Books That’ll Make Me Laugh So Hard I End Up in the Hospital 能把我从床上笑到医院的书
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- 51 My Years in the Funeral Business 我干白事儿这些年 After his master died, Lin Ran inherited his craft, took over the funeral business, and promised his master he would not leave this small town for three years. Keeping his promise, Lin Ran had to face the world without his master's protection. He saw all the strange sides of human nature that he had never witnessed before! Lin Ran remembered his master's words: “People look down on those of us in this line of work. Compared with ordinary people, we're also missing something. They call it being ‘ 71.5kReads9.2Score7.8kShelves
- 52 I Rule the Desert Island Variety Show, Top-Tier Star. You’re Strong as a Wild Boar 荒岛综艺我称王，顶流野猪你的强 Jian Xun is a wild boar. Right now, she’s being forced to serve as a laborer in this world. With an alcoholic father, a mother who favors her son, a hard life, and a broken family. The little wild boar sneered: “You don’t know when you’ve got it good. You people are beyond saving!” To her son-obsessed adoptive mother, she smiled and suggested: “Why not just marry your son? You can be his wife and his mother. Everyone will praise you for managing the household!” To the arrogant male lead whose be 8.7kReads9.5Score1.5kShelves
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All of the Capital Knows That Father and Daughter Have a Few Screws Loose 全京城都知道，那对父女脑子有坑
[Lighthearted and witty + no romance + daily life + everyone’s favorite + satisfying read + ridiculous fun + strong female lead + ensemble cast + political intrigue + absurd plot] (I’m no good at writing introductions, so just jump straight into the story!) Ever since Ye Qiong, the only child of Prince Duan’s household, was kicked in the head by a donkey and lost her memory, The old libertine Prince Duan’s good days came to an end. Other families enjoy loving fathers and filial children. The Pri
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The Amazing Little Junior Sister Takes an Unconventional Path to Immortality 神奇小师妹不走寻常成仙路
The junior sister says their sect is poor, so they have to strip the passing geese bare and skin every beast they catch. The declining Taiqiong Sect keeps growing richer until it becomes the number one sect in the cultivation world. The junior sister says she needs to take care of her senior brothers, so she leads by example and uses both carrots and sticks. The eldest senior brother, who was assassinated in his previous life, survives this time and becomes so powerful that the cultivation world
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- 55 Mystical Livestream: The Big Shot Moves Bricks Online 玄学直播间：大佬她在线搬砖 (The heroine goes solo early on; the male lead is just a supporting character, and she doesn't get into petty fights with the fake heiress.) A metaphysics expert fails her tribulation and wakes up in the body of a girl hauling bricks at a construction site. To gather faith, she starts livestreaming fortune-telling, only to accidentally read her own biological father's fortune. So she's actually the real daughter of a wealthy family? Back in the wealthy household, she faces three unfamiliar broth 17.3kReads9.1Score2.5kShelves
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My Childhood Sweetheart Is Sweet and Fierce, and the Lovesick Crown Prince Dotes on Her 青梅又奶又凶，病娇太子爷超宠她
[Short drama now available] [Childhood sweethearts + sweet romance + school life + his everyday devotion to protecting her] [An adorably sweet, silly, soft little darling x a genuinely unhinged, uncompromisingly obsessive yandere demon king] Jiang Xian had three things going for her since childhood: she was brave, strong, and had a huge appetite. She had a brain, too, just not much of one. The little girl had two great loves in life. Love number one: food. Love number two: Shen Yan. The beautifu
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- 57 The Little Ancestor of the Mystical Sect Has Returned from Cultivation 玄门小祖宗修仙回来了 [Signed for print publication]+ [Metaphysical fantasy, urban supernatural, mystery and crime-solving, ensemble cast, sweet romance, 1v1 (there is a male lead, but he’s basically just set dressing!)] After returning from the cultivation world, Yuan Jiu becomes the junior grandmaster of Guiyuan Temple. There are only two people in the whole temple, and it’s three hundred million in debt. After looking over the bills, Yuan Jiu just wants to give up on the spot. But if she doesn’t repay her debt 21.3kReads9.3Score3.1kShelves
- 58 The Wicked Junior Sister Won't Reform, So She Wreaks Havoc on Everyone in the Sect 恶毒师妹不洗白在宗门创死所有人 [Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo 69.8kReads9.4Score9.4kShelves
- 59 The 1970s: The Hated Couple Goes Wild in the Compound 七零：万人嫌夫妇，大院发癫 [1970s setting + delightfully unhinged and a little funny + violent, crazy heroine + spoiled, two-faced, scheming young husband + both leads join the army later] Ye Sanqiu is notorious as the most hated person in Trumpet Flower Brigade. The villagers and her own family have suffered endlessly at her hands... Granny Ye and the brigade leader are going gray from worry. Left with no choice, Granny Ye hands her a letter of introduction and a marriage certificate. “Sanqiu, you've wreaked havoc all ov 56.4kReads9.0Score6.3kShelves
- 60 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 43.2kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves
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A Brat Smashed My Collectible Figure, So I Demanded Ten Million in Compensation 熊孩子毁我手办，反手索赔一千万
A relative's brat sneaks into Tang Zhuo's room and wrecks a pile of his figurines. The outrageous relative then turns around and demands that Tang Zhuo apologize to her kid. Tang Zhuo activates the Fight Petty with Petty System and demands ten million in compensation on the spot. From then on, whenever he encounters a jerk, he can trigger a mission, punish them, and earn Justice Points to exchange for all kinds of rewards. Steal my takeout? I'll treat you to Lao Ba's secret-recipe pig intestines
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- 62 This Is Showbiz! No Going Crazy in Public! 这里是娱乐圈！禁止随地大小癫！ [Entertainment industry] [Livestream variety show] [Comedy and memes] [Face-slapping and punishing the scum] [Real and fake heiresses] Wen Yao and the fake heiress were both reborn at the turning point of their fates. In their previous lives, Wen Yao chose a blind date, while the fake heiress chose a variety show. The fake heiress failed to ride on her washed-up brother’s coattails and instead got the whole internet hating her after one bizarre stunt after another! Wen Yao, meanwhile, met the Cr 9.7kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves
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I Don't Want to Get Hurt, So I Put Every Point into Defense 因为怕痛所以全点防御力了
Bathing in magma, sleeping in ancient killing formations; Riding a heavy armored vehicle to rampage across other worlds; Taking on immortals and Buddhas with a Gundam police robot and Godzilla... I got myself a Stat System, and from then on, I put every point into defense! What can I say? I'm afraid of pain! The Great Golden Immortals in other worlds are all vicious, and every one of them knows the Great Heavenly Dragon technique. They hold little meetings every day to figure out how to break th
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- 64 The Silly 99 Series: A Collection of Short, Cute Stories 沙雕99系列短萌短篇合集 Short, cute, and unhinged. [Volume One] A little bandit who's fierce on the outside but pure-hearted inside x a clear-headed, self-interested, handsome scholar The scholar pretends to go along with the little bandit's domineering advances, then breaks his heart and instantly turns the story into a groveling chase after his husband. [Volume Two] A cold, powerful demon-hunting clan leader x a little cat demon who's adorable on the outside but resilient within How can a demon-hunting clan leader f 64Reads8.0Score—Shelves
- 65 Outlaw: This Criminal Doesn’t Spare Even Ghosts 法外狂徒：这个罪犯连鬼也不放过 In an age when the supernatural is returning, vicious ghosts are appearing all over the city. Just out of prison, Chu Bei looks serious. “Officer, does the country allow me to commit crimes against ghosts?” The Life-Taking Ghost: “Spirit Management Bureau? I'd like to report a crime. Someone stole my kidneys. Yes, both of them are gone.” The Ghost Vendor: “Is there any justice in this world? I'm just a watermelon seller, and he asked me if my melons were ripe!” The Zombie King from some mass gra 261Reads9.2Score103Shelves
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The Book Transmigrator Gets a Waist-Hugging Flirt from the Army's Toughest Man 穿书女配被全军第一硬汉搂腰撩
Jian Yuelan had transmigrated into a book years ago, but the plot only kicked in after she followed the army to an island! Good news: sweet romance and a happy ending. Bad news: she and the second male lead were killed off early. A sweet, doting marriage in the 1970s? That’s all complete bullshit! Every character was just there to pave the way for the male and female leads to ascend! With no plot to follow, Jian Yuelan created her own, racking her brains to change her fate. Fortunately, her man
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- 67 The Lie-Flat Little Star 躺平小明星 [A ridiculously, ridiculously, ridiculously, ridiculously, ridiculously rich benefactor Jin Zhu VS a little star who can't sing, dance, or act, Wei Wei Wei] [Modern setting + two male leads + premium novel + showbiz + sweet romance + 1v1 + happy ending + gag comedy + hilarious + lively + lighthearted] Little Star: I heard you had seven darlings when you were in school, and you loved them to bits. Benefactor: Huh? Little Star: I never thought you'd be the kind of jerk who dates seven people at on 2.2kReads9.5Score232Shelves
- 68 Military Marriage Bliss: I Flirt with a Soldier in the 1970s 军婚娇宠：我在七零与兵王互撩 [Period Setting + Military Marriage + Sweet Romance + Devoted Couple] Mu Jing'an married Song Qingning because his mother told him, “Song Qingning, the girl across the bridge, is your betrothed. You have to take responsibility for her.” Song Qingning married Mu Jing'an because the wife of the company commander who had rescued her told her, “My son is tall, a little dim, earns a good salary, and is an officer. If you don't mind, take him off my hands.” Both thought a marriage without love would 24.7kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves
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A Top Science Student Takes the Imperial Exams? His Majesty Is Stunned by His Brilliance 理科状元考科举？强到朕傻眼
[Imperial examinations + court politics + farming + alternate history + daily life + lighthearted + no romance] Li Su had barely had time to savor becoming the top scorer in the national college entrance exam when he transmigrated as the youngest son of the Li family. His whole family doted on him, even though they lived on coarse grain and vegetables, and supported his studies. The original owner had been led astray by his classmates. Selfish and only interested in having fun, he had ruined him
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- 70 I Became a Wealthy Family's Stepmother and Went Viral on a Parenting Reality Show 穿成豪门后妈上娃综爆红了 [Showbiz + One-on-One Sweet Romance + Celebrity Parenting Show + Big Imagination + Monsters] Song Qianqian failed to ascend to immortality. When she opened her eyes, she found herself inside a wealthy-family romance novel as the wicked stepmother. In the book, the original owner was forced to marry an ugly, disabled villainous tycoon. She took out her resentment on her stepson, and after causing his death, fled in her car and died in an accident. Song Qianqian: “...” She didn’t get it. What was 16kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves
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I Went to the Gynecologist, and My Ex Was the Surgeon 我去看妇科，主刀医生是前任
I went to see a gynecologist, and my ex was the surgeon.
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- 72 On Our Seventh Anniversary, I Saw My Wife and Her Agent on the Sofa 结婚七周年，我亲眼看到妻子和经纪人在沙发上 On our seventh wedding anniversary, I saw my wife and her agent on the sofa with my own eyes. 723Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Fake Heiress Fears Nothing: This Taotie Just Keeps Eating 假千金无所畏惧，本饕餮哐哐干饭
A baby's cry rings out in the delivery room, and a cold breeze brushes Tao Cici's face. Pixiu and Bixie are fighting when one of them kicks the little Taotie, quietly enjoying her meal nearby, straight into a human woman's belly. Thankfully, after she's born, her parents dote on her and her older brother spoils her. Aside from eating and drinking every day, the little Taotie has never done anything useful. She only goes home to pick up some homework she forgot, but overhears a shocking truth com
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- 74 My Blind Date Is a Breast Specialist, and I Overheard His Thoughts 相亲对象是乳腺科医生，还被我听见了心声 My blind date is a breast surgeon, and I overheard his thoughts. 582Reads—Score—Shelves
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Finicky Rich Girl Brings Her Farm to the 1970s and Takes It Easy 作精白富美携农场在七零摆烂
(Pocket Dimension + Goofy Comedy + Farming + Strong Female Lead + Sweet Romance + Everyday Life + Feel-Good Story + Putting Scumbags in Their Place) The heroine doesn’t dabble in the black market or do farm work, and she has only the tiniest bit of conscience. The hero and heroine both speak their minds. There are no misunderstandings or love rivals. This is a fictional world, so please don’t compare it to real history! Su Qingci, a rich beauty who runs a farm in the modern era, gets sent to the
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- 76 Something's Off About My Dog. He Steals My Underwear Every Day! 我家狗子不对劲，天天偷我的内衣！ Something's Wrong with My Dog: He Steals My Underwear Every Day! —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 77 I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Completely Lost My Mind 吃了室友的糖，我彻底疯了 I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Went Completely Crazy —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Ode to White Hair 白头赋
In a daze, she seemed to see that young man again, standing in the spring sunshine as he asked her: “Do you have feelings for me?”
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- 79 I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 吃了室友的燕窝，她说要给我当老婆？ I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 96Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Melon-Field Writer's Epic Fail 瓜田写手翻车记
The Melon-Field Writer’s Epic Fail
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- 81 Reborn as a Puddle of Toxic Slime, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 穿成一滩毒液后，我把女帝骗到手了 After Reincarnating as a Puddle of Poison, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 48Reads—Score—Shelves
- 82 The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband: Plaster and Ink Fragrance 系统逼我闺蜜给我换了个老公——石膏与墨香 The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband, Plaster and the Scent of Ink 1kReads—Score—Shelves
- 83 Help! The Doctor Performing My Abortion Is My Ex-Boyfriend 救命！主刀我的人流手术的竟然是前男友 Help! My Abortion Surgeon Turned Out to Be My Ex-Boyfriend 68Reads—Score—Shelves
- 84 The Clingy Drunk 酒后粘人精 A Clingy Drunk 11.5kReads—Score—Shelves
- 85 I Accidentally Saw My Wife's Diary: If I Die, It Must Be Xiaoyou's Doing 我偶然看见妻子的日记，如果我死了，一定是小悠害的 I Stumbled Upon My Wife's Diary: If I Die, Xiao You Must Be to Blame 1.5kReads—Score—Shelves
- 86 After Opening a Hot Pot Restaurant in a Cliché Novel, Everyone Died of Embarrassment 我在狗血文里开火锅店后，全员社死了 After I opened a hot pot restaurant in a melodramatic novel, the whole cast died of embarrassment 28Reads—Score—Shelves
- 87 I Reincarnated as the Supporting Character in My Own Tragic Novel? No Way! I’m the Protagonist! 我穿进自己写的虐文当女配？不不不！老子要当主角！ I transmigrated into the tragic romance novel I wrote as the second female lead? No, no, no! I'm taking the lead role! 33Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录
A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi
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- 89 My Mom’s Favoritism Turned into a Blessing in Disguise 老妈的偏心，成了无心插柳柳成荫 Mom's favoritism turned out to be a blessing in disguise 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 90 The Day My Wife Cheated, I Inherited 30 Billion 老婆出轨那天，我继承了300亿 The Day My Wife Cheated, I Inherited 30 Billion 315Reads—Score—Shelves
- 91 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 我的贴身女保镖是机器人 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 9Reads—Score—Shelves
- 92 A Blind Box Fell from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 天降盲盒：我的纳米机器人女友 A Blind Box Falls from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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Becoming the Internet Emperor and Living a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝，享缺德人生
[An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th
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We Asked You to Hike Around the World, Not Catch People and Shake Them Down 让你徒步环球，没让你抓人薅羊毛
The comic adaptation under the same title is now online: They Said We’d Hike Around the World, So Why Am I Going Hungry Nine Times in Three Days? [Wilderness survival + crime-catching + comedy + sly tricks + action-packed + no female lead?] From the start, after transmigrating, Su Mo discovers he is taking part in a show called Hike Around the World. The rules: All expenses along the way must be earned legally by the contestant himself. He thought it would be a miserable competition of sleeping
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- 95 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 44.4kReads8.9Score3.7kShelves
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Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记
A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug
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- 97 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 164.1kReads9.5Score20.9kShelves
- 98 Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子，靠收破烂成亿万富豪 A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared 10.3kReads6.3Score819Shelves
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Married into a Nightmare Marquis's Household: Even Dogs Have to Make Way for Me 嫁入极品侯府：狗见了我都得绕道
[Swapped marriage and face-slapping] [Satisfying story of punishing scumbags] [Household intrigue with a cast of awful characters] Qian Youwei had just been reborn when she discovered that her cousin Qian Yichun had stolen her marriage match and married into the General's residence as its mistress. Meanwhile, Qian Youwei had been pushed into a lake and forced to marry the capital's most notorious playboy. Her in-laws were all a piece of work, and everyone was waiting to laugh at her misfortune.
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- 100 Flirting with the Grand Tutor: Strangers in Public, Like Spouses in Private 勾太傅，人前不熟人后如做了夫妻 Main story complete (award-winning entry in the Fifth Online Literature Contest) While the top-ranking scholar husband slept soundly, Song Lian clung to the immaculate and upright Grand Tutor of the court, sobbing, "Please, save me..." What had she done wrong? She just didn't want to die. The family rules were merciless, the Grand Princess would suffer no rivals, and her husband wanted to become the princess's consort. Song Lian had only one way out: hang herself. So she summoned her courage and 137.5kReads9.2Score19.3kShelves
