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1. 551 我 I, the Ultimate Schemer: The Empress Calls Me a Living Yama 我，最强毒士，女帝直呼活阎王 Xing Xing Zi星星子Historical4.3M WordsOngoing [Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re 382.6kReads9.2Score32.3kShelves

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   Holy crap! Holy crap! 🤯 This book is absolutely hilarious! 🤣 It's so funny it'll kill you! 🤣 The protagonist is a total idiot! 🤭 It's super funny, absolutely hilarious! 🎉 The protagonist transmigrates to the Great Qian Dynasty and becomes the Empress's poison mastermind 💀, using poisonous schemes that stunned the Empress for a whole year! 🤯 He even used the ultimate open trick—Nine-Turned Intestines—in a culinary competition; if you didn't eat it, you couldn't be eliminated, but if you did, you fell into the trap! 🤣 I'm laughing so hard, hahaha…!!! 🤣🤣🤣

2. 552 开 From the Start: The System Locked Me Up Until I Became Mentally Ill 开局：被系统关成了精神病 A Little Chicken一条幺鸡Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsOngoing [Invincible + Sword God + beating up the System + fast-paced] Lu Chuan was supposed to transmigrate to a high-martial world, but a screw-up by his goofy System sent him to a world of cultivation instead. To keep its Host from getting killed, the goofy System forcibly locked Lu Chuan away for a hundred thousand years. Unable to find a suitable template for the cultivation world, the goofy System could only have Lu Chuan practice swordsmanship from the high-martial world. A hundred thousand years. 118.9kReads9.0Score9.7kShelves

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   This is an incredibly satisfying and hilarious novel! Alright, guys, if you're not happy, come at me! Total reading time across all platforms exceeds 10,000 hours! ① This protagonist is practically a bug in the system! He transmigrates to a demon world at the start and gains immortality, then promptly sells his kidneys and liver to raise money to become a forbidden spellcaster—while others' skills are deadly, his skills are like scattering flyers: "I ask you, who else?!"

3. 553 别 Don't Call Me a Demon 别叫我恶魔 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban5.7M WordsCompleted [Qing Feng's new novel, This Player Has Something Wrong with His Head, is now serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] The sacred heavenly gates stand across the sky, while the demonic abyss of time and space lays waste to the human world. When twelve spirit springs burst from the earth, when the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown no one else wou 177.9kReads9.4Score16kShelves
4. 554 从EN Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 160.1kReads9.6Score18.1kShelves

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   😜[Pouting face] This is simply a masterpiece! It's hilarious, absolutely hilarious! I'm dying of laughter! It's a truly top-notch book, reading it can lead you to the pinnacle of life! It's so good, the writing and plot are first-rate, it's incredibly exciting, and it's exceptionally good.

5. 555 这 This General Is a Little Slow 这个将军有点憨 Xiaohua from Songshan Village松山村小华子Historical1.0M WordsCompleted A third-year college student and hopeless simp, a transmigrated general who's a force to be reckoned with, one brilliant move after another, leading three hundred and fifty soldiers, all while pining for the princess. He invents things and conducts research just to show off and boast! He tinkers with high technology in ancient times and takes on enemies from every side! He's got guns, cannons, planes, and even weapons capable of laying waste to the world! 33Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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   A simp's soul transmigrates into the body of a simple-minded general. His actions are as fierce as a tiger, leading a mere 350 soldiers. He runs off with the princess at the start, inventing and researching, all for the sake of showing off. He's tinkering with high-tech in ancient times to fight against enemies from all sides, possessing guns, cannons, airplanes, and even world-destroying weapons. [Laughs][laughs]

6. 556 第 The Ninth Special Zone 第九特区 Wei Jie伪戒Urban6.1M WordsCompleted After the catastrophe, the land was scarred beyond recognition. Food was scarce, resources were in short supply, and the situation was chaotic... A young man who had fought his way out of an undeveloped zone, with endless yellow sand at his back, came alone to District Nine to make a living. Yet he never expected to meet a few good friends by chance, rise to prominence in the chaotic era over a single thought, and embark on a legendary journey... 210.7kReads9.6Score22.6kShelves

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   [Making a face][Pouting] This is simply a masterpiece! It's hilarious, I laughed so hard! It's a truly top-notch book, reading it can lead you to the pinnacle of life! It's so good, the writing and plot are first-rate, it's incredibly exciting, and it's especially, especially good.

7. 557 黄 Weasel Spirit! Do I Look Like a Human or a God to You? 黄皮子！你看我像人还是像神？ China's Famous Double Standard中国驰名双标Mystery2.7M WordsCompleted No specialist knowledge here, just a story. [A little horror + a whole lot of comedy + no female lead, no romance] When I was a kid, I took a nighttime shortcut and saw a weasel worshipping the moon. Remembering a story my grandma had told me, I worried it might ask me to grant it a title, so, on a whim, I shouted at it first: “Weasel! Do I look more like a person or a god to you?” The weasel froze for a moment, then said I looked like a dumbass! But from that day on, I really did become an idio 31.2kReads9.1Score2.7kShelves
8. 558 末EN King of the Apocalypse! 末世之王！ Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.8M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + Rebirth + Stockpiling Supplies + Evolving Zombies + Violent Aesthetics] Lin Dong is reborn on the eve of a terrifying apocalypse, and gains a storage space. A normal person would stockpile huge amounts of supplies, food, and water. But Lin Dong buys vast quantities of raw meat and fresh blood. Because... he is about to become a zombie! Flesh and blood are the source of a zombie's power. As long as it eats meat, it can keep evolving. A zombie fed on plenty of flesh grows at a terrif 77kReads9.3Score6.4kShelves
9. 559 娱 Entertainment Showdown: Every Guest on Set Is an Ex-Girlfriend 娱乐修罗场，节目现场全是前女友 I'm Not zmy我不是zmyUrban1.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + hilarious + multiple heroines + no angst + no cheating + extra sweet + high-energy twists] Everyone’s laughing at you, but somehow you’re the funniest one of all! Li Lu, a washed-up top-tier star nobody remembers, is about to leave the entertainment industry when he unexpectedly gets invited onto the hottest celebrity dating show. All five female contestants turn out to be ex-girlfriends who dumped him. Lin Lin: “We broke up on good terms, but you didn’t miss me at all. You immed 41.5kReads9.0Score3.6kShelves

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   🔥🔥🔥This book is hilarious! I seriously suspect the author is trying to make me laugh to death and inherit my Alipay credit card! Wow! 🔥🔥🔥Li Lu, a washed-up top star, is about to retire from the entertainment industry when he unexpectedly receives an invitation to the hottest celebrity dating reality show. ⭐️Five stunningly beautiful female guests, all of whom are his ex-girlfriends. [Evil laugh][Evil laugh] It's a chaotic scene right from the start!! It's deadly!! 🍁Watch how Lao Liu resolves the crisis; from now on, call him the affectionate Lao Liu!! I'm seriously going to laugh my head off!! Hahaha

10. 560 谢 I’m a Grade-Schooler, and I’ve Become a Culinary God! 谢邀，我，小学生，已成厨神！ Selling Egg Burgers!卖鸡蛋汉堡咯Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Gourmet]+ [Slice of Life]+ [No Romance]+ [Heartwarming]+ [Healing]+ [Comedy] “The only thing an elementary school student should be doing is studying hard... But I think Master Fang going to school is neglecting his proper work.” “I’ve finally made it to the front of the line... Master Fang, can we put your homework aside for a bit? Could you fry me some rice first?” “You think I’m waiting outside the elementary school to pick up my own kid? I’m actually here to pick up Master Fang after schoo 24.5kReads8.8Score2.4kShelves

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    Who taught you to cultivate immortality like this? You've ruined the atmosphere of the cultivation world!

11. 561 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: My Little Sister Is Actually the Dark Empress! 灵气复苏：我妹妹竟是黑暗女帝！ A Little Beast一只小野兽Urban550k WordsOngoing Traveling Frog System + campus life + lighthearted, not sanctimonious + doting on his little sister + SSS talent + campus belle empress + sweet romance + manga-style Also known as “Traveling Frog: My Yandere Little Sister Is Actually the Dark Empress!” “Ding! Your frog has returned and brought back the Sharingan.” Lin You transmigrates to another world and finds a white-haired girl named Xi Qiong among the ruins. Other people have to survive while looking after their little sisters. He has 2.8kReads9.1Score227Shelves

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    Super hilarious! The male and female leads are way ahead of their time! 🍁🍁🍁 Everyone's in a time-travel adventure, and Yang Yi, as a player, is forced to join a survival game on the high seas, catching bizarre fish with his fishing rod! 🔥🔥🔥 Some lucky ones acquire special ships. Yang Yi's ship is called the Nightmare, a ghost ship... They appear and disappear silently, it's incredibly good!!!

12. 562 韦 Wei Xiaobao Conquers the World 韦小宝争霸天下 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMMale-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsCompleted Funny, lighthearted, a little System, transmigration, souls returning... Nong di ge dong, xian ren ban ban, Xiao Xuanzi, I didn't rebel, but somehow I became a wanted criminal! What a load of nonsense! For the sake of a thousand generations, Xiao Xuanzi, I'll take your throne, and you can have Tongchi Island back! 10.8kReads8.7Score989Shelves

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    Nonsensical and only funny

13. 563 刺 Thrilling! I Infiltrated Cao Cao's Camp to Sell Fake Medicine, and Now Boss Cao Wants My Head? 刺激！潜入曹营卖假药，曹老板要砍我头？ User20367194用户20367194Male-Channel Fanfiction14k WordsCompleted Thrilling! I infiltrate Cao Cao’s camp to sell fake medicine, and now Boss Cao wants my head? —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny short story 🥰🥰

14. 564 系 System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统？我不是刚刚绑定过了吗？ Eighty Great Mountains八十大山Eastern Fantasy350k WordsOngoing [Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol 8.6kReads8.3Score821Shelves

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    More relaxed and cheerful

15. 565 全EN High Seas Survival: I Start with a Ghost Ship 全民大航海，我开局一条幽灵船 Newly Bought Peaches新买的桃子Sports2.6M WordsCompleted The print edition has been signed with a publisher. [Seafaring] [Survival] [Disasters] [Shipbuilding] [Talents] [Cthulhu] [One Female Lead] Everyone transmigrates, and Yang Yi, as a player, is forced to join a game where everyone must survive at sea. Some lucky players get special ships. Like the Iron Will, armed to the teeth. Like the Gale, which rides the wind and waves so fast it's never in sight. Like the Head-On, with its massive ram, charging fearlessly ahead. But Yang Yi's ship is called 272.1kReads9.4Score27.8kShelves
16. 566 硬 Hardcore Mukbang! Hand-Mixing Milk in an Ancient Battlefield to Feed Wild, Rampaging Giant Pandas! 硬核吃播！上古战场手搓盆盆奶，喂食野生狂暴大熊猫！ User20367194用户2036719414k WordsCompleted Hardcore mukbang! Hand-mix bowls of milk on an ancient battlefield and feed a wild, ferocious giant panda! —Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 567 武 Wuxia: Killing Enemies Earns Cultivation, and My Power Is Unfathomable! 武侠：杀敌爆修为，我功力滔天！ The Salted Fish Is Ready to Take Off咸鱼要起飞Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Gain cultivation by killing enemies + ruthless and decisive + level up fast] This is a world full of powerful experts and sects: the Nine Sects and Six Gangs, the Eight Demonic Sects, the Three Daoist Orders, the Two Buddhist Temples, and the Great Qian imperial court, whose might holds the four seas in awe. The powerful see the weak as ants, while princes treat the martial world as a chessboard. Fortunately, Xiao Bieli activated the Kill to Gain Cultivation System. As long as he kills an enemy 85.9kReads8.7Score5.2kShelves

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    💋💋💋The world is filled with powerful figures, and sects intertwine with the forces of demonic, Taoist, Buddhist, and imperial courts. 🎊🍒🎊Xiao Bieli obtains a system that rewards cultivation points for defeating enemies. He shows no mercy to his adversaries, such as sect leaders and imperial nobles, turning them all into experience points for leveling up. Years later, as the martial world declines, he contemplates waiting for it to recover before "harvesting" his gains.

18. 568 重 Revisiting the Journey to the West: I Lead Three Rebellious Troublemakers in Rebellion Every Day 重走西游：姐拉三大反骨仔天天反 Little Doctor小医生Female-Channel Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted [Journey to the West fanfic + hilarious antics + punchline-packed + healing and redemption for each other + Heaven's three rebellious troublemakers + retracing the journey west] On my first start, Nezha stabbed the Destined One to death! On my next start, Erlang Shen's dog bit me to death! On my third start, I forgot the gold headband and got beaten to death by Sun Wukong! Tang An: “So I’ve been transmigrated as the new Destined One, and I have to go fetch the scriptures? And I have to get those 21.7kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves

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    Hilarious! It's like meeting a fellow countryman brings tears to your eyes! The Journey to the West bandits—are they all time travelers? And they're all four brothers from the same university dormitory in the future? Together, they'll wreak havoc on the Journey to the West world!

19. 569 名 Detective King Conan: The Mysterious Mass Poultry Deaths in Tazhai Village 名侦探王柯南之塔寨村连环家禽惨死案 User20367194用户2036719412k WordsCompleted The Great Detective Wang Conan: The Tazhai Village Poultry Slaughter Mystery —Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 570 洪 Honghuang: The Ancestral Dragon’s Last Will Reveals I Have a Saint for a Younger Brother 洪荒：祖龙遗嘱，我有个圣人弟弟 Running Nut奔跑的坚果Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Transmigrating into the Era of Creation, he became the younger brother born alongside the Ancestral Dragon: the Nether Dragon! During the Dragon-Han Tribulation, Demon Ancestor Luohu and Dao Ancestor Hongjun were both scheming over the fate of the Three Clans. Long Ming had intended to resolve the Dragon Clan's crisis, but then he awakened a seclusion System. Long Ming could only urge the Ancestral Dragon to stay within the boundless Four Seas. But the Ancestral Dragon wouldn't listen. After the 20.5kReads8.1Score1.3kShelves
21. 571 末 Doomsday: I Started with a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and My Talent Is Dual Cultivation? 末日：开局霸王龙，天赋是双修？ Honey-Glazed Pork Chops蜜汁猪排Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.5M WordsOngoing [No System + Crushing All Opposition + Plenty of Female Characters + Ruthless and Decisive] [Overpowered from the Start, with Dual-Cultivation Talent Plundering] When the apocalypse arrives, humanity awakens the abilities of the animals they have just eaten! Some eat pork ribs and awaken a pig's skin! Some eat donkey meat and awaken a donkey's stamina! But Chen Xiao, reborn from the future, chooses to gnaw on fossils! 45.3kReads8.1Score3.5kShelves

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    🌟🌟Laugh until your stomach hurts! Super fun, hilarious, and incredibly funny! 🌿🌿When the apocalypse comes, everyone will awaken the talents of the animals they've eaten. The protagonist, Chen Xiao, goes straight to gnaw on fossils [facepalm]. It's hilarious! He awakens an SSS talent and starts as a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

22. 572 我 I Can Sculpt an Infinite Number of Monsters! 我能雕刻无限怪物！ Win One赢一Urban719k WordsOngoing [Behind the Scenes]+ [Resurrecting Urban Legends]+ [No System]+ [No Female Lead] Bullied and tormented, a young boy poured all the anger and hatred he had nowhere else to vent into the monsters he carved. Werewolves, zombies, vampires, trolls... These legendary monsters were supposed to exist only in myths and ghost stories. But after Lu Yu picked up a mysterious little knife, he noticed that the classmates and teachers who had bullied him were beginning to vanish without explanation. Only t 183Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    [Sending a heart] Beauty awaits in books, don't blame the heartless when choosing a wife. Two quirky books: [Bully me, then don't blame me for resurrecting horror] [Create a god from scratch!] These all meet your requirements, welcome to read! [Please follow][Kiss]

23. 573 狂 The Arrogant Immortal Venerable: These Bones Will Subdue Heaven and Earth 狂傲仙尊：此骨镇山河 User20367194用户2036719412k WordsCompleted The Arrogant Immortal Venerable: These Bones Subdue Mountains and Rivers —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 574 我EN The Monsters I Created! 我创造的怪物！ No One in the World Will Ever Meet Me Again世人千万再难遇我Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Behind the Scenes + Ensemble Cast + Cosmic Horror + No System + No Romance] Also known as: Dark Revelation Gods and demons, dragons, and the apocalypse were once fairy tales. The mysteries of this world have faded from sight, yet someone has brought those long-lost things back into the public eye. And every clue, every lead, points to a man named Chen Ye. “Friends, would you cast off this flesh and join us in embracing evolution?” Extended blurb: Sequence 001: The Mimic Sequence 002: The Deep O 64.6kReads9.2Score5.9kShelves
25. 575 别 Others Struggle Through the Apocalypse, but I'm Invincible 别人过末世，我无敌 The Whole Family's Hope全家的希望Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.7M WordsCompleted [Decisive and ruthless + no saintly heroine + plenty of beautiful women + cold and merciless] Stocking up on supplies when the apocalypse hits? No way. I have an unlimited supply of everything. One biscuit makes the campus belle of old bow her proud head; one loaf of bread makes a once-famous star bend the knee. The world's ended. Who's got time for romance, bro? 56.1kReads8.3Score3.9kShelves
26. 576 大 Big Bad Wolf, Slow Down 大尾巴狼，慢一点 Hoodie Freak卫衣怪Two Male Leads20k WordsCompleted [Fox spirit & Big Bad Wolf, younger man, shamelessly sweet little romance.] Bai Chen'an: I'm a fox spirit! I just want to laze around! Yi Chuan: Bro! Take me with you when you become an immortal! 1.4kReads8.6Score151Shelves
27. 577 小 Elementary School Showdown: You Don't Understand the Group Leader's Vision 小学生争霸：组长的格局你不懂 User20367194用户2036719410k WordsCompleted Elementary School Showdown: You Don’t Understand the Class Rep’s Vision —Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 578 糟EN Oh No! The Little Zombie Accidentally Became a Big Shot 糟糕！小丧尸一不小心就成了大佬 Sui An Ya岁安呀Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.1M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse x food hoarding x devoted couple x sweet romance x little zombie heroine x super badass, high-output hero] Torrential rain, typhoons, tsunamis, thunderstorms, the disappearance of Earth's magnetic field, zombies, monsters, supernatural abilities, and more... Congratulations, you've entered the main storyline of the apocalypse. The whole world is about to be reshuffled. From here on, survival depends on your life, your luck, and yourself. - While everyone else is still screaming in a 76kReads9.5Score10.4kShelves
29. 579 长 I'm So Pretty, They Raise Me Like a Cool Big Sister 长相过于漂亮，她们拿我当御姐养 Clear Eyes Like Rippling Waterq双瞳剪水qUrban534k WordsCompleted [Sweet everyday life] [The whole group adores him] [A weird and wonderful life] After gaining an unbelievably gorgeous face, Yan An’s life gets stranger and stranger. Girls with period cramps ask to borrow sanitary pads from him. Pretty girls who like girls confess their feelings to him. A sweet, soft-spoken upperclasswoman acts coy with him: “Big sis, could you scold me? Give me that look like I’m a piece of trash. Please, big sis.” “Seriously, what is wrong with you people? I’m a guy!” “But... 15kReads8.9Score1.5kShelves
30. 580 随 Sui Yu Er An F's 5th Book 随遇而安F的第5本书 Go with the Flow FF随遇而安FFUrban277k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 132Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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    When the boss gets in the car, I close the door; when the boss picks up food, I turn the table; when the boss sings on the microphone, I change the song. The protagonist's main trope is that he's completely clueless about social interactions, which the boss hates every time, hates to the core, and wants to fire him immediately. But every time, the protagonist's deliberate actions somehow turn out to be beneficial. Because of the protagonist's actions, the boss inadvertently gains the boss's favor and is promoted rapidly. [Evil laugh]

31. 581 低 Low-Key Village Kid, You Look Ridiculous Acting So Arrogant 低调村少，你们装x的样子真可笑 User20367194用户2036719413k WordsCompleted Low-Key Village Boy: The Way You Show Off Is Hilarious —Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 582 幽 The Eerie Game 幽诡游戏 Sad Egg Fried Rice A伤心蛋炒饭AMystery508k WordsOngoing My name is Wu Cangming. I thought that landing a high-paying job during graduation season would mean I’d never have to worry about food or clothes again. If I weren’t risking my life fighting ghosts every day since I started, I might have believed it. 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Chapter 97 "No!!!" A sharp, urgent scream echoed from the villa of the law firm, startling Wu Cangming, who had just taken out his keys to open the door. He grabbed the doorknob, signaling Wang Qin to be quiet, and rushed inside. "Hey!!! What are you doing with that knife, trying to usurp the throne and start your own business??" "Huh? Brother Lu, are you alright?" "Even if you're in trouble, I'll be fine. I don't know what's going on in your head all day. You wish I were dead, don't you?" Lu Yiheng, who had been kneeling, reluctantly got up from the ground, while the television in front of him emitted a commentary of amazement. "That kick hit the crossbar, what a pity, victory just slipped away!" "... So, Director Lu, you were watching a game?" Seemingly realizing something, Lu Yiheng quickly turned off the television, threw on a thin blanket, and collapsed onto the sofa. Just as the two were wondering what was going on, he suddenly sat up straight, muttering sleepily. "Oh, you two are finally back! I was so worried about you!!" "... You... Enough... Enough..." (Add a bookshelf, please.)

33. 583 黄 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身 Horse-Herder Immortal出马仙Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 55.1kReads8.9Score8kShelves
34. 584 哪 Ne Zha: Monkey, Let's Go West, Slay Gods, and Steal the Scriptures 哪吒：猴子，咱去西天斩神抢经吧 Uncle Huo霍家大叔Eastern Fantasy816k WordsOngoing The Heavenly Court’s three biggest rebels: one rock, two lotus roots, three eyes, and a dog. The main draw is nonstop laughs. The pilgrimage to the West is actually the biggest scam of all. The bigwigs of the Three Realms have all planted informants in the pilgrimage party, hoping to divide up the mortal realm’s incense offerings and boost their own fame. Nezha: “Tang Sanzang, if you dare chant the Tight-Filleting Spell, either chant it so I die the moment you open your mouth, or I’ll stab you t 98Reads6.3Score—Shelves

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    Mainly a hilarious

35. 585 K K250 Train: The Ultimate Guide to Breaking Out of an Infinite Prison K250次列车无限越狱指南 User20367194用户203671948k WordsCompleted The K250 Train's Guide to Infinite Escapes —Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 586 我 I’m a Dream Source Master, So What If I’m a Little Outrageous! 我一个梦源师，离谱一点怎么了！ Green Vinegar青色的香醋Urban231k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Passion + No System + No Angst + Easygoing Power Fantasy] This is a story set two thousand years after the world fell apart. Li Mohuai grows through one hilarious adventure after another, eventually reaching the very peak. With the power of a [Dream Source Master], he makes a triumphant comeback. “I've always been reasonable. I'm not good at killing.” “Then what's that fire in the pit for?” “Oh, that? They slipped and fell. They were soaked through, so I lit a fire to warm them up.” “A —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This passage from the book alone is enough to make you laugh [smirk][smirk][smirk] "Hua Qiang is just a thug from Causeway Bay. Don't forget Wu Yifan is a life skills expert." "Brother Fan! I almost forgot, that legendary figure with dual skills in needle and thread. It's a pity he went to jail." "Not as good as A Qing..." At this moment, the class monitor suddenly jumped out: "Not as good as my brother! One basketball throw and it's a mountain of corpses!" The class burst into laughter instantly.

37. 587 村 The Village Fool 村野傻子 Please Read My Book请看我书Urban391k WordsCompleted [Countryside + City Life + Feel-Good Fiction] He Xiaobai was hit by a car while saving someone and was left with a mental disability. His parents abandoned him, and the villagers looked down on him! One day, he dug up a peerless miraculous pill in the mountains, and from then on, he was no longer a fool. 4.8kReads7.1Score292Shelves
38. 588 沙 When the Goofball Junior Brother Shows Up, Who Doesn't Get the Short End of the Stick? 沙雕小师弟一出，谁不冤种？ Lazy Little Ant偷懒的小蚂蚁Eastern Fantasy781k WordsCompleted Ye Feng transmigrates to a cultivation world with one goal: to become a wealthy landowner who does whatever he pleases. Cultivation? What a load of crap. He just wants to live it up like an immortal. But on his way out of the Ye family, Daoist Lingyun forcibly takes him as a disciple. He is dragged off to the Cloudsoar Sect, though all he plans to do is slack off. After all, a nap is a nap wherever you take it, right? But how could Daoist Lingyun let him have his way? His third senior sister, Gu 275Reads7.0Score—Shelves

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    This one's pretty good! "Pretty good" means you can't miss it! [Smirk][smirk][smirk]

39. 589 修 The Self-Cultivation of the Cultivation World’s Top Paparazzo 修仙界第一狗仔的自我修养 User20367194用户2036719418k WordsCompleted The Self-Cultivation of the Cultivation World's Top Paparazzo —Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 590 万 The Ten Thousand Immortals Formation Has Fallen, but Senior Brother Is Still Running a Stall! 万仙阵已破，大师兄他还在摆摊！ A Parasol on a Sunny Day天晴打把伞Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Honghuang] + [Investiture of the Gods] + [System] Taishang: I have the Taiji Diagram, which can stabilize the fortune of the Human Religion. Yuanshi: I have the Pangu Banner, which can stabilize the fortune of the Chan Religion. Jieyin and Zhunti: Our Western religion has the Twelve-Rank Merit Golden Lotus. It can stabilize our fortune too. Tongtian gave a scornful smile. “Can any of those compare to my eldest disciple’s street stall?” The assembled saints: … Lin Duofu transmigrated to the er 4.4kReads7.8Score411Shelves

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    🌿🌿The protagonist transmigrates to the era of the Investiture of the Gods, becoming the chief disciple of the Jie Sect. He also acquires a street vending system. Then, tragedy strikes: for 100,000 years, not a single fellow disciple has bought anything from him. 💥He's forcibly "welded" to the street stall by the system. Until the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation ends, the Jie Sect is completely annihilated, and the lonely Tongtian Sect Leader returns. 🥜Protagonist: "Teacher, how about buying a Regret Pill to try?" Tongtian Sect Leader: "Reverse the universe, let's do it again?"

41. 591 修 The Cultivation World’s Top Health Supplement Saleswoman: Getting Rich by Conning Ascension-Stage Masters 修仙界保健品销冠：靠忽悠化神大佬爆赚飞升 User20367194用户2036719430k WordsCompleted The Cultivation World's Top-Selling Health Supplement Mogul: Making a Fortune by Fooling Nascent Divinity Experts into Ascending —Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 592 灵 The Supernatural Constable Gu Tiandao 灵异捕快古天刀 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩Mystery647k WordsOngoing The winding smoke of everyday life rises through the city's urban villages, concealing countless human joys and sorrows, while wronged spirits of the dead roam the streets. Gu Tiandao, a food delivery rider, unexpectedly gains the ability to communicate with spirits and ends up moonlighting as a paranormal detective. He has to keep up with the rent, deliver food, and put up with his station manager exploiting him, all while handling one bizarre case after another: unjustly dead spirits, lingeri 53Reads—Score—Shelves

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43. 593 玄EN Fantasy: Starting Blind, I Cultivate with an Erhu 玄幻：开局瞎子，从拉二胡开始 Howling Gale哀嚎的狂风Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted (The short drama is now streaming: Fantasy: Beginning with Two Springs Reflect the Moon) [Spending Life + Grinding and Lying Low] "Once a song breaks the heart, where in all the world can one find a kindred soul?" From the start, he transmigrated as a blind man and became a street musician. [Two Springs Reflect the Moon: LV2 (1/10000) Effect: Unblocks qi and blood, opens the meridians, dispels dampness, and warms the body] He is a blind street musician who wipes out an entire gang for 141.6kReads9.6Score14.7kShelves
44. 594 妖 Demons? What a Joke 妖魔？笑话 Lang Ri郎日Eastern Fantasy411k WordsCompleted Before it all happened, Li Lei was a staunch materialist, until he met a half-dead old man... Before he met the half-dead old man, he thought everything in novels was made up, until the old man sent him to a world where humanity had fallen into decline... When he first arrived in that world, Li Lei thought he was finished, until he discovered... An invincible protagonist, no holding back: becoming a superhero and sweeping across all the worlds. 159Reads6.3Score—Shelves

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    Absolutely no problem, lol. The demon book is practically a high-quality backup food.

45. 595 亡 The Necromancer and His Skeleton Boy Band 亡灵法师与他的骨架男团 User20367194用户2036719418k WordsCompleted The Necromancer and His Skeleton Boy Band —Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 596 没 No Superpowers Means Doom? Eight Gates, Saiyan Power, and Nirvana! 没异能要完？八门赛亚加涅槃！ A Thousand Universes to Find千宇乾寻Urban174k WordsOngoing [Superpowers + hot-blooded action + laughs + family + taking friendships very seriously] (Please, no turning into a Saiyan in the early chapters. That would make the power level skyrocket! The main story is about the family. If you don't like the Eight Gates, there's nothing I can do...) On the day his powers awaken, the protagonist Chen Hao somehow fails to awaken any abilities?!! Little does anyone know that his powers are S-rank [Saiyan Bloodline] and S-rank [Nirvana Rebirth]! You think that' —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    When I was writing this book, I often laughed until my stomach hurt! But later I stopped laughing because a reader wanted to send me a Rock Lee bodysuit so I could wear it for a photoshoot! The laughter shifted to them! Even Stephen Chow, after reading it, got so excited he wanted to appear on a mainland variety show! He said he'd read my book aloud on "King of Comedy: Stand-up Comedy." Never mind... I can't keep making this up. You all know I'm bragging, but as Satan once said, one cannot simultaneously possess both awesomeness and the feeling of bragging, so I just bragged.

47. 597 坊 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 坊市三贱客 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩17k WordsCompleted The Three Scoundrels of the Market 4Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 598 嗟 Alas, Immortal 嗟仙 Meticulous Cultivation精耕细作Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [The human side of cultivation, ensemble cast, no golden finger] Now that order has been established in the cultivation world, fighting and killing are no longer the norm. What matters more is navigating human relationships. Zhu Xiaosuo rises from an ordinary mortal to an immortal, one step at a time, in the name of “saving face.” 30.5kReads9.0Score3.1kShelves

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    These three books are Tomato's Three Wonders of Cultivation.

49. 599 老 The Patriarch’s Wedding Night: Five Thousand Disciples Turn Gray Overnight 老祖洞房，全宗五千人一夜白头 User20367194用户2036719410k WordsCompleted The Patriarch's Wedding Night: Five Thousand Members of the Sect Turn Gray-Haired Overnight —Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 600 摆 A Laid-Back Golden Core, Refusing to Ascend 摆烂金丹，拒绝飞升 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩11k WordsCompleted A Laid-Back Golden Core Cultivator Refuses to Ascend 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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