Only Hilarious Stories That'll Make You Laugh Until You Die. Fantasy or Urban Settings, Anything Goes 只要爆笑的，笑死人不偿命的，玄幻，都市都行

1. 1001 皇 The Emperor Is Infertile, Yet He Sees a Miniature Version of Himself 皇上不育，却看见缩小版的自己 Tong Yuyue童雨月Ancient Romance326k WordsCompleted After transmigrating through ten lifetimes to complete missions, Meng Linqing returned, only to find herself back after dying in childbirth and being buried! She lifted the lid of her own coffin and performed a C-section on the spot, giving birth to triplets! Now that she's already dead, there's no need to keep loving and fighting with her tyrant emperor husband or tormenting each other. She might as well disguise herself as a man, open a clinic, and live freely on her own. But after she simply 12.9kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves

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   🙊🙊🙊This is supposed to make my stomach hurt from laughing. The heroine has a difficult childbirth, one dead and two dead. After traveling through time, she lifts the coffin board and gives birth to her child by caesarean section. Incognito, a woman disguised herself as a man and opened a medical clinic. It was not until the emperor saw a miniature version of herself that she was discovered.

2. 1002 木 Wood Is Only for Support? Then I’ll Armor a Giant Buddha with Susanoo 木系只能辅助？我直接须佐套大佛 Remember to Smile.记得要笑.Urban1.6M WordsCompleted “That kid is an SSS-rank talent, and the weakest Wood-type user to boot! Hilarious!” Ye Chen gives a scornful smile. “Ever heard of... the True Thousand-Armed Kanon?” When that mighty Buddha descends, the world finally understands! The talent wasn’t weak! It was the person using it! “Hey, aren’t you a Wood-type user? Can you explain what that fire is? What, are you trying to become an alchemist too?” Ye Chen shakes his head helplessly. “My talent is only just a tiny bit amazing~” When tens of mi 54.5kReads8.8Score5.7kShelves
3. 1003 梦 Dream Talk of the Journey to the West 梦话西游 Xiao Hengfeng萧恒枫Eastern Fantasy26k WordsCompleted Dream-Talk Journey to the West: May on the Western Road tells the story of how the Golden Cicada's tenth-life disciple begins the pilgrimage to the West from the start once more, and leads Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, and the White Dragon Horse on a journey of one hundred and eight thousand li. The story takes a new direction from the classic Journey to the West. Drawing on their own unique perspective and blending reality with dreamlike fantasy, the author opens up a thrilling and enterta 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   "The Legend of the Water Tiger" is included in Chapter 26 of "Selected Essays from the Light of the Sea of ​​Suffering". It is an alternative and funny version of Wu Song's fight against the tiger. How Wu Song fights the tiger is reasonable and reasonable. "Journey to the West: Mayday" is a modern urban version of Journey to the West. It satirizes the workplace, conflicts, music and singing in real society through spoofs and nonsense. It is very interesting.

4. 1004 苦 A Lamp in the Sea of Bitterness: Selected Essays 苦海明灯之杂文精选 Xiao Hengfeng萧恒枫123k WordsCompleted This book is primarily a collection of carefully selected, beautifully written essays. Its language is concise, with a lively, witty sense of humor. Suitable for readers of all ages, it offers a light read that explores life's many flavors and reflects on the familiar realities of society. —Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 1005 请 Excuse Me, Do You Have a Corpse at Home? 请问你家有尸体吗 Zhuozhuo着着Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [A laugh-out-loud story, don't let the title fool you] A sorceress from another world was hit by a rock and landed in ours. She spent two hundred years stuck inside it. At last, she borrowed the body of a woman in a vegetative state to get out and stretch her legs, but she was born with Conan's knack for stumbling into mysteries. What? The beautiful female ghost's body was chopped to pieces! The pure, innocent college student's body was soaked and bloated! This world is out to get me! But I can' 1.3kReads9.3Score208Shelves

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   I think it's quite good. Don't miss it if you pass by. The scores are quite high. But I don't know which ones you like. Anyway, there are many.

6. 1006 屁 I’d Barely Warmed My Seat Before Ascending Again. System, Please Let Me Ascend More Slowly 屁股没热又飞升，系统求你升慢点 Feng Lingbei风凌北Eastern Fantasy890k WordsCompleted [Not a mindless power-trip story. Veteran readers welcome.] Yun Xiao transmigrates to another world and awakens an heaven-defying System. Step into a grand formation spanning the heavens, and you grasp its secrets at once. Immortal arts and skills become perfected just by sleeping. Yun Xiao: “Does your System have to be this ridiculously powerful? At least give me a couple of quests to do!” After finally escaping his slacker life and getting the chance to go out on a quest, he discovers that fai 708Reads7.5Score100Shelves
7. 1007 炸 Setting the Trending Topics on Fire! The Hilarious Big Shot Is a Variety Show Wrecking Ball 炸翻热搜！沙雕大佬是综艺泥石流 Split-Personality Girl精分少女Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Hilarious power fantasy ➕ a touch of fantasy ➕ unhinged silliness ➕ powerful heiress of a financial empire ➕ brutal takedowns of scumbags ➕ devoted romance with no cheating ➕ adorable baby] She is Su Manqi, a nine-tailed celestial fox deity who transmigrated into the body of an orphan. Her three favorite things in life: making money, playing games, and handsome men. On variety shows, other stars are the gold standard. She, on the other hand, is a walking disaster: a goofy livestreaming menace, 215Reads9.2Score—Shelves
8. 1008 法 Outlaw Zhang San: You're All Going to Prison 法外狂徒张三：你们全都得进去 Shen Yeshu沈夜书Urban118k WordsOngoing When lawyer Zhang San has an off day, he can get the opposing party sent to prison. When he performs normally, he can get both the opposing party and their lawyer sent to prison. When he’s at his best, even the judge with the gavel ends up behind bars. At his absolute limit, everyone in the courtroom goes to prison. Bystander A: “I glanced at him from the jury box and got sentenced to a year.” Bystander B: “I posted one comment in Zhang San’s livestream and got three years.” Bystander C: “I acci 7Reads5.6Score—Shelves
9. 1009 家 My Big Brother is Seeking Death Again 家兄又在作死 You Qian尤前Ancient Romance630k WordsCompleted The number one cultivator in the realm, Houchi, the Supreme Ancestor of the Yuhua Sect, has unfathomably deep cultivation and has gone undefeated for centuries. Yet the Demon Venerable mocks him as an old bachelor from the Stone Age, a fossil-level loner with no women in his life, not even a little sister. To get even, Houchi decides to take the other man's precious little sister and make her his own sister. He'll save her, raise her, teach her spells, feed her, tell her bedtime stories, and sho 2kReads9.1Score302Shelves
10. 1010 我 I, Tang Sanzang! Taking an AK on My Journey to the West 我，唐僧！扛着AK去取经 Nightfall Swirls夜色缭绕Eastern Fantasy300k WordsCompleted Journey to the West, fantasy, comedy! Bodhisattva Guanyin! I’m the one who should be going on the pilgrimage! Please, let me go! Xuanzang is crazy! What makes him qualified? Tang Sanzang: “Ha ha! What makes you think you’re qualified? Keep running your mouths, and I’ll give you a taste of my machine gun!” “Rat-a-tat-tat-tat!” Tang Sanzang holds an AK and sprays bullets into the sky! 254Reads8.0Score—Shelves
11. 1011 木 Konoha's Crazy Dave 木叶的疯狂戴夫 Little Question Mark小问号嘛Anime Fanfiction1.3M WordsOngoing Reborn in the world of Naruto, I become the son of the Second Hokage of Konoha? My name is Senju Dave? I can grow plants, and I’m really good at it! I’m classmates with Hiruzen and Danzo, and I help Danzo become Hokage? Hiruzen becomes Root? “Uncle Madara! You’re old now! Let me carry you!” “Brat! You want to dance?” 12.3kReads9.5Score1kShelves

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    Have you ever seen Mr. Ban wearing black stockings? [Laughing evilly] Sand sculpture people, sand sculpture souls, sand sculptures are all human beings. The question is very direct. Are there any corpses in your house? [Laughing out loud]

12. 1012 都 Urban: My Family’s Movie Theater Is Terrifying 都市：我家电影院贼恐怖 Happy Little Errand Boy快乐的小二Urban232k WordsOngoing [Feel-Good] + [Urban] + [System] + [Horror] + [Dual-Track Missions] + [No Female Lead] (A female lead may or may not appear; she's only there to move the plot along.) “Boss, is your cinema decorated to look like a postwar ruin?” (Rave reviews!) “Boss, you've got to be kidding! The cheapest ticket at your cinema is 399 yuan? What do you take me for?!” (Rave reviews!) “Boss, is this event real or not? I'm a medical student! ...Holy crap... there's a ghost!” (Rave reviews!) “Plus one.” “...” Gu Xu: 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "Boss, the decoration style of your cinema belongs to the post-war heritage type?" (Rave reviews!) "Boss, are you mistaken, the minimum ticket price in your cinema is 399? Who do you think I am?!" (Rave reviews!) "Boss, is this activity of yours real or fake? I am from the medical school! … Holy shit... There is a ghost!" (Rave reviews!) "Boss, are there any ghosts here?!" "1" "..." … Gu Xu: "What do you think?!"

13. 1013 天 The Tale of Heavenly Laughter 天笑记 Yan Tianxiao闫天笑Urban71k WordsOngoing “Y-you... What are you doing? Weren't you going to take me out for seafood?” the yellow-bearded Taoist asked, backing away. “Seafood? I'll give you seafood! First, take a punch!” Yan Tianxiao said, swiftly swinging his fist at the yellow-bearded Taoist's face. “Hey, hey, hey! You brat, that's no way to fight! You... Ow!” The Taoist had barely got the words out when Yan Tianxiao landed a heavy punch on his left eye. “You dare steal my money? Today I'll show you what my Whirlwind Five-Flower Eight —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The Taoist priest was injured and needs to be comforted? Does a female ghost need to be coaxed even after she was beaten to tears? Have you ever heard that a ghost will cry if it cannot beat a human? I'm good at coaxing people, but I've never experienced coaxing ghosts... Does anyone know how to coax ghosts? Waiting online, very urgent... This is an online article that combines urban cultivation, comedy, and supernatural beings. The author said that if the book friends are not satisfied, it can be changed at any time. It will be changed until the book friends are satisfied, and until the book friends are laughing until they can't live anymore... Why don't you hurry up and read it?

14. 1014 我 I Evolved Billions of Curses 我进化了亿万诅咒 Soda Sea Salt Crackers苏打海盐饼干Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Chinese-Style Horror + Twists + Humans Scaring Ghosts] The supernatural returned, ferocious ghosts broke loose, and unimaginable horrors appeared in the real world. As night fell over the city, nightmares engulfed everyone. Jiang Fan gained the power to develop abilities by studying ghosts. As long as he kept scaring them, he could become the greatest terror in the darkness. The more terrified they were, the greater the power he gained. Then he discovered that his potential had been unleas 9kReads8.6Score870Shelves

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    For the time being, these are the only ones I think are quite funny.

15. 1015 一 The Outcast: I'm the Fee-Charging Taoist, Working Nine to Five 一人之下：我加钱居士，朝九晚五 Meng Liangqi孟良柒Anime Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted [The Outcast fan fiction, lighthearted, funny, invincible, uplifting, no heroine, all friends] Zhou Fengliu transmigrated into the world of The Outcast and became an employee of Everywhere Express. He only wanted to enjoy life, and as luck would have it, he awakened the Clock-In System. As long as he clocked in and out on time, he could receive a random conceptual skill. From then on, Zhou Fengliu began laying low and steadily growing stronger... [You clocked in on time for one hundred days. Rew 21.7kReads8.4Score1.6kShelves
16. 1016 穿 Transmigrated as a Background Character, I Beat Up the Hero and Villain 穿越路人甲，爆打主角和反派 Sikong Leiting司空雷霆Urban829k WordsOngoing [Funny + absurd + academy + schemer + fiery + everyday life + underhanded + not an invincible-protagonist story] Reporter: “Excuse me, passerby, are you happy?” Passerby A: “I guess I'm about to be. My spirit pet is a schemer, my buddies are schemers, everyone around me is a schemer, and I'm a schemer too. Every morning, I open my eyes and get mad half to death. I'm definitely about to be!” Reporter: “Uh... are you blessed?” Passerby A: “My surname isn't Fu. It's Jiang. Jiang Li. Li, as in Li Sa 2.2kReads8.9Score168Shelves
17. 1017 重 Reborn as a Black Cat: They All Call Me the Lord of the Supernatural 重生黑猫，他们都叫我诡异之主 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Beast Evolution] [Never Human] [No Romance] Lin Ye is reborn as a stray black kitten on a university campus. Fortunately, he gains a stat-boosting panel. As long as he eats and accumulates energy, he can evolve and gain all kinds of extraordinary abilities. Shadow Manipulation: Control every shadow in the world. Lord of the Night: Combat power increases by 100% at night. Devourer of Energy and Spirits: A dimensional space forms in his stomach, allowing him to devour anything. Gaze of Fear: Awak 23.9kReads9.1Score3.1kShelves

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    I won't take it out at the end of the tenth day. These are really good. The first two are interesting and the last two are logical.

18. 1018 死 After Dying a Hundred Thousand Times, I Bribed the River of Time and Space 死亡十万次，我直接买通时空长河 Natsume Says Nothing夏目不语Urban1.8M WordsCompleted [Future Setting] [One Female Lead or No Female Lead] The Shijing appeared, strange beings invaded, and the Chosen Ones charged with fighting them were on the brink of defeat. So the most determined among the Chosen Ones began searching for a way to save the world. “Ten years later, the basic body-tempering method appeared, and the first martial artists were born.” “A hundred years later, spiritual martial arts burst onto the scene, and the martial arts community officially took shape.” “A thousa 87.3kReads9.4Score15kShelves
19. 1019 传 Legend Management Bureau 传说管理局 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted (No harem, no formulaic plot, no invincibility, no System, no brainless decisions, and no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if any of that bothers you.) Du Yu dies an untimely death right at the beginning of the story. Hoping to secure a better spot in his next life, he takes a job with the Bureau of Legendary Tales. His job is to return to legends that have gone off course and put their plots back on track. He never expected that the first mission assigned to an ordinary mortal like him would 210.6kReads9.6Score29.3kShelves
20. 1020 亲 A Mom Raising Her Kid, Teary-Eyed 亲妈带娃眼泪汪汪 Just One Pack of Spicy Strips一包辣条就好Modern Romance402k WordsCompleted ☞ Updates on weekdays. Thanks for liking and supporting the story. If it’s not your thing, feel free to move on. P.S. I should warn readers who haven’t started yet. ① The heroine accidentally kisses the second male lead. A lot of readers can’t accept this. If you haven’t read it yet and that bothers you, I don’t recommend reading. Written for fun, read for fun The System is mostly just for show and only appears now and then. Yusu stood before them, a full five-foot-seven, her face stern. The thr 49.7kReads8.9Score5.3kShelves

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    As the blindfold was lifted, Qi Wenshan's eyes turned white when illuminated by the light. He subconsciously wanted to cover his eyes with his hands, but his hands were tied and he couldn't move. He had no choice but to close his eyes tightly so that he could slowly adapt to the bright environment. After a while, he opened his confused eyes. At this moment, what was in front of him was the girl's delicate face. Her pupils turned into love hearts, exuding so much love that Qi Wenshan couldn't breathe. "Oh my, what a cute reaction." The girl poked his face. Qi Wenshan's vision was still blurry and he couldn't see clearly the person in front of him. "My dear, do you know what the punishment for disobedience is?" The girl came closer to him and kissed him without hesitation. Qi Wenshan's pupils dilated instantly, which he had not expected. He was awake now, but he was too close and couldn't see the person in front of him clearly. Just the contact of lips didn't seem to satisfy the girl. Qi Wenshan felt like there was something between his teeth. After a while, the girl probably had enough kisses. Separated and pulled out a crystalline silk thread. The girl licked her lips and smiled.

21. 1021 全 All-Round Devourer: From the Start, I Possessed the Campus Beauty and Got Confessed To 全职吞噬人生开局魂穿校花被表白 Messenger of Fantasy幻想使者Urban121k WordsCompleted [One heroine] [Post-apocalypse] [Zombies] [Spiritual qi revival] [Comedy] Three years from now, the sun will explode, its impact triggering spiritual qi revival on Earth. Most people will die in the disaster, either perishing outright or becoming contaminated and mutating into zombies. By a twist of fate, Mu Yunxuan returned to three years earlier and wanted to start practicing martial arts in advance. But after wasting two and a half years, he still had nothing to show for it. Just as Mu Yunxua 111Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 1022 反 Villain, Your Underlings Are Too Rebellious, and the Male Lead Is Panicking! 反派，小弟太逆天，男主慌了！ Lin Bai Xu林白絮Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Villain + System + multiple love interests + ruthless! Not for readers who mind!] Original title: [Giving the Protagonist's Mother a Massage from the Start] After an unexpected transmigration, he becomes the male lead's lackey. From then on, everything goes wrong for the male lead. His girlfriend grows increasingly cold and contemptuous, and even his own mother starts to hate him. He has no idea that the culprit behind it all is his own lackey. 10.3kReads8.9Score783Shelves
23. 1023 让 You Want Me to Turn Over a New Leaf? Just You Wait! 让我浪子回头？你给我等着！ Rest the Mind息心Urban675k WordsCompleted Original title: Auntie, Don't Be Afraid Before taking his own life, Su Yang swore that if he got another chance at life... He would find someone who truly understood him! A woman who truly loved him! When he suddenly woke up, he found an older woman kneeling beside him. She was wearing a tattered pair of pajamas and trembling as she looked at him. “Please don't hit me, okay? I have to attend my child's parent-teacher meeting tomorrow...” 339Reads8.7Score100Shelves
24. 1024 开 Claiming a Father from the Start! The Cultivation Villainess Doesn't Suffer for Even a Second 开局认爹！修真女配一秒都不被虐 Li Xiaowan利小晚Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted From the start, Meng Jiaojiao is being abused, so the moment she transmigrates into a book, she reveals who she is: “Dad, help! I'm your daughter!” The First Sect's leader immediately panics and protects his daughter, while her five villainous senior brothers rush to defend their little sister! The Xuanjian Sect, which punishes criminals, is dumbfounded. How did this orphaned criminal suddenly become the First Sect's beloved treasure? They're in deep trouble now! After claiming her father on 10.7kReads9.4Score1.3kShelves
25. 1025 入 Nightfall 入夜 Empty-Headed脑袋空空Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The door opened, and a tall, slender man stepped out. Lin Mian stared at him, dumbstruck, forgetting even to snap out of it. “What are you looking at, hmm?” 7.9kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves
26. 1026 来 Here You Are! 来啦您呐 Forward or Backward朝前还是朝后Urban105k WordsOngoing Also known as The System Makes Me Beat Up Old Men The hilarious coming-of-age journey of Sun Dasheng and his little buddies It officially begins! (The Year of the Horse is almost here. Wishing everyone good fortune in the coming year, wealth galloping in like a steed, and blessings flying high like a horse’s mane.) —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Just watch it when you have nothing to do. It won't make me rich, and it won't make you poor! Just be merciful

27. 1027 玄 Xuanhuan: I Don’t Know I’m Invincible 玄幻：我不知道我是无敌的 Yajirobei弥次郎兵卫Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted A man transmigrated by accident. He thought he was about to embark on a world-shattering, Dragon-Pride-of-Heaven adventure. Instead, all he got was a farming story. With no other choice, he spent three miserable days in a small county town, barely managing to eat. Then one day, a customer came to his stall to have a kitchen knife sharpened. After that, countless peerless masters came to visit. Some even pretended to be pathetic to gain his sympathy, just so they could stay by his side and beg fo 30Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Come and laugh at this author

28. 1028 完 Oh No! I'm Surrounded by Genius Beauties! 完蛋！我被天才美少女包围了！ Collection of Huanhua浣花集Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing Title: When the Blossoms Have Yet to Fade [Romance and Daily Life + Traditional Chinese Aesthetics + Folk Customs] “If you had the chance to start over, at what moment would you freeze time?” “If the fireworks leave only darkness behind, would you watch a sky full of blossoms with me one more time?” Rustle... The girl held her pen and wrote carefully. “I remember you saying, ‘You came riding a bamboo hobbyhorse, circling the bed and playing with green plums.’ But that was nothing more than the m 201Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    A good book that is suitable for calming down and reading slowly [The God of Bird Food] [The God of Bird Food] The painting style is beautiful, the writing is comfortable, and it is an absolutely beautiful love story [Shy] [Shy] [Shy] The plot is refreshing. There is a tsundere and genius little senior sister who has a childhood sweetheart, a Jade Rabbit god sister who was raised since childhood and later transformed into a repaying kindness, and the reincarnation of the nine-tailed fox, etc. There are so many cute heroines, and every emotional scene is written with incomparable delicacy. The background is after the prosperous Tang Dynasty. The male protagonist is a poet but not a literary scholar (emphasis!). The absolutely novel setting [Flying Kiss] [Flying Kiss] delicately describes the whole process of clean love in ancient times. The various romances [Bird Food Divine Work] [Bird Food Divine Work] [Bird Food Divine Work] satisfied all my fantasies about Chinese-style love. It focuses on a super sweet love routine.

29. 1029 乡 The Village Divine Farmer 乡村神农 Returning from Hoeing锄归Urban5.1M WordsCompleted Also known as: After Returning to the Village, I Have the Time of My Life Every Night Chen Ping, a medical student, is terminally ill. With his illness reaching its final stage, he returns to his village to recuperate. But on his very first night back, a shadow sneaks into his home... 20.4kReads9.2Score2.7kShelves

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    🪷🎍🌲Haha, medical student Chen Ping is terminally ill and has returned to Yuhe Village, hoping to recover from his illness. Fortunately, on the first night, an unknown figure sneaked into his house. Chen Ping was afraid that he would laugh or cry, and murmured in his heart: I am so sick, and you keep coming to carry out raids. Do you think I have some special medicine for terminal diseases hidden here? Humph! 😏

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