The Kind That Makes You Pound the Bed at Midnight: Hilarious, Yet Still Refined (Male-Oriented) 半夜锤床系列，搞笑 搞笑，但又不失雅致（男频）

1. 101 租 My Rented Girlfriend from a Dating Show Turns Out to Be a Young Lady from Beijing's Elite Circle 租来的恋综女友，竟是京圈大小姐 Eight Blade-Breaking Strikes破锋八刀Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Silly Comedy + Humor + Entertainment + Dating Reality Show + One Female Lead + System] Good news! Su Chen has been reborn and awakened a System that makes people lose their cool. Bad news! After publicly tearing into the girlfriend and boss who ruined his previous life, he’s temporarily single. But he’s already signed a contract for a couples’ dating show, and his vicious ex is joining with her new partner! But! It’s no big deal! Su Chen promptly contacts his online buddy for help. Until the da 26.1kReads8.9Score2.7kShelves
2. 102 只 I Just Want to Slack Off, So How Did I Become a Top-Tier Star? 只想摆烂的我，怎么成顶流巨星了 Eightfold Miko八重寄子丶Urban1.4M WordsOngoing [Comedy + lighthearted + one heroine] When Chen Ci stands on the stage of Voice of Huaxia, covering his face as he “cries,” everyone in the audience thinks he'll play up his sob story for attention, just like the other contestants. But who could have guessed that the moment Chen Ci starts telling his sob story, the whole internet would burst out laughing! “A gambling-addicted dad, a sick mom, a little sister still in school, and a broken home!” Audience: “Dude, seriously? Who taught you to t 6.2kReads8.4Score299Shelves
3. 103 谁 Who Told Him to Set Up a Divorce Counseling Stall at the Matchmaking Corner? 谁教他在相亲角摆摊离婚咨询的？ Li Mu厘木Urban1.4M WordsCompleted Li Hang, a divorce lawyer, unexpectedly became bound to the Matchmaker System. Li Hang: “...System, I'm a divorce lawyer. Are you sure you've got the right Host?” Boss: “Companies everywhere are cutting salaries and laying people off. Without this job, you're nothing.” Li Hang: “I'll quit tomorrow and start selling jianbing. Buy a jianbing guozi and get free legal advice! Not 99, not even 9.9!” Unreasonable Client: “Lawyer Li, you must know lots of divorced clients. Could you introduce me to one 5.6kReads8.5Score666Shelves
4. 104 直 Live Beast Appraisal: Your Pet Beast Is Way Too Brazen 直播鉴兽：你家宠兽太开门了 Shan Yeh Huan衫叶涣Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Beast Taming + Everyday Life + Lighthearted Comedy + System + Beast Appraisal] Lu Ye, an antiques-appraisal streamer, woke up one day to discover that the world had entered the Beast-Taming Era. As he wondered whether to keep streaming his antiques appraisals, he unexpectedly awakened a beast-appraisal System and immediately became a proud beast-appraisal streamer. His livestreams soon took a strange turn. “Your two-headed snake's right head doesn't look like its left one. It ha 26.5kReads8.6Score2.7kShelves
5. 105 开 I Transmigrated into a Top-Tier Star from the Start, and My Haters Were Left Fuming 开局穿越顶流，黑子被我怼破防了 Nap Champion赖床第一名Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [System + building a career + singing + acting + variety shows + no female lead] Now that I'm reborn, who would still want to be a top-tier star? Not even a dog would... I do! I'm going to be a top-tier star! Mu Chen, a singer from the national team, accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world. He becomes a top-tier pretty boy with two and a half years of trainee experience, and gains the [Emotion System]. What? Making people shocked earns Emotion Points, which can be exchanged for all kinds 14.7kReads8.5Score1.1kShelves
6. 106 我 My Food Refreshes at Random, Leaving Customers Drooling 我的美食随机刷新，顾客馋哭了 Half-Sweet Iced Coffee, No Extra Ice冰咖半糖不加冰Urban1.7M WordsCompleted This book is also known as: Selling Extra-Spicy Grilled Wings Outside a Colorectal Hospital [Food + no female lead + everyday life + comedy + perfect with a meal] Lin Xuan didn't want to go to work, so he unexpectedly bound himself to a food System. Every week, it assigned a random location and a random dish. But the very first week's task left him dumbfounded. What? Sell extra-spicy grilled wings outside a colorectal hospital? What kind of devilish task was that? And that was only the beginnin 82.5kReads9.3Score8.5kShelves
7. 107 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban529k WordsCompleted [Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel 15kReads6.9Score956Shelves

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   Everyone hold on!!! A lighthearted, humorous urban fantasy with very few jokes and a plot that completely subverts expectations. [Facepalm][facepalm]

8. 108 我 I Bought a Cultivation System for Thirty Yuan 我花三十元买了个修仙系统 Qi Mo Dion祈墨DionUrban121k WordsOngoing Superpowers! Cultivation! Comedy! Passion! Everyone has a superpower, and fighting monsters to level up is part of everyday life. While everyone else has superpowers, I cultivate immortality. This is the ultimate revival of the old ways. Beneath the calm surface of the sea, undercurrents are always swirling... “Young man, I can tell you have extraordinary bones!” The gears of fate begin to turn. Join protagonist Ye Lan as he watches I Spent Thirty Yuan on a Cultivation System. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   How can it not be funny?

9. 109 穿 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派：开局，我绑架了女主！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 76.3kReads8.3Score4.9kShelves

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   This author writes incredibly high-quality books! The first book, which finished this year, features a novel and unconventional double-choice system that's hilarious. The second book, which finished a year ago, still has a 'green tea villain' trope that I haven't found a replacement for yet, and it's fantastic. The third book is a side story with the same characters as the second book, and it can also be read independently.

10. 110 长 You're Gorgeous and Handsome, Yet You Call Yourself the Villain? 长得又美又帅，你说你是反派？ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban238k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + scheming veteran + stunning looks + delicate, sickly charm + male heartthrob + universally adored, no romance] [The male lead’s previous-life novel: "He’s the Villain, I Think I’ll Take Another Look"] A villainous young master who once wielded power over everything transmigrates to a parallel world. He becomes a handsome male streamer with nothing to his name! His company tells him to stream with the persona of a cold CEO, but the female boss discovers him dancing on camer 1.2kReads8.5Score102Shelves
11. 111 我 I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车，观众们笑抽了？ Golden Hippo金色河马Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre 46.3kReads9.2Score4.5kShelves

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    The first book will have you laughing until your stomach hurts from the first few chapters. The second book uses unconventional humor to help employees solve company problems and grow the business. The third book is definitely cultured, offering insightful and logical solutions to the bizarre and often overlooked issues in other books, making it impossible to put down.

12. 112 首 I Really Didn’t Mean to Make Money 首富：我真没想赚钱啊 A Thousand Mountains and Rivers千山万水Urban4.4M WordsCompleted [A trope-subverting story with a light, everyday feel.] Also known as [I Only Wanted to Lose Money, but I Ended Up with a Bunch of Sneaky Employees] and [I Only Wanted to Lose Money: Somehow, I Became the Industry’s Best Boss] After graduating, Chen Mo obtained a money-losing System. The more money he lost, the more personal wealth he would receive. Lose money? That was ridiculously easy. Chen Mo thought confidently, then promptly bought a clothing factory that was already losing money. What he 20.5kReads8.8Score1.9kShelves
13. 113 让 You Were Put in Charge of a Zoo, So Why Did You Drive All the Animals Crazy? 让你接管动物园，你把动物都逼疯 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Urban1.2M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to Blue Star, Yang Lin inherits an old, run-down zoo from his parents. The bad news is that the zoo barely has any animals. The good news is that he gets a talent-training System. Other people's Systems let them boost their own stats. His lets him boost animals' stats. Boost a chimpanzee, and it awakens incredible throwing skills, hitting any target within a hundred meters. Boost a gibbon, and it awakens an amazing talent for imitation, mastering singing, dancing, and rap. B 8.3kReads9.3Score939Shelves

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    This book is absolutely hilarious, and the writing is excellent. It's not mindless at all; it unlocks the hidden talents of animals: Grandpa Wei (a chimpanzee), the master dancer Grandpa Qiang (a gibbon), Sister Hua, the Siberian tiger king, Little Fatty Li, the crocodile, and the grumbling Li Ziming (a macaw). Anyway, this book is incredibly fun!

14. 114 让 You Asked Me to Livestream a Classic, and I Called Dream of the Red Chamber a Ghost Story 让你直播讲名著，你说红楼是鬼书 When Will This Yawn End?懒腰何时断Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted “Dream of the Red Chamber was never a classic novel. It's a book specifically about ghosts!” “Compendium of Materia Medica was never a conventional medical text. It's a sacred book containing a wealth of folk magic!” “The Classic of Mountains and Seas isn't a fabricated collection of myths. It's a historical record of civilization after a prehistoric nuclear war!” “...” Qi Luo gave up on traditional publishing, and from the very first second of his livestream, he turned everyone's understanding 51.2kReads8.9Score4.7kShelves
15. 115 全 The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越：古代生存十八法 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance3.1M WordsCompleted The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W 49.9kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves

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    These two books are truly hilarious; the more I read before bed, the more excited I get. Reading these two novels is the happiest moment of my nights, allowing me to forget the dreaded work of the day.

16. 116 兄 Bro, Are You Some Kind of Human Incubus? Fluffy Creatures Are Chasing You Everywhere 兄弟你人类魅魔啊？毛茸茸追着跑 Yue Jian Ying月见莺Urban3.5M WordsOngoing [This book has been signed for print publication] [Light livestreaming + Animals + No romance] Lu Xiao, a professor of botany and zoology, quits his job and heads alone to the Kunlun Mountains to gather research material, becoming a solitary yet vibrant mountain guardian. During his first winter in the mountains, he says he wants a cat. The very next moment, his dog brings him a snow leopard cub abandoned by its mother. Dog, this isn’t what I meant by a cat. This is a little too hardcore. He thi 100.2kReads9.6Score8.8kShelves

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    🍀🍀🍀Let the data speak for itself! 1 Million online reads! A super high rating of 9.5! You'll laugh yourself to death in the middle of the night! 🔥🔥🔥Lu Xiao, a professor of zoology and botany, becomes a lonely yet brilliant mountain guardian in order to collect data. 🔥🔥🔥On his first winter in the mountains, his dog brings him back a snow leopard cub abandoned by its mother. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Just when he thought that was the end of it, the mother leopard, drawn by the scent, shows up with a litter of cubs. ⭐️Now it truly becomes an animal nursery!!

17. 117 锦 Embroidered Guard, Fangs Bared 锦衣獠牙 Uncle Ribs排骨大叔Historical2.1M WordsCompleted [Adapted into several short dramas and animated dramas. Witty, lighthearted, slice-of-life comedy, ridiculous antics, sly tricks, and absurd humor.] After the old Taoist finished chanting, he shouted, “Begone! Soul, return to your body!” Li Xiaoya’s body jerked inside the coffin. He sat bolt upright, opened his eyes, and asked in confusion, “Where am I?” “(⊙_⊙)” The old Taoist performing the ritual rolled his eyes back and promptly fainted on the spot. Also known as: [Relax, How Many People Have 34.2kReads9.1Score3.5kShelves
18. 118 网 Online Game: I Contracted the Divine Beast Bai Ze from the Start 网游：开局契约神兽白泽 Wine Seller沽酒郎Sports7.3M WordsOngoing Also known as "When Games Invade, Skill Proficiency Has No Limit" and "Call Me a Homebody in the Real World and I Won't Argue, But What Do You Call Me in the Game World?" My name is Bai Xiaowen, and I'm a gaming expert. My Charm stat was maxed from the start. How high? Once, I was the world's number one. I dominated an entire era of gaming. Every big name in the online gaming scene today used to call me boss. After leaving online gaming for several years, I suddenly got an invitation to play fro 10.9kReads8.9Score794Shelves

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    My self-recommendation is ignored. (Funny online game)

19. 119 穿 Transmigrate to Another World? No Way I’m Getting a Job 穿越到异世界，打工是不可能的 A Thousand Sails on the Vast Sea沧海千帆54k WordsCompleted Transmigrating to Another World, There’s No Way I’m Getting a Job 27Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A Western fantasy adventure, a hilarious isekai story, with illustrations, it's really good!

20. 120 全EN The Whole Family Brings Stools to Watch the Drama as the Real Heiress Spills the Tea 全家带凳子吃瓜，真千金爆料啦 The Long Wind Brings No Romance长风不入情Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Originally titled My Whole Family Brought Stools to Watch the Drama, and the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea [Showbiz + Real and Fake Heiresses + Gossip System + No-Brainer Fun + Lighthearted Comedy + One-on-One Romance] After transmigrating into someone else’s body, Tang Shiba discovered that her whole family was destined to be cannon fodder. Her eldest brother loved the female lead, but his feelings were never returned. He’d drink himself into oblivion every day and die in a garbage-strewn alley, 22.7kReads9.1Score2.8kShelves

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    ✨I laughed so hard I almost pounded the bed! The very first chapter has already left me, this eagle-like woman, speechless! [Facepalm][Laughing] The female lead is a real ranter; her family and the male lead can hear her inner thoughts. Then there's the fake heiress acting, the female lead internally dismantling the whole thing, and the whole family watching the drama unfold! ❤️ This isn't your average web novel; it's absolutely brilliant!

21. 121 女 I’m a Three-Year-Old Empress, Yet Dad Keeps Tossing Me Out! 女帝三岁半，我又被爹爹丢出去啦 My Mom Told Me to Go on a Blind Date我妈喊我去相亲Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) [Animated comic now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) Ye Tuantuan was sneaking snacks in the kitchen when her prince father caught her red-handed. As he grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up, she was still secretly biting down on a shrimp with all her might. Ninth Prince: “Is this really my kid? How can she be so dumb? Maybe I should just throw her away.” Ye Tuantuan’s eyes sparkled. “Wow, Daddy is so handsome.” Empress System: “I’ve n 18kReads9.5Score1.4kShelves

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    [Adoration] This book is hilarious! The adorable child is just as funny as the system. [Flying Kiss] The system follows its master closely and is extremely protective. The female lead's father practically throws her around every day, and her guards and his men are responsible for catching her. Everyone dotes on her, and the pet's fighting power is off the charts! [Sending Heart]

22. 122 真 The Real Young Master Worked Too Hard, and Drove His Whole Family to Despair 真少爷太勤快，却让全家崩溃了 Fake Little Zuanfeng冒牌小钻风20k WordsCompleted The Real Young Master Is So Diligent, He Drives His Whole Family to the Breaking Point 3.2kReads—Score115Shelves

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    It's elegant... Well, maybe a tiny bit.

23. 123 反EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 343.1kReads9.5Score39kShelves

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    I'm currently reading a few super funny and insightful books. The first one has really good writing! The plot is also incredibly cool! The second one is a villain's satisfying story, it's so satisfying! The third one is super, super funny—I laughed until my stomach hurt! The fourth one is even funny about tomb raiding? Go check it out yourself!

24. 124 咸 A Must-Have for Slackers: This System Is Amazing 咸鱼必备，这个系统太好了 Little Football Newcomer足坛小小生Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful 5.4kReads8.7Score547Shelves

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    I finished reading the comedy book and woke up laughing in the middle of the night. My sister thought I'd gone crazy.

25. 125 要 Oh No, My Ex Showed Up on the Variety Show! 要命了，前男友杀到综艺上来了！ Mu Ashuang慕阿双Modern Romance584k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy | Showbiz novel | Variety show livestream] [Funny, radiant actress and aloof top-tier star actor] Everyone knows that rising star Fu Xi has an ex-boyfriend who remains her first love, and that he passed away just three months ago. Netizens have all urged Fu Xi to pull herself together, and a wave of online tributes to her ex-boyfriend has swept the internet. After spending three months filming deep in the mountains, a certain award-winning actor finally gets online and sees the en 14.3kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves
26. 126 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 164.1kReads9.5Score20.9kShelves

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    Funny, well, it's just some of the main characters' daily lives, not funny [awkward laugh]. Elegant? What is that? Can you fish or refine pills?

27. 127 从 A Journey to Another World That Begins as a Slime 从史莱姆开始的异界之旅 Why Say So Much何必言深Eastern Fantasy2.9M WordsCompleted I got bound to a divine-gift System from the start. The System spirit, Aila, claims to be the Goddess of Time. Why is she clinging to me? “Are you male or female?” “Jerk! I'm so cute, of course I'm a girl!” Who would have thought that the seemingly harmless Demon Slime in front of me could evolve until it devoured the entire world? “Uh, the contract needs a drop of blood? That'll hurt...” And so, with my knowledge of a thousand classic tropes from other worlds, my journey in another world be 15.4kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves

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    Absolutely hilarious, the kind where you can't stop pounding on the bed in the middle of the night [smirk][smirk]

28. 128 北 The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Northern School 北派盗墓笔记 Yun Feng云峰Mystery4.5M WordsOngoing [Published in print and available online] [The Beipai Notes horizontal-screen drama is now streaming] [Tomb Raiding + Mystery + Antiques] I'm a poor kid from a mountain village in Northeast China. In the early twenty-first century, hoping to make something of myself, I joined a northern tomb-raiding crew. From south to north, I've seen every side of the underworld and crossed paths with people from all walks of life. Over the years, I went from a young man to a middle-aged one. My drinking got b 956.6kReads9.6Score123.1kShelves

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    Super funny and very entertaining

29. 129 反 The Villain’s Diary: Why Does It Feel Like You’re All Acting? 反派日记：怎么感觉你们在演我 Day and Night Reversed颠倒昼夜Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a novel and became the villain. After dozens of attempts, all ending in failure, she still couldn't return to the real world. At last, she gave up trying, only to discover she could grow stronger by writing a diary. Since nobody could read it, Su Luo wrote whatever she pleased, holding nothing back. The first female lead: "This diary is great. I stole all the protagonist's opportunities, and now I just want to grow stronger." The second female lead: "I don't care about rea 25.3kReads9.0Score2.1kShelves
30. 130 公 Young Master, Let Me Rob You of Your Beauty 公子，劫个色 Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance378k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + medicine + romance + making a fortune + lighthearted comedy + absurdity] A woman who transmigrated, a poor young prince, a bunch of goofy guards, an emperor who thinks about tricking women out of their money every day, an imaginative eunuch, a dim-witted crown prince, a scheming scholar, a poker-faced maid with exceptional martial arts, and a woman who only wants to keep male lovers and never marry... This is the hilarious story of a group of people growing up together. An Nin 501Reads8.9Score100Shelves
31. 131 王 Honor of Kings: The Streamer Talks So Much Trash, the Whole Internet Is in Stitches 王者：主播骚话太多，全网笑疯了 King of Kings王者大佬Sports700k WordsCompleted [Power Fantasy + Invincible Protagonist + Livestreaming + Beauties + Career Arc Later On] In a parallel world, Lin Tian, ostracized by his club, awakens a Trash Talk System. As long as he provokes other people's emotions, he can grow stronger and earn generous rewards! This is right up his alley! “I, Lin Tian, do as I please. Why should I explain myself to you?” “Don't get cocky, kid? What's the point of being young if you don't get cocky?” “Above the peak of immortality, I reign supreme. The he 5.5kReads8.1Score345Shelves

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    These books are hilarious, especially the first one; I laughed so hard I almost choked on my pants in the middle of the night. The first one is both sweet and funny—highly recommended!!!

32. 132 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 28.5kReads9.3Score3.8kShelves

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    Judging from the title, you can tell it's a comedy. Although the protagonist is quite unique, he's invincible and won't kill anyone, so don't worry.

33. 133 摆 The Ferryman: Senior, Don't Be Like That. You Have a Boyfriend 摆渡人：学姐别这样，你有男朋友 V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban500k WordsCompleted [Urban fantasy] [Campus goddess] [Hilarious monster-hunting] [Invincible young hero] [World-shattering power] [Heaven above and earth below] [Can do anything] [Supernatural antics] [Decisive and ruthless] … 140Reads6.6Score—Shelves
34. 134 平 There’s Nothing Special About Me, So I Can’t Be the Protagonist! 平平无奇的我，才不会是主角呢！ Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Urban445k WordsCompleted Wu Qi always thought he was an ordinary person. He believed that, as someone with no particular talent, the most important thing was to keep a low profile! Everyone else: ... You call punching someone so hard they fly around the Earth once keeping a low profile? You call lifting objects weighing several tons with one hand and casually dragging them along with the other keeping a low profile? You call treating demon beasts that everyone considers dangerous as snacks keeping a low profile? Most im 15.9kReads8.8Score1.6kShelves
35. 135 我 Something's Off About My Sect's Vibe 我家宗门画风不对劲 Doudou in the Corner角落里面的豆豆Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Complete!! [Comedy] + [Almost Slice of Life] + [Cultivation Without Mysticism] + [Ensemble Cast] + [A Little Mind-Bending] The Arkham of the Cultivation World, Los Santos of the Spirit Source True Realm! Give Xu Xiu a promising young talent, and he might give you back... Never mind, he can't give you anything! If you really send your child to Xu Xiu's sect, there's an eight-in-ten chance they'll become famous! So, what did the Spirit Source True Realm do to deserve a sect like this? "We have to 169Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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    This is an absolutely unconventional sect; in fact, there isn't a single decent person in the entire sect! The master, now middle-aged, dreads being summoned by his mistress! The eldest sister might just achieve mechanical ascension; the second brother is a clumsy armor-wearing fool; the third brother is a lightning-fast aquaman; the fourth brother is a tech-savvy nerd; the fifth sister is a gluttonous food addict; the sixth sister is a lesbian saint; the seventh brother is a gambling addict; the eighth brother is an idiotic swordsman; and the ninth brother is a stitch-on-the-cuff...

36. 136 开 They Took Me for a Good-for-Nothing from the Start, So I Made Them Dance 开局被人当废柴，反手带他们起舞 Old Huang Yu老黄羽Urban450k WordsOngoing (System + comedy + ridiculous antics + passion + invincibility!) Earth experiences a spiritual qi revival, ushering humanity into an entirely new era! From the start, Yu Jin binds himself to the Superstar System, only to be mocked for having the strongest aptitude paired with the most useless talent! “What kind of genius is this? That talent is completely useless! What a waste of an Awakening Stone!” “Ahem, don’t get the wrong idea. He’s not my biological son. We adopted him!” “Hahaha, I can’t s 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A silly protagonist + a silly system = an inhuman talent [smirk] The author is incredibly witty, with a wildly imaginative and hilarious story. Friendly reminder: reading this while eating is even better! [Smirk][smirk][smirk][smirk][smirk][smirk][smirk]

37. 137 表 My Cousin Got into Harvard and Had Me Committed to a Mental Hospital 表姐考上哈佛大学，将我送进精神病院 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折12k WordsCompleted My Cousin Got into Harvard and Sent Me to a Mental Hospital 17.8kReads—Score108Shelves

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    These short stories come in various genres and are available to read.

38. 138 我 I'm Already Cultivating Immortality! Who Still Wants to Play Political Games with You? 我都修仙了！谁还和你们玩权谋？ Lie Flat Xiao Bai躺平的小白Eastern Fantasy664k WordsOngoing [Comedy and Daily Life + Cultivation + Court Politics + Immortality + No Female Lead + Cute Child Growing Up] After accidentally transmigrating into an ancient dynasty, he discovers he's a member of the imperial family. “Am I the chosen one?” Then can you make glass and cement? “Uh! Well... um...” What about smelting steel, making salt, or improving farm tools? “Er, ahahaha... Fine, I'm useless! So what did you bring me here for?” Just as young Chen is getting ready to lie flat, he discovers he 420Reads5.9Score—Shelves

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    The male lead, a drama queen with a wildly imaginative mind, lives a hilarious daily life, embracing a laid-back lifestyle, rejecting manipulation and even brainwashing, never engaging in internal conflict but only projecting his own ideas outwards. Ask yourself "why" less often, and ask others "why they deserve!" More often!

39. 139 将 After I Married the Jerk into a Rich Family, His Whole Family Regretted It 将渣男送进豪门后，他全家后悔了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折14k WordsCompleted After I married the scumbag off to a wealthy family, his whole family regretted it. 8.1kReads—Score140Shelves
40. 140 4 At 43, I Awakened After Being Fired! 43岁，被开除后觉醒了！ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折8k WordsCompleted At 43, I Awakened After Getting Fired! 5.1kReads—Score—Shelves
41. 141 笑 Laughter Fills the Martial World: The Cracked Pot and the Drake 笑满江湖：破罐与鸭公 The Forms of the Mystic Sea玄海辙形Urban370k WordsCompleted Cave abodes, deserted islands, tomb raiding, immersive settings, thrilling action, suspense, wild imagination, the System, variety... Hilarious, comical, relaxing and fun, endlessly clever and entertaining, with occasional unusual sentence structures, ingenious plots, and unexpected twists... Promotion has barely even started... Endless, relaxing fun is the main theme. The story depicts the absurd and embarrassing mishaps that befall Pot-Breaker and Duck-Head through sheer coincidence, then u 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Cave dwellings, deserted islands, tomb raiding—the setting is excellent, thrilling and exciting; hilarious, comical, fun, great for relaxation, and leaves a lasting impression; suspenseful, imaginative, with a complex system, very intellectually stimulating, thought-provoking; sometimes the syntax is unique, the plot ingenious… (No promotion yet) — *Laughing Through the Martial World—Broken Pot and Duck*, written by Xuan Hai Zhe Xing

42. 142 番 Notes from the Tomato Novel Team 番茄小说团队随笔 Tomato Novel Team番茄小说团队297k WordsOngoing Hello, dear readers! This book is an original work by the Tomato Novel team. The first volume will introduce you to Tomato Novel in the form of essays. The second will take the form of a novel and reveal the people behind this app and their stories. We hope this helps you get to know us better! 21.9kReads8.4Score27.6kShelves
43. 143 我 My Little Sister Fubao, After Her Husband Died 我妹福宝，死了老公之后 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted My Sister Fubao, After Her Husband Dies 3.6kReads—Score—Shelves
44. 144 娱 Showbiz: It's Supposed to Be a Dating Show, So Why Are You Getting Bai Lu into Shenanigans? 娱乐：明明是恋综，你带白露整活 Fellow Daoist, Don't Be Reckless道友别浪Urban851k WordsOngoing Also known as Let You Join a Dating Show, But Why Are All Your Songs So Wild?! Su Yuan transmigrated to a parallel world and, from the start, became sworn siblings with a female celebrity. It was only supposed to buy them time, but the male guest who was supposed to arrive still hadn't shown up. Bai Lu: “Cameraman, what's the next segment?” Cameraman: “Ask the host you just became sworn siblings with.” And so Su Yuan, the host, took the male guest's place and got swept up in the dating show's dr 3.7kReads9.2Score251Shelves

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    Book 1⃣, the "Midnight Bed-pounding Series," is hilarious [laughs]. The protagonist is a master of variety show antics. While participating in Running Man, Lu Yun says, "Bai Lu, can you help me have a baby?" Bai Lu replies, "What? I consider you a brother."

45. 145 惊 Thriller Game: Why Are All My Skills from the Underworld? 惊悚游戏：怎么我的全是阴间技能 Dugu Qiudao独孤秋刀Mystery539k WordsCompleted A separate dimension called the Horror Game descends upon Earth. It randomly selects challengers and throws them into terrifying games. But against the vicious ghosts, humanity's survival rate is less than one percent! That is, until Su Cheng enters the game! [Yellow Springs Pawnshop] From the start, he has the Flying Dragon Cloud-Gathering Hand. “Your item is quite nice, customer. Too bad it'll be mine in a second!” [Green Mountain Hospital] Master Anesthetist taking appointments online. “You'r 52.4kReads9.0Score14kShelves

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    The bed collapsed from laughing in the middle of the night, so we changed beds every day. Friendly reminder: please watch in adult view!

46. 146 出 After Prison, I Picked Up a CEO 出狱后，捡漏一个总裁 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted After Getting Out of Prison, I Stumbled Upon a CEO 5.1kReads—Score101Shelves
47. 147 西 The Journey to the West Gang: The Ruthless Bandit Tang Sanzang 西游团伙：悍匪唐三葬 Young Master Feng公子枫Eastern Fantasy429k WordsCompleted I am Tang Sanzang, and I bury the heavens, the earth, and all living beings! A bandit gang, growing bigger and stronger: first seize Spirit Mountain, then build a new glory! Sun Xingzhe: Tathagata, my master is the boss now. Get over here and bow to him! Zhu Bajie: Here's your surprise: my master isn't here for the scriptures, he's here for your life! Sha Wujing: Damn it, I'm a very cultured person. I don't like swearing at people! The Queen: Brother, if I eat this, will I really live forever? “ 141Reads9.1Score—Shelves

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    Just look at that, they've already smashed three beds to pieces [smirk]

48. 148 地 Five Corpses in the Cellar 地窖里的五具尸体 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折7k WordsCompleted Five Bodies in the Cellar 932Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 149 A Our 50-50 Marriage Was a Lie from Beginning to End AA制婚姻从头到尾都是骗局 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance20k WordsCompleted From beginning to end, their 50/50 marriage was a scam. 38Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 150 游 Game Invasion: From the Start, I’m Sent to Kill the Boss 游戏入侵：开局让我去干BOOS Jia Yunze佳云择Eastern Fantasy364k WordsOngoing [Game Invasion] [Fourth Calamity] [Xuanhuan] [Invincible Water Cultivator] [Lighthearted and Funny] [Many Beautiful Women] [This story has a wild imagination, is completely bonkers, and has an utterly overpowered, generous protagonist. The first few chapters are just setup, but there aren't many of them. Gentlemen, you are all handsome as Takeshi Kaneshiro and beautiful as Liu Yifei! It only gets good starting in Chapter 8. You can start there and read the earlier chapters afterward without miss 1.5kReads—Score321Shelves

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    The protagonist starts by cosplaying as the Demon Lord of Thieves.

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