Funny Novels Rated 9.5 or Higher (I'm a Veteran Reader With High Standards) 9.5分及9.5分以上的搞笑小说（本人老书虫，嘴刁）
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Genshin Impact: I Transmigrate as Tartaglia and Start from the Start by Causing Trouble with a Girl 原神：穿越公子，开局带少女惹事
[Young Master] [Multiple Heroines] [Tsaritsa] [Young Girls] [Puppets] [Causing Trouble Everywhere] After transmigrating as Tartaglia, he activates the Strategist System. First, he is not allowed to use force to solve problems. Second, every time he stirs up trouble, he must bring Columbina along. "Are you Fatui always this arrogant?" "Sorry, the Fatui are just that arrogant." "You Fatui just love bullying people." "Sorry, the Fatui just love bullying people."
65Reads—Score126Shelves
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I’m Going Wild in the Update-Halt Management Bureau 我在断更管理局癫翻全世界
[Comedic Infinite-Flow + Unhinged Power Fantasy + Absurd Humor + Slow-Burn, Sweet 1v1 Romance] [Fill-In-the-Blanks Agent Who Goes Wild vs. Cross-Dimensional Sucker of a CEO] Jiang Mian transmigrates into an abruptly discontinued novel. The moment she opens her eyes, her own mother has her strapped to an operating table, ready to harvest her kidneys. The System pops up with an announcement: "Welcome to the Abruptly Discontinued Novel Management Bureau!" Job description: Become the heroine of an u
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After I Handed My Golden Finger Over to the State, I Got a Government Job 金手指上交国家之后我有编制了
The rating just came in, but it'll go up later. A story about strengthening the nation, with a heroine who's basically a tool. After a car accident, Luo Ying was not only unharmed, but suddenly gained a golden finger that let her travel between different planes. Only after actually traveling to another plane did she confirm it was real. The first thing she did was contact her country. The things she brought back from different planes helped her country soar to new heights.
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I Chased My Adorable Wife Across the Universe 追了一个宇宙的小萌妻
On the day of his coronation, Emperor Yanghuang destroyed the marriage pact arranged for him by the Empress Dowager and the Retired Emperor. Man Fei'er rolled her eyes. As if she cared! Sure enough, she disappeared from Emperor Yanghuang's world for good, taking her divine beast with her. But the arrogant Emperor Yanghuang couldn't stay calm. It seemed he really did regret it. So he chased her all the way from Red Emperor Star to Blue Star. His pursuit was full of sparks and lightning. The haugh
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The Sweet Little Dentist Has the Air Force Bigwig Wrapped Around Her Finger 牙医小甜豆拿捏空军大佬
The Sweet Little Dentist Has the Air Force Big Shot Wrapped Around Her Finger
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- 156 I Called Off Our Ten-Year Engagement, and the Aloof Powerful Official Fell for Me 我退十年婚约，清冷权臣沦陷了 I Called Off Our Ten-Year Engagement, and the Cold, Powerful Official Fell for Me 23Reads—Score—Shelves
- 157 I Won Fifty Million, So I Quit the Rat Race 中奖五千万，我直接退出内卷大赛 I Won Fifty Million, So I Quit the Rat Race on the Spot 12Reads—Score—Shelves
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I'm Liu Shan, Not a Good-for-Nothing 我刘禅不是草包
"W-why... why not... eat meat gruel?" After Liu Shan died, he discovered that his soul had actually possessed the fool Emperor Sima Zhong of the Great Jin. "What? I, Ah Dou, have become... a fool!" "Damn it, this fool can't even piss by himself!" "What the hell, how can this fool's wife be as ugly as a sow!" "So... someone altered the imperial edict left by the fool's father!" "Th-those two are trying to kill me too?" Luckily, I'm a fool, so no one is on guard against me!
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Come On, Mouth, Say Something! I'm Socially Anxious, but the System Is Turning Me into a Social Butterfly 死嘴快开口啊！我社恐，被系统逼成社牛
Come on, Mouth, Say Something! I’m Socially Anxious, but the System Is Forcing Me to Become a Social Butterfly
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的
Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t
1.8kReads—Score120Shelves
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My Higher-Dimensional Universe 哥的超维宇宙
[Hard sci-fi] [Time loops] [Multiple universes] [Mind-bending] An endless loop, death after death, traveling through twelve universes in search of the truth: Who am I?
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Soft and Fragrant in His Arms, the Capital’s Princeling Falls for Her 香软入怀，京圈太子爷沦陷了
Soft and Sweet in His Arms, the Capital’s Top Heir Falls for Her
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- 163 What Do You Mean I Got a Perfect Gaokao Score, but Now I'm Missing? 什么叫高考满分，但人失踪了！ What do you mean, he got a perfect score on the college entrance exam, but then disappeared?! 31Reads—Score—Shelves
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Lie Flat! AI Makes My Life So Much Better 躺平！AI替我把日子过得飞起
Jiang Chi, 27, is a seasoned lie-flat enthusiast. One day, he wakes up with an AI in his head. “Host’s quality of life: 3.2. Taking over.” From then on, his hands work all by themselves. He turns a 200-yuan budget into a smart home assistant worth 24,000 yuan at retail, and his livestream explodes, drawing over 10,000 viewers. His competitors accuse him of faking it? The comments bury them in data until their accounts get banned. A brand puts out a smear campaign? It only sends him trending. He
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I Farm the Hospital Like a Dungeon and Earn Coins to Support Mom 我把医院当副本刷，爆金币养阿妈
[Urban + light comedy + sweet romance + no System + family love + touching] [Outgoing female companion-care specialist vs. socially anxious male doctor] My name is Jiang Xiaoman, and I'm the best-looking companion-care specialist on this street. Today I landed a big job: Help an old man from the countryside get an appointment with Dr. Gu, the grim-faced “King of Hell.” I blocked the entrance half an hour early, but the old man promptly threw himself on the ground and threw a tantrum. Three m
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The Clever County Magistrate Who Drives His Father Crazy 坑爹好知县
I, Hao Chen, am the most troublemaking brat in the Great Ye Dynasty! My father is a corrupt chancellor with power over the whole court, and his gift for my coming-of-age ceremony is a countywide famine and two carts of moldy grain that even pigs won’t eat. He’s clearly trying to get me killed on the job! What a joke. That’s not going to stop me! In my previous life, I was a top law student who studied myself half to death. What I’m best at is using the letter of the law to turn the tables! He
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- 167 The Wacky Daily Life of a Mad Doctor and Bandit 癫癫医匪的沙雕日常 Feng Yuchen took one look at Mu Niannian's masterpiece, went pale, then paler still, and began rubbing his temples. Feng Yu Jue saw Mu Niannian's masterpiece and froze on the spot. On the paper was a burly man with a wild red afro, a full beard, and eyes wide open. He wore red and struck a fearsome pose, holding a treasured sword aloft in his right hand while his left held the leash of a black dog with equally wild fur. After a long pause, Feng Yu Jue finally got his wits back. Pointing at the d 973Reads—Score110Shelves
- 168 Rule Horror: It All Starts with the Strange Kuaile Chui Chui 规则怪谈：从诡异开心锤锤开始 When the catchy theme song from Happy Hammer becomes a funeral march, and the familiar school turns into a blood-soaked arena. Su Bai transmigrated, but he couldn’t bring himself to smile. Because this was Hammer Middle School, where “rule-based horror” had descended. His old friend Happy Hammer was now holding a bloodstained sledgehammer, mechanically repeating, “Who touched my game console...” The gluttonous Chicklet had become a mountain of flesh that devoured everything, while the beautiful 18Reads—Score—Shelves
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The 1970s: The Hated Couple Goes Wild in the Compound 七零：万人嫌夫妇，大院发癫
[1970s setting + delightfully unhinged and a little funny + violent, crazy heroine + spoiled, two-faced, scheming young husband + both leads join the army later] Ye Sanqiu is notorious as the most hated person in Trumpet Flower Brigade. The villagers and her own family have suffered endlessly at her hands... Granny Ye and the brigade leader are going gray from worry. Left with no choice, Granny Ye hands her a letter of introduction and a marriage certificate. “Sanqiu, you've wreaked havoc all ov
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- 170 A Slacker College Student Borrows from Loan Sharks to Brave a Secret Realm from the Start 摆烂大学生，开局借黑贷闯秘境 [Comedy] [Fantasy + urban imagination] [Passionate and high-energy] Wu Yu, a college student who has given up on life, graduates straight into unemployment and lives on instant noodles. His parents died young, and all his grandfather left him was a rundown old apartment and a mysterious mechanical box he couldn’t open. No one knew the secret hidden inside the box, the secret behind half a lifetime of his grandfather’s madness: A remote mountain range, the Big Dipper, a strange black iron token, 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴
[Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w
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- 172 My Immortal Cultivation Journey Is Bursting with Spring! 我的修仙之路，春意盎然哪！ [Immortal Cultivation] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Mythology] [Monsters and Spirits] [Fantasy] [Cultivation] My name is Li Po. After being reborn, I became Zhu Bajie's disciple by a twist of fate, inherited his teachings, and entered the world of immortal cultivation through his introduction. Immortal cultivation, comedy, daily life, and a bevy of beauties have become the defining features of my cultivation journey, because I know full well that my way of cultivating is nothing —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 173 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 931Reads8.1Score—Shelves
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What a Clever Adultery Bust 这奸，捉得妙
What a perfect time to catch them in the act
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- 175 Five Years with a Contraceptive Ring, and He Knelt in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 五年避子环，和离当天他跪穿祠堂 Five Years Wearing a Contraceptive Ring, He Knelt Until His Knees Bled in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 2.5kReads—Score—Shelves
- 176 On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜，岳母三次推门后，老婆说我们是假结婚 On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 570Reads—Score—Shelves
- 177 Uncle, Don’t Run Away 小叔别逃 Uncle, Don’t Run 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 178 Sir, Please Stay 先生且留步 Sir, Please Wait 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 179 The General's Worthless Live-In Son-in-Law 将军的窝囊赘婿 The General's Pathetic Live-in Son-in-Law 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 180 The True Vampire Son-in-Law 血族真婿 The Blood Clan's True Son-in-Law 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 181 She Was Wearing a Red Wedding Dress 她穿着红嫁衣 She Wore a Red Wedding Dress 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 182 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Walls 墙中唱童谣 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Wall 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 183 Blood Moon over the Lotus Pond 荷塘血月 Blood Moon Over the Lotus Pond —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 184 Five Million to Buy Out a Tycoon Family: I'm the Queen of the Walled City 五百万买断豪门，姐在城寨当女王 Five Million to Buy Out the Rich Family, I'm Queen of the Walled City 4Reads—Score—Shelves
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After Returning from Immortality, I Became a CEO’s Bodyguard 成仙归来后，我成了总裁保镖
A vocational-school student is tricked by his childhood friend into joining a scam compound, where he meets Shu Wanqing. After making a clever escape, he is hunted by gangsters and falls into a rift in space, becoming a cultivator. In the immortal realm, he wipes out the demon clan and battles the realm's patriarchs. After reaching the pinnacle of cultivation, he returns to the human world. While seeking revenge, he meets Shu Wanqing again. She has inherited her family's fortune, and Ling Jue be
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Ode to Joy (Class Reunion) 欢乐颂（同学聚会）
Ode to Joy: Class Reunion
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- 187 A Cherished Silver Bracelet 珍藏一条银手链 As children, Zhang Min and Guo Tingting accidentally fell into the river while playing by the bank. Li Zewen rescued them. Years later, after graduating from college, Li Zewen became their teacher. Due to family circumstances, Zhang Min dropped out of high school in her second year and went to work. Years later, she became a sales representative at a valve factory, while Guo Tingting became a nurse at the county hospital. To their surprise, Li Zewen became the man her best friend was set up with —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 188 Back Before You Became the Light 回到你成为光之前 [Qi Shengnan × Shen Yanzhou → one-on-one romance, both leads are each other's first + fictional setting + mutual salvation + a touch of ensemble cast] When Qi Shengnan was six, she once met a very handsome person in the park near her home. Strangely, a red scarf was draped over his thigh. She gave him a strawberry-flavored candy and her umbrella too... When high school began, Qi Shengnan ended up in the same class as Shen Yanzhou, the top student in the city. She ran, he chased, and she wished s 35Reads—Score—Shelves
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Reborn as a Top-Tier Star Heiress: The Rich Fight Over Me 重生商界顶流千金：豪门疯抢
[Revenge against scumbags + forced possession + reborn heroine + romantic rivals competing] [Sweet-faced, scheming seductress × unhinged heir / abstinent CEO / rugged military king / refined but depraved bureau chief / financial predator] [In her past life, she was abandoned by her own family, betrayed by the one she loved, and bullied and framed, until she lost her reputation and died with bitterness in her heart!] [Reborn in the year 2000, Li Muan returns from the ashes with memories steeped i
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- 190 Fallen Rose: The Dark Moon and Her Counterattack 陷落玫瑰：黑月光与她的反杀局 [Revenge Against Scum] [Forced Possession] [Awakening to Her True Identity] [Rivalry for Her Affections] [One Woman, Four Men] [Sweet on the Outside, Dark and Scheming on the Inside, a Seductive Strategist × Her Possessive Adoptive Brother / Abstinent CEO / Gentle Young Nobleman / Capitalist Predator] ▲ Her true identity awakens, and a bloody revenge begins Abandoned at an orphanage as a child, she was later molded by the Song family into a tool for a marriage alliance. She bides her time, turni 318Reads—Score—Shelves
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I’m the Novel’s Protagonist, Yet I Have to Work for the Author 我是小说主角却要给作者打工
Plot-driven + pure fun + post-apocalyptic setting Good news: I'm the protagonist of this book! Bad news: the author just wants me dead! I thought I could do whatever I wanted with the protagonist's halo. Who could have guessed the author, desperate to wrap up this unfinished story, would keep coming up with ways to kill me? To survive, the protagonist and the author co-create a web novel, and the author becomes the protagonist's strongest System! From the day the web novel goes live, the prot
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Heavenly Abyss 天渊
(The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw
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Heaven-Dominating Sword 一剑霸天
[A great author's alt account, one heroine, ruthless and decisive. Highly recommended!] Legend has it that there is a realm where one can pursue cause and effect, erasing every trace of an opponent across time and space with a mere sliver of divine power. One can command life and death, make countless worlds rise and fall with a single thought, and annihilate all living beings. One can stand level with the Heavenly Dao, harness the order of the universe, and rule supreme throughout eternity. Thi
341.3kReads9.2Score40.1kShelves
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Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我，系统，求打赏
I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates?
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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- 196 I'm Dead! Bajie Works with His Old Flame at Huaguoshan Tourism 笑死！八戒在花果山文旅和旧情人上班 I’m dead! Bajie is working at Huaguoshan Tourist Resort with his old flame. 9Reads—Score—Shelves
- 197 Dragon Cub in the Heavenly Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s Great-Grandson 天牢龙崽：我是汉武帝的皇曾孙 Little Dragon in the Celestial Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s great-grandson 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 198 The Pig Who Couldn’t Escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie Works Like a Beast at Gao Laozhuang 逃不出高老庄的猪，八戒在高老庄当牛马 The pig who can't escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie works like a beast of burden at Gao Laozhuang 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 199 Don't Lie Flat on the Path to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Open a Huaguoshan Tourism Company 成佛别躺平！猪八戒帮大圣开个花果山旅游公司 Don't Lie Flat on the Road to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Start a Huaguo Mountain Tourism Company 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 200 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I’ve Attained Enlightenment, Now I’m Going Back to Gao Village to Slack Off 八戒闯西游：修成正果，俺回高老庄摆烂 Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: After attaining enlightenment, I’m heading back to Gao Village to slack off —Reads—Score—Shelves
