Ne Zha: Monkey, Let's Go West, Slay Gods, and Steal the Scriptures

Name: Ne Zha: Monkey, Let's Go West, Slay Gods, and Steal the Scriptures
Author: Uncle Huo

哪吒：猴子，咱去西天斩神抢经吧

by Uncle Huo (霍家大叔)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 816k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

The Heavenly Court’s three biggest rebels: one rock, two lotus roots, three eyes, and a dog.

The main draw is nonstop laughs.

The pilgrimage to the West is actually the biggest scam of all.

The bigwigs of the Three Realms have all planted informants in the pilgrimage party, hoping to divide up the mortal realm’s incense offerings and boost their own fame.

Nezha: “Tang Sanzang, if you dare chant the Tight-Filleting Spell, either chant it so I die the moment you open your mouth, or I’ll stab you to death.”

The real and fake Nezha: “Let’s kill Li Jing at the same time. Whoever stabs him to death is the real one.”

Nine-Headed Insect: “Bengbaba, go get rid of Tang Sanzang and his disciples.”

Bengbaba: “Me? Prince Consort, want to take a look at my pay stub? I make 1,800 yuan a month, not 18 million! If I had that kind of ability, would you be the one sharing a room with Princess Wansheng? Keep it up and I’ll kick you till you cry!”

Other names

I Cracked Li Jing's Skull, Now Nezha Slays Gods on His Journey West掀了李靖天灵盖，我哪吒取经斩神Alternate title on Fanqie

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344Chapters

94Reads · 30 days

76.6kReads · all time

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