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Dali and Chen Pi Aren't Enough for Me Anymore. I Want Something Even Funnier, Haha 大力和陈皮已经不能满足我了,我要更搞笑的哈哈

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  1. 451 My Emperor Father Can Read Minds 我的皇帝父亲会读心 Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Infrastructure Building Focus ✚ Mostly Comedy ✚ Not Historically Accurate ✚ No Romance] Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler. His ministers served him well, his harem was harmonious, and his children were clever and filial. That is, until he was struck by lightning. Afterward, he gained the ability to read minds, and finally learned that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another! Emperor Wei was devastated. So he had been such a failure as an emperor 57.7kReads9.3Score5.4kShelves
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  2. 452 Reborn in a Northeastern Mountain Village: Fishing and Hunting Across Two Rivers and Two Nations 重生东北小山村渔猎两江两国 Urban3.9M WordsOngoing Please give this five stars. Please give this five stars. I don't have much education or skill, and I can't write fancy prose. I use ordinary people's language to tell an ordinary story. If you like it, I thank you for your support with a clasped-fist salute. If you don't, please be kind and don't flame me. An artist can't make a living without noble-minded patrons. I offer my thanks to all of you, my dear supporters. 36.5kReads8.2Score2.5kShelves
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  3. 453 Online Game: The Ninefold Dragon Tamer 网游之九转御龙师 Sports1.6M WordsCompleted “Hey, your little knife doesn't hurt at all. Are you giving me a gua sha treatment?” “Wait, bleeding, poison, burning, confusion, paralysis, freezing... minus a billion?” “I'm doomed!” Li Le is reborn ten years in the past, in the world of Legends. He possesses the strongest SSS-rank Thief talent, Sleight of Hand, draws the hidden SSS-rank class Nine-Turn Dragon Tamer, and gains dual identities, dual classes, dual lives, and 100 times the free attribute points. As the game and reality gradually 5.2kReads8.2Score541Shelves
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  4. 454 A Tycoon Hires Me to Marry a Yandere, and We Become the Doting Couple on a Dating Show 财阀租我娶病娇,恋综带娃成团宠 Urban379k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Comedy + Feminine Looks + Dad Life + Cunning Little Darling + Dating Show] [Unconventional Pursuit of a Husband + No System, No Rebirth + Slight Yandere Vibes + One Heroine] After escaping from a mixed-race yandere woman for two and a half years, he raises a daughter he found and runs a small diner. Because he's so ridiculously handsome, a TV show selects him to be a female contestant. Gu Chen is furious: “Are you people okay? I'm a man, and you want me as a female contestan 4kReads7.0Score356Shelves
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  5. 455 What? You Won't Read It Because It's Too Absurd? Then Open It Up Yourself 什么!因为太抽象不看!自己掰开 Urban596k WordsOngoing [Urban Slice of Life] [Absurd Humor and Memes] [Campus] [System Glitch] [The System Transmigrated, Not Me] [Light Novel] (The rating just came out, so it's a bit low. Don't run off!) “Doctor, I think my friend is sick.” “What is your friend's name?” “Dog System.” “What symptoms does it have?” “It keeps treating our world like a cyberpunk world. It thinks the internet is the Origin World, the girls who dance while wiping glass are desire-cultivating evil cultivators, and our phones are peerless m 520Reads7.4Score—Shelves
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  6. 456 888 a Day: Plenty to Retire on in a County Town 每日888,县城养老很够花 Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Financial Freedom] [Everyday Life] [Multiple Heroines] [Lighthearted, No Angst] At thirty, life treats you worse than a dog. Laid off and utterly disheartened, Bai Ye finally gave in and decided to return to the small county town where he was born and raised. But on the train home, he discovered that he had bound himself to a System called Life Assistant. [With the System at your side, unemployment is nothing to fear! Receive an 888-yuan daily unemployment benefit!] [Worried about your health? 32.4kReads7.8Score1.5kShelves
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  7. 457 Rule Horror: I'm Even More Twisted Than the Supernatural! 规则怪谈:我比诡异还变态! Mystery1.7M WordsCompleted [Unhinged + rebellious + no female lead + hilarious + bizarre + national destiny] My name is Xu Ye. I was born without the ability to feel pain, and my favorite thing is looking for a thrill. I heard that the Rule-Bound Horror arrived, and every country would randomly select a “Chosen One” to enter a game instance. After waiting a whole month, and watching five Chosen Ones die one after another, I finally got my wish and became the sixth Chosen One, the real wild card representing the Dragon Kin 34.7kReads9.4Score4.2kShelves
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  8. 458 Don’t Be Afraid, Tutu! Grandpa Niu Is the Dragon King God of War 胡图图别怕,牛爷爷我是龙王战神 Anime Fanfiction364k WordsOngoing He was a peerless genius the likes of whom appeared only once every 13.5 billion years. He once single-handedly held off a million alien invaders. He was once the strongest fighter in the entire universe. During a ten-year campaign, the woman he loved most left him, and his best friend betrayed him in secret. Heartbroken, he went into seclusion at Fandou Garden Estate. He had planned to stay out of worldly affairs, live quietly on tea and simple meals, and let his life run its course. But then h 1.7kReads9.1Score137Shelves
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  9. 459 I Did It, Daoist! Three Flowers Gather at the Crown! Huh? 道爷我成了,三花聚顶!嗯? Urban1.0M WordsOngoing [Laugh-out-loud comedy] [A goofy, hilarious protagonist] [Mostly lighthearted slice of life] [Invincible] [A cure for the blues] Good news: I’ve got a cultivation System. Bad news: The System transmigrated without me. Good news: I can still contact the System. Bad news: These System missions seem a little off. In the city, Chen Jiamu looks at the mission he’s received: [Go to Mount Wudang and join a sect!] So he takes an overnight train to Mount Wudang. [Host has successfully joined Mount Wudang 390Reads7.8Score105Shelves
  10. 460 70s Military Marriage: The Couple’s a Bit Crazy 七零军婚:那两口子都有点癫 Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Period Setting + Inventory Space + Comedy + Wish Fulfillment + Two Golden Fingers] Ruan Qiqi spent ten years being treated for an illness, and her condition was perfectly stable. After leaving the hospital, she unexpectedly transmigrates to the 1970s, into the body of a country girl who has just been dumped by her scumbag fiancé. Nearly everyone around her is awful. But she isn't afraid. She has a space packed with supplies, a golden finger, and nine lives, so she can do whatever she wants with 58.1kReads9.2Score6.4kShelves
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  11. 461 Embroidered Guard, Fangs Bared 锦衣獠牙 Historical2.1M WordsCompleted [Adapted into several short dramas and animated dramas. Witty, lighthearted, slice-of-life comedy, ridiculous antics, sly tricks, and absurd humor.] After the old Taoist finished chanting, he shouted, “Begone! Soul, return to your body!” Li Xiaoya’s body jerked inside the coffin. He sat bolt upright, opened his eyes, and asked in confusion, “Where am I?” “(⊙_⊙)” The old Taoist performing the ritual rolled his eyes back and promptly fainted on the spot. Also known as: [Relax, How Many People Have 33.6kReads9.1Score3.4kShelves
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  12. 462 Uncle Nine: Oh No, My System Is Acting Up Again 九叔:糟糕,我的系统又不服了 Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted The successive Grandmasters of Maoshan once said: When roaming the world, what matters most is the strength of your foundations. If you can avoid trouble, do so. The world is in turmoil, and one less problem is better than one more. If you can’t avoid it, make a friend. If you can’t make a friend, negotiate face to face. If negotiations fail, then fight. When following these three rules, always keep three principles in mind. First, never hold back. Call upon the gods, the saints, and the Grandma 24.8kReads9.0Score1.7kShelves
  13. 463 I Take the Protagonist's Elders as My Wives, Who Else Could Be Invincible? 强娶主角长辈,我不无敌谁无敌! Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted [Villain] + [fast-paced] + [just as you wish] Cao Wenbin transmigrated into a fantasy world and became the holy son of the Cao family! Unfortunately, this was a world made up of a hodgepodge of fantasy novels! Children of fortune were everywhere, and chosen protagonists were as common as dogs! Although the Cao family was the greatest power in the Central Province, one wrong step could spell total defeat! Fortunately, when Cao Wenbin transmigrated, he obtained a divine book. Without it, he really 36.1kReads8.8Score3.7kShelves
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  14. 464 Now That I’m Reborn, Who’d Still Run with the Gangsters? 都重生了谁还混社会 Urban3.1M WordsCompleted Short drama: "Loyal to the Skies: Starting Over" is now streaming The novel was originally titled "Now That I've Been Reborn, Who Would Still Run With Gangs?" [Reborn + business + lots of underlings + no groveling + no cowardice + taking the righteous path + law-abiding] A big shot from the underworld returns to 2010. Should he repeat his old mistakes and keep running with gangs, or abandon his underlings and take the road to a brighter future? No! I won't choose! In this life, I, Qin Jiang, wil 149.3kReads9.3Score13.5kShelves
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  15. 465 I Gasped in Shock!! 我倒吸了一口凉气!! Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy] [Invincible] [A Void-Return cultivator uses technology] [Cultivation] [Academic genius] If metaphysics is the end of technology, what lies at the end of metaphysics? “Our Qingyun Sect is an orthodox school of the Three Pure Ones, registered with the Administration for Industry and Commerce and listed with the Religious Affairs Bureau. From summoning wind and rain and blessing high-voltage power lines, to exorcising ghosts and demons and performing IVF, we can do it all. The 28.6kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
  16. 466 I’m the Trickster in the Rule-Breaking Horror Tales 我在规则怪谈做老六 Mystery652k WordsCompleted [Complete, with a universally praised ending] [Rebellious Oddball + School Oddball + Lin Chen the Oddball + Comedy + Crazy Antics + The Uncanny + National Fortune + Mental Illness] [Readers say it becomes legendary from the third instance onward] He swaps a hen’s eggs for pebbles and lets her sit on them for half a month, hands sandpaper to his roommate while he’s on the toilet, and buys ten steamed buns for a beggar who asks for money to eat, then watches him finish them… Lin Chen is an oddba 9.3kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
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  17. 467 What? My Master Put "Cultivation Furnace" as My Contact Name 惊了,师尊给我的备注居然是炉鼎 Eastern Fantasy284k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted, hilarious, everyday antics, shamelessly cheeky, perfect for killing time. Just enjoy the power trip!] An accident sent Su Hua to the Immortal Spirit Realm, where he became a disciple of the Tianshui Sect. One day, he suddenly noticed golden labels glowing above many people's heads. After looking into it, he discovered that the labels were what other people secretly thought of him. Senior Sister Lin's label for him was [Want to kiss him]. Senior Brother Li's was [Scapegoat]. His be 67Reads8.6Score—Shelves
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  18. 468 Ten Billion Years of Immortality: I Lay Low Until I Become an Immortal Emperor 长生10亿年,苟成仙帝再出山 Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [Relaxed + Everyday Life + Witty and Funny + Extreme Caution... Enter at your own risk!] Qin Shou is reborn into a world of cultivation, where a [Myriad Worlds Fortune Wheel] appears in his mind. He can spin it once a day. But after 59 straight years of getting nothing but [Thanks for Playing], Qin Shou is on the verge of despair. At last, when Qin Shou is 60 and about to die of old age, he wins the “Myriad Worlds Fortune Grand Prize”! [Chaos Spirit Root: One of the nine highest-grade spirit roo 6.9kReads7.9Score550Shelves
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  19. 469 Cultivating Immortality: My Path to Unrivaled Power 打坐就能涨法力,贫道要无敌 Eastern Fantasy4.0M WordsCompleted [Not a mindless power fantasy] [Crushes every opponent] [From setbacks to triumph] [One explosive breakthrough after another] [The ways of the world] [Rapidly becomes invincible] Under a gloomy sky, demons run rampant and evil spirits abound. Ordinary people struggle to survive under the protection of extraordinary forces. Cultivation sects stand high above the world, Dao Lords look down on the ants with indifference, and the word “immortal” has become the greatest taboo. Young Li Qingyun is an 77.5kReads8.7Score8.2kShelves
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  20. 470 Charge One Silver Coin More, and Even the Great Emperor Has to Pay 贪一银加一点大帝来了也得交银子 Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted The Red Fruit short drama is now available: As a Brocade Guard, I Hold All the Power. Is That a Problem? (Ruthless and decisive + no distinction between good and evil, only different sides + clear-headed. In short, rest assured and enjoy the read. Go away if you're a bleeding heart.) On the Xuanqing Continent, people revered the martial path to its very limits, even seeking immortality and the Dao. Li Hanjiang transmigrated to this continent, into the territory of an empire called Chiyan. Perhap 32.8kReads8.7Score2.9kShelves
  21. 471 I Confessed to a Girl on Livestream, Then Tried to Sell Her a Fountain Pen! 直播向女生表白,推销钢笔! Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Male lead has a mental illness + villain actor + edgy and outrageous + prison-core + cheeky pranks + wild stunts + super satisfying with no angst + one heroine + sweet, sweet, sweet!] Chen Zu transmigrates to a parallel world. [Ding! Congratulations on binding to the Old Six Livestream System!] Chen Zu is on alert. Old Six? Who’s the Old Six? “Wear a prison uniform, put black shackles on all four limbs, then go on ‘Voice of China’ and sing ‘Tears Behind Bars’?” “Show up at a funeral with ten re 5.2kReads8.5Score303Shelves
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  22. 472 The Whole Wealthy Family Calls Me Wicked, but I'm Just Starving! 全豪门都说我恶毒,其实我饿肚! Modern Romance332k WordsCompleted She opens her eyes to find that a starving illegitimate daughter has transmigrated into the body of a wicked supporting character, a fake heiress. All she wants to do is eat. The crown prince, who had been set on breaking off their engagement, turns into a lovesick fool and launches a full-on forced romance! The real heiress is furious! She vows to bury this deranged couple, one at the South Pole and the other at the North Pole! [Comedy + Madness + Fake Heiress + Lighthearted + Everyday Life + F 513Reads—Score—Shelves
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  23. 473 Damage Reversal System: Even Drinking Pesticide Makes Me Stronger 伤害反转系统,喝敌敌畏都能变强 Urban717k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations + unconventional power fantasy + slice of life early on + mischief] Su Ming transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and awakens the God-Tier Damage Reversal System! Whenever he takes damage, he gains a corresponding boost! [Ding!] [Detected Host bitten by a mosquito: skin thickness +0.1, skin toughness +0.1, vitality +0.01...] [Detected Host inhaling a ton of secondhand smoke: lung health +5, bronchial health +4, inner energy +10...] [Detected Ho 84Reads8.7Score—Shelves
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  24. 474 Naruto: Starting by Punching Trees, Shocking Kurama! 火影:开局撸树,震惊九喇嘛! Anime Fanfiction1.4M WordsCompleted [Comedy First] [One Female Lead] [Lighthearted Fun] [Plot-Driven] [Happy Rescue] [MC System] Zhou Ming works himself to death from overtime, then is born into Konoha as a prince. He decides he mustn't give Naruto too much lip, and discovers that he has an MC inventory. From that moment on, the Shinobi World's whole vibe starts going crooked... Uchiha Xiao Yan, carrying a Heavy Black Ruler and always flinging a handful of lime powder at the start of a fight, becomes the nightmare of everyone who 4.6kReads9.2Score225Shelves
  25. 475 Older Men!! A Ferrari Is Still a Ferrari, Even When It’s Old 年上!!法拉利老了依然是法拉利 16k WordsCompleted Older woman!! A Ferrari is still a Ferrari, even when it's old. 56.2kReads—Score768Shelves
  26. 476 After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后,她连夜攻读月嫂手册 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate 20.5kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves
  27. 477 I Set a Stool by the Grave and Overheard the Wrong Gossip, Then Slapped Him Across the Face 坟前摆凳吃错瓜,反手给他一嘴巴 Modern Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [No Romance + Metaphysics + Supernatural + Satisfying Revenge + Lighthearted + Playing the Fool to Catch the Enemy Off Guard] Jiang Nanshu, the only child at Changqing Temple, went down the mountain to earn a living after the college entrance exams. Penniless, she discovered that a funeral home was hiring night watchmen for 800 yuan a night. The only requirement was an exceptionally strong birth chart. Jiang Nanshu eagerly raised her hand. “Me, me, me!” Even if a corpse rose in the middle of 17.2kReads9.3Score1.8kShelves
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  28. 478 Siheyuan: My Years in the Security Office 四合院之我在保卫处那几年 Male-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsCompleted By some bizarre twist of fate, he transmigrated into the TV drama Love in the Courtyard. Feng Bin, a small-time landlord from the future, became the head of the security office. After moving into the courtyard, he didn't find himself caught up in the usual scramble over housing. Feng Bin: Is this really the same courtyard I know? Yi Zhonghai: It is. Look at me now: all alone, with no one to rely on, destined to die lonely. Qin Huairu: Exactly. I worked so hard trading for steamed buns, and in th 30.5kReads8.3Score1.1kShelves
  29. 479 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统:竟然是一张嘴 Urban611k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 621Reads—Score102Shelves
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  30. 480 Genshin Impact: After Transmigrating, I Became Teyvat’s Calamity 原神:穿越后我是提瓦特灾神 Anime Fanfiction2.2M WordsOngoing [Genshin Impact Fanfiction / No CP / Slice of Life] [No harem / Not a power fantasy / Read at your own risk if that bothers you] After spending his lifespan and luck on a ten-pull that got him a C6 Lesser Lord Kusanali, Su Ming transmigrates to Teyvat. His golden finger System is offline most of the time, leaving Su Ming to endure one streak of bad luck after another. Others fall in love with Teyvat and head straight for Celestia. Su Ming gets cursed by Teyvat. This walking calamity is just tryi 6.8kReads9.6Score633Shelves
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  31. 481 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 Anime Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 922Reads8.1Score—Shelves
  32. 482 Back to Dali: My Name Is Jiang Nan 重回大力,我名姜楠 Urban330k WordsOngoing A Great Power fanfic: starting over in a new life with a regret-erasing pill. No System. The early chapters lay the groundwork, develop the romance, and make up for past regrets; later, the protagonist wreaks havoc across the starry skies. The comedy is still there, and so are the reaction images. Jiang Nan takes the regret-erasing pill, creating a parallel universe. Jiang Nan becomes Jiang Nan, a woman who carries Jiang Nan’s memories. How will she recreate the dreamlike reality? This journey i 398Reads—Score—Shelves
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  33. 483 High Martial: My Small World Is Just a Little Bigger Than Everyone Else’s 高武:我的小世界比别人多亿点点 Urban6.1M WordsOngoing [Lovably obnoxious male lead]+ [Passionate]+ [High Martial]+ [Comedy]+ [Supporting characters in the spotlight]+ [No female lead]+ [No System] Humanity is in peril, and the gods bestow their blessings! A small, undeveloped world appears inside everyone. Legend has it that whoever can control the world within can protect all living beings and save humanity! After being reborn, Ling Feng has no talent and just wants to lie flat. But to his surprise, the small world he awakens seems to be just a ti 19.9kReads7.2Score1.7kShelves
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  34. 484 The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens 混沌补天录 Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [No System, no being reborn, cautious cultivation, sound logic, quotable lines, and hilarious comedy] Please don't expect this to follow the usual formula of some cultivation novels, where the protagonist becomes invincible and starts killing as soon as he begins cultivating. This story follows the protagonist's transformation from an ordinary person, and strives to stay closer to real life, with plenty of introspection and social criticism. Starting as a law-abiding citizen, the protagonist fir 5.9kReads8.6Score677Shelves
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  35. 485 Wuthering Waves: The Strongest Resonator on Solaris! 鸣潮:索拉里斯最强共鸣者! Anime Fanfiction922k WordsOngoing [Wuthering Waves] [Fanfiction] You say you're the strongest Resonator in Solaris. Then who am I? A white-haired adult male who wishes to remain anonymous 6kReads9.2Score422Shelves
  36. 486 The Goddess's Roommate, a Divine Conman 女神的合租神棍 Urban4.2M WordsCompleted A fortune-teller comes down from the mountains, carrying an extraordinary legacy and a host of skills. With a mysterious art of reading the heavens, Qin Ning arrives in the dazzling city. He reads fortunes, makes a little money, and occasionally defies fate to change someone’s fortunes. See how he enjoys life in the city and begins a wonderful life sharing a home... 19.3kReads8.9Score2.1kShelves
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  37. 487 I Am Unaware That I Am the Peerless Martial God 玄幻:原来我是绝世武神 Eastern Fantasy3.0M WordsCompleted Yi Feng transmigrates to a world of cultivation. Unfortunately, he has no hope of becoming an immortal, so he can only remain a mortal and hopes to live a peaceful life. But he has no idea... The dog he took in became a mighty demon king after eating his food. The kitchen knife he casually forged became an unparalleled divine weapon, sparking a fierce scramble among countless powerful figures. The young disciple he took in became an Immortal King after practicing his cultivation technique, usher 28.7kReads9.0Score3.6kShelves
  38. 488 Honkai: Star Rail: Stop Jinxing Me! 星穹铁道:不要乌鸦嘴咒我! Anime Fanfiction3.0M WordsCompleted [Honkai: Star Rail / Fanfiction / No Romance / Slice of Life] You could say my words always come true. After all, my mouth has been blessed. Cheng Che is expressionless, but he just can't help making sarcastic remarks. The good predictions never come true, but the bad ones do. In other words, he's a jinx. With one disastrous prediction, he talks himself onto the Astral Express Crew, then uses his jinx-like mouth to run rampant and crush every obstacle! 4.8kReads9.5Score334Shelves
  39. 489 That Criminal Acts Too Well: The Special Police Asked How Many Years I’d Been Inside 凶犯演太好,特警问我蹲过几年 Urban360k WordsCompleted (Criminal mastermind + showbiz + a little bit of people imagining things) Li Si obtains the [Crime System], and from then on, the entertainment industry gains an oddball. When other people's new movies come out, their fans cheer with excitement. When his new movie comes out, his fans only ask one thing: “Boss, the special police still haven't hauled you off to jail?” Film Emperor: “The first time I acted opposite him, I thought the crew had hired someone straight out of prison. But it turned 10.4kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves
  40. 490 Who Told Him to Set Up a Divorce Counseling Stall at the Matchmaking Corner? 谁教他在相亲角摆摊离婚咨询的? Urban1.4M WordsCompleted Li Hang, a divorce lawyer, unexpectedly became bound to the Matchmaker System. Li Hang: “...System, I'm a divorce lawyer. Are you sure you've got the right Host?” Boss: “Companies everywhere are cutting salaries and laying people off. Without this job, you're nothing.” Li Hang: “I'll quit tomorrow and start selling jianbing. Buy a jianbing guozi and get free legal advice! Not 99, not even 9.9!” Unreasonable Client: “Lawyer Li, you must know lots of divorced clients. Could you introduce me to one 4.3kReads8.5Score506Shelves
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  41. 491 Bro, You're a Cop, Not a Thug! 老弟,你是警察,不是暴徒啊 Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted Reborn? Xiao Mu: No need to panic. This is nothing. Remembering how he had worked himself to death in his previous life, he wanted to live a lazy life this time around. Fate’s Wheel: No, you don’t. Congratulations, you’ve acquired the abilities of a human weapon, an all-seeing eye, mastery of a hundred martial arts, superhuman hearing, an extraordinary physique, an unparalleled sense of smell, the power to imitate, and more... Xiao Mu: ( ̄ω ̄;) Are you trying to force me to show off in front of ev 4.5kReads9.5Score508Shelves
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  42. 492 Call Me the Ghost Messenger 请叫我鬼差大人 Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted After the Eternal Night, terror returned. Ten miles of desolate graves, eerie singing. An old man searching for his arms, a headless baby... They kept piecing their bodies back together, unleashing an even more terrifying aura. In the wasteland, even a severed hand could destroy heaven and earth. In this world of darkness and despair, a post office appeared and vanished from view... A mysterious young man, a postal carriage traveling through the void... One blood-red letter after another became 121.6kReads9.5Score12.2kShelves
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  43. 493 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙,我就养群妖怪,你们慌什么 Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 49.4kReads9.5Score7.9kShelves
  44. 494 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统,当场干掉一个! Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 18.9kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves
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  45. 495 I Told You to Go Undercover, Not Hit on the Boss's Wife! 让你卧底,没让你勾搭大嫂! Urban3.5M WordsCompleted [Decisive and ruthless + never a saintly heroine + multiple heroines + wildly satisfying] Lei Zhen transmigrates to a parallel world in 1995. Starting out as a low-level underling, he rises through the ranks with ruthless force, amassing wealth and beautiful women until he rules everything with an iron fist! 107.7kReads9.3Score11.8kShelves
  46. 496 Diary of a Massage Therapist 女按摩师日记 Modern Romance201k WordsCompleted Lai Xiaojing was once a pure, innocent village girl. But after she arrived in the bustling metropolis with her beautiful dreams, she gradually became the most popular masseuse at a massage parlor, all so she could earn money to support her family. This memoir gives a true account of her eventful life during the transformation from innocent girl to masseuse, along with the secrets of massage parlors and bathhouses on the fringes of city life that ordinary people could never discover, and her stor 12.2kReads9.4Score1kShelves
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  47. 497 When in Doubt, Blow Yourself Up! Who Could Be More Carefree Than Me? 遇事不决就自爆!谁能比我更逍遥 Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Demonic cultivation + ruthless decisiveness + loves a good time + flexible moral compass] What would you do if you were immortal from the start and immune to all restrictions? Jun Lin: “I don’t eat beef!” What’s the big deal? I’m immortal, so why shouldn’t I act a little arrogant? What? You stole my stuff? I’ll blow you up! What? You look down on me? I’ll blow you up! What? You want to kill me? I’m still going to blow you up! I transmigrated here to be the emperor. If you make the emperor suffe 31.1kReads8.7Score3.3kShelves
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  48. 498 Live Long Enough, and No One Can Beat Me 只要活的够久,就没人是我对手 Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [System]+ [Transmigration]+ [Playing It Safe] Xu Fan transmigrates to a fantasy world and obtains an Immortality System. The System’s only function is to extend his lifespan. Today’s run: lifespan +2 days Today’s boxing practice: lifespan +3 days Today’s kicking practice: lifespan +5 days “A gentleman’s revenge can wait five hundred years.” After Xu Fan waited five hundred years and finally found his enemy again, the only thing he could do was dance on his enemy’s grave. Question: What 11.5kReads9.0Score952Shelves
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  49. 499 Shocking! My Boyfriend Turned Out to Be the Horror Dungeon Boss 震惊!男友竟是恐怖副本BOSS Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + Two powerful leads + Horror-game instances + Lighthearted and funny + Boyfriend is the BOSS + Devoted husband + Both are virgins] On her birthday, Shen Jiahe’s boyfriend told her that the number of players entering horror-game instances had surged, and as the instance’s big BOSS, he had to work overtime and couldn’t come home. Shen Jiahe laughed in anger. He could have just said he was cheating on her! Instead, he came up with such a ridiculous excuse! She dumped the scumbag that 56.8kReads9.2Score6.7kShelves
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  50. 500 Apocalypse: Supplies Used by Women Are Returned a Thousandfold 末世:女人消耗的物资,万倍返还 Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.0M WordsCompleted The apocalypse arrives, supplies run scarce, and while everyone else struggles to survive, Jiang Fan enjoys life with beautiful women because the supplies they use are returned to him! [Invincible Hero ✚ Lots of Beautiful Women ✚ Storage Space ✚ Unlimited Supplies ✚ No Saintly Heroics ✚ Profit Above All] 36.6kReads8.1Score3kShelves

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