A Hilarious Book That'll Make You Laugh So Hard Your Family Sends You to a Mental Hospital 非常搞笑,让你笑到被家里人送进精神病院的书
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The Journey to the West Gang: The Ruthless Bandit Tang Sanzang 西游团伙:悍匪唐三葬
I am Tang Sanzang, and I bury the heavens, the earth, and all living beings! A bandit gang, growing bigger and stronger: first seize Spirit Mountain, then build a new glory! Sun Xingzhe: Tathagata, my master is the boss now. Get over here and bow to him! Zhu Bajie: Here's your surprise: my master isn't here for the scriptures, he's here for your life! Sha Wujing: Damn it, I'm a very cultured person. I don't like swearing at people! The Queen: Brother, if I eat this, will I really live forever? “
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My Silly Junior Brother Is Strong and Totally Unhinged 沙雕小师弟,很强很疯癫
[Lighthearted and hilarious, exciting plot + satisfying wish fulfillment + fast-paced, quick power-ups + powerful protagonist + plundering the entire immortal realm + decisive and ruthless + come along for the ride.] The shameless Jiang Xiaobai is a ruthless fighter with monstrous power, crushing every enemy in his path. A gold-devouring beast named Brocade-Haired Pig: hilarious, with an astonishing treasure-hunting ability. No treasure can escape its nose. A sleazy, lecherous turtle named Guogu
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The Outcast: I'm the Fee-Charging Taoist, Working Nine to Five 一人之下:我加钱居士,朝九晚五
[The Outcast fan fiction, lighthearted, funny, invincible, uplifting, no heroine, all friends] Zhou Fengliu transmigrated into the world of The Outcast and became an employee of Everywhere Express. He only wanted to enjoy life, and as luck would have it, he awakened the Clock-In System. As long as he clocked in and out on time, he could receive a random conceptual skill. From then on, Zhou Fengliu began laying low and steadily growing stronger... [You clocked in on time for one hundred days. Rew
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You Bastard, You Win This Time 狗男人,算你厉害
You Bastard, You Win This Time
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Master, You Said the Three Realms Were at Peace 师尊他说,三界太平
Master Says the Three Realms Are at Peace
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Get Rich in Journey to the West: Place Your Next Order, Master 暴富西游:施主下个单吧
Heaven is bankrupt, The Jade Emperor washes dishes, The Queen Mother goes up for auction, And the gods haul bricks. Tang Sanzang: A legendary “scripture god” is born. Wukong: Delivers takeout, demolishes a CBD, and racks up two hundred million in debt. Bajie: Eats Gao Village into ruin. Sha Seng: An artist. The Queen of the Women's Kingdom: “Royal Brother, you've lost weight! I'm investing in this project!” The eighty-one trials of Journey to the West become eighty-one ways to get ric
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Wicked Cauldron 邪鼎
There is a cauldron in this world called the Demon King Cauldron, capable of burying all living things under heaven. There is a dog in this world called the Wicked Dog of the East Sea, capable of breaking through the underworld's deepest reaches. Su Fan is born with a useless spiritual physique and the fate of an ordinary mortal, with no chance to cultivate. That is, until the day he meets the Wicked Dog of the East Sea... "Trust me, being a great demon king is the way to get ahead." "No way. I
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Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关
Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year.
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The Bigwigs Go Wild Fighting over a Bite to Eat 为了一口吃的,大佬们抢疯了
[Gourmet] + [laid-back daily life] + [no System] + [comedy] Li Heng is a chef who accidentally transmigrates to a cultivation world where culinary skills have fallen into decline. He discovers that his dishes are not only delicious, but can also improve cultivation and strengthen the body. One day, while Li Heng is cooking, a passing sect’s saintess spirits him away to work as their chef. As Li Heng serves up dish after delicious dish, the entire sect goes wild. The disciples go crazy competing
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Hilarious Jokes! The Complete Collection That’ll Make You Laugh to Death 爆笑梗!笑死人绝不偿命大全集
Laugh-out-loud funny, the kind that’ll have you dying of laughter! Nothing but jokes and hilarious bits, making you grin from ear to ear and laugh uncontrollably! So outrageously funny and absurd you’ll laugh until food comes out your nose, water sprays everywhere, and your face cramps. Read just one line and you’ll want to laugh. Relax anytime, anywhere: on your commute, during your downtime, while waiting for a delivery, or when you’re bored out of your mind. A few lines or chapters will insta
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After I Called Off the Wedding, My Male Concubine Turned Out to Be My Long-Lost Wife 悔婚后,男妾竟是我失散多年的娘子
After Breaking Off the Engagement, My Male Concubine Turned Out to Be My Long-Lost Wife
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Survival? This Player Is Only Here to Cuddle Fluffy Creatures 求生?这玩家只沉迷rua毛绒绒
[Note: This is a slice-of-life novel, not a survival story. The pace is very slow, with lots of interaction between the protagonist and his pets. It’s extremely lighthearted, and the protagonist is a serious fluff enthusiast.] [Survival + Farming + Pet-Raising + Food + No Romance + Lighthearted + Funny Daily Life] Do games make people violent? Chen Shi grips his hoe and declares that he’s a farming player. Surviving in a world filled with danger… The good news: Chen Shi has a cheat. The bad news
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My Husband Is Out “Making Money,” and Three Women Have Come Knocking 我老公在外“搞钱”,三个女人找上了门
My Husband Was Out “Making Money,” and Three Women Came Knocking
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Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年
(Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea.
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Hilarious Storytime 爆笑故事会
The Hilarious Story Collection is here! These stories are packed with good stuff. One fool steals croton seeds to teach a rich landlord a lesson, only to cause a huge misunderstanding that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. There are also all kinds of curious characters and amusing tales, with every scene hitting the funny bone. Open it whenever you like, and you’ll be laughing in no time, immersed in pure joy.
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Golden Finger Pawnshop: The Three Kings of Campus 金手指当铺:校园三雄
Golden Finger Pawnshop: The Campus Trio
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Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统,当场干掉一个!
[System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I
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Thriller Game: Why Are All My Skills from the Underworld? 惊悚游戏:怎么我的全是阴间技能
A separate dimension called the Horror Game descends upon Earth. It randomly selects challengers and throws them into terrifying games. But against the vicious ghosts, humanity's survival rate is less than one percent! That is, until Su Cheng enters the game! [Yellow Springs Pawnshop] From the start, he has the Flying Dragon Cloud-Gathering Hand. “Your item is quite nice, customer. Too bad it'll be mine in a second!” [Green Mountain Hospital] Master Anesthetist taking appointments online. “You'r
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The Funniest Cultivation Novel in History 史上第一爆笑修仙
This is a hilarious, entertaining story. Zhang Ahao wants to live forever, so he sets out to cultivate immortality and meets a beautiful immortal maiden. With a beauty like that, should he become her disciple or fall in love with her? If he becomes her disciple, will it be too exhausting to cultivate immortality while also taking care of a woman so stunning she could outshine the whole world?
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I Was Scammed, Then Extorted for Ten Thousand Yuan 我被骗了,还被勒索了一万块
I got scammed, and they extorted ten thousand yuan from me.
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Slay the Gods: I’m a Water-Spirited River God, You Know 斩神:人家是水灵灵的河神哟
[Slaying the Gods + roleplay + River God + conceptual deity + goofy humor + stealing the spotlight + near-invincible + shamelessly unbothered] [The highest-rated Slaying the Gods fanfic. Add it to your bookshelf so you don’t lose your way!] He Fan transmigrates into the world of Slaying the Gods. The bad news: He runs into a Faceless and nearly bites the dust. The good news: He awakens the [God-Tier Roleplay System]. From the start, he plays the River God. Once his roleplay reaches certain
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I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧
Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…]
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After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Young Man 三万九千岁后,我被小狼狗拿下了
After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Boyfriend
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Urban: My Whole Family Are the Main Characters 都市:我全家都是主角
[One heroine, goofy, shameless] Ye Xinghui, who had a golden finger, was tricked by a shady deity and sent to another world. At first, Ye Xinghui planned to use his golden finger to become the main character of an urban novel, but... when he saw his parents’ files, he was completely stunned. His dad was actually the legendary Soldier King, while his mom was the legitimate daughter of China’s foremost family. That wasn’t all. When his older brother suddenly woke up and said, “Wasn’t I supposed to
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Great Tang: From the Start, I Used the Imperial Jade Seal to Crack Walnuts 大唐:开局传国玉玺砸核桃
[Great Tang] [System] [Mischievous Kid] [Sign-In] [Funny, Hilarious] After transmigrating to the Great Tang, Li Ke becomes an eight-year-old boy. He has been signing in for eight years from the start and has received countless rewards! One day, Li Ke uses the Imperial Jade Seal to crack walnuts. Li Shimin: TAT Ke'er, don't, don't smash it! Li Ke: Come on, Father. Give me a dog’s bark! Li Shimin: Ah!!! I am the emperor, and you want me to bark like a dog? Li Ke: If not, then how about letting me
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My Whole Family Has SSS-Rank Talents, but I'm Just an Ordinary Person 全家sss天赋,只有我是普通人
Chu Yun transmigrates to a world where everyone awakens a talent. Everyone in his family awakens an SSS-rank talent. What a dream start. How could he possibly lose? But then... On Awakening Day, Heaven played a cruel joke on Chu Yun. He didn’t awaken any talent at all. Chu Yun was stunned. Everyone in his family has an SSS-rank talent, and I’m the only ordinary one? Luckily, he activated the Strongest Body Arts System. If his talent falls short, body arts will make up for it. The moment Chu Yun
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A Transmigration Adventure: Hilarious Tales Across Past and Present 穿越之爆笑古今
Lin Xiao is a miserable modern office worker, worn out and barely able to keep going. While shopping at a street stall one day, he accidentally transmigrates to ancient times, where a series of hilarious events unfolds...
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Journey to the West: The Monk Who Doesn't Want to Retrieve the Scriptures 西游:贫僧不想取西经
“Wukong, kill all the male demons. Leave the female ones to your master.” “Good patron, allow this humble monk to teach you a lesson.” Sun Wukong: “Master, these demons are too powerful. I can't beat them.” “Wukong, stand aside. Let your master handle this!”
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A Wife Painted in Bone 画骨成妻
A Wife Painted in Bones
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The God of Cooking and the Demon Beasts: Oh No, We're the Ingredients! 厨神,妖兽:不好,我们成食材了
A chef transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens the strongest Chef God System. Whenever someone praises a dish he makes, his talent, physique, and insight improve. Well, this is an instant takeoff. What's more, his dishes have special effects: they can strengthen the body, nourish one's health, and clear away hidden injuries… The entire sect goes wild. From the Ancestor, Supreme Elders, and Sect Master to the servant disciples, everyone goes crazy for a taste. The Sect Master say
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My Years in the Funeral Business 我干白事儿这些年
After his master died, Lin Ran inherited his craft, took over the funeral business, and promised his master he would not leave this small town for three years. Keeping his promise, Lin Ran had to face the world without his master's protection. He saw all the strange sides of human nature that he had never witnessed before! Lin Ran remembered his master's words: “People look down on those of us in this line of work. Compared with ordinary people, we're also missing something. They call it being ‘
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I Get Stronger with Every Blind Date: I Have a Dating System 相亲就能变强:我有一个相亲系统
[Multiple adaptation rights sold, with over twenty versions of the short drama and animated comic released] [All life's joys and sorrows become stories; every laugh and scolding becomes prose] "Mom, I'm this old and still don't have a partner. Aren't you worried? Can you really bear to watch me grow old alone? I'm going back in a couple of days, so hurry up and set me up on blind dates. I want ten of them!" "Hello, matchmaking agency? How many blind dates can I get in a month with a membership?
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I'm a Cash-Grabbing Streamer! But the Big Spender Really Does Send Gifts! 我,圈钱主播!但大哥是真刷啊!
Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon
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I'm Dead? Taking the Merit Ledger to Cultivate Immortality! 嗝屁了?带着功德簿去修仙!
[Immortal Cultivation + Everyone’s Favorite + Wish Fulfillment + Comedy + Hilariously Sharp-Tongued] Qin Manyue was about to be late for work. The instant the traffic light turned green, she dashed out, only to run into a driver who was also in a hurry and flooring the accelerator. She kicked the bucket. Well, so she died. She accepted it. Who told her to rush across at a red light? She drifted along to the Underworld, ready to be reincarnated again. But because she’d loved gossiping about peopl
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I Gave the Empress 300 Yuan 我施舍了女帝三百块
I Gave the Female Emperor 300 Bucks
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The Beloved Little Darling of a Farming Family 团宠农家小奶包
Everyone in Xixiang Village knows that the Zhao family recently found a little girl. She’s three years old, chubby and fair-skinned. Everyone says a girl is a burden, but the Zhao family treasures the little one. Later, Zhao Heng, who had been blind, regained his sight. Zhao Xuan, who had been poisoned, was cured. And the Zhao family, nearly ruined by the cost of medical treatment, became a wealthy household. Some people grew envious and snuck over to the Zhao home at midnight to eavesdrop, hopi
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Livestream: Healing the Underworld Day by Day, I'm the White Impermanence 直播:阴间治愈日常,我是白无常
[Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is
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This Is Hilarious! Everyone Wants This Guy Dead 笑疯了!这哥们人人喊打
[Funny + lighthearted + wicked + absurd + at war with the whole world + come in for a laugh] Ling Chen is a born troublemaker whom everyone naturally dislikes. A fortune-teller said his fate was so harsh that his father would die when he was three, his mother would be doomed when he was seven, and he would never have a complete family. So his father ran away, and his mother cut ties with him too. After finally making it into college, Ling Chen is hated by the entire school and sent to the fronti
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The Years I Caused Trouble in Journey to the West 我在西游记里捣乱的那些年
[Nonsensical + funny + parody + absurd + tropes + twists] After transmigrating into Sun Wukong, there's no need to panic. Just run first. We can't let them make a monkey out of us. If anyone's going to play anyone, it'll be me playing them. (This is a nonsensical novel.)
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My Zombie Lord, Please Be Gentle 僵尸大人轻点宠
My Zombie Lord, Go Easy on Me
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Brother, Open the Door! It’s Sizhi! 锅锅:开门啊,窝是兕子
[Little Princess Jinyang + food + travel + daily life + dual transmigration + everyone’s favorite + no System + Princess Changle + Princess Yuzhang] A pendant opens the door to a modern-day adventure for the Tang dynasty’s little Princess Jinyang. Chen Chang’an: “What kind of toddler climbs onto someone and wets the bed?” Little Princess Jinyang: “I-I-I...” Chen Chang’an: “Back again to mooch off me?” Little Princess Jinyang: “Big bro, hungry.” Li Shimin: “That little rascal has taken my da
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Just Arrived in Republican-Era China, I Have Nothing but Money 刚到民国,除了钱,一无所有
Su Ning transmigrated into a series of novels set in the Republic of China era. The good news: she had a System. Better yet, the System's reward pool held a full ten billion. Once she spent it all, Su Ning could return to the modern era and live happily as a billionaire. The bad news: the System was called "The Rich Are Heartless"... In the turbulent Republic of China, she had to play a villain who was rotten to the core. Determined to stay alive, Su Ning racked her brains to become relatives wi
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Life as an Extra in a Cultivation World 在修仙世界做路人日子
Li Xiaoniu is an ordinary passerby, as ordinary as they come. So why do I have a spiritual root? Why was I assigned to live with the male lead? Why do I have to take the blame for him? And why do I have to deliver a letter from the female lead to him? Please stop treating me like a useful tool. Even passersby have their dignity… Years later, looking at the male and female leads living in blissful wedded harmony, and the pile of gorgeous supporting heroines tossed my way, I suddenly think this is
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Journey to the West: Fellow Daoist, Please Stop Spilling the Beans 西游:道友,求求你别再爆料了
From the start, he became the newly born Six-Eared Macaque? The Buddhist sect has laid a trap for the Journey to the West, aiming to capture the Six-Eared Macaque! At the critical moment, the Six-Eared Macaque obtains an exposé System. The more secrets he reveals, the greater the rewards! In that case, it's time for my Six-Eared Paparazzi Squad to make a name for itself on the Journey to the West! “Host exposed the secret that ‘the Buddha Tathagata was once a traitor to the Jie Sect.’ Reward: th
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I Already Flew Off 我都飞出去了
I Flew Right Out
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Shocking! The Cold Military Officer Is the Father of Her Child 惊!冰冷军官竟是孩子他爸
[Raising a child + military marriage + everyday life + first love for both] After waking up, wealthy beauty Xu Yao transmigrates once again to the 1970s, becoming the mother of the great villain in a small world! The original Xu Yao was busty but brainless. After failing to scheme her way into marrying the man she loved, she had a son with someone else. She blamed all her misfortunes on the boy, beating and cursing him until he grew up bitter and twisted. He eventually became the great villain,
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After Their Parenting Variety Show Goes Viral, Everyone Online Wants to Call Me Mom 亲子综艺爆火后,全网都认我当妈
[Xuanxuan is an orphan, not her biological daughter] Jiang Sui transmigrates again, this time into the body of a C-list star with a terrible reputation. On a parent-child livestreaming variety show, she and her daughter become the foil to a mother-daughter duo whose motto is to do absolutely nothing. The laid-back duo wins countless fans by slacking off, while Jiang Sui's group attracts nothing but haters. In a triathlon challenge: The laid-back mom makes her son drag her along. Comments: “What
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1980s: The Foxiest Femme Fatale and the Wildest Officer 八零,做最美狐狸精戏最野军官
A flirtatious movie queen VS a stoic, passionate, impossibly manly military officer. International movie queen Jiang Mengning transmigrates into a book and becomes the despised, wicked stepmother in a military compound. The original owner was unfaithful and arrogant, and ended up being cruelly abandoned after repeatedly bringing disaster upon herself. A stepmother? Jiang Mengning has only one thought after transmigrating: this is a role she should never take. But when the man in uniform appe
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The Little Ancestor of the Mystical Sect Has Returned from Cultivation 玄门小祖宗修仙回来了
[Signed for print publication]+ [Metaphysical fantasy, urban supernatural, mystery and crime-solving, ensemble cast, sweet romance, 1v1 (there is a male lead, but he’s basically just set dressing!)] After returning from the cultivation world, Yuan Jiu becomes the junior grandmaster of Guiyuan Temple. There are only two people in the whole temple, and it’s three hundred million in debt. After looking over the bills, Yuan Jiu just wants to give up on the spot. But if she doesn’t repay her debt
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The Whole Family Is Insanely Eavesdropping on My Thoughts 全家偷听我心声杀疯了,我负责吃奶
The Red Fruit short drama adaptation of My Whole Family Hears My Thoughts: Fu Bao Chaochao is now open for reservations! Please show it lots of support and give it a follow! [Whole-family mind reading + cannon fodder + beloved by the whole family + powerful figure transmigrates into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger + feel-good story] Lu Zhaozhao transmigrated into a book. She became a cannon-fodder character who was drowned at birth, while the heroine stole her identity. The heroine turned
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