Highly Rated Novels So Funny You’ll Die Laughing in the Middle of the Night 搞笑且能半夜笑死的高分小说

1. 751 戴 With the Golden Band, I Can’t Love You; Without It, I Can’t Save You 戴上金箍不能爱你，不戴金箍不能救你 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Male-Channel Fanfiction17k WordsCompleted With the golden circlet on, I can’t love you. Without it, I can’t save you. —Reads—Score—14d adds
2. 752 大EN A Freshman Internship, and You Go to Bureau 749 to Contain Monsters 大一实习，你跑去749收容怪物 Gaara's Sand我爱罗的沙Urban4.0M WordsOngoing [Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster 513.4kReads9.5Score39.7k14d adds
3. 753 团 The Beloved Princess Is Revealed by Mind Reading, and Then She Spills More Secrets! 团宠公主被读心后，又爆料啦！ Black Locust刺槐Ancient Romance301k WordsCompleted [Mind reading + hilarious + fictional setting + doted on by everyone + no romance] After Ye Shuang fails to ascend, she ends up back in an ancient world. Her powers haven’t recovered yet, but she can still read fortunes and tell people’s fate from their appearance. And so At court, the little princess in the emperor’s arms shakes her head. [Tsk, tsk. The moment they’re asked to donate money, the ministers claim to be broke. In reality, they sleep with their arms wrapped around gold every night!] 1.1kReads9.2Score15514d adds
4. 754 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: Bald, but Stronger! 灵气复苏：因为秃头，所以变强了！ Wan Huangming万凰铭Urban611k WordsCompleted [Invincible]+ [Comedy]+ [Pets] After the spiritual qi revival, all things begin to evolve, and humanity enters an age of the extraordinary. Ye Xiaofan has trained relentlessly to become a martial artist. In the end, he really did grow stronger, but he also went bald. That's right, he got stronger and went bald, yet still failed to become a martial artist. But that no longer matters. Because Ye Xiaofan has realized that no one in this world can match him. No matter who he fights, all he needs is 45Reads7.8Score1414d adds
5. 755 七 1970s Space: A Transmigrated Daughter and Her Reborn Mother 七零空间：穿越闺女重生妈 Transmigration and Rebirth穿越加重生Modern Romance394k WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1970s] [Transmigration] [Space] [Reborn] [Mutual devotion] [A touch of ensemble cast] [Educated youth] [Two worlds connected] She opens her eyes and has transmigrated into a book set in the 1970s. Even the paper character's slap across her face hurts like hell. She has become a short-lived cannon-fodder character. Damn it! This woman is going to defy fate and change her destiny! 48.5kReads8.9Score3.5k14d adds

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   Recommended books for readers born in the 1970s! Super good and amazing, they're refreshing and delightful, you'll love them more and more with each reading, and you won't get tired of them even after several rereads!

6. 756 被 Fooled Twice and Slept With? I Turned Around and Made the Whole Cultivation World Cry 被骗两次还被睡？反手骗哭整个修仙界 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted Fooled twice and slept with, too? I’ll turn around and make the entire cultivation world cry. 15Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 757 只EN The Only One Using the System for Normal Cultivation 只有我在坚持使用面板正常修仙 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsOngoing [Absurd] + [Defying Heaven] “I told you, even though I’m from the Heaven-Defying Sect, at heart I’m a traditional cultivator. I’m not some heaven-defying god.” “What? You say I practice the blade every day and don’t cultivate spells or techniques, so how could I become a powerhouse? Are you saying I cheated?” “Rubbish. It’s all because I want to get closer to ordinary people. Don’t talk about hacks or cheating. I’m not that kind of person.” The Daily Life of Cultivating at the Heaven-Defying Sec 75.4kReads9.0Score7.8k14d adds
8. 758 全 My Whole Family Are Cannon Fodder, and After They Read My Mind, the Plot Falls Apart 全家炮灰读我心后，剧情崩得稀碎 A Xi阿熙Modern Romance438k WordsCompleted [Reborn after transmigrating into a book + reverse mind-reading + doted on by the whole family + hilarious plot + no romance] Gu Cheng had terrible luck in her previous life. She tried to do good deeds every day to earn merit and prolong her life, but just as she was building up her good karma, someone stabbed her through the heart and killed her. She was ready to accept her fate and be reincarnated, but instead, she unexpectedly transmigrated into a book. Worse, she became a three-month-old can 639Reads9.2Score10114d adds
9. 759 变 Reincarnated as the Villainess, I Raise the Heroine into a Yandere Boss 变身女配，养出病娇boss女主 Lin Luoxiayu林落夏雨Urban450k WordsCompleted [Gender-Bender Harem + One-on-One Romance + Yandere + Cuddles] She transmigrates into the villainess of an old-school romance novel and gets the worst possible start. 1. The plot dictates that she will die at the male lead’s hands. 2. She cannot kill the male lead, who is protected by the Mandate of Heaven. Her only way to save herself is to get close to the female lead, care for her in every possible way, and make her fall in love. Then she has to die at the male lead’s hands in front of her... 6.6kReads9.1Score85114d adds

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   With sound logic, vivid descriptions, and consistent character development and dialogue, this book offers both the exhilarating feeling of a satisfying revenge story and the heartwarming sweetness of a romantic plot—it's packed with highlights! While the beginning is slightly bland, the writing style visibly improves later on, elevating the overall quality significantly. The author is a prolific and well-known writer, and this new work maintains the same high standard. It's definitely a high-quality book worth reading without hesitation, and I highly recommend everyone check it out!

10. 760 深 The Abyssal Demon Lord Fell in Love with Me 深渊魔主爱上我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊15k WordsCompleted The Abyssal Demon Lord Falls for Me 25Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 761 折 The Age of Turmoil 折腾时代 Jing Xiaomo荆萧默Urban501k WordsOngoing Life is all about taking chances! In that restless age, Li Anran works in a big city, and her dream is about to come true. But when she returns to Qinzhou for a funeral, she's practically put under house arrest and told to stay and work in the small city. Zhang Huifei has the talent to get into one of China's top universities, but he unexpectedly fails the college entrance exam. To make sure his sister Li Anran can stay in Qinzhou without worries, he starts stirring things up... As a result, Li 10Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This requirement could be written into a horror novel; that's what you call making a fuss.

12. 762 沙 There Are a Thousand Goofballs, and Half of Them Are in the Villain’s Family 沙雕千千万，反派家占一半 Red Rabbit红兔Modern Romance536k WordsCompleted [Absurd Comedy + Entertainment Industry + Cathartic Revenge + One-on-One Romance] Gu Xixi, the tragic heroine of a melodramatic romance, was found by her family. The good news: Her parents are the richest people in the country, and her brother is a top-tier star. The bad news: Her entire family are villains. Heh heh heh. You can’t even imagine how much fun it is to be a villain! She gets guilt-tripped on a variety show. Her billionaire parents say, “We’re villains. We never had any morals to beg 3.8kReads9.2Score51114d adds

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    🍀Silly, meme-filled, variety show, animal mind-reading✨ "Hello everyone, I'm Xu Junda~" "..." The doctor in the white coat paused for a second, wrote "[Unclear cognition, not allowed to be discharged]" in the "Xu Junxiao" column of the examination form, and then signaled the nurse to take the person away. "Next." The woman sat down at the long table. "Name, gender, age" "Mingli, female, 23" The doctor asked while writing: "Very good, now I'll say the first sentence, and you answer the next sentence." "The light boat has passed ten thousand mountains." "Looking down, I didn't get on the boat." "..." The man recorded [Flexible thinking] "A man's knees are below—" "There are calves and feet with height-increasing insoles." [Normal common sense] "Do you think going to school or working is better?" "Do you have to choose one of two piles of poop to eat?" [Normal social cognition] "Which do you think is more important, money or ideals?" "Do you work here because you love it?" The doctor's hand paused, and he recorded [Normal logical thinking with a certain degree of aggression]

13. 763 万 Aid Across the Myriad Worlds: You Say You're a Fox Demon from Xuanyuan's Tomb? 万界援助：你说你是轩辕坟狐妖？ Mutation Bat裂变蝠Urban1.0M WordsOngoing (The rating just came out and is a little low, so don’t mind it.) [System + the Myriad Worlds] After transmigrating to a parallel world and binding himself to a System, Bai Siyi activates it, only to discover he’s been scammed by the System. “Didn’t you say it was the Great Golden Immortal System? How did it become an Emotional Support System?” Realizing he’s been conned, Bai Siyi has no choice but to accept reality. It doesn’t matter what kind of System it is. If it’s useful, it’s a good System 52kReads8.3Score6.5k14d adds
14. 764 十 The B-List Actress Had a Million-Dollar Button Stuck Between Her Teeth 十八线女星牙缝卡了影帝百万纽扣 Hardworking Fish勤奋的鱼Modern Romance151k WordsCompleted [Super-sweet 1v1 + Silly humor and memes + Utmost devotion + Entertainment industry + Hilarious public embarrassment + Livestreamed variety show + Happy ending] [Ice-cold on the outside, childish on the inside movie star VS quirky, goofy beauty with an offbeat way of thinking] Minor actress Jiang Ruo only wanted to get in front of a camera backstage at an awards gala. Instead, she tripped and somehow managed to rip open the priceless shirt of top-tier star Shen Que! Not only did her face land o 45Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The title alone is hilarious!! And the subsequent plot is even more addictive, hahaha... Seriously, give this book a chance, and you'll discover a treasure trove!!

15. 765 三 After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Young Man 三万九千岁后，我被小狼狗拿下了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance17k WordsCompleted After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Boyfriend 6Reads—Score—14d adds
16. 766 高 High Martial: I Practiced an Evil Art Wrong, Yet Became Invincible 高武：错练邪功，天下无敌 Loves Pork and Eggplant爱吃肉段茄子Urban2.4M WordsOngoing Gao Shu transmigrated to a high-martial world, but for some reason, nightmares tormented him every night. Fortunately, he knew a handsome, kind-hearted, generous man named Brother Huang. Gao Shu: Brother Huang, I often have nightmares. Is there any way to stop them? Brother Huang smiled faintly and pulled out a visualization manual. Gao Shu: Brother Huang, if I practice this visualization method, will I stop having nightmares? Brother Huang only smiled and nodded gently. Gao Shu: Brother H 37.5kReads7.0Score3k14d adds
17. 767 女 A Woman’s Tactics 女人的套路 Keep Going, A Yue前进吧阿月Completed A Woman’s Tactics —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I laughed myself to death in bed in the middle of the night, hahaha.

18. 768 师 Master, You Said the Three Realms Were at Peace 师尊他说，三界太平 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted Master Says the Three Realms Are at Peace 1Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 769 这 Why Does This Perpetual Motion Stone Come with a Pickup-and-Bind System? 这永动石怎么还自带拾取绑定系统 A Little Shrimp Who Slipped Through Compulsory Education义务教育漏网之小虾米Sci-Fi & Apocalypse158k WordsOngoing Ah Tang (Great Chieftain of the Idle Fish Tribe), the Idle Fish Tribe’s top “Master of Lazing About.” If he can lie down, he absolutely won’t sit. “Why call me lazy? I haven’t done anything at all!” Juan Wang, full name Juan Wang Juan Buxiu, the thirty-seventh chieftain of the Grindset Tribe and the holder of the “Most Overworked Primitive on Balding Star” title for twenty consecutive years. He still wields that gleaming stone axe, has “Heaven rewards the diligent” written across his forehead, a 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Abstract Humor

20. 770 一EN One Entry Per Year: Even a Simulator Can Do It 一年抽取一词条，模拟的也可以？ Six Great Sixes六大六子Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing [Trait extraction + simulator + inherit everything + immortal martial arts] (Animated adaptation now available) Chen Yi transmigrates to a martial arts world and obtains a System that draws one trait every year. Unfortunately, all he draws are useless white traits. The probability of obtaining high-quality traits is extremely low, and the highest-grade mythical trait has a chance of only 0.001%! To improve the odds, he must raise his martial arts realm, but he has no innate aptitude and cannot c 415.6kReads8.8Score39.8k14d adds
21. 771 搬 I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产，末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀 White as a Grain of Rice米粒的白Modern Romance1.8M WordsOngoing [The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe 24kReads7.7Score3k14d adds

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    A 1960s transmigration novel with a live-action narrator, a hilarious and absurd story. The female lead is a professional swindler, both eccentric and ruthless. The villains lead the way, and the female lead follows, raking in the cash and enjoying the thrill of emptying the house. She punishes the scumbags, making them suffer terribly. The plot is explosive and will have you laughing until you question your existence.

22. 772 小 My Wife Is 15 Years Younger, Spoiled, and I Love It 小15岁娇妻很作我很爱 Keep Going, A Yue前进吧阿月Urban146k WordsCompleted Young and charming Lin Wan defies convention and insists on marrying Jiang Zhihan, a man fifteen years her senior who has gone bankrupt twice. Everyone says she is after his money, but in truth, she only wants to save the one man who ever showed her warmth. She acts spoiled and makes a fuss over everything, but in reality, she is carefully planning each step, using warnings from her dreams and deft maneuvering to pull him out of business traps and the depths of despair time and again. Jiang Zhih 4.1kReads—Score23914d adds
23. 773 我 I Accidentally Awakened the Myriad Demon King 我把万妖王嘤醒了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance19k WordsCompleted I Woke the Myriad Demon King with a Meow 5Reads—Score—14d adds
24. 774 不 The Not-So-Dominant CEO and His Lazy Stepmother 不霸气总裁与咸鱼后妈 Scallion Pancake with an Extra Egg手抓饼要加鸡蛋Modern Romance450k WordsCompleted The short drama The Not-So-Dominant CEO and His Lazy Stepmom is now available on Tomato. [Sweet Romance + Comedy + Married First, Love Later + Straightforward Leads + Both Leads Speak Their Minds] [Warning 1: The son is the male lead's biological child. Skip this if that bothers you.] [Warning 2: About twenty chapters involve entertainment-industry variety shows, but they're just the female lead's gossip-watching side quest! She won't enter the industry herself. Skip this if that bothers you.] T 29.9kReads9.5Score4.1k14d adds

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    This is hilarious! The male lead has a 15-year-old son. When the female lead marries into the family, her son calls her "stepmother sister," and the female lead calls the male lead's son "son brother." It's funny from start to finish, and there are no truly awful characters.

25. 775 谁 Who Let Him Awaken His Talent? 谁让他觉醒天赋的？ Cheese Spade芝士黑桃Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone Changes Class + Mythology Awakens + Overpowered Leveling + Lighthearted Comedy + No System + No Female Lead] Su Yu transmigrates to a world where everyone changes class and awakens a talent. Monsters run rampant, and other races invade! Danger and opportunity go hand in hand! Only by becoming a class-changer, leveling up, and growing stronger can you stand at the top of the world! On the day of his class change, Su Yu becomes a mysterious hidden class: the Fate Jester. He gains the D-r 12.8kReads8.8Score1.7k14d adds

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    I can't stop laughing! The protagonist's thought process is absolutely hilarious! He changed "Meteor Shower" to "Poop Shower," it's so flavorful! [Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm] [Universal Job Change + Mythological Revival + Invincible Leveling Up + Lighthearted Comedy + No System + No Female Lead] Su Yu transmigrates to a world where everyone undergoes a job change and awakens their talents. Monsters roam freely, and alien races invade! Danger and opportunity coexist! Only by becoming a job changer, leveling up, and becoming stronger can one stand at the top of the world! On the day of his job change, Su Yu becomes a mysterious hidden class, the Fate Master. He obtains the D-level talent "Fate Modification" (one-time talent). He initially thought it was a useless talent, but his ability to exploit bugs is unparalleled! "Fate Modification": You can modify one word in the Fate Summary once. (The talent disappears after one use) Su Yu activates the talent, directly modifying it to: "Fate Modification" (Billion-Use Talent): The talent disappears after one billion uses. From then on, the world enters its darkest hour! Fate Summary: You are attacked by a Green Peak Serpent, its venom enters your body. Revised: You are attacked by a Green-Horned Serpent, and spiritual liquid enters your body. Green-Horned Serpent: "How come this human Kuku levels up after I bit him?" Fate Summary: You use Meteor Shower to attack a succubus clan. Revised: You use Meteor Shower of Excrement to attack a succubus clan. Succubus: "Are you a dog?!" Fate Summary: You are attacked by a Titan Bear, and after a difficult struggle, you are eaten alive. Revised: You are attacked by a Titan Bear, and after a difficult struggle, you are born. Titan Bear: "I'm completely dumbfounded. How did I suddenly get pregnant while we were fighting?" Looking at the kind-faced Titan Bear, Su Yu immediately said, "Mom!"

26. 776 全 Global Awakening: Your Spatial Powers Are Ridiculously Underhanded 全民觉醒，你这空间系阴的没边 Bu Xiang Goes to Work步响上班Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [The Rating Just Came Out, It’ll Rise Later] Special Abilities + Academy + System + Space Powers Spatial rifts appeared all over the world, and exotic beasts ran rampant. Humanity, too, gained the power to fight them: special abilities. Lu Ming transmigrated into this world and activated the Emotion System. Whenever someone felt negative emotions toward him, he could earn Emotion Points and draw a prize. 160 Emotion Points for one draw, with a guaranteed top prize after 90 draws? Does this Syste 102.1kReads8.3Score12k14d adds
27. 777 荒 Eating Grass Roots in Famine Years, I Feed My Four Kids Feast After Feast 荒年吃草根，我带四娃大鱼大肉 Brother Hua from Shimen石门华哥Ancient Romance157k WordsCompleted Strong female lead + farming + feel-good story + fleeing famine + power struggle later on. In years of famine, husbands are handed out, and she bears four children in a row. Floods, droughts, and locusts come one after another, leaving a thousand miles of barren land. The whole village chews tree bark and eats grass roots, while the heroine alone knows how to farm and feasts on fish and meat every day. 491Reads6.5Score11214d adds
28. 778 我 My Wife Collected Eight Hundred Years of Pay at Our Sect, Until I Discovered She'd Been Taking My Tribulations for Me 我老婆在宗门发了八百年工资，直到我发现她是替我挡劫 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted My Wife Has Been Drawing Her Sect’s Pay for Eight Hundred Years, Until I Realized She Was Taking My Place to Avert My Tribulation 13Reads—Score—14d adds
29. 779 贱 Corrosion of the Great Wilderness 贱蚀大荒 Command the Heavens to Explode指挥炸天Eastern Fantasy411k WordsOngoing 16kReads8.2Score29k14d adds

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    Although the rating is low, it's really fun and hilarious!

30. 780 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 251.1kReads9.6Score25.1k14d adds

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    Oh no, this is hilarious! In the novel, the junior sister always does everything the second senior sister does, but now the female lead doesn't care anymore. She becomes strong when facing strong opponents and gives up when facing weak ones, and as a result, the junior sister's "fish pond" (a metaphor for her weaker partners) exploded? ① You can mock us all you want, we will remain unmoved. Looking at Chu Xingzhi's frustrated expression, unable to speak, Ming Xuan's lips curled up slightly. He completely understood the joy the junior sister felt when she gave up.

31. 781 什 What Do You Mean, Evil Cultivator? My Junior Sister Is as Righteous as They Come 什么邪修啊？我家师妹超正经的 Burning Books, Burying Myself焚书坑己Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted [Goofy, transmigration, unhinged, pocket dimension, cultivation with no pretensions] Miao Miaomiao transmigrates into a cultivation harem novel as a disposable side character. After the sect cuts out her heart and lungs, the original owner is dumped in the wilderness. Then she rises from the dead! With a chance to obtain an infinite pocket dimension, she decisively returns to the sect for revenge. The sect is covered in barriers? Miao Miaomiao casts a sinister glance toward the graves behind the 37.9kReads8.9Score4.8k14d adds
32. 782 逆 You Brat, Just You Wait! 逆子，你给我等着！ Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance629k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + palace intrigue and household drama + romance + comedy + devoted couples] After marrying into the family to bring good luck, Chi Yue accidentally offends a whole crowd of powerful nobles and breaks up one couple after another. The Chancellor: Chi Yue is a heartless little schemer! She dared to talk my wife into divorcing me. I’m going to tear her apart! The Grand Marshal: Chi Yue actually taught my wife to trick me out of my money. She’s planning to swindle me out of every last 6kReads9.0Score74314d adds

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    This is the first time I've seen a book like this on Tomato Bookstore, and it's super good! [Thumbs up]

33. 783 三 The Best Waist in the Three Realms 三界第一腰 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The Best Waist in the Three Realms 3Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 784 七 A 1970s Military Marriage: That Couple's Both a Little Crazy 七零军婚：那两口子都有点癫 Wealthy Heiress财神千金Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Period Setting + Inventory Space + Comedy + Wish Fulfillment + Two Golden Fingers] Ruan Qiqi spent ten years being treated for an illness, and her condition was perfectly stable. After leaving the hospital, she unexpectedly transmigrates to the 1970s, into the body of a country girl who has just been dumped by her scumbag fiancé. Nearly everyone around her is awful. But she isn't afraid. She has a space packed with supplies, a golden finger, and nine lives, so she can do whatever she wants with 46.8kReads9.2Score5.8k14d adds

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    🌺🌺Laughing so hard I rolled around in bed ≥U≤ Ruan Qiqi had been running rampant in the mental hospital for ten years 😎 and was finally discharged. But after only a week, she unexpectedly transmigrated to the 1970s. But she wasn't afraid; with nine lives and a cheat code from the King of Hell, plus a whole space full of supplies, she could go crazy without restraint again. Hahaha

35. 785 脚 After Kicking My Trash Ex, I Turned the Whole Internet Upside Down 脚踢渣男后，我反手颠翻全网 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance361k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + comedy + 1v1 dating show + talking to animals + absolute nonsense + devoted couple] One day, she transmigrated into a book about the entertainment industry, becoming the stand-in for the female lead’s white moonlight before her return from abroad. When faced with her scumbag boyfriend’s emotional manipulation, Sheng Qing turned the tables and had him committed to a psychiatric hospital. She even posted a caption: “Heard I was throwing myself at you? Give me a break. Meeting you was li 10.5kReads9.4Score1.7k14d adds

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    A highly-rated and outrageously funny novel! You'll laugh until you drop and be pounding the wall in the middle of the night! The female lead is eccentric, but not inwardly insane; her madness is consistently stable, enough to make your breasts tingle! ① Because she was betrayed by a scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into the book and was immediately stabbed into the hospital by extreme CP fans. The female lead went insane on the spot, spouting wild nonsense in her live stream! Fans who accidentally stumbled upon the story were terrified! The male lead has a unique thought process; he actually resonates with the female lead, and in the end…

36. 786 别 Don’t Hit Me! I’m Really Not a Disciple of Your Sect 别打我！我真不是你们宗的弟子 Writing Books Because I Have None to Read没书看而写书Fantastical Romance787k WordsOngoing [Ensemble Cast, Lighthearted Style with the Occasional Weird Moment] [Her Disciples Are All Rebellious Troublemakers] After the great sect tournament ended, the Sect Master and elders of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect rubbed their hands together. "Our sect has finally made it! We took first place!!!" They eagerly awaited their share of the resources. The Sect Master of Azure Cloud Sect had just woken up when he heard the news: resources, first place. "Did our sect even enter the tournament? We 44.7kReads8.9Score5.4k14d adds
37. 787 这 This Man Has On-Screen Comments Above His Head 这个男人头上长弹幕了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted This Man Has Speech Bubbles Over His Head 1Reads—Score—14d adds
38. 788 颠 The Madwoman Takes Life and Death in Stride, and Just Wants to Turn the World Upside Down 颠婆生死看淡，唯恐天下不乱 A Tomato一只洋柿子Ancient Romance548k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + no CP + lighthearted comedy + unhinged power fantasy + snark] (The comic adaptation is now available. Thanks for your support!) University student You Yu collapsed in the library with a thud after being crushed by the combined torment of her internship, graduate school entrance exams, and thesis. Good news: She was finally dead. Bad news: She had transmigrated. After being bound to a quick transmigration System, You Yu broke down. What kind of born workhorse constitut 24.7kReads9.4Score2.8k14d adds
39. 789 显 What's Wrong with Being an Attention Seeker? Go Ahead, Try Cutting Me! 显眼包怎么了，有本事你砍我啊 Give Me a Little Star给我一颗小星星Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Female-led, no romance, transmigrated, pure power fantasy, fake System, no past life] She somehow transmigrates into a cultivation world. The good news: she’s back to age fifteen and has a golden finger. It looks like she’s about to reach the pinnacle of life! The bad news: her golden finger is a cultivation-world upgrade mashup of Pinduoduo and Beauty Cam: the Show-Off System. [Invite an opponent to take one more chop and you can level up!] [Take three more chops in total to unlock the “Bright 28.7kReads9.2Score4.2k14d adds
40. 790 假 The Fake Heiress Lacks Virtue in Every Way, and She'll Really Spill the Tea 假千金五行缺德，有瓜她真敢爆啊 Big Big Big Malt大大大麦芽Modern Romance495k WordsCompleted [Completed] After Wen Xia finishes her quick transmigration missions, she learns that in her original world she was just a short-lived cannon-fodder character: a fake heiress in a wealthy family, a bit player in the entertainment industry, and a beautiful, weak, and foolish nobody among cannon fodder. Even her death was completely unoriginal. After reading the bare-bones plot, she says, “You all carry on. My corpse isn't feeling too good, so I'm leaving.” Her former future mother-in-law: “Here's 12.6kReads9.0Score1.8k14d adds
41. 791 不 Oh No! It’s About to Become an Emperor! 不好！它要成帝！ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted Oh No! It's About to Become an Emperor! 9Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 792 我 I'm Not Mentally Ill! There's Just a God Living Inside Me 我不是精神病！我只是体内有尊神 Lie Flat Salty Fish Bishop躺平的咸鱼主教Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [Purely unhinged comedy + a tiny bit of angst, but it won't affect the lunatic plot, hehe + no formulaic tropes + no couples + not an invincible power fantasy (readers who mind, beware) It starts very slowly but takes off completely later! (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)] Note: This story contains some mature and unusual content. Please read with discretion! Also, the protagonist is a lifelong bachelor and will never have a romance or flirtation with any character! Don't see a female character and immediately call 14kReads9.4Score1.2k14d adds
43. 793 海 The Begonias Bloom for You Again 海棠今又为君开 Yi Shuang宜霜Ancient Romance556k WordsCompleted [Historical Romance + Sweet Romance + National and Family Feuds] In her previous life, Xiuyi trusted a scumbag and agreed to marry him, only to be pushed into a pond by a scheming white lotus and drown! Reborn, she opened a clinic, saved her father and brothers, kicked the scumbag to the curb, and schemed to have the white lotus die a gruesome death in prison. The cold-faced marquis, whose power held sway over the realm, drew her into his arms: “Don't worry! With me here, everything will be your 41.7kReads9.3Score4.5k14d adds

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    Because it's a seamless story with a smooth and engaging plot, it's very enjoyable.

44. 794 那 The Love Confession That Night Was Meant for My Father-in-Law 那晚情话，全说给老丈人听了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted Those Sweet Words That Night Were All Meant for My Father-in-Law 4Reads—Score—14d adds

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    [Ancient Divine Beast Pretending to be Idiot × Stubborn but Soft-Hearted God Emperor] The white tiger he had raised for three years suddenly transformed into a silver-haired beauty today. "You... You're female?!" God Emperor Shen Du's pupils dilated in shock. "I've tolerated you for a long time." The girl gritted her teeth, "You shaved my tail fur, made me stand guard in the rain, and even said I had no feelings—tonight, I'll make you pay for it all."

45. 795 规 The Rule Domains Are Full of Traps, but I’m Better at Setting Them Than the Supernatural 规则域全是坑，我比诡异更会挖坑 No Dietary Restrictions没有忌口Mystery91k WordsOngoing [Sneaky Trickster + Rules-Based Horror + Bizarre Counterattacks + Comedic Subversion + Everyday Life] The bizarre beings can only kill people by following rules. The protagonist, Lu Ye, specializes in exploiting loopholes and turns the tables on all kinds of monsters, making them pay dearly. You mustn’t look through the peephole? Lu Ye pulls out a Pinduoduo Bluetooth camera and spies through its screen. You have to praise the monster? It never said he couldn’t be sarcastic. He makes the crea 12Reads—Score—14d adds

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    If you enjoy lighthearted and humorous stories, give this a try. It's a story with bizarre rules, featuring the protagonist, Lao Liu, and his unconventional tactics. The story involves the bizarre use of rules to kill, with the protagonist exploiting loopholes to outwit the bizarre and ultimately use the rules to his advantage.

46. 796 修 Cultivation: Contemplating Yuanshi and Borrowing the Dao to Ascend 修仙：观想元始，借道登仙 The Great Way Comes to Nothing大道成空Xianxia816k WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he discovers that his talent is mediocre and his cultivation is ridiculously slow. Fortunately, he awakens a wondrous art: Divine Soul Visualization! As long as he stills his mind and visualizes the divine beings of the heavens, he can borrow their immense power. Cultivation, divine abilities, protective Dao arts: he gets it all. While others stay up all night meditating, I can level up just by resting with my eyes closed. While others risk their 10.3kReads5.3Score1.2k14d adds
47. 797 闯 Heading to the Northeast: Lin Erni's Bumpy Road to Happiness 闯关东：林二妮的颠簸幸福路 Liu Piao留飘Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [No contrived twists] [No cheat powers] [Traditional] [Realistic] [Period] [Rural] [Hardship] [Inspirational] Lin Erni was born in Heze, Shandong, and married into Harbin in the Northeast. She struggled to get by amid the freezing snow in the mountains, then later had no one to rely on and went alone beyond the mountains to make a living. The first time, she was tossed from one place to another like a bag of steamed buns, made a child bride, and beaten and cursed. The second time, her father sol 21.8kReads9.4Score2.1k14d adds
48. 798 我 I Willingly Took the Bait 我，甘愿上钩 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted I Willingly Took the Bait 1Reads—Score—14d adds
49. 799 妖 Demon Corpses Aren't Edible? Quick, Send It to My Family's Crematorium While It's Still Warm 妖尸不可食？快，趁热送我家火葬 Sallow Little Face小脸蜡黄Urban2.9M WordsCompleted [High Martial] [Passionate] [Demonic beasts invade] [Not reborn] [Funny] If you want a lone-wolf protagonist, you can swipe away. The protagonist, Jiang Ping, is a passionate young man. He can be calculating, and he can be moved. He’s a real person, with classmates, friends, parents, and teachers. Spatial rifts opened, and demonic beasts invaded the land. Everyone knew that demonic beast corpses were inedible, and eating them would turn you into a contaminated being. By chance, Jiang Ping obtain 112.6kReads8.8Score16.2k14d adds

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    🌊🌊🌊Hilarious + action-packed! Hahahaha, super good! Monsters invade the land, teachers fight to the death, former classmates, friends, and even mortal enemies all step onto the battlefield, determined to die! All to protect the city from falling and ensure the survival of humanity. The protagonist steps forward, wielding a knife, his bone-cutting cleaver pointed fiercely at the beast king: "Is your corpse edible? Does your flesh taste delicious?"

50. 800 笑 This Is Hilarious! Everyone Wants This Guy Dead 笑疯了！这哥们人人喊打 Leisurely Evening Breeze晚风悠人Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Funny + lighthearted + wicked + absurd + at war with the whole world + come in for a laugh] Ling Chen is a born troublemaker whom everyone naturally dislikes. A fortune-teller said his fate was so harsh that his father would die when he was three, his mother would be doomed when he was seven, and he would never have a complete family. So his father ran away, and his mother cut ties with him too. After finally making it into college, Ling Chen is hated by the entire school and sent to the fronti 35.6kReads7.8Score3k14d adds

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    It's a pretty funny novel, although it has many plot holes, but it's still quite hilarious as a lighthearted read.

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