Any Books Good for Reading While Taking a Dump? 🙏🙏 有没有适合拉💩时看到书🙏🙏

1. 1 惊 Thriller: I Became Excessively Twisted for Fear of Looking Ungraceful 惊悚：因为担心不优雅而过度变态 The Sound of Wind and Rain at Night,夜来风雨声丶Mystery2.0M WordsCompleted [Horror + No Female Lead] A bizarre game descended, pulling all of humanity into a strange world to complete terrifying missions. Fail, and you lose life points. When your points hit zero, you die! Zhao Yi, a renowned psychiatrist, was dragged into the game too, but some unknown glitch appeared in his data source code. And so, an abnormal human emerged, one who made every ghost and monster tremble in fear! The Crybaby Ghost: I just wanted to give him a side quest, but he chopped off my head! The 73.9kReads9.5Score8.4k14d adds

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   I'll return this book to you once you've read half of it 😄 One reader commented that they pooped in bed while reading it 💩 The author is also a clean person and directly replied, "Be careful with hygiene" 🤭

2. 2 极 The Terrifying School 极度恐怖校园 Song Qingshan Who Loves Peach Blossom Soup爱吃桃花羹的宋庆善Mystery524k WordsOngoing As the best university in the city, this school admits only outstanding students. But it also has many rules that are hard to understand: no studying after eight o’clock, and no leaving your dorm room after midnight. No matter who calls to you from the corridor, do not answer... The protagonists in this story are all independent, but their countless connections eventually bring them together. What secrets does this school hold? 293Reads—Score—14d adds

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   It's so good, you'll forget you're actually doing something wrong.

3. 3 我 I Never Thought My Wife Was the Female Emperor 我真没想过妻子是女帝啊 Ye Fei Ye叶非叶Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsCompleted [Plot-driven story + comedy + everyday life + one heroine + pets + invincible heroine] In a fantasy world, hunted by all the races, I, Ye Chen, have but one thought: I could crush mountains, churn the seas, and destroy gods… Forget it! Wife, save me! After transmigrating to a fantasy world, Ye Chen goes into the mountains to hunt and accidentally finds himself a sweet little wife. He had planned to farm, get rich, and grow old with his wife and children, never imagining that his wife wou 29.1kReads9.0Score2.3k14d adds

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   At the beginning, you can read the second book, "Tiger Woman," which has a lot of power and requires daily "homework." When you're almost finished with the first book, you can read the second one; it's very smooth and feels great, like witnessing a battle of gods.

4. 4 重 Reborn as a Tiger: My Tiger Wife Turns Out to Be the Reincarnation of a Female Emperor 重生成虎：虎婆娘竟是女帝转世 Shacha Noodles沙茶面Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Han Ye is reborn as a tiger and awakens a System, gaining three talents from the start. [Hunting]: After marking prey, each attack deals additional damage. [Unyielding]: Taking damage increases attack power. [Health Lock]: When on the verge of death, your health is locked and you take no damage for a set time. After keeping his head down for a while, he gets lonely and goes to a nearby mountain to find a tigress. But one day, his gentle and considerate tiger wife suddenly tries to kill him. She 11.2kReads9.2Score1.1k14d adds
5. 5 大 The Powerful Elite's Beloved One-and-a-Half-Year-Old 大佬们的团宠一岁半 Zhou Xiaobai周小白Modern Romance675k WordsCompleted They promised to be each other's angels, but Xu Tong's scumbag first love turned around and became someone else's devoted lapdog. Furious, she stormed his wedding, only to be accidentally crushed to death by the ceiling. Xu Tong closes her eyes, then opens them, and somehow she's been reborn as his own daughter! Staring at the face she hates so much she could grind her teeth to dust, Xu Tong waves her tiny hands and declares that in this life, she has only one goal: to make life hell for her d 179Reads8.1Score—14d adds

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   I don't care if you poop or not, but when it comes to these books, I can only say one word: awesome!

6. 6 直 Livestream: I, Zhang Yangguang, Am an Outlaw 直播：我，张阳光，法外狂徒 A Stroke Like a Mountain落笔如山Urban719k WordsCompleted “Lawyer Zhang, if a pregnant woman hits someone, does that count as a brawl?” “Lawyer Zhang, my grandpa grew seven gourds, and now they've turned into children. Is he legally obligated to raise them?” “Lawyer Zhang, Lawyer Zhang, how much would it cost to enjoy prison food to my heart's content?” “Lawyer Zhang, can I get rich after reading the Civil Code?” “Lawyer Zhang, if a group of people gang up on me, can I fight back with a weapon?” Looking at the netizens' assortment of ridiculous leg 72Reads6.1Score—14d adds
7. 7 我 One Sentence from Me, and a Death Row Inmate Walks Free 我一句话，死刑犯在法庭无罪释放 Phoenix Soaring to the Ninth Heaven凤凌九霄Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [System + lawyer + livestreaming + Madman Zhang San + no heroine + no romance + satisfying wish fulfillment + face-slapping + no logic. Short dramas have been released in multiple versions in China and overseas.] Xue Shen, an intern lawyer earning 2,000 yuan a month, unlocks the Ultimate Lawyer System from the start and takes the legal world by storm, shocking the globe! With his cheat ability Suspect A: “I killed someone.” Xue Shen: “You’re innocent.” Later, the truth comes out: the suspect rea 6.3kReads9.2Score75814d adds
8. 8 法 Outlaw: This Criminal Doesn’t Spare Even Ghosts 法外狂徒：这个罪犯连鬼也不放过 Fleece-Lined Long Johns秋裤加绒Urban712k WordsCompleted In an age when the supernatural is returning, vicious ghosts are appearing all over the city. Just out of prison, Chu Bei looks serious. “Officer, does the country allow me to commit crimes against ghosts?” The Life-Taking Ghost: “Spirit Management Bureau? I'd like to report a crime. Someone stole my kidneys. Yes, both of them are gone.” The Ghost Vendor: “Is there any justice in this world? I'm just a watermelon seller, and he asked me if my melons were ripe!” The Zombie King from some mass gra 265Reads9.2Score10314d adds
9. 9 我 I Turned a Police Department Promo into a Film About an Outlaw 我把警署宣传片拍成了法外狂徒 Xuan Yuzhu轩玉竹Urban1.5M WordsCompleted The chief: “Chen Fan, if you can't shoot a video that goes viral this time, you're fired.” So Chen Fan filmed the classic Siping Police Affairs video about a cloud in the northwest sky, with a crow among a flock of phoenixes. The chief: “Hmm, not bad. Keep it up!” Chen Fan then filmed Uncle Desert's video, The Light of Justice, earning himself the title of the police world's black-hearted villain. The Armed Forces Department borrowed Chen Fan to shoot a recruitment video, but he went and made Wo 3.5kReads8.8Score28314d adds
10. 10 我 I'm Not Mentally Ill! There's Just a God Living Inside Me 我不是精神病！我只是体内有尊神 Lie Flat Salty Fish Bishop躺平的咸鱼主教Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [Purely unhinged comedy + a tiny bit of angst, but it won't affect the lunatic plot, hehe + no formulaic tropes + no couples + not an invincible power fantasy (readers who mind, beware) It starts very slowly but takes off completely later! (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)] Note: This story contains some mature and unusual content. Please read with discretion! Also, the protagonist is a lifelong bachelor and will never have a romance or flirtation with any character! Don't see a female character and immediately call 14kReads9.4Score1.2k14d adds

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    This is my first novel, written when I'm fifteen. I promise to do my best to maintain quality. It's funny, not mindless, subverts tropes, and has no female lead. If you don't like it, feel free to criticize me. And finally, I wish you a pleasant experience! 👍

11. 11 和 After Leaving My Jerk Ex, I Gave Birth to a One-of-a-Kind Baby Girl 和渣男分手后诞下绝世女婴 Vast Starry Sky星辰浩瀚Modern Romance37k WordsOngoing [Tomato Original], Awful writing, enter at your own risk! When I was eighteen, you told me that from the first moment you saw me, you wanted to protect me and never let me down. That was when I experienced my first love. “Hey! If you accept my gift, you have to be mine!” It wasn’t an ordinary gift. I had been planning it for a long time. I’d fallen for you the very first moment I saw you, too. It was as if we were destined to have a beautiful future together. You blushed. I’d done it... Not long —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    It's really perfect for watching poop 🌚

12. 12 人 A Brief History of Human Torture 人类酷刑简史 Mark P. Donnelly马克·P.唐纳利Historical151k WordsCompleted For thousands of years, humanity has devised many ingenious and cruel ways to inflict pain on its own kind. This tragic yet seemingly universal trait has corroded the civilization humanity strives to achieve. Though we now seem to detest torture, for more than 3,000 years it was part of the laws of all Europe and much of the Far East. A Brief History of Human Torture explores the many forms of punishment, torture, coercion, and torment. It takes readers into the arenas of ancient Rome, medieval 7.2kReads9.6Score1.1k14d adds
13. 13 刑 The Tyranny of Torture Devices 刑具淫威 Wen Ming闻明Historical103k WordsCompleted Ancient torture devices were chilling to hear about and terrifying to behold, and were even considered inauspicious. In ancient China, torture devices arose alongside punishments and changed as those punishments evolved. This book introduces readers to a wide variety of ancient torture devices, including those designed for different parts of the body, such as the limbs, neck, waist, and back. 71Reads8.2Score—14d adds
14. 14 我 After I Was Ruined, I Uncovered My Aunt's Husband's Secret 我被毁后，发现了小姨夫的秘密 Xue Xiaoyu'er薛小玉儿9k WordsCompleted After I Was Ruined, I Discovered My Aunt's Husband's Secret —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    These are short, but very beautiful.

15. 15 陪 After Ten Years by the Movie Emperor's Side, He Said He'd Never Loved Me 陪在影帝身边十年，他说从未爱过 Xue Xiaoyu'er薛小玉儿7k WordsCompleted After Ten Years by the Movie Emperor's Side, He Said He'd Never Loved Me —Reads—Score—14d adds
16. 16 八 He Died After an Eight-Year-Old Girl Was Abused 八岁小女孩被摧残后，他死了 Xue Xiaoyu'er薛小玉儿Mystery10k WordsCompleted He died after an eight-year-old girl was brutalized. —Reads—Score—14d adds
17. 17 我 After I Was Destroyed, I Uncovered My Cousin's Secret 我被摧毁后，发现了表哥的秘密 Xue Xiaoyu'er薛小玉儿10k WordsCompleted After I was destroyed, I discovered my cousin's secret. 1.2kReads—Score—14d adds
18. 18 女 After My Girlfriend's Mysterious Death, Her Best Friend Actually... 女友离奇死亡后，她闺蜜竟... Xue Xiaoyu'er薛小玉儿Mystery10k WordsCompleted After his girlfriend's mysterious death, her best friend actually... 5Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 19 重 Reborn as a Dog, I Became an Internet Celebrity 重生为狗，我成了网红 Lying Tiger of the Confucian Grove儒林卧虎Urban124k WordsCompleted “Am I a person or a dog now?” “Have you ever seen a person who's like a dog?” “Does that mean I'm a dog?” “Have you ever seen a dog with a human soul?” “Then am I a person or not?” “You're neither a person nor a dog. You're just Shin Sam-jun.” —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This fits perfectly.

20. 20 嘿EN Hey! I'm Konoha's Little Otsutsuki! 嘿！人在木叶，咱是大筒木幼崽 Writer Tornado作家龙卷Anime Fanfiction500k WordsCompleted The carefree, cheeky boy Mo You transmigrates to the Naruto world and becomes the Shinobi World's one and only Otsutsuki toddler? Who says you have to cause destruction just because you're an Otsutsuki? You, who prefers a peaceful life, take the assumed name Hyuga You and come to the Hyuga Clan in Konoha. You become Hiashi's son, Neji's younger brother, and Hanabi's... hehe~. With an Otsutsuki body and the secret scroll The Book of God, left behind by his unknown biological father, that mysterio 2.4kReads9.1Score25914d adds

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    This will definitely work! 😏

21. 21 我 My Dongguan Dream: Sister Mei 我的东莞梦：媚姐 Zeng Yi曾呓Urban2.4M WordsOngoing Sister Mei's advice to me: The women at entertainment venues are just for looking. Don't get serious with them. Sister Mei also said: Don't get any ideas about me, either. [A story about working for a living, perhaps with a little of me, you, and him in it.] 198.5kReads8.9Score9.7k14d adds

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22. 22 我 My Life Is Yours 我的命，都给你 Three Pine Nuts三只松子Modern Romance48k WordsCompleted Ji Mingshu hated Xu Meiling with all his heart and tormented her until she died. But when she was really gone, Ji Mingshu realized... he had fallen in love with her. 1.7kReads8.1Score20714d adds

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    Guaranteed to make your bowels move smoothly

23. 23 就 There’s No Match I Can’t Make! 就没有我撮合不成的！ Literate One of the Abyss深渊识字人Modern Romance365k WordsCompleted In my previous life, I was a ruthless female tycoon who dominated the business world. After a scumbag schemed to marry me for my inheritance, I sent him and his mistress's whole family straight to hell. With my revenge complete, I sat in a pool of blood and looked up the detention center's menu: boiled cabbage with steamed corn bread. “The food's so bad even dogs won't eat it.” Unwilling to suffer in prison, I promptly took my own life. When I opened my eyes again, I'd transmigrated back to the 31Reads—Score—14d adds

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    These two books are easy to read.

24. 24 退 Step Aside, Keyboard Warrior: She’s Going Wild in the ’80s 退后，键盘女侠要在八零年发癫了 Literate One of the Abyss深渊识字人Modern Romance240k WordsCompleted A seasoned keyboard warrior, a master of starting fights on Weibo, an Xianyu photo-editing scammer, and an expert in top-tier online sophistry, from “setting the facts aside” to “he only lost a leg, but you lost love.” She sold secondhand bags with edited photos on Xianyu, swearing, “If I'm lying, may I be sent back to the days before liberation and forced to chew tree bark.” Then, of all things, the God of Thunder answered her prayer and struck her back to 1980. After transmigrating, she vowed 12Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 25 我 I've Become a National Treasure, and You Still Expect Me to Work? 我都变成国宝了，你还要我上班？ Panda in the Gobi戈壁里的熊猫Urban265k WordsOngoing If you’re happy, clap your paws! If you’re feeling joyful, wag your tail! If you’re feeling blessed, get moving! Let’s go bully the female zookeeper together! Xiong Tian was reborn, transformed from a middle-aged man into an adorable national treasure. He thought he’d finally be able to live a life of eating, drinking, and doing nothing, but every day the zookeeper still forced him out to stretch his legs and go to work. This 8-to-8, seven-days-a-week schedule was killing him! Fortunately, he aw 25Reads6.4Score514d adds

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    I think these books would suit you well.

26. 26 变 I Became a Tiger, and I'd Give My Life for You 变成老虎的我，把命都给你 Formless Tree无方树Urban147k WordsOngoing Mu Jin is a young man who has just graduated from university and started his first job. One day, his sister tells him she’s going to marry her boyfriend of several years. Overjoyed, he grabs the treasured yin-yang jade he bought years ago from a street stall and heads out. But life is unpredictable. Sometimes you leave home perfectly fine, and never make it back!!! 8Reads6.7Score—14d adds
27. 27 巨 Behemoths Descend: Reborn as a Gorilla Martial Saint! 巨兽降临：重生大猩猩武圣！ Yagami八神Urban129k WordsOngoing Wang Li was reborn as a silverback gorilla in a zoo. A year later, the age of giant beasts would arrive. Mighty beasts would rule the globe and destroy human civilization. Behind the scenes, Wang Li, still in the zoo, became the supreme commander of the age of giant beasts. With Wang Li’s precise predictions, immense steel walls rose up, stretching for millions of miles across mountains and rivers, linking one towering city after another and guarding humanity like a giant dragon. Faced with —Reads6.6Score114d adds
28. 28 重 Reborn as a Goshawk on Livestream 重生苍鹰被直播 Mu Yunshan沐云杉Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Jin Yu is reborn as a male eagle and activates the Eagle King Livestream System! One hour of flight: Flight Proficiency +1! Hunt one prey: Hunting Level +1! Get a five-star livestream rating: Earn five attribute points! "Even if I'm reborn as an eagle, I'll become the king of all eagles!" 2kReads8.8Score20614d adds
29. 29 祖 Ancestral Dragon: From the Start, I Turned Into an Eel! Then They Put Me on a Digital Scale 祖龙:开局变黄鳝！被放电子称上 Mediterranean地中海Urban367k WordsCompleted Xiao Yu was reborn, only to find himself transformed into an eel. Worse, he was in a seafood shop, and a middle-aged woman picking out groceries had chosen him from the start. What! She actually asked the shopkeeper to cut him into small pieces! What should he do? Help wanted, right now. Xiao Yu was panicking. His one-pound, eight-ounce body trembled in the glass tank. “Ding! System binding in progress.” “Beginner’s gift pack automatically opened. Obtained one drop of Ancestral Dragon bloodline. 4.5kReads8.5Score24914d adds
30. 30 吞 Devour All Things: I Became Godzilla from the Start 吞噬万物：开局变成哥斯拉 Cat Who Loves Grass爱吃草的猫咪Urban359k WordsCompleted With the spiritual qi revival, all things began to evolve. Animals evolved into prehistoric beasts, while humans could grow stronger by devouring them. From the start, Ye Chen devoured an electric eel and a dinosaur fossil, gaining Godzilla's abilities and becoming invincible right away. “What? That Tyrannosaurus says it's the King of the Monsters? Tell it to come over and see how it fares against me.” 25Reads6.3Score—14d adds
31. 31 神 Divine Dragon: Reborn as a Venomous Snake, From the Start Pickled in a Wine Jar 神龙；重生毒蛇、开局被泡酒缸内 Mediterranean地中海Urban166k WordsCompleted Su Fan is reborn as a cobra, and from the start he’s mistaken for an ingredient to soak in liquor. The aluminum lid won’t come off, and he can’t smash the wine vat. What can he do? System activated. “Ding! Obtained armored scales, granting resistance to bullets!” “Fire Qilin blood essence. Consume it to gain a blazing breath attack.” The rarer the animal he devours, the more evolution points he gets. Pandas? Sure, bring ’em on! From snake to python, python to giant serpent, giant serpent to horn 1.3kReads8.6Score10814d adds
32. 32 重 Reborn as a Rabbit: Devour Everything and Get Stronger by Eating Meat 重生成兔，吞噬万物，吃肉就变强 Pipi Little Biscuit皮皮小饼干Urban124k WordsCompleted I died in a car accident. After being reborn, I became a rare albino rabbit. Later, a hunter caught me and fed me roasted rabbit meat. I discovered that eating it greatly enhanced my body. So I started looking for meat everywhere. I grew stronger and stronger, and bigger and bigger, until I became a threat to human safety. Humans tried every weapon they had against me, but none of it worked. I didn’t want to be humanity’s enemy, but I couldn’t control my appetite. I could only keep eating, eatin 14Reads8.0Score114d adds
33. 33 重 Reborn as a Snake, Exposed on a Livestream From the Start 重生为蛇，开局被直播曝光了 Little Ox Tian小牛天Urban437k WordsCompleted Zhao Zheng was reborn as a snake, and his golden finger, the Myriad Worlds sign-in System, awakened. [Ding! Sign-in successful. Obtained the bloodline of the Ba Snake.] [Ding! Sign-in successful. Obtained a copy of the Dragon Transformation Art!] [Ding! Sign-in at the Land of Light successful. Obtained the Nihility Devouring Flame!] Zhao Zheng rose rapidly, transforming from a snake into a dragon. But he had no idea that countless online viewers were livestreaming him. “My god, how is it growing 408Reads8.5Score10214d adds
34. 34 我 I’m Not an Orange Cat! My Evolution Begins with a Tiger 我不是橘猫！进化从老虎开始 The Ginger Cat Is No Tiger橘猫不是虎Urban2.1M WordsCompleted Wang Yin transmigrated into the body of a tiger cub at the zoo. Aside from its appetite and large size, this tiger was just like an orange cat. “Hmph! What’s there to brag about, being an orange cat? You’re still locked in a cage!” “Oh? Is that so?” Wang Yin, this “oversized orange cat,” tore apart his cage and roared through the mountains! Earth entered an age of genetic explosions, and humans were no longer its only masters. Heaven-tier beast monsters began to appear. The colossal-footed pengu 1.4kReads8.5Score12614d adds
35. 35 死 I’d Rather Die Than Give You Up 死都不给你 Moon in the Courtyard庭中月Modern Romance36k WordsCompleted Xia Qianchu and Xu Yuyan were in love for five years. After enduring one hardship after another, Xia Qianchu eventually died of esophageal cancer, but she didn't truly die. She became a dog and stayed by Xu Yuyan's side. 390Reads8.2Score10014d adds

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    After reading these books, I guarantee you'll break your poop in two.

36. 36 勾 A Hook of Hatred 勾恨 Hua Xi A Zhizi花袭阿枝子Modern Romance29k WordsCompleted [A nitpicking novel + no logic + urban tragic romance + crazy face-slapping + play the pig to eat the tiger + scheming twists + quick transmigration and reborn + metaverse] He is a poor boy from a fractured family! She is a rich heiress who controls the lifeblood of the global economy! He enters her city, and wins his way into her heart! A devoted yet ruthless first love, a lover driven mad by passion, a rival in love whose feelings run deep, sharp-tongued relatives, family members at each other 15Reads8.2Score—14d adds
37. 37 白 Ode to White Hair 白头赋 Little Paper Boat纸船儿Ancient Romance41k WordsCompleted In a daze, she seemed to see that young man again, standing in the spring sunshine as he asked her: “Do you have feelings for me?” 123Reads5.4Score—14d adds
38. 38 我 I'm Really Not a Cross-Dressing Guy 我真不是女装大佬 Night Whispers Startle the Wind夜语惊风Urban1.6M WordsOngoing That day, a chance encounter in the restroom sent Ling Yu down an irreversible path of cross-dressing! He'd only meant to fill in for a role, but who could have guessed he'd become the dream girl of every guy at school? "Ling Yu! My ex-girlfriend brought her new boyfriend over to show off in front of me. I can't let that slide! You're my best bro, so I'm counting on you!" Ling Yu: "What does that have to do with me?" "Ling Yu! Our dance team is one girl short. You're up!" Ling Yu: "…" Li 1.4kReads9.0Score16714d adds

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39. 39 神 The Age of Divine Pets: I Have a Dragon Clan Editor 神宠时代：我有一个龙族编辑器 The Old Heavenly Master Is Here老天师在此Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Lin Bei transmigrated to another world where magical beasts ran rampant and anyone could tame one to become a beast tamer. From the start, he was bound to a Dragon Clan Editor System that gave him a young dragon and other rewards for free every week. He could fuse all kinds of materials with dragonkind to create even more powerful dragons! [Eastern Young Dragon]+ [Angel Wings]+ [Flame Core]= [Crimson Flame Angel Dragon]!! [Western Dragon]+ [Demon-Slaying Sword]+ [Sage’s Eye]= [Demon-Annihilating 7.6kReads8.9Score3.8k14d adds
40. 40 沙 A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生 Bu Zhi Yun KK不知云KKModern Romance506k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra 2.5kReads9.4Score32614d adds
41. 41 高 A Score of 760 on the Gaokao: Accepted into the Heavenly Dao University’s Cultivation Studies Program 高考760，考入天道大学修仙传系 Li Zai Jiu李载酒15k WordsCompleted Scoring 760 on the college entrance exam, he gets into Tiandao University to study Cultivation in the Heavenly Dao Department. —Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 42 都 The Age of Qi Refining in the City 都市炼气纪元 The Palace's Midnight Nurse皇宫的午夜护士Urban231k WordsCompleted After graduating from a mediocre university, Chen Mo hits rock bottom when his father dies of liver cancer. Burdened with 300,000 yuan in debt and unable to get ahead at work, he can only hide from reality in his rented room by practicing a “fake cultivation” breathing technique. When he unexpectedly activates the All-Purpose System, he uses the medical skills, cultivation methods, and pills he obtains through it to rise from an unlicensed apprentice at a neighborhood clinic to the “Divine Docto —Reads—Score—14d adds

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43. 43 情 Love in the Courtyard: The Rogue Damao's Projection System 情满四合院：浪子大茂的放映系统 The Palace's Midnight Nurse皇宫的午夜护士Urban282k WordsCompleted A modern-day corporate drone stays up late ranting about Xu Damao's ending in Love in the Courtyard, only to be struck by lightning and transmigrate into the body of a womanizing projectionist with the same name. He awakens the Future Movie Projection System: screening films from the future earns Popularity Points, while flirting with beautiful women (without going too far!) earns fragments of fertility remedies. That's right, he's going to cure infertility, win over Lou Xiao'e, and rewrite the 19Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 44 我 I Became a Generous Benefactor in Ancient Times 我在古代当散财童子 The Palace's Midnight Nurse皇宫的午夜护士Historical201k WordsCompleted After a car accident, overworked office drone Chen Xiaoman transmigrates to an ancient dynasty in the midst of a famine and activates the Spendthrift Fortune System: spend 100 taels and get ten thousand times that amount back. From then on, he lives the ultimate power fantasy: the more recklessly he spends, the richer he gets! Throwing money into the street to buy meat buns triggers a financial crisis. He trades chocolate for antiques and glass beads to marry the richest man's daughter, builds a 6Reads—Score—14d adds
45. 45 寒 A Crane Perches on a Frostbitten Branch 寒枝栖鹤 The Palace's Midnight Nurse皇宫的午夜护士Ancient Romance858k WordsCompleted When Su Mingwei, a woman general of Yanyun, was reborn on the day of her coming-of-age ceremony, she realized her family had been caught up in a plot to annihilate them over the embezzlement of military funds. Having died with regrets after falling off a cliff in her previous life, she now uses her “dreams of turning back time” to change her fate: she catches her cousin swapping the military tally in the ancestral hall, draws the secret signal of the Jinghong Bureau in blood at the lantern festi 1Reads—Score—14d adds
46. 46 黑 Dark Survival: I Transmigrated and Exploited a Bug 黑暗求生：穿越的我卡了BUG A Dream of Chasing Boats逐舟一梦Sports334k WordsCompleted [Eternal night + mysterious and sinister + apocalypse] Unlucky An Chuan mysteriously transmigrates to another world and witnesses the beginning of a global survival game in which humanity is plunged into darkness. Everyone has a System interface to help them survive in this dark world, but An Chuan is stunned to discover that his character screen is corrupted with garbled text and he can’t open his beginner’s gift pack... Just as he despairs, he discovers that he seems to have found a glitch: he 2.2kReads8.3Score16214d adds

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    Hmm, you can give it a try.

47. 47 外 Is It Really So Strange for a Delivery Driver to Show Up at a Crime Scene? 外卖员出现在案发现场很合理吧？ Clear Summer Night夏夜晴朗Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [System + crime-solving mystery + one heroine] Food delivery driver Su He accidentally gets caught up in a murder case and binds to a God-Tier Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him a reward! With the System's help, his life starts taking some unexpected turns. “Hello, I need to report a murder. Mingjia Community, Building 1, Unit 2, Apartment 603. Someone's been killed... Yes, I'm safe right now... Two people are dead... The killer? Well, I locked him outside... I had nothing to do with 15.5kReads9.2Score1.7k14d adds
48. 48 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Can Create Containment Objects 灵气复苏：我能创造收容物 Eating Lychees Barehanded徒手吃荔枝Urban523k WordsOngoing [No Romance] [Worldview Blending with Technology in the Mid-Story] [A Harem-Protagonist Aura in the Early Story, Avoid if You Dislike That! It Fades in the Middle] The System had spent lifetimes controlling Bai Xingsui as a brainless villain. Then it brought him to a world in the midst of spiritual qi revival, only to vanish without a trace. He gained his freedom and awakened a heaven-given talent: Item Maker. From then on, one wondrous item after another came into being in his hands. The Deliv 58Reads9.2Score—14d adds
49. 49 沙 The Goofy Wang Erbao Suddenly Strikes It Rich 沙雕王二宝突然发财了 Ximen Wanjun西门纨君Urban750k WordsCompleted Everyone said Erbao was a bit of an idiot, but who knew he was one of a kind? He dug up ancestral graves and learned to appraise antiques. His methods were a little outrageous. He’d never fall for brainwashing or manipulation. If his worldview started itching, he’d scratch it himself! While everyone else burned incense and prayed to get rich, he dug up ancestral graves, refusing to believe in such things! When a fortune fell from the sky, let’s see how he handled it. A huge sum of money, a brill 221Reads7.1Score—14d adds

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    Reading this book will reveal that there are things in the world that are even more pleasurable than sex.

50. 50 致 The Fatal Red Thread 致命红绳 Literary Fiend文煞Mystery50k WordsCompleted In the city, people devour one another every day. In the countryside, ghosts devour people every day. On the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month, the gates of hell open. The living light candles, and ghosts blow out the lamps. This story records the strange and uncanny things Li Yun experiences when he returns to his hometown for the Ghost Festival… 19Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Essential for pooping, makes pooping smooth!

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