Only Hilarious Stories That'll Make You Laugh Until You Die. Fantasy or Urban Settings, Anything Goes 只要爆笑的,笑死人不偿命的,玄幻,都市都行
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I’m Only Two! What’s with This Comeback System? 我才两岁,逆袭系统什么鬼?
Well, here I am in a high-martial world, two years old, and the comeback System is forty years ahead of schedule! [At forty-two, you are the son of the Great Xia Martial Saint, yet you have achieved nothing. You haven’t even advanced beyond the fourth realm of martial arts...] [Now, at the age of forty, try to make the Chinese Martial Saint, who hasn’t smiled in thirty years, crack even the slightest smile.] [Mission reward: Dao Embryo Pill.] Lu Yu, one year and two months old by actual age but
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The Paparazzi Are Useless! The Movie Emperor Breaks All the Big Stories Himself 狗仔不行啊!大瓜都靠影帝自己爆
[Reality dating show livestream + devoted to one another + sweet romance + entertainment industry] Ever since the top-tier star and award-winning actor was caught on livestream with his son calling him Dad, Gu Nian has been unable to shake him off. Fans: Lord Shi is handsome, Lord Shi is charming. We want to be all cute and clingy with him. Gu Nian complains, “He’s just a little sleazy, a little brash, and so jealous he’d flirt you right off your feet. One rumor of an affair and he gets carri
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I Confessed to a Girl on Livestream, Then Tried to Sell Her a Fountain Pen! 直播向女生表白,推销钢笔!
[Male lead has a mental illness + villain actor + edgy and outrageous + prison-core + cheeky pranks + wild stunts + super satisfying with no angst + one heroine + sweet, sweet, sweet!] Chen Zu transmigrates to a parallel world. [Ding! Congratulations on binding to the Old Six Livestream System!] Chen Zu is on alert. Old Six? Who’s the Old Six? “Wear a prison uniform, put black shackles on all four limbs, then go on ‘Voice of China’ and sing ‘Tears Behind Bars’?” “Show up at a funeral with ten re
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Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多,我靠沙雕做大哥
[Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts
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I Become the Villain's Wicked Mother and Nurse Kids on a Parenting Show 穿成反派的恶毒亲妈,在娃综奶娃
[Marriage first, love later × two people in the entertainment industry × adorable child × parenting variety show × livestream × scumbag's road to redemption] Xu Zhaozhao was completely screwed. She woke up to find she'd become the vicious mother of the book's big villain. According to the original story, the villain's birth mother beat or scolded him when he was little, causing him to turn evil and become twisted, until he eventually murdered her in cold blood. Fortunately, the future villain is
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Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈?我选择叛逆
[A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra
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This Is Crazy, the Professor Had Triplets for Me 疯了,教授给我生了三胞胎
[System + Stay-at-Home Dad + One Female Lead + Sweet Romance + Rich Protagonist + Everyday Life] Jiang Chen breaks up right after graduation and prepares to start a business and make a big splash. He has just sworn off dating for three years and vowed to make a few million first when he suddenly gets a call telling him that the girl of his dreams is pregnant with his child and about to give birth. Jiang Chen: ??? When he arrives at the hospital, he is completely stunned. The girl of his dreams t
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After Coming Down the Mountain, I Open a Restaurant to Raise My Daughter 下山后,开个饭馆养女儿
Chen Ning, young master of the Five Gates, discovers that he has a biological daughter who is three years old. For her sake, Chen Ning comes down from the mountain and opens a little restaurant, settling into a quiet, ordinary life. He spends his days cooking, making buns, and searching for his daughter's mother. Life is peaceful and carefree. As the restaurant grows more popular, more and more important figures come to eat there, and many even show up seeking medical treatment! One day, some th
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After Becoming a Villainess, I Spend Every Day Clearing My Name 穿成恶女后每天都在洗白
[Everyone’s Darling + Adorable Kids + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy]: Transmigrating into a lovesick woman, Tang Zhuyun wakes up in the middle of a scene where she’s climbing into a man’s bed. She turns around and runs. Forget this bed, she’s not getting in! Who needs a man when her father is the top scholar, her brother is the top scholar, and even her son will be the top scholar? They’ll protect her, so she can do whatever she wants! As a master physician, she’ll focus on her career, save lives, and k
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I, a Heavenly Court Soldier, Have My Thoughts Overheard by the Jade Emperor 我,天庭小兵,被玉帝偷听心声
Ye Changqing transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West and becomes a low-ranking soldier in Heaven. He awakens an utterly ordinary System. As long as he maintains his ordinary persona, he can break through the constraints of the Heavenly Dao and attain the Great Dao Sagehood, never again having to worry about the Heavenly Dao harvesting him like a leek. Who could have known that the Journey to the West calamity would begin that very day, and the Jade Emperor and the immortals would sta
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The Immortal Emperor's Retirement Life 仙帝的退休生活
Invincible, reborn, no secrets from the family + overpowered hero + one heroine + sweet romance + goofy humor + laid-back daily life The eldest grandson of the Liu family of the old capital was persecuted... No, that’s not right. Let’s start over! As an idle Immortal Emperor, I just want to retire, feed the birds, walk the dog, and spend time with my wife and kid. A thousand-year-old ghost? My brother-in-law is a city inspector in the underworld. Look into it. A hidden sect? My great-grandfather
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Three Kingdoms: The Prodigal Son of Shu Han Sets Wolong Ridge Ablaze from the Start 三国:蜀汉败家子,开局火烧卧龙岗
Liu Mang was reborn as Liu Bei's eldest son, and the veteran transmigrator was overjoyed. After transmigrating ten times, he could return to the modern era and gain immortality. Just as Liu Bei was making his third visit to Zhuge Liang's thatched cottage, Liu Mang decided to stop the Crouching Dragon from joining him and finish his "death mission" as soon as possible. Liu Bei: "Only the virtuous and worthy can win the people's allegiance." Liu Mang: "Man is an animal that is selfish by nature, a
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When in Doubt, Blow Yourself Up! Who Could Be More Carefree Than Me? 遇事不决就自爆!谁能比我更逍遥
[Demonic cultivation + ruthless decisiveness + loves a good time + flexible moral compass] What would you do if you were immortal from the start and immune to all restrictions? Jun Lin: “I don’t eat beef!” What’s the big deal? I’m immortal, so why shouldn’t I act a little arrogant? What? You stole my stuff? I’ll blow you up! What? You look down on me? I’ll blow you up! What? You want to kill me? I’m still going to blow you up! I transmigrated here to be the emperor. If you make the emperor suffe
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Game Development: The Entire Internet Begs Me to Keep a Low Profile 游戏制作:全网求我低调点
[Game Development + Livestreaming + Lighthearted + System + No Female Lead] [Lin Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and resolves to build a gaming empire of his own. He starts by making Terraria! At first, though, it seems nobody is buying it. “What is this? You dare charge 39 for a pixel game? Where do you get the nerve?” After playing for a while... “Holy crap! This game is so good! How is 39 any different from giving it away for free?” While everyone is still marveling at Terraria’s amazi
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Even Scumbags Get Their Day in the Sun: I Somehow Became Everyone’s Dream Man 渣男也有春天:我竟成了万人迷
[Traditional fantasy + feel-good power fantasy + no System + golden finger + passionate and invincible] “Scumbag” Xiaoqiang (Xia Yi) caused a huge fire while flirting with a girl. He transmigrated into the womb of a pregnant woman, and after he was born, he was struck by heavenly tribulation and hunted down before embarking on the path of immortal cultivation! The story is gripping and exciting from the very beginning, with plenty of laughs and satisfying moments. Definitely worth a read!
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The Chosen Employee Versus the Overbearing CEO: 300 Rounds 天选打工人与霸总大战300回合
[Meme-loving villainess vs. greasy CEO; secret-identity heroine vs. melodramatic male supporting character] [The Boss System is too overbearing, so the villainess strikes back with “giving it her all”; The golden finger is a total rip-off, so the villainess has to bring her own secret identities; The System shop is a dump, so the villainess has to patch things up herself...] So what if the CEO is a dyed-haired punk? Who cares if he’s from the Funeral of Love clan? Lin Xue’er, a born worker, decl
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Reborn as the Cannon-Fodder Wife, I Stole the Show in the Military Compound 穿成炮灰原配后,我惊艳军区大院
Also known as: Before I Lost My Virtue, I Rewrote the Life of the Cannon-Fodder First Wife [Period setting + military marriage + face-slapping + no golden finger + sweet romance + devoted couple] Xia Qingning unexpectedly transmigrates into a period romance novel written by a classmate who envies her. She becomes the original wife, who shares her name and is framed into losing her virtue, then jumps into a lake and dies tragically. The moment she opens her eyes, she’s at the scene of her violati
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Writing a Diary in the Jie Sect, Tongtian Gets Played for a Fool 人在截教写日记,通天被玩坏了
Ying Yuan woke up one day to find that he had transmigrated to Mount Kunlun in the Primordial World. He had become an evil dragon, formed from the power of wickedness at the dawn of creation. As an innate evil dragon, he was steeped in wickedness and burdened by karma. The Human Religion refused to take him in, the Chan Sect despised him and called for his death, and the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas wanted nothing to do with him. With no other choice, he joined the Jie Sect as an outer sect disc
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I Only Tried to Get Myself Killed Once, and I’m Rewarded with a Chaos Constitution? 我才作死一次,就奖励混沌体?
[System + Scheming + Comedy + Subverting Expectations + Daring to Die] Lin Bei transmigrates to the Desolate Ancient Continent and gets himself a Super Dare-to-Die System. From then on, if there’s a way to die, he’ll take it. And if there isn’t, he’ll make one! A wild Saintess has appeared up ahead? Lin Bei: Leave her to me! Everyone who enters the Desolate Ancient Secret Realm is doomed to die? Lin Bei: Leave it to me! An immortal has descended, and his mount is a plump, gorgeous crane at the p
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After Reading the Mind of My Villainous Son, This Cannon-Fodder Mistress Strikes It Rich 读心反派儿砸后,炮灰外室嬴麻了
[Mind Reading + Medicine + Pocket Dimension + Raising a Child + Concubine’s Comeback + Household Intrigue + A Little Silly] Jiang Ying dieted herself to death. When she opened her eyes, she had become a wicked cannon-fodder concubine. In her previous life, the original owner had done whatever it took to live well! She staged accidents, seduced men into her bed, and drugged them. She even had a child solely to gain status through him… In short, it was a complete mess. As Jiang Ying watched in ast
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What a Joke! She Has No Morals, So Why Are You Blackmailing Her? 笑死,她都没道德,你绑架她干嘛
[Goofy + shameless + liable to lose it at any moment + meme connoisseur] Yu Yao woke up one morning to discover she had transmigrated into a book. Well! If this had happened to her, then nobody could blame her for doing things her way! On a variety show, the green-tea heroine said, “Lately, I feel like I’ve gained a lot of weight from eating.” Yu Yao looked at her bony waist. “Yeah, you’re way too fat. Eat less.” When asked why she’d joined a dating show, the green-tea heroine said, “I’ve never
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You Said We’d Focus on Technology, Yet You’ve Been Secretly Raising Dragons 说好拼科技,你们居然偷偷养龙
Qin Shi transmigrated into a dragon and handed himself over to the government so he could make a living. Just then, a secret realm appeared beyond the heavens, and the consciousness of Blue Star manifested, calling on every nation to explore it. Countries raced to develop high-tech weapons, while the Dragon Kingdom poured its resources into raising a dragon. On the day the secret realm opened, the other countries sent out high-tech weapons, including steel mechs, super soldiers, intelligent mach
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Global Ghostmasters: There Are Hundreds of Millions of Ghosts Inside Me 全球御鬼:我的体内有亿只鬼
[Looting bamboo shoots + ghostly resurgence + ghost taming + one female lead + comedy = 100,000 new words every week?] The comic of the same name, Global Ghost Tamer: I Have Hundreds of Millions of Ghosts Inside Me, is now available on Fanqie. Lin Mo was playing games in class when he transmigrated to a parallel world overrun by ghosts. With the worst talent of all, he unexpectedly gained the Defense-Breaking System. As long as he could make a ghost lose its composure, he could force it into a c
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All-Around System: The Maniac’s Lessons 全能系统疯批教学
Other people’s Systems let them fight monsters and level up or cultivate their way to a comeback. Mine is all about hands-on classes, with utterly outrageous lessons in every field! Hardcore computer practice, all kinds of ridiculous entertainment, mind-blowing high-tech inventions, and absurd classes in cultivation and the supernatural, one after another. In class, I teach people to code and hack the whole internet. After class, I teach them to dance and look cool. When I have free time, I buil
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Best Friends Reborn Together: Marrying Princes, Then Faking Their Deaths 闺蜜同穿,嫁皇子,双双死遁
[Best-friend fiction + transmigration + System + faked death + travel between ancient and modern worlds + princes chase their wives in the modern world] Wen Yuan, eldest daughter of the Grand Tutor’s household, and Ji Xingyao, youngest daughter of the great general who guards the border, are married on the same day: Wen Yuan to Crown Prince Li Zhao, and Ji Xingyao to Fifth Prince Li Heng. Both weddings are kept simple, with fewer than ten guests. That is because the maternal clan of the princes’
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A Salaryman Transmigrates into The Legend of the Condor Heroes: Black Lotus Rong and Wanyan Kang 社畜穿越到射雕:黑莲蓉和完颜康
[The Legend of the Condor Heroes fanfic | Power fantasy | Comedy | Martial arts | Political intrigue | Strong leads | Happy ending | Guaranteed to make you laugh like a goose] Good news: I’ve become Huang Rong, the heroine of The Legend of the Condor Heroes. I’m the cleverest person under heaven, my father is Huang Yaoshi, the Eastern Heretic, and my fiancé is the protagonist. Bad news: I switched fiancés. Who did I switch him for? Yang Kang. One of the original story’s biggest villains. He died
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The 1970s: The Little Fox Cub Is Looking for His Dad Online 七零:小狐狸崽在线找爹
In the age of declining magic, spiritual energy has dried up, and the ancient nine-tailed fox Tu Shan Yao is on the verge of death. Four-year-old divine beast cub Xiaobao clenches his little fists and drags his sickly, blood-spitting mother thousands of miles to find his father. Amnesiac special forces commander Huo Yunzheng looks at the mother and child and falls into deep self-doubt: “I've been single my whole life for 26 years. Where did this wife and child come from?!” He thinks they're just
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I'm the Fake Heiress. Who's Afraid? 我是假千金我怕谁
[Fake and real heiresses + unhinged villainess + palace and household intrigue + all the usual tropes + lighthearted comedy] Huo Chenxuan jumped into a river to save someone, only to transmigrate into a book, becoming the evil fake heiress in The True Heiress Is Reborn, and Her Five Marquis Mansion Brothers Weep as They Beg Forgiveness. The first thing she sees when she opens her eyes is the classic drowning scene, with the scumbag General Xiao swimming desperately toward her. “Don’t come any cl
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A Lighthearted Take on the Characters of Journey to the West 笑谈西游人物
This book, Lighthearted Tales of Journey to the West Characters, does not follow a pilgrimage or pit magic against magic. It focuses solely on the characters. Drawing on a wealth of Buddhist and Daoist scriptures, we peel back the truth behind gods and demons through a modern lens: it all comes down to restless hearts and the myriad faces of the world. In between the laughs, we catch a glimpse of ordinary people like you and me.
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Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款:沙雕女配派送中
Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac
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Something's Off About My Sect's Vibe 我家宗门画风不对劲
Complete!! [Comedy] + [Almost Slice of Life] + [Cultivation Without Mysticism] + [Ensemble Cast] + [A Little Mind-Bending] The Arkham of the Cultivation World, Los Santos of the Spirit Source True Realm! Give Xu Xiu a promising young talent, and he might give you back... Never mind, he can't give you anything! If you really send your child to Xu Xiu's sect, there's an eight-in-ten chance they'll become famous! So, what did the Spirit Source True Realm do to deserve a sect like this? "We have to
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I Drive a Taxi, but I Don’t Pick Up Passengers, Only Female Ghosts and Models 我开出租不拉客,只拉女鬼和模特
Pan Mudan kept her lips pressed tightly together, not daring to make a sound in case her husband heard... I used to be a company driver at a steel mill. Then the company laid people off. I spent eight thousand yuan on an almost-decommissioned commercial vehicle and started driving a taxi. My friends all said I'd struck gold! Even without the air conditioning on in summer, the car was chilly inside!
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The Harshest Test Setter in History 史上最狠出题人
[Adapted into a short drama] He's elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most deviously cruel exam setter in the world! One test paper wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, while a single question made 200,000 students in Huicheng cry! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions in their head. What color was Daji's bellyband? Did Qin Shi Huang circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise? This is a Chinese exam, so why are you asking
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On the Day of Her Divorce, the Tragic Heroine Turned Around and Married the Tyrant 和离当天,虐文女主转身嫁暴君
The short drama is now online: [A laid-back, lie-flat, black-hearted legitimate daughter X a crazed, gloomy, pure-hearted tyrant] [The other man wins her over] [Original title: The Day We Divorced, the Tragic Novel's Heroine Turned Around and Married the Tyrant] At the royal autumn hunt, Song Yaozhi argues with the woman her husband brought back from the borderlands. Song Yaozhi scolds her, saying she's nothing but a concubine. Just then, her husband, Xiao Ziqian, kicks the door open and points
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You're a Prodigy, I'm a Goofball: The Nitpicking Host Loves Making Trouble 你天骄,我沙雕,杠精宿主爱作妖
[Quick transmigration + goofy and brainless + no romance + satisfying read + meme-filled + unhinged fun] There are countless worlds, and half the people in them have something wrong with their heads. Shi Xia's job is to travel between planes and fulfill the wishes of unlucky supporting female characters. From then on, perfectly good angsty romances go completely off the rails and never look back. World One: A wealthy couple married for appearances. Her husband just got dumped. What should she do
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My Protagonist Aura Is Still Going Strong 我的主角光环依然稳健
[Comedy + Absurdity + Lighthearted] Zhou Xianyun is devastated. He’d just won a hundred million in the lottery, but before he could enjoy it, he transmigrated. What kind of joke is this? Zhou Xianyun: Is there no law? Is there no justice? I want to go back! System: The Host can return as long as he dies. And so, a fearless man who goes around courting death and charging headlong into every danger is born. Senior experts? They’re exactly who I’m cursing! Sect rules? I won’t just break them, I’ll
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Xuanhuan: A Map from the Start, and Every Chicken Drops Everything 玄幻:开局自带地图,杀鸡爆一切
The short drama is now online: a servant slays a chicken and gets a Heaven-tier treasure, while the Saintess chases after him, begging for a cuddle. [Food + Divine Emperor + cultivation + lighthearted humor + daily life + ultimate survivor + invincible + 999-drop-rate map System + divine realm and all kinds of golden fingers] My name is Ye Ge. I transmigrated here, and I’m fifteen this year. When I was twelve, an old Taoist tricked me into joining the Piaomiao Sect as his last disciple, claiming
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Delivery Rider, Where’s My Takeout? It’s in Prison. Please 骑手我外卖在哪?外卖在牢里,请
[Short drama adaptation released] [Livestream antics] [Lighthearted comedy] [So funny I’m laughing my ass off] Jiang Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and joined a reality show. By random draw, he got a job as a food delivery rider. Carrying two boxes of [everyday umbrellas], Jiang Chen knocked on a customer’s door. Female customer: “You’re late! Because you’re late, my place reeks of flowers!” Jiang Chen gave it a careful sniff. “Nice!” Female customer: “No discussion. I’m filing a complai
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This Alchemist Plays Dirty 这个炼丹师玩的真脏啊
Eastern fantasy, a world of immortal cultivation, no tired old tropes. The daily life of a lunatic cultivator: no pressure, just easygoing fun. I think it’s hilarious, anyway, though most readers find it bizarre. There’s no tragic, angst-filled plot. The protagonist, Huang Liang, accidentally transmigrates and sells novels in the cultivation world, only to have them pirated. He starts an online business, only to have it brutally seized. His human-puppet dolls are so well-made that nobody buys t
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A Wolf Sister with a Rebellious Streak, Going Wild from Nine to Five 狼姐一身反骨,发癫朝九晚五
[Dating Show + Unhinged Antics + Goofy Comedy + Secret Identity Revealed + Devoted Couple + Sweet Romance + A Hint of the Supernatural + Feel-Good Wish Fulfillment + Livestream Variety Show + A Cast Full of Attention Seekers] The renowned mercenary Yu Jiao dies unexpectedly and wakes up as the love-struck daughter of a movie star who is cannon fodder in a wish-fulfillment novel. She goes crazy as a stand-in for the male lead after he runs away from their wedding, and even a bowl of plain congee
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The Fake Heiress Fears Nothing: This Taotie Just Keeps Eating 假千金无所畏惧,本饕餮哐哐干饭
A baby's cry rings out in the delivery room, and a cold breeze brushes Tao Cici's face. Pixiu and Bixie are fighting when one of them kicks the little Taotie, quietly enjoying her meal nearby, straight into a human woman's belly. Thankfully, after she's born, her parents dote on her and her older brother spoils her. Aside from eating and drinking every day, the little Taotie has never done anything useful. She only goes home to pick up some homework she forgot, but overhears a shocking truth com
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With My Hands Behind My Back, I Transmigrated to the 1970s, Where I Can Make Trouble and Money with Ease 小手一背穿七零,搞事赚钱样样行
Also known as "Transmigrating into a Book Set in the Seventies: I Collect Eighty-Eight Paychecks Every Month" Su He woke up one day and transmigrated into a period novel, becoming a fake heiress who had been sent back to her village. In the book, the ungrateful real heiress was practically blessed by cheat codes, with schemes and tricks appearing one after another. The Su family ended up destroyed, while the original owner wished she were dead. Looking at her impoverished home and family members
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Naruto: I'm Naruto, the Rebel With a Rebellious Streak 火影:我,叛逆鸣人,一身反骨
[Hokage + transmigrate + comedy + rebellious + power fantasy] Naruto transmigrates from the start and is kicked out of the orphanage at just three years old, forced to live on his own. Then Danzo abducts him and brainwashes him, and the whole village bullies him! After going through all that, Naruto chooses to become a pervert instead of a good or bad person! Instead of shining bright or giving off warmth, he chooses to have a breakdown! If you won’t let me have an easy life, then nobody gets on
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The Horrors Are Hard to Kill? Sorry, I'm the Truly Immortal One 诡异难杀?抱歉,我才是真正不死
This book has been signed for publication, so enjoy it with confidence. [Death Regression + Foreknowledge of the Future + Kill the Saintly One First + Dark Tone + Supernatural Resurgence] After accidentally transmigrating to a world invaded by the supernatural, Fang Xiu awakens the ability to return from death, also known as turning back time. Whenever he dies, time rewinds to just before his death. In this perilous and uncanny world, he could have laid low, but instead he chooses to announce to
296.4kReads9.5Score35.5kShelves
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Oh No, My Ex Showed Up on the Variety Show! 要命了,前男友杀到综艺上来了!
[Absurd comedy | Showbiz novel | Variety show livestream] [Funny, radiant actress and aloof top-tier star actor] Everyone knows that rising star Fu Xi has an ex-boyfriend who remains her first love, and that he passed away just three months ago. Netizens have all urged Fu Xi to pull herself together, and a wave of online tributes to her ex-boyfriend has swept the internet. After spending three months filming deep in the mountains, a certain award-winning actor finally gets online and sees the en
15.4kReads9.2Score2kShelves
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What? You Want Me to Go to Heaven and Find a Fairy Wife? 什么?让我上天找个仙子当媳妇
[Scheming, devious, shameless, anything but innocent, a sly old fox, stealthily growing stronger, genius, ridiculously powerful, maybe funny, a little outrageous, utterly unserious] Why does the underwear of Shushan’s tens of thousands of female disciples keep disappearing? Why does Shushan’s Seven-Colored Glazed Chicken shriek in the middle of the night? Why do Shushan’s elixirs and spirit herbs keep getting stolen…? When Zhang Yu, Shushan’s laziest, most useless, most infuriatingly crafty, opp
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One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙
She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th
24.8kReads9.4Score3.7kShelves
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Fake Eunuch: I Am the Ming Dynasty's Ninth-Thousand-Year Lord 假太监:我乃大明九千岁
[Mythic Great Ming] [Alternate History] [High Martial] [Great Ming] [No System] Yang Fan transmigrates to the Great Ming Dynasty and becomes a lowly eunuch, witnessing with his own eyes the grand, turbulent age of humanity! A dynasty that has endured for millennia, immortal aristocratic families, heroes of the martial world, mighty commoners, and dragons and serpents rising together! If that's how it is, then I, Yang Fan, will become the greatest man under heaven! I'll shatter the clouds and bec
120.8kReads9.2Score11.2kShelves
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The Ice-Cold Sword Cultivator and Her Money-Grubbing Little Daoist Partner 冷冰冰的剑修和她那财迷小道侣
The Duke of Leng was framed, and his family was destroyed. His only legitimate daughter was rescued and ended up serving as a bodyguard to the playboy heir of the wealthiest family, at his every beck and call. One day, they transmigrated together to another world, arriving in the cultivation realm. They had both gone from twenty years old to twelve, and she decided to get away from the playboy. Who could have guessed that he would willingly become her bodyguard, helping her argue and fight, givi
3.6kReads7.6Score517Shelves
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Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播:开局一句话气哭校花
[Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz
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