent of Great Li had a twisted personality, and was seriously unwell. Ye Piaoling received a task from her ridiculous System: collect the Regent’s Four Treasures, meaning four items he kept close to him! His mask, his belt, and… Ye Piaoling: “What do I get if I complete such a dangerous task?” Ridiculous System: “You can ascend on the spot!” Ye Piaoling was delighted to hear that. From then on, she ignored her tasks and 8.4kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
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In a Parallel World: My Strange Encounters with the Weasel Spirit 平行世界,我与黄皮子的那些事
(Supernatural, humorous, ridiculous. Take your time reading; the best parts come later.) A shortsighted weasel was undergoing a tribulation and asking humans to confer a title upon it when Tu Laosan, a greedy man who smiled while hiding a knife, knocked it unconscious with a brick. Yu Mu Leng Qiu happened to come across it while feeling unusually kindhearted. He bought the weasel for fifty yuan and put it in the hollow of a dead tree. Before leaving, he placed some of the bean cakes his grandpa
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- 509 After Descending to the Mortal Realm as a Cat, I Made the Divine Lord Fall for Me 下凡当猫后,我把神尊撩心动了 After descending to the mortal world as a cat, I made the Divine Lord fall for me. 57Reads—Score—Shelves
- 510 Schizophrenia? No Problem, My Cool Big-Sister Heroine Rescues Me from a Sea of Fire 精神分裂?没关系我有女御姐火海救我 Schizophrenia? No Problem, a Hot Big-Sister Rescued Me from a Sea of Flames 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 511 The Empress Drives the Tyrant Mad by Reloading Her Save 娘娘靠读档逼疯暴君 [The short drama The Bewitching Consort Captivates Hearts, and the Tyrant Loses Control is now available] Liu Zhiyuan transmigrates into a book. The bad news: the moment she arrives, the tyrant is about to beat her to death with clubs. The good news: she can reload and try again! And so begins the dog emperor’s miserable life. One second he’s bathing and getting dressed; the next, his clothes are gone. One second he’s just fallen asleep; the next, he’s stuffing his face. One second he’s finished 20.6kReads8.1Score3.1kShelves
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After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华
One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth
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- 513 After My Fishing Disaster, the Apprentice Dragon God Won't Leave Me Alone 钓鱼翻车后,实习龙神他缠上了我 After My Fishing Trip Went Awry, the Dragon God Intern Got Clingy 41Reads—Score—Shelves
- 514 I Rented an Actress for a Trip, but Got a Female Beggar Instead 租个女演员去旅游,租到女乞丐了 I rented an actress to travel with me, but ended up renting a female beggar. 13Reads—Score—Shelves
- 515 She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜!顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈 [Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t 6kReads9.5Score965Shelves
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Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧?
Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara..
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- 517 Have the Comments Gone Crazy? They Tell Me to Break Up, Then Tell Me to Hug Her 弹幕精分了?劝我分手又劝我抱抱她 Have the comments gone crazy? They tell me to break up with her, then tell me to hug her. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 518 Come to My Xifeng Stronghold 请君入我溪风寨 Please Come to My Xifeng Stronghold 15Reads—Score—Shelves
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Solving Cases Takes Someone Like Me [Criminal Investigation] 破案需要我这样的人才【刑侦】
When it comes to Ling Wuyou, even an ant passing by would turn to its companion and say, “Don't mess with that lunatic!” Say a couple of words to her and she'll blow up like a firecracker. She doesn't care one bit about acting like a respectable adult. While she was studying at the police academy, she taught quite a few classmates a lesson more than once. It's because she's not very strong, but her dirty tricks are endless. Later, the lunatic became a proud police officer. She'd say, “Who wants
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My System Seems Different from Theirs 快穿:宫斗?霸总?统统滚蛋!
This book contains ninety-five small worlds, including supernatural tales, ancient history, modern cities, farming, cultivation, and all sorts of others. Many can be read as standalone stories without affecting the main plot. The protagonist’s System has no point shop and can’t offer much help... Most of the time, Fang Zhiyi has to move things forward on his own. “What? You’re saying I have an army of five hundred thousand, and the emperor suspects I’m plotting rebellion?” “That’s right. The Hos
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Film and TV Crossover: I Dwell in Spring Mountain 综影视:我栖春山
[Stunning heroine + protagonist's halo + Mary Sue + sweet romance + exclusive devotion + love at first sight + lovesick male lead + one-on-one] 1. Empresses in the Palace (original novel), pairing: Xuan Ling (completed) [The person before my eyes is the one in my heart] 2. Palace Lock Heart Jade, pairing: Kangxi (completed) [Question the Emperor, understand the Emperor, surpass the Emperor. At last, the First Prince of the Great Qing has arrived, though late.] 3. Custom commission: Liu Che (in
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- 522 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海:全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 18Reads—Score—Shelves
- 523 My Destined One Is Actually a Prince 我的真命天子居然是个王爷 My True Love Is Actually a Prince 22Reads—Score—Shelves
- 524 My White Moonlight Is Chasing Me? No Way 我的白月光倒追我?没门 My ideal woman is pursuing me? No way. 71Reads—Score—Shelves
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Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙,我就养群妖怪,你们慌什么
[Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared
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- 526 After I Was Struck by Lightning, the Thunder God Fell for Me 遭雷劈后,雷神大人他对我心动了 After Being Struck by Lightning, the Thunder God Fell for Me 18Reads—Score—Shelves
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Don't Let a Joker Save the World 不要让乐子来拯救世界
When the whole world is falling apart, only I remain as calm as a Buddha. On the first day, I lost the right to be a man. On the second day, the gods told me, “You will face endless fear and despair.” I patted my empty crotch and smiled. Fear? Despair? Could anything be more intense than what happened to me this morning? In the instance, my teammates were screaming and crying. I sat nearby, cracking sunflower seeds. “That’s it?” The gods unleashed mental corruption, driving everyone mad. I pulle
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Reborn as the Real Heiress in an Angsty Novel, I Stole the Show on a Dating Reality Show 穿成虐文真千金,我在恋综杀疯了
[Super Sweet 1v1 + Fake and Real Daughters + Wacky Humor and Memes + Showbiz + Dating Show + Face-Slapping Wealth System] [Wacky Real Heiress Actress vs. Insane, Sweet-on-the-Outside Dark-Hearted Big Shot] After dying suddenly from overwork, I transmigrated into a tragic romance novel about a fake and a real heiress in the entertainment industry. The original heroine's father didn't love her, her mother didn't care for her, and the male lead was going to abuse her. After the heroine killed herse
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- 529 The Punk Girl Got Cashback for Buying Me Water? Then I'll Marry Her 精神小妹给我买水返现了?那我把她娶回家 A punk girl bought me water and got cashback? Then I'll marry her and bring her home. 107Reads—Score—Shelves
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After Joining a Prestigious Family, I Became a Hit on Variety Shows with My Top-Tier Star Brother 认亲豪门后,和顶流弟弟综艺爆红
[All-around heroine + transmigrate into a book + beloved by her family + healing and redemption + showbiz + top-tier star + reality-show livestream] After spending N years fighting monsters in the apocalypse, Su Tang transmigrates into a novel about a real heiress and a fake heiress, as the one set up to contrast with them. In the original story, she and her top-tier-star younger brother join a reality show alongside the real and fake heiresses. On the show, the fake heiress fusses over the real
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- 531 My Child Is Two and a Half, and Their Father Has Come Back from the Dead 孩子两岁半,孩子爹死而复生了 [One-on-one romance + transmigrate + pocket dimension + adorable kids + satisfying read] Song Youran transmigrates after being struck dead by a pack of diapers! The father of the twins, a boy and a girl, whom everyone believed dead, has come back to life! Son: “Who are you? Get out! Get out!” Reborn daughter: “A twenty-year-old dad really doesn't know any better!” Once a child bride in a farming family, she is suddenly transformed into the heir apparent's wife in the Duke of Zhenguo's household! 2.2kReads9.1Score259Shelves
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Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗?
Did my husband die today?
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- 533 I Casually Matched Two People, and Became the God of Marriage for the Three Realms 随手牵个红线,我成了三界姻缘仙 I Casually Tied a Red String and Became the Matchmaking Immortal of the Three Realms 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 534 Love at First Sight at the Dealership: The Gorgeous Car Saleswoman with Comic-Book Legs 4S店一见钟情漫画腿女汽车销售,她太美了 Love at First Sight at a 4S Dealership: The Car Saleswoman with Gorgeous Long Legs Is Too Beautiful 8Reads—Score—Shelves
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Book Transmigration: The Fake Heiress Awakens Her Reverse Mind-Reading Ability 穿书:假千金她觉醒了反向读心术
[The whole An family can hear thoughts + transmigrate into a book + secret identities + absurd comedy + villainess + family darling + male lead included] An Mu always felt she was completely different from the rest of the An family. With the An family’s excellent genes, they shouldn’t have been able to produce someone as ridiculous as her. Unless it was a genetic mutation... It wasn’t until she saw An Ran that she awakened. Only then did she discover that she had transmigrated into a book as the
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- 536 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了,不是死了 The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 6.2kReads—Score102Shelves
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An Egg 一颗蛋
Adorable Baby + Lighthearted Comedy + A Little Girl Cultivates Immortality + Playing the Fool to Catch the Tiger This novel is temporarily on hiatus while I revise its pacing. It feels a little slow, so I'm trimming and adding material. It will return completely revamped at the end of the month, and I won't disappoint you. I'm also fixing the logical errors. Please hold off on reading it for now, and feel free to check out my other novels.
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- 538 Falling for Him at a Thousand Years Old 心动一千岁的他 The One Who Makes My Heart Flutter at a Thousand Years Old 11Reads—Score—Shelves
- 539 The Dragon Clan Was Wiped Out? The Little White Dragon Storms the Southern Heavenly Gate and Raises Hell in Heaven 龙族被灭?小白龙杀上南天门大闹天宫 The Dragon Clan has been wiped out? The Little White Dragon storms the Southern Heavenly Gate and wreaks havoc in Heaven. 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 540 The Foolish Bird's Path to Immortality 笨鸟修仙 He made a wish before the Buddha, hoping to be twenty years younger, and it came true. He transmigrated into the body of a young man who had cultivated immortality, practiced martial arts, studied at an academy, and shaved his head for ordination, only to die after taking a single pill. It wasn’t that he couldn’t make it; he was always just a little short. Other people transmigrate to enjoy the good life, but he gets nothing but hardship. 14.2kReads8.7Score1.7kShelves
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Be Good, Big Sister, Give Me Your Waist 姐姐乖腰给我
[Short drama now available] [Print edition signed; publication forthcoming] [Modern romance + wealthy CEO + younger man + sweet romance + entertainment industry + celebrity + powerful figure + unhinged + scheming + roguishly handsome + devoted couple + happy ending] [Reckless, lustful, unhinged younger wolf-dog VS gorgeous, confident beauty with a soft waist and wild-rose charm] While on vacation, Cen Ruan slept with a younger male model. She spent all ten days of the trip in bed with him, but i
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- 542 Cultivating Immortality with a Baby Bottle 抱着奶瓶修仙 No one expected this tiny tot with her babyish voice to fight her way from the First Heaven all the way to the Ninth. With life in her left palm, death in her right, her clumsy habit of crouching to look, and her crystal-clear, unwavering gaze, she subdued Guixu, won over the Buddha's chosen disciple, raised a spirit-plant little sister, and gathered all nine fragments of her past life's destined sword. Her cultivation kept breaking through, yet she remained forever three and a half years old. T 12Reads—Score—Shelves
- 543 Every Day I Dream That I’m a Young General 每天做一个梦,梦中我是少年将军 Every Day I Have a Dream That I'm a Young General 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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Blondie Transmigrates Into a Book, and Even a Top Student Can Throw Their Weight Around 黄毛穿书,学霸也是霸
[Lighthearted daily life + healing + multiple heroines + transmigration into a book] Zhang Chen was an ordinary student who had topped the college entrance exam rankings for years. After growing tired of taking countless exams, he decided that a life where everything went smoothly was far too dull, so he resolved to take it easy and enjoy his school days! Gaming all night, sleeping in class, staying up late to watch videos! He’d enjoy all the things he’d never gotten to enjoy before! But on
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Why Are You Messing with Her? The Little Junior Sister Has the Heavenly Dao’s Favor 你们惹她干嘛,小师妹有天道宠着
[Print Edition: I Hope You’ll Come in Person] [No Romance, Strong Female Lead] Tian Ning was the long-lost blood descendant of the Wenren family, a prominent clan in the cultivation world. When she was fifteen, they brought her back home. Everyone thought she was just a country bumpkin from the mortal world, nowhere near as good as the fake heiress, Wenren Xue, who had been raised in luxury and treated like royalty. Wenren Xue was exceptionally talented. At a young age, she had successfully form
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- 546 Immortal and Invincible: Raising Chickens and Walking Dogs in the Forbidden Ruins 长生无敌:我在禁墟养鸡遛狗 (The author has already completed a million-word novel, and is trying their hand at a pure power fantasy about taking disciples.) I once beat the Celestial Emperor to the point that he cried for his parents in the Heavenly Palace, and I even went down to the underworld to flirt with the beautiful Meng Po. I fished for dragons at the edge of the starry frontier, forced the gods and demons of countless races to dance the hula, and was called the Immortal Sword Lord by indescribable Outer Gods. But 29Reads6.6Score—Shelves
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My Boyfriend Has to Kiss a Cockroach Queen Every Day 男友每天都要亲一口母蟑螂
My Boyfriend Has to Kiss the Mother Cockroach Every Day
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- 548 Host, the Heavenly Dao Blocked Us Again 宿主,天道又把咱们拉黑了 "Everyone's Favorite + Female-Dominated World + No Fixed Male Lead + Love at First Sight" (Warning: This is a brainless story, so just enjoy the ride. Don't nitpick the logic. If it's not for you, please delete it.) Yue Huanhuan was struck dead by a world-destroying divine thunderbolt. The reason? She was too much of a player. With only her soul left, Yue Huanhuan chose to team up with System 999 to complete missions and obtain the so-called life energy she needed to come back to life. At first, 26.9kReads8.9Score4.9kShelves
- 549 Everyone in the Sect Is Serious, Except for Our Ridiculously Silly Junior Sister 满门都是正经人,唯师妹过分沙雕 Xiao Wu was a notorious backstabber in the apocalypse, but she transmigrated into the body of a vicious cannon-fodder female side character with the same name in an old-fashioned harem novel, whose fate was absolutely miserable. To avoid following the original plot, she immediately took a master, moving him to tears until he fished out a little handkerchief and dabbed frantically at his eyes. Later, everyone in the sect realized that aside from being talented and good-looking, Xiao Wu was, at he 10.7kReads9.3Score1.4kShelves
- 550 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 6Reads—Score—Shelves


















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