Looking for Books That’ll Have Me Pounding the Bed and Laughing at Midnight 求可以让我半夜捶床狂笑的书

1. 251 诸EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 518.8kReads9.7Score68.3kShelves
2. 252 十EN Ten Days to the End 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.7MReads9.9Score207.7kShelves
3. 253 女 A Woman in a Man's Body, and I'm Drop-Dead Gorgeous! 女穿男，我美翻了！ Northern Snow Hut北方雪屋Ancient Romance502k WordsCompleted Wu Songmei, a modern military doctor, fell asleep from exhaustion after performing an operation for someone in her unit. When she woke up, she discovered that she had transmigrated to the Dayu Dynasty and into the body of Wu Songbai, a young general who had been unconscious on the front lines for three days. She was delighted to have changed from a woman into a man, but she was poisoned with a deadly toxin and badly wounded. Then the little orb in her spatial dimension gave her an antidote and a 544Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Once you start reading, you won't want to stop.

4. 254 传EN Legend Management Bureau 传说管理局 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted (No harem, no formulaic plot, no invincibility, no System, no brainless decisions, and no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if any of that bothers you.) Du Yu dies an untimely death right at the beginning of the story. Hoping to secure a better spot in his next life, he takes a job with the Bureau of Legendary Tales. His job is to return to legends that have gone off course and put their plots back on track. He never expected that the first mission assigned to an ordinary mortal like him would 169.4kReads9.6Score21.7kShelves
5. 255 斩 Slay the Gods: A Mysterious Invasion? Then Let's Have a Midnight Snack! 斩神：神秘入侵？那今晚加餐！ Planting Stars in the Ruins在废墟种星星Female-Channel Fanfiction298k WordsCompleted Xu Xiaoman had been unable to taste anything for eighteen years, yet she had always helped out in her family's little restaurant. She measured seasoning by the gram, judged the heat by the bubbles, and guessed whether a dish was salty or bland by watching the customers' expressions. Then, on the night the restaurant was closing, a masked monster burst into the kitchen. The creature's flesh, bones, and the core hidden inside suddenly appeared in layers before her eyes. When a trace of mysterious 135Reads—Score102Shelves

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   [Sending hearts][Sending hearts] Finally, a fanfic about Godslayer with some brains! The female lead is never a burden, and her abilities are incredibly bizarre. Her teamwork with Shichiya is absolutely insane; she's hardcore in her work the whole time. Highly recommend! 👉

6. 256 别 Don't Move, This Is a Robbery! 别动，打劫！ Mushrooms Have Nightmares蘑菇做噩梦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted My name is Agua. I’m eighteen, gifted beyond measure, and as beautiful as a flower. As you can see, I’m a veteran bandit, or you could call me an expert in the redistribution of wealth. From beggars to kings, there’s no one I won’t rob. I’m already a legendary bandit known across the continent, but I wasn’t always this good. This is the story of how I became a legendary bandit. 7.6kReads9.1Score778Shelves

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   Absolutely fantastic! This author writes so well! It's a Western fantasy story with a witty and engaging writing style. The plot is excellent, the story flows smoothly, the characters are well-developed without being simplistic, and the content is lighthearted and humorous. The first book received a lower rating because it's written in the first person and had a previous hiatus, but the content is truly excellent! Highly recommended!

7. 257 我 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁，是个笑话精，专克老公桃花 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay 2kReads—Score—Shelves

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   LOL 😂

8. 258 潘 The Pendoran Mercenary’s Guide to Making Money 潘德兰佣兵捞钱指南 Mushrooms Have Nightmares蘑菇做噩梦Eastern Fantasy434k WordsOngoing [Sword and Sorcery] [Mercenaries] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Adventure] [Antihero] What matters most for a mercenary? My name is Lucky Norman, a man who’s always bouncing between cracking jokes and stirring up trouble. I’m a mercenary with ideals and principles, more or less. My life motto is: If I can swindle you, I won’t fight you. If there’s something to be gained, I won’t pass it up. Other people rely on swords and magic. I rely on my brains, my gift of the gab, and a tiny little talent. ೭(˵ˉ̴͒ꇴ 66Reads6.7Score—Shelves
9. 259 我 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
10. 260 顶 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 396Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 261 为 The Professional Ethics of a Concubine 为妾的职业操守 Lin Wanzi林丸子Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Main Story Complete] Ye Qingzhi, an overworked office drone, transmigrates into the body of a concubine in the Jiangyang Marquis’s household. Since she’s here, she might as well go crazy. Being a concubine is just changing workplaces. She doesn’t need to get emotionally involved. She can simply treat herself like a tool. Ye Qingzhi’s career goal: convince both the marquis and the principal wife to take responsibility for her and protect her. Ye Qingzhi’s workplace motto: Life is short. We’re al 31.6kReads9.4Score3.8kShelves

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    It's so funny, I can't help but laugh. As a concubine, her goal is to make the Marquis and the mistress take the blame for her and protect her. She's a mouthpiece who only tries to cover up her shame. She's delicate and weak, and she's afraid of blood. She goes crazy at the slightest provocation...

12. 262 这 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted This pregnancy story is completely wild. 681Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 263 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Plucked the Male Lead’s Halo Bare 穿书后，我把男主光环薅秃了 Xing Wu An星梧安Modern Romance539k WordsCompleted [1V1 ultra-sweet + goofy humor and meme references + showbiz + variety shows + face-slapping + career growth] [Unhinged, laid-back showbiz CEO VS upright, brooding law lecturer] Wen Muyun transmigrates into a book. She becomes the brainless, vicious female side character in a domineering CEO novel, obsessed with the male lead and scheming against the heroine. In the end, her father dies, she goes mad, and her company goes bankrupt. Wen Muyun: I’m checking out and doing nothing. Let the cap 6.5kReads—Score736Shelves

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    The silly/goofy writing section is great! [Thumbs up]

14. 264 我 I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？ My Meat Is Really Tasty我肉真好吃Urban2.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800 70.2kReads9.2Score6.2kShelves
15. 265 将 The General Came Back to Divorce Me, and Everyone Went Crazy 将军回来要休我，全员发疯 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Female-Channel Fanfiction13k WordsCompleted The General Comes Home to Divorce Me, and Everyone Goes Mad 163Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 266 六 After Six Big Shots Fell for Her, the Devoted Simp Ran Away! 六个大佬沦陷后，舔狗跑了！ Pihei痞黑Modern Romance440k WordsCompleted [Everyone’s Darling + The Men Beg for Her Back + Romantic Rivalry Showdown + Comedy] Lin Qian was famous throughout the company because she was obsessed with Pei Linan, the arrogant young master who was set to inherit the business. Most people gave up a week after being rejected. She kept at it, unwavering. At first, everyone thought she was trying to marry into wealth. Later, they decided she was truly in love. Even Pei Linan thought so. Someone once asked whether she felt sad whenever she was 20.7kReads9.3Score2.8kShelves

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    [Hilarious] + [Anti-Dominant CEO] + [Sober Female Lead Loves Money] + [What? Woman, you actually don't want my priceless love?] Please! Hesitating for even a second is disrespectful to every single person! Compared to that ethereal love, money is the most effective, cure-all, and side-effect-free remedy! What era are we living in?! The current environment is so bad! Only a fool wouldn't make money! Synopsis: The female lead, a performing arts student, routinely takes on jobs providing various domineering CEOs with the emotional value they desire. As long as the money is right, even infatuated fans turning into simps are no problem~ However, while the female lead is diligently taking on jobs and acting, each of the domineering CEOs starts to swoon over their own desires: "Oh my god, she's so good!" "Oh my god, why don't I want her as a stand-in anymore..." "This woman is ignoring me..." "She's so special [admiration]" Even at the most exciting moment, the clients! Actually bump into each other! [Think about it][Think about it] Why become someone's stand-in? Because she's kind! Propose? No way! Our heroine clearly understands the difference between working hard and asking others for help; she sees through the illusion. In the end, she happily takes the money and goes back to her childhood home with her grandmother to teach. [Personal Thoughts] As an anti-domineering CEO trope, the heroine of this novel is truly clear-headed, always striving to rely on herself, rather than just a superficially strong heroine who gets rescued by another man! She works hard to overcome danger, has her own principles, and knows what her goals are—that's what makes her a truly shining girl! Moreover, by subverting the "Mary Sue" trope, the plot becomes hilarious! You think I'm making you milk tea out of love? Actually, it's cheaper to buy it yourself! [Think about it][Think about it] A cup of milk tea easily costs over ten yuan these days! Little domineering CEO, drink some hand-drip milk tea, haha!

17. 267 剑 The Sword Sect’s Most Hated 剑宗万人嫌 Roast-Braised Peppa Pig烤卤猪佩奇Female-Channel Fanfiction9k WordsCompleted The Most Hated Person in the Sword Sect 53Reads—Score—Shelves

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    So hilarious! He's so good-looking, he won't let go even when I slap him! [Licking screen][licking screen]

18. 268 拳 Pummel the Scumbag: This Star Is Done Pretending 拳打渣男，女明星她不装了 Roast-Braised Peppa Pig烤卤猪佩奇10k WordsCompleted She Takes Down Trash Men, and This Star Is Done Pretending 3Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 269 万 A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious 万人迷二哈在恋综靠沙雕爆红 Loves Grilled Gluten爱吃烤面筋Modern Romance523k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, entertainment industry, livestreamed dating show, a touch of everyone’s favorite] Shi Ha transmigrates into a book as a universally hated supporting character. Her mission is to crush the universally adored heroine and stage a successful comeback! The moment she appears, the audience bursts into angry jeers: “Can Shi Ha get off the planet already?!” But on the dating show… To her sworn enemy, she says, “I’ll get you a tortoise. Raise it well, and it can see you off when you die.” 7.3kReads9.5Score1.5kShelves

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    🍒🍒🍒 This is a "watching this late at night and pounding on the bed, mom will beat you up if she sees" series. ① Viewers were obsessed with shipping Shi-ha with other people, but in the end: The unruly race car driver: Why won't you look at me? Shi-ha: My eyesight has worsened, so I politely decline. The wealthy and romantic collector: I thought this was our token of love. Shi-ha: I don't care what you think, I only care what I think. The innocent and sweet top singer: I love you so much, I want to be with you forever. Shi-ha: Okay, then you can buy the cemetery plot next to mine, the second one is half price, we'll split the bill. ② Mingli transmigrated into the body of a female celebrity sent to a mental hospital by her family. Her starting point was ridicule online and a exploitative family, with her even being called mentally ill! Mingli: Whatever! Those who can't kill her will only make her more insane! Facing a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter, she retorted: "A frog tattooed on a tadpole? Are you showing off your mother to me?" Facing a fatherly lecture, she replied: "Life has many flavors; you have yours, and I don't care." Facing public skepticism, she said: "What, don't you guys have money tucked in your ass?"

20. 270 我 My Superpower Makes People Instantly Need to Use the Bathroom 我的超能力是让人瞬间想上厕所 Green Shoes Are Invincible绿鞋无敌8k WordsCompleted My superpower makes people suddenly need to use the bathroom 103Reads—Score—Shelves

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    My superpower is...

21. 271 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.4kShelves

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    The first ensemble piece features a junior sister whose antics are truly unexpected, even to a reader like myself. The daily chaos within the sect is incredibly lively, and the youthful exuberance is unstoppable. A particular junior brother, surnamed Duan, is quite accomplished in poetry and prose, such as when promoting a male senior brother to Ye Qiao, saying things like "Climb into his bed, be his king." By the time you realize what you're reading, it's too late. A man surnamed Qin shouts "Our sect is all primordial yang" while promoting his sect—keep it down! Is that something to be proud of? The comment section is a complete mess; let's drink in the chaos! The characters are all so sharp-tongued and sarcastic—I love it! Those who are brainless are truly brainless, which makes me love them even more. What I love even more is when they cross-dress and pull out their "great swords" from under their skirts to go and fight! The visuals are fantastic, and the junior sister with a whole bunch of random talismans, including but not limited to "haha" talismans, crawling talismans, demonic dance talismans, and dance-fighting talismans. The second book is a fictional modern cultivation story, an ensemble piece where the male protagonist, as a teacher, deceives everyone, and the students believe him wholeheartedly while deceiving each other. They're good fellow disciples with a love-hate relationship! I never imagined I'd see cultivation techniques mixed with species diversity in a book. A 1.8-Meter-tall strongman with a "cool" attitude, spending his days sewing with a needle and thread; a leg-training master who's a spinning top and part-time civil engineer; a toad's territorial instincts; learning from various insects to train himself into an unusual species; demonstrating cultivation techniques by crawling on his hands and dragging his legs, only to be questioned by his master for disrespecting the disabled… This is a route I never imagined. The imagination is truly impressive, and I was laughing almost the entire time.

22. 272 崩 My Honkai: Star Rail Tutors Are Herta and Ruan Mei 崩铁黑塔阮梅是我的家庭教师 Green Shoes Are Invincible绿鞋无敌Urban567k WordsOngoing [Honkai: Star Rail + comedy + tutor] “I heave a long sigh and wipe away my tears, mourning the fragmentation of civilization!” “The road ahead is long and far, yet I shall seek high and low, for answers among the stars!” 4Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 273 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 247.3kReads9.6Score24.8kShelves

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    These books are hilarious! I laughed so hard I was pounding the bed! [Laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing] ① Laughing until I crow! Ye Qiao, the number one rebellious sister in the cultivation world, says, "I am your father, Ye Qiao of the Changming Sect~" ② Hilarious anti-cliché, transmigration and counterattack, villain's favorite, silly cultivation, a self-rescue guide for everyone turning evil ③ The ceiling of silly and crazy literature! 1V1 super sweet entertainment industry hilarious literature, anti-cliché, face-slapping crazy heroine vs. President with a unique brain circuit, see how the crazy heroine turns a romance variety show into a crazy variety show! ④ Anti-cliché, mind-reading, irritable barrage-feeding tyrant x koi-like palace maid who is good at complaining, he goes crazy and she translates, he is arrogant and she is lazy, the palace instantly becomes a comedy stage! (Do not drink water while watching, we are not responsible for laughing so hard your abs hurt!)

24. 274 不 Oh No! It’s About to Become an Emperor! 不好！它要成帝！ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted Oh No! It's About to Become an Emperor! 12Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Oh no, it's going to become an emperor! We all need to suppress it at the same time. If it becomes an emperor, we will no longer be able to do anything to it.

25. 275 带 Becoming a Miracle Healer with AI 带着ai当神医 Off-Road Driver of the Drivers' Alliance司机联盟越野车驾员Eastern Fantasy837k WordsCompleted You've definitely never read an immortal-cultivation story about treating illnesses like this. It follows a mere mortal who treats all kinds of terminal illnesses afflicting cultivators as ordinary little ailments. I'm planning to keep this story going for a long time. I'm going to fight tooth and nail for it, and nobody can stop me. I'm not a God of Slaughter. I'm not some big shot. I don't know martial arts. I have no enemies in the martial world. I have no secret medicines or poisonous powder 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book, crafted by a seasoned bookworm with 9,000 hours of experience, is filled with memorable scenes and is a purely comedic novel with too many unique features to describe in just a few words; you'll understand once you read it.

26. 276 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 106.6kReads9.5Score15.4kShelves
27. 277 他 He Gave Me a Pot of Moss 他送了我一盆苔藓 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted He gave me a pot of moss. 14Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 278 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 181.5kReads9.5Score23.4kShelves
29. 279 真 Warning: My Wife Is Sweet with Short Hair Too 真香警告：老婆短发也很甜 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted Warning: You’ll Love Your Wife’s Short Hair Too 27Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 280 五 The Year I Turned Five, I Stumbled Upon My Parents' Secret 五岁那年，我撞破父母的秘密 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted The Year I Turned Five, I Uncovered My Parents' Secret 6Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 281 退 After Breaking Off the Engagement, She Became an Investor Everyone Wanted to Win Over 退婚后，她成了万人追捧的投资人 Ten Thousand Blades千万刃Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Medical skills + transmigrated supporting villainess + political intrigue + strong heroine + secret identities + satisfying read] Bai Jiu'er, a doctor, transmigrates into the body of a vicious supporting character with a truly tragic ending. In her previous life, she was the male lead's wife, only to end up as a miserable prostitute. After transmigrating, she has nothing but money. At least she isn't married yet. First step, obviously, is to break off the engagement! What? The male lead went cr 51.1kReads9.2Score7.6kShelves

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    The contrast between public and private personas is endearing.

32. 282 发 After I Discovered My Wife Was Cheating 发现妻子出墙后 King Revolver左轮王13k WordsCompleted After discovering his wife was cheating on him 5kReads—Score106Shelves

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    1. The day I discovered Su Ya's infidelity was our daughter's third birthday. She was wearing the custom-made dress I gave her, making a bento for another man in the kitchen, a faint hickey visible on her neck. The man who once said he would love me forever laughed on the phone, saying, "Baby, same place tonight, I'll feed you." I took off my wedding ring and threw it into the cake, my eyes as cold as ice in the dead of winter! #ShortStory #TomatoShortStory #BookShortageSquare #RealisticRelationships #Family #Divorce #ContemporaryRomance #HusbandChasingCrematorium #WifeChasingCrematorium #Infidelity #RevengeWhiteMoonlight #SatisfyingRead #Completed [Sending Hearts][Sending Hearts][Sending Hearts][Eating Melon][Eating Melon]

33. 283 快 Quick Transmigration: Villainous Boss, Stop Tormenting Me 快穿之反派大佬别虐我 Mountain Has Longing山有慕Modern Romance151k WordsCompleted Xu Chuling was a girl whose life was plagued by misfortune. After dying suddenly, she was chosen by the System to complete missions and collect evil points, embarking on a quick transmigration journey. In world after world, she matched wits with powerful villains, eventually making them love and hate her so much that they were even willing to give everything up for her. Meanwhile, she racked up evil points and found sweet romance in every world. 471Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 284 相 Betrayed After Ten Years of Love, My Dreams Shattered into Grief 相爱十年的背叛，我梦碎成殇 King Revolver左轮王Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted Betrayed after ten years of love, my dreams shattered into heartbreak 36Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 285 我 I Was Scammed, Then Extorted for Ten Thousand Yuan 我被骗了，还被勒索了一万块 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted I got scammed, and they extorted ten thousand yuan from me. 35Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 286 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 45.1kReads9.5Score4.5kShelves

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    Excerpt from *Lunyu*: "I do not speak, yet I can use supernatural forces to confuse the gods." — At thirty, I stand firm. It takes thirty men to make me stand up and fight. — At forty, I am free from doubt. Even forty men attacking me together, I will not be doubtful. — At fifty, I know the mandate of Heaven. Fifty men will be beaten by me until they understand the mandate of Heaven. — At sixty, my ears are attuned to the truth. Only when sixty men speak well of me can my ears be attuned to the truth. — Fan Ma, Confucius —

37. 287 分 You Want to Split 60,000 with Me? I Started Out Worth 50 Million! 分我六万？我开局身价五千万！ King Revolver左轮王13k WordsCompleted You Only Want to Give Me Sixty Thousand? I'm Worth Fifty Million from the Start! 509Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 288 老 Honey, Is Online Dating Fun? 老婆，网恋好玩吗？ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted Honey, Was Online Dating Fun? 24Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 289 三 The Cat-Paw Martial Heroine: Fleeing Her Way to the Top 三脚猫女侠，逃命成为天下第一 Jie Ma介麻Ancient Romance96k WordsCompleted The Three-Legged Cat Swordswoman: Fleeing for Her Life to Become the Greatest Under Heaven 256Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I can't stop laughing! It even wakes me up in the middle of the night! It's so hilarious! Go for it!!!

40. 290 替 Stand-In for the White Moonlight: Whoever Wants the Role Can Have It! 替身白月光，谁想谁来当！ King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance12k WordsCompleted The Stand-In White Moonlight: Whoever Wants the Role Can Take It! 36Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 291 寒 Phoenix Fate on a Cold Night 寒夜凤命 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted Phoenix Fate in the Cold Night 5Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 292 民 Innkeeper, Don't Think You Can Escape: The CEO's Runaway Pregnancy 民宿老板别想逃：女总裁的“带球跑” Jie Ma介麻Marriage & Romance53k WordsCompleted The B&B Owner Can't Get Away: The CEO's "Pregnant and on the Run" Romance 183Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 293 白 The White Moonlight Is Great, but I'm Taking the Baby and Running! 白月光虽好，但我会带球跑！ King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance10k WordsCompleted The Moonlight Is Lovely, but I'm Taking the Baby and Running! 55Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 294 基 The Genetic Modification Plan Went Wrong 基因改造计划翻车了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted The Genetic Modification Plan Went Wrong 2Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 295 离 After the Divorce, My CEO Ex-Husband Is on His Wife-Chasing Road to Ruin! 离婚后，总裁前夫他火葬场了！ King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance11k WordsCompleted After the Divorce, My CEO Ex-Husband Is Desperate to Win Me Back! 15Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 296 那 That Leftover Egg Tart We Remembered for a Lifetime 那个吃剩的蛋挞，我们记了一辈子 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted That Leftover Egg Tart Stayed With Us for a Lifetime 3Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 297 校 Summer Confession on Campus 校园青上之夏日告白 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance20k WordsCompleted A Summer Confession on Campus 6Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 298 我 My Wife's Genes Mutated 我老婆她基因突变了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted My Wife Has Undergone a Genetic Mutation 4Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 299 修 A Cultivation Master Transmigrates into the Modern Entertainment Industry 修真大佬穿越现代娱乐圈 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Jiang Suyun, the undefeated God of War of the cultivation world, was betrayed by the one he loved. After his physical body was destroyed, his soul transmigrated into the modern world, where spiritual qi revival was underway. He had planned to keep a low profile as a newcomer in the entertainment industry, but during a performance, he accidentally stirred up a celestial phenomenon that drew everyone’s attention. After the show, he was attacked by a mysterious assailant, and the power of the stars 556Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 300 试 A Trial Romance with My Contract Husband 试爱我的合约老公 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance14k WordsCompleted Try Falling in Love with My Contract Husband 61Reads—Score—Shelves

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