Looking for Stories That’ll Make Me Laugh So Hard I Get a Stomachache Hiding Under the Covers at Night!! The More, the Better!! 求晚上躲在被窝里笑到肚子疼的文！！越多越好！！

1. 901 穿 After Transmigrating to the 1980s and Becoming a Substitute Bride, I Became the Army Officer's Most Beloved 穿越八零替嫁后我成了军官心尖宠 Over Ten Thousand a Day日收过万Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Substitute Marriage + Military Marriage + Stepmom + Mutual First Love] (Fictional Military Marriage + Everyday Life as a Military Wife) Yang Niannian, a college student, was so furious after losing ten ranked matches in a row in Honor of Kings that she blacked out and transmigrated to the 1980s. The moment she opened her eyes, her mother was pressuring her to marry, sobbing and sniffling all over her. “Lu Shishen is a soldier with a secure government job. If you marry him, you’ 99.7kReads9.2Score12.7kShelves
2. 902 岁 Spring's Joy, Year After Year 岁岁春欢 I Really Love Little Crabs超爱小螃蟹Ancient Romance669k WordsCompleted [The print edition of Years of Spring Joy is now available on all platforms] [Heroine and scumbag reborn + male lead transmigrates + mutual salvation + play the pig to eat the tiger] At seventeen, Shen Jiasui married Lu Yunzheng. The Shen and Lu families were both military dynasties, making them a formidable match. Two years into their marriage, Lu Yunzheng defeated the enemy kingdom and won renown across the land. But the Shen family was condemned for treason and executed to the last member. On 309.1kReads9.6Score38.1kShelves
3. 903 杀 After I Killed Her, My Immortal Master Went Mad! 杀了我之后，仙子师父疯了！ Half A Black Hand半只黑手Eastern Fantasy311k WordsOngoing [Cultivation + yandere + regretful pursuit + wild imagination] Jiang Ye thought all the fighting and killing in the cultivation world was pointless. Feeding his beautiful master and practicing alongside his peerless senior sister were life's greatest pleasures. But then he died, at the hands of his own master. After he died, his beautiful master went mad. She refused to believe Jiang Ye was dead and searched the entire world for any trace of him... Like a wandering ghost, she could never let go 4.1kReads8.0Score186Shelves

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   You can really laugh until your stomach hurts [laughing][laughing]

4. 904 好 I'm Panicking! I Didn't Mean to Flirt That Much [Quick Transmigration] 好慌张，不小心撩过头了【快穿】 Cloud Rabbit云兔子Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Pretending-to-be-innocent seductress + Dark, scheming male lead + Best friend takes the place of the boyfriend + Sweet 1v1 romance] Hurting your wife feels good for a while, then comes the hellish chase to win her back. But if your buddy has his eye on your wife, he can scatter your ashes and step over your corpse to take your place. After accidentally binding to a win-back-your-wife System, Jiang Xin is forced to travel to different worlds, take the place of girls who have been hurt by scumbag 42.6kReads9.1Score3.3kShelves
5. 905 爆 Hilarious Nonsense: You Call This a Public Education Show? 爆笑沙雕：你管这叫普法节目 Qing Wu Fei Yang卿舞飞扬Urban205k WordsOngoing [Based on hilarious real-life cases + absurd oddballs + System + current events + no female lead] The police station wants to break with tradition and launch a comedy account on Douyin to promote legal awareness. Rookie police officer Lin Yi is entrusted with the task at a critical moment, and the account’s style soon takes a wild turn! Explosive! In the dead of night, ferocious robbers keep showing up, robbing people naked! Absurd! A man reports that the counterfeit money he bought is so fake h 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Do you think this case is a tragedy? Wrong! It's actually a comedy! There are so many conflict points and reversals in this book that you can't keep up with it. You will laugh out loud and marvel at the author's ingenious conception and unique perspective.

6. 906 我 I Am Not the God of Drama 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score189.8kShelves
7. 907 我 My Sect Has Eleven Graves 我的门派有十一座坟 Ten Lifetimes, This Life十世今生Mystery997k WordsCompleted Fantasy and the supernatural, with a lighthearted, humorous tone and a touch of horror. My name is Zhang Shiyi. I have ten senior brothers, so my name is Zhang Shiyi. But all ten of my senior brothers are dead. They’re lying in the graves outside. What? My master? He’s dead too. The biggest, roundest grave is his. Haha~ Well, congratulations, then~ Get ready to sing: Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations to you, hey! Congratulations, congratulations to you~ 32.8kReads9.1Score3.1kShelves

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   [Laughing] [laughing] Haha, it's so funny. The protagonist is a sinister villain. It's hilarious. Qin Feng traveled through time and space into the body of a young Confucian scholar who was deceived and abducted. In order to have food to eat, he followed his senior brother Shusun Tong to the Qin State, a country of tigers and wolves in the west. Then, in order to flatter his face, he claimed that his ancestor was Zilu, a famous disciple of Confucius. The First Emperor overheard his voice without knowing it. The First Emperor asked him, "The Master said, "How do you explain the gentleman's lack of weapons?" Qin Feng: "The Master said, 'The gentleman has no weapons'. It means that a truly strong man does not bother to kill the opponent with weapons. It is merciful to kill the opponent with extreme strength!" [Face covering] [face covering]

8. 908 我 I Just Awakened My System, and Her Dad Told Me to Get Lost? 我刚觉醒系统，她爸让我滚远点？ Jing Jiangyan憬江言Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Physical book deal secured, enjoy with confidence] [Ultimate power fantasy] [Decisive and ruthless] [Absurd comedy] [One heroine] [Ensemble cast] [Unhinged] Year 529 of the Cultivation Calendar. Yun Mochen wakes from a nap and unexpectedly awakens a System. [Absorb qi and blood to grow stronger!] But there's one big problem: his girlfriend of three months is the daughter of the Zhu Clan's Emperor, one of the five great cultivation clans. Even worse, her emperor father comes straight to his door 74.7kReads8.6Score6.8kShelves

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   Other cultivators are decisive in killing, but the male protagonist in this book sucks blood and laughs with his friends in the world of cultivators! The words in the book are like smart notes, weaving a fantasy movement intertwined with passion and humor. There are fierce collisions with heroes from all sides on the edge of life and death, and the flash of swords and shadows show the blood of men; there are also humorous daily jokes between the protagonist and the system, and the fireworks of life are everywhere between the lines. The existence of the single heroine is like the bright moon in the dark night, adding a touch of tenderness and purity to this complicated world of cultivation. Following Yun Mochen's footsteps, you will step into a wonderful country full of unknowns and surprises, and experience the unique style of the world of cultivation.

9. 909 颠 The Madwoman Takes Life and Death in Stride, and Just Wants to Turn the World Upside Down 颠婆生死看淡，唯恐天下不乱 A Tomato一只洋柿子Ancient Romance548k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + no romance + lighthearted comedy + absurd, satisfying revenge + snark] Under the combined torment of her internship, grad school exams, and thesis, college student You Yu keeled over in the library with a sudden thud. Good news: She was finally dead. Bad news: She had transmigrated. After being bound to a quick transmigration System, You Yu had a complete breakdown. What kind of born-to-be-a-wage-slave physique did she have? Even death couldn't stop her from having to 19.2kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves

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   📖This book is super funny, crazy and exciting: College student You Yu collapsed in the library with a bang after being tortured by internship, postgraduate entrance examination and graduation thesis. Good news: Finally died. Bad news: She traveled through time. After being bound by the quick travel system, You Yu collapsed. What kind of innate body is she, and she still needs to work after she is dead? You Yu, who wanted to die, transformed into a warrior of pure hatred. He looked down upon life and death and would do anything if he refused. Dressed as the villain princess whose entire family was killed by Quan Mouwen? You Yu killed all the scumbags with his backhand, filled the rat holes with boiling water, and chopped all the earthworms in half.

10. 910 春 The Little Country Doctor of Spring Fields 春野小刁医 Drunken Wine, Books, and Song醉酒书歌Urban2.0M WordsCompleted After offending her female boss, she’s banished to a remote mountain village to work as the village doctor, where she unexpectedly inherits the legacy of a miracle doctor. 703Reads9.1Score159Shelves

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    Hiding in bed and watching quietly

11. 911 黑 The Black Lotus Returns Reborn, and Her In-Laws Tremble in Fear 黑莲花重生归来，婆家瑟瑟发抖 Rice Bowl 114饭碗114Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Original title: The Black Lotus Is Reborn, and Her In-Laws Tremble in Fear Short dramas: The Crazy Stepmother and New Life from Old Snow In her past life, Su An was abused by her husband. After she called the police, the officer told her it was a family matter and not their concern. She fled to her parents' home for help, but her grandmother said, “Take care of the kids, cook the meals, look after the elders, and hand over your wages every month. Then he won't hit you, will he? That's how it is 56.7kReads9.5Score6.8kShelves

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    In the first book, I was reborn after domestic violence until the day I got married. From the beginning, as long as I have no morals, no one can kidnap me. The second book is about how others hear the voice of the heroine and the system, but the heroine does not know. I haven't read the fifth book, but the introduction is okay.

12. 912 重 Reborn in Ancient Times, Living High on Her Foolish Brother’s Support 重生古代，靠着傻子哥哥吃香喝辣 The Qihai Acupoint of the Broken River断江的气海穴Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Transmigrate to ancient times, with a dad who “loves” to nag, a mom who loves to “cry,” and a big brother who grins like an idiot With a pocket dimension and superhuman strength, Li Yunxi thought this life would be smooth sailing. Who could have guessed her own big brother would be an idiot who transmigrated with her, hitching a ride on her good fortune? It wasn’t such a big deal, really. It just meant one more mouth to feed! But then she discovered her brother had a pocket dimension too, and th 1.4kReads8.4Score109Shelves
13. 913 震 Shocking! My Boyfriend Turned Out to Be the Horror Dungeon Boss 震惊！男友竟是恐怖副本BOSS Tuoba Dumpling拓跋饺子Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + Two powerful leads + Horror-game instances + Lighthearted and funny + Boyfriend is the BOSS + Devoted husband + Both are virgins] On her birthday, Shen Jiahe’s boyfriend told her that the number of players entering horror-game instances had surged, and as the instance’s big BOSS, he had to work overtime and couldn’t come home. Shen Jiahe laughed in anger. He could have just said he was cheating on her! Instead, he came up with such a ridiculous excuse! She dumped the scumbag that 56.9kReads9.2Score6.8kShelves
14. 914 坑 Damn This System: I Reincarnated as Wang Po 坑爹系统：我穿成了王婆 Two Taels of Salted Fish二两咸鱼Ancient Romance576k WordsCompleted [No CP, no male lead, a goofy and conceited heroine] One day, after transmigrating, Wu Baobao discovered she had become Wang Po! So what? A girl has to stand on her own! [System task issued: Stop Jinlian from cheating] Wait... is this something an ordinary person can even stop?! [Three quarters of an hour to complete, or it will be too late to undo] Oh, heavens! Master Ximen! Hands off the pants, please~ [System task issued: Possess the Jinx Star and grope the bottom of the Star Lord of the Rabb 141Reads9.1Score—Shelves
15. 915 王 Your Highness, the Princess Consort Blew Up the Chancellor's Residence! 王爷，王妃把丞相府炸了！ Changping mxyy长平mxyyAncient Romance183k WordsCompleted Su Xiaoshu, a modern poison doctor, accidentally transmigrates during a work assignment into the body of Su Xiao, the neglected legitimate daughter of the prime minister’s household in the Da Qing Kingdom. From then on, she turns her life around, tramples the white-lotus beauty, and tears apart the scheming green tea. Su Xiao is forced to marry Ouyang Xue. Ouyang Xue may be cold on the outside but warmhearted underneath, and the best part is that he’s rich and unbelievably handsome. Su Xiao coul 153Reads6.4Score—Shelves

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    Super funny and worth watching [laughs][laughs][laughs]

16. 916 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 197.1kReads9.5Score27kShelves

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    The novel that was delayed by the title is this one. Who can understand the kind of person who wants to laugh so hard in the middle of the night that the whole bed trembles? When I first read the title... What the heck! After reading it... Gah ga ga ga, it smells so good! 🔥🔥

17. 917 每 I Know Only One Move at Each Realm, Yet All Techniques Return to One! 每个境界只会一招，我万法归一！ Fallen Brocade落锦Eastern Fantasy432k WordsCompleted [Wild imagination + comedy + immortality + trickster] Congratulations, you've transmigrated into a fantasy world. Congratulations, you've awakened the Myriad Laws Unite as One System. [Good news: You've comprehended the supreme truth that the Great Dao is simplicity itself, and all laws have united as one.] [Another piece of good news: You only know one move per realm.] [You've learned the spell Scatter Beans to Create Soldiers. After the System improved it, casting this skill costs nothing.] [T 1.3kReads8.3Score106Shelves

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    [Laughing evilly] It's okay.

18. 918 一 A Journey Toward Life 一路向生 Chuan Shenyan川慎言Ancient Romance76k WordsCompleted My new book is here! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Like][Like][Like][Like]

19. 919 多 A Colorful Life 多彩的人生 Chuan Shenyan川慎言Modern Romance10k WordsCompleted A Colorful Life —Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 920 风 What Goes Around Comes Around, and Sooner or Later It’ll Reach My Door 风水轮流转，早晚到我家 Chuan Shenyan川慎言6k WordsCompleted What goes around comes around. Sooner or later, it’ll be my turn. —Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 921 穿 I Transmigrated into a Book, and the Entire Court Begged Me Not to Lead the Crown Prince Astray 穿书之满朝文武求我别带坏太子 Night Mountain Dweller夜山居Ancient Romance476k WordsOngoing Notice: The cover has been locked. Clear your cache to display the new cover. [Unhinged, Sweet-to-Everyone-Else Crown Prince × Fake Revenge, Real Black-Hearted Schemer | 999 Reloads + Intense Push and Pull + Sweet Romance and Redemption] After transmigrating into the novel she wrote herself, Ye Weiwei was killed by the male lead, Shen Yizhi, 998 times. On her 999th reload, she didn't want to die again. She didn't want to fall in love again, either. She only wanted revenge! So she returned to the 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Send heart][Send heart][Send heart]

22. 922 小 A Little Zombie Went Looking for Brains, Ended Up in the 1970s, and Joined the Army 小丧尸找脑子找到七零后，随军了 Nine Meows Have Something to Say九喵有言Modern Romance1.9M WordsCompleted [Island military romance + transmigration + super-brain genius + special abilities + real and fake heiresses] Zhou Shi is a zombie with brains. She pushes a shopping cart around looking for supplies. Because humans say that if you have food, you have nothing to fear. She uses her brain as a mouth to talk, because she’s heard that if you don’t use your brain, it’ll rust. Her goal in zombie life is to become the most high-class Zombie Queen. High-class means pretty and smart. So this little zombie 21.9kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves

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    These two books are hilarious, really funny. I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. Hahaha, two best friends wear books at the same time, get married on the same day, and they are brothers. After reacting, the two immediately exchanged secret codes [face covering]. Various famous scenes made me laugh out loud.

23. 923 禁 No Secret Affairs Allowed 禁止偷欢 A Passing Guest in the Flow of Time往事流年稍作客Modern Romance96k WordsOngoing 🔥 Powerful-family taboo romance | Heart-wrenching angst with a thrilling reversal Fu Siyan, the crown prince of the capital, wields power over the entire court. Noble and aloof, he is a god no one dares profane. Only I know how twisted he is beneath that icy exterior. Three years ago, he personally sent me to prison on charges of "suspected disclosure of trade secrets." The night before I was locked up, he gripped my chin, his gaze colder than ice. "Shen Rao, how dare you lay a hand on someone 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Cool][cool][cool][make faces][make faces][admiration]

24. 924 我 My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant 我的26岁女房客 Super Big Tank Kobe超级大坦克科比Urban2.1M WordsCompleted After a wild night at a bar, a beautiful woman pinned him with a paternity claim, and the down-and-out young man suddenly became a father. As if things weren't bad enough, the owner of his rented home changed, and he was about to be kicked out. But his new landlady was beautiful! Should he ask to share the place? She coolly gave him a single word: “Get out!” A romantic entanglement sparked by a housing problem. 123.3kReads9.7Score13.8kShelves

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    If there is a book that can make people laugh to death in the middle of the night, it must be this one. It is both beautiful and funny. It describes the attitude of the protagonist and his girlfriend towards life. There are many golden sentences in the whole text, which made me laugh to death, hahahaha! A rating of 9.3 Still doesn't impress you?

25. 925 系 The System Made Me Change My Face, and My Ex Keeps Chasing Me to Bed 系统让我换脸，前女友追着我睡 Quiet Heart at the Ends of the Earth天涯静心Urban232k WordsCompleted After a car accident left me without any limbs, the doctor asked what kind of body I wanted. I said, “A hunk with an eight-pack.” The next day, my ex-girlfriend invited me to dinner and said her new boyfriend looked exactly like me. I laughed. Because she had no idea... That new boyfriend was me. On the third day, she got another boyfriend. Still me. The fourth day, the fifth, the sixth... Every time she started dating someone, it was the same guy. Until the seventh day, when her seven ex-boyfri 134Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Read a good book??!?

26. 926 美 American Hustler: The Truth Is, My Sister Is a Big Shot 美利坚倒爷，摊牌了我姐姐是大佬 Infinite Demon Rock无极魔岩Urban506k WordsCompleted After losing his job and wandering the streets of New York, Chen Chang'an awakens a System on the brink of death and finally rises to become the king of traders across the Three Realms. Ancient gold, modern weapons, and future technology: anything he handles can be sold for ten times its value. But one mystery has always nagged at him. System Xiao Ze says he has three older sisters, yet he's never met them. Then, during a Wall Street takeover battle, someone sabotages him, leaving his life hangi 58Reads—Score104Shelves
27. 927 这 This Princess Consort Is a Force to Be Reckoned With, and She Deserves to Be Spoiled! 这个王妃路子野，得宠！ Noble Title for a Meal封侯拜饭Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted The Prince Regent says, “My princess consort is of royal blood, a delicate flower who can't lift a finger.” Meanwhile, the Prince Regent's consort, a whip in her left hand and a blade in her right, beats a gang of rebels until they flee in terror. The Prince Regent says again, “My consort only knows how to sew. How would she know anything about the occult?” A century-old ghost, sewn up like a kite by the Prince Regent's consort, weeps as it flies through the sky. The Prince Regent sighs again. “ 9.3kReads9.3Score1.4kShelves

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    It's so funny, I was laughing so hard in bed in the middle of the night, I highly recommend it!!! First look at this princess Lu Ziye, she is favored! Otherwise you won't understand what's behind [laughing][laughing][laughing]

28. 928 重 Reborn: I Took My Dog to a Massage Parlor, With a Technician, My Senior, and My Cousin's Wife 重生带狗会所按摩，技师学姐表嫂 Infinite Demon Rock无极魔岩Urban244k WordsOngoing Other people are reborn with their memories. I’m reborn with a dog. Other people’s golden finger is a System. Mine is a dog, and the damn thing turned into a man! He’s six-foot-three, has an eight-pack, and greets everyone with “Woof.” I took him to apply for a job at a club, and one bark shattered the windows on the entire floor. The club’s top star was my cousin’s wife. She pulled me into a room and flashed her police badge. “Help me steal a USB drive.” My cousin sent a Tibetan mastiff after u 3Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 929 死 My Archrival, the Regent, Became My Imperial Husband 死对头摄政王成了我皇夫 Noble Title for a Meal封侯拜饭Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Ancient-Style Writing Contest] [Can't Tell Beauty from Ugliness: Bloodthirsty, Heaven-Defying Female Tyrant x Flirtatious, Dramatic, Ultimate Beauty of a Demon Lord] A max-level demon-world powerhouse made one careless mistake, was killed in a rebellion, and transmigrated into a pitiful human girl. Her father didn't care for her, her mother didn't love her, and the emperor died just as she entered the palace, leaving behind a three-year-old toddler prince! Yanyan declared, "Don't panic. When it 1kReads9.4Score160Shelves
30. 930 悲 Will History Repeat Itself? No, This Time I’ll Restore My Kingdom 悲剧重演？不，我这次一定要复国 Wood, Sprawling Everywhere漫天遍野的伍德Male-Channel Fanfiction507k WordsCompleted This novel tells the story of Murong Fu transmigrating to different worlds to accomplish his mission of restoring his kingdom. The first world so far: Murong Fu transmigrates into Viserys III Targaryen, the beggar king! The second series features the Eighth Prince in the world of Yongzheng. 1.7kReads8.0Score101Shelves

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    My stomach doesn't hurt.

31. 931 这 This Prince Is Impossible to Kill. I Have to Tame Him! 这个王爷命太硬，得盘！ Noble Title for a Meal封侯拜饭Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted After toiling for a thousand years, Chi Rourou became a domineering queen whose roar could shake heaven and earth. Then, in a single moment, she croaked and opened her eyes as a young girl again... and a squeaky little thing with superhuman strength. Second Miss Chi: Squeak, squeak! Believe me, I can knock your head off with one slap! The bandit sneered. “Go ahead and try!” Second Miss Chi waved her hand lightly. Bandit: Where’s my head? The heir of the Prince of Yu’s household was a refined sco 1.4kReads9.3Score174Shelves
32. 932 别 Don’t Stop Me from Taking a Beating! The Counterattack Is Only Sweet When It’s Time! 别拦我挨揍！反杀时才够爽！ Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Eastern Fantasy670k WordsCompleted With a System + steady as an old dog + master schemer + comedy + face-slapping the male lead!! He transmigrates into the Sword Venerable, complete with an anti-cliché buff! The male lead tries to snatch a secret manual? I get there first, then throw in a sarcastic comment for good measure. The male lead finds an opportunity? I beat him to it, then play the pig to eat the tiger. The Sword Venerable male lead makes a threat? I fire back with modern memes and crush him with sheer strength, leaving 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Laughing][laughing][laughing][send heart][send heart][send heart][laugh][laugh][laugh][cool]

33. 933 为 For My Girlfriend, I Spent Eight Years in Prison as a Martial Arts Prodigy 为了女友，武道天才的我入狱八年 The Day I Ascended to Godhood成神这天Urban207k WordsOngoing [One heroine + comedy + teacher + don't read if you dislike it + lottery System] Spiritual qi revival: all races awaken. Genius young man Xu Fan goes to prison for eight years for his girlfriend, and his martial arts foundation is destroyed. After getting out, he hopes to live an ordinary life. But then his girlfriend shows up and refuses to leave him alone. “Xu Fan, I swear I'll marry you and no one else!” At the same time, he binds to a lottery System. To make a living, Xu Fan has no cho 5Reads7.7Score—Shelves

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    I don't need to push myself too hard for books like Dali. I recommend three new books today, okay? In the first book, don't look at him. He has a low score because he is funny. He is really funny. Alas, to be honest, I still can't accept Teacher Fang's death. The second book, Outlaw Madman Zhang San, this one seems to be about law. But he is not that kind of son-in-law. He is very humorous. He is about popularizing the law, but he is also very relaxed. A bit similar to Luo Xiang. The third book is also about a horror world. It talks about the protagonist being able to increase the favorability of others and then do whatever he wants in the horror world.

34. 934 穿 Transmigration: I Really Don’t Want to Be a Heretic 穿越：我真不想当邪修 Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Eastern Fantasy525k WordsCompleted Showing off and face-slapping + keeping a low profile + careful plotting + comedic cultivation + an unconventional demonic cultivator In his previous life, he was a 28-year-old partner at a top global strategy consulting firm, the youngest in the company’s history. A superlative intellect, he mastered psychology, behavioral economics, game theory, and complex systems modeling. After working 72 hours straight to complete a cross-border merger, he dropped dead. After transmigrating, his soul inh —Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 935 再 Meeting Again in This Life, Just to Hold You Close 再世相逢，只为抱紧你 Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Modern Romance345k WordsCompleted A top-tier predator uses talent and desire as bait, laying his plans step by step to capture the innocent prey he has coveted for so long. Here is a heart-pounding, irresistible tale of “the little details and being cherished.” 1Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 936 暗 Dark Flame: A Lone Star Shines Over the East 暗火：孤星照东方 Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Historical801k WordsCompleted After the Pacific War broke out, Japan’s wartime economy was strained, yet its naval factories continued running at full capacity. The war in China entered its most grueling phase of strategic stalemate, and the Japanese army carried out brutal “mopping-up” campaigns across the country. They thought the night was their cover, never realizing that I was the night itself. He was known by the codenames Qiming and Qingluan. He was also Stone, and the mysterious codename Ghost. —Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 937 昆 Kunlun Secret Cave Livestream System 昆仑秘洞直播系统 Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Urban213k WordsCompleted Manager Wang, representing the company Universal Exploration, invites Bai Lang to serve as a guide and lead an expedition team deep into the Kunlun Mountains' Valley of Death to search for an expedition team that went missing six months ago. The lost team was privately funded by the famous tycoon Li Wancheng. The promised fee is as high as 2 million yuan, with 500,000 paid in advance. There will be an additional hefty reward if they find the missing people or any key items. The team already incl —Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 938 魂 Soul Transmigration: The Beast-Taming System 魂穿之百兽奴役系统 Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Eastern Fantasy732k WordsCompleted After Chen Mo was hit and sent flying by a dump truck in the modern world, he heard an obsession whisper in the darkness: “Revenge... Chenjiawan...” He jolted awake to find himself amid ruins, assaulted by the pungent stench of blood and burnt debris. As a splitting headache washed over him, the original owner’s memories surged in: an orphan, raised by the village, whose home had been slaughtered. He struggled to his feet and saw the carnage, overwhelmed by grief and rage. Fighting through his d 1Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 939 末 Survivors One Hundred Meters Underground in the Apocalypse 末世百米地下的幸存者 Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Urban116k WordsCompleted A twofold redemption in the depths of despair: “awakening within” and “fighting to survive without.” Crushed by geological disasters, ordinary people use supernatural abilities to break through the boundaries of body and mind, ultimately becoming “listeners to the Earth” and bringing together individual survival, collective hope, and the planet's fate. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 940 地 Trenches Ablaze: My Antiques System for the War of Resistance 地道烽火：我的抗战黑科技系统 Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Urban510k WordsCompleted After the Battle of Shanghai was lost, Nanjing stood on the brink of danger. Japanese forces swept through North China, and a deep sense of pessimism hung over the prospects of the war against Japan. At this darkest hour, a single spark quietly ignited on the plains of southern Hebei. The tunnel-boring machine is where this book really gets exciting! 62Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 941 寒 The Phoenix of a Humble Family: From the Start, Bound to the Slaughter System 寒门枭士：开局绑定杀生系统 Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Eastern Fantasy240k WordsCompleted Leng Feng, an S-class soldier of China's Dragon Group with the codename “Lone Wolf,” excels at hand-to-hand combat, firearms, tactics, infiltration, demolition, and wilderness survival. He lives by the creed: “Those who offend me will be punished, no matter how far away; those under my protection will not yield an inch.” After transmigrating, his soul inhabits the body of a poor hunter. He looks stern, but inwardly he's a quip machine, and the clash between his modern outlook and ancient surroun 2Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 942 不 I'm Done Being a Doormat. Time to Turn Dark 不当老实人了，黑化吧 Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Urban343k WordsCompleted As someone from the bottom of society, if anyone refuses to listen to me, I'll make them! Heh heh, time to turn evil! Come on out, evil System! I've made up my mind. From a lowly maintenance worker to an unparalleled immortal-cultivation Pill King, I'll lead everyone on the path of cultivation. A hilarious, high-level martial arts novel worth collecting. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 943 从 Setting Out from Blue Star 从蓝星出发 Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死Sci-Fi & Apocalypse285k WordsCompleted From Blue Star to secret realms, from the mortal world to the immortal world, I transmigrate again and again only to seek the Dao in my heart! Experience the genuine feelings of the human world and discover the meaning of survival. From ordinary to invincible, it is a journey of growth filled with both joy and sorrow. —Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 944 后 The Backrooms: The Last Partygoer 后室：最后一个扫兴客 AiusyAnime Fanfiction373k WordsCompleted Corporate wage slave Li Mingyu wanders into the Backrooms and accidentally becomes an endangered entity, a “Partygoer.” With a foul-mouthed System and three deadweight tagalongs, he makes up his mind: he's going to keep those yellow-skinned lunatics awake all night. 367Reads8.7Score109Shelves

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    Very civilized. . .

45. 945 表 I Confessed with Chocolate for the Campus Goddess, but She Gave Me a Sports Car 表白送女神巧克力，她却送我跑车 The Day I Ascended to Godhood成神这天Urban207k WordsCompleted [Sweet Romance]+ [One Love Interest]+ [Goddess Big Sister]+ [Older Woman/Younger Man Romance]+ [Super Sweet]+ [Everyday Life] Older woman: “Xu, thanks for bringing me chocolate. Let me get you something in return. What would you like?” Xu Fan: “I want you.” Older woman: “Well... You should give it some serious thought. Whatever you're missing, I can get it for you.” Xu Fan: “I only want you! I don't want anything else.” Older woman: “Uh... How about a Ferrari? I'll buy you one.” Xu Fan: “???” .. 12Reads9.0Score—Shelves

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    Highly recommend the first and third parts and the fifth part which will make you laugh so hard that your stomach hurts.

46. 946 社 Socially Anxious: My Company Went Bankrupt When I Asked If It Was Hiring a CEO from the Start 社恐：破产从开局问公司招总裁吗 August Blizzard八月暴雪Urban285k WordsOngoing [Urban life + tycoon + campus belle + gaming + comedy] Ye Yu, a veteran social-phobe, gets the Socially Anxious Life Winner System. As long as he keeps failing his missions, he’ll receive generous rewards. 1. Apply for the position of executive president at the Jinling branch of Tengfei Group: reward of one million 2. Fail the application and get kicked out: 5% of the company’s shares, worth one billion The rewards for failure are a thousand times greater than those for success! Ye Yu: “Are you —Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 947 西 Journey to the West: From the Start, I Broke the Rules and Made the Three Realms Weep 西游：开局反套路气哭三界 I Just Love Eating Meat就是喜欢吃肉Eastern Fantasy727k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted] [Hilarious] [Ridiculous] [Subversive] Sun Hao transmigrates into the Journey to the West as the yet-to-be-born Lingming Stone Monkey and gains a Negative Emotions System. He manually adjusts his birth time, arriving 300 years late and driving the Tathagata mad. From then on, Sun Hao refuses to play by the rules. He doesn't go to seek a master... He doesn't wreak havoc in Heaven... Sun Hao: I didn't have a choice before. Now, I don't want to be human anymore. Tathagata: The Tathaga 34Reads9.3Score—Shelves
48. 948 灵 The Most Connected Person in the Supernatural World 灵异界最强关系户 Young Master Feng公子枫Mystery660k WordsCompleted “What, you think a pen fairy, zombies, Chu Renmei, Sadako, werewolves, and vampires can just show up at the parent-teacher meeting? Your kids are such underachievers. How are they ever going to graduate?” This is a university for the supernatural. The toughest man in the supernatural world is the vice principal, Black and White Impermanence head the admissions office, a weasel demon runs the monster studies department, and exorcists and Taoist priests teach classes... Every student here is the d 8.8kReads9.1Score830Shelves

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    Not only is it funny, but it's also a bit unworthy

49. 949 都 All of You, Get the Hell Out of My Way 都给老子靠边站 Cold Plum, Ink Fragrance寒梅墨香Two Male Leads725k WordsCompleted Song Zihe and Li Geng got divorced. Li Geng figured that since he had gone to so much trouble and invested so much time and emotion in marrying Song Zihe back then, he couldn't just stop caring after the divorce. So he decided to vet potential partners for his ex-husband, putting just as much effort into finding him a good man and helping him start his second spring. Did Song Zihe find his second spring? Go ask Li Geng. 483Reads9.1Score—Shelves

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    Just fell out of bed😂

50. 950 网 Online Gaming: The Cross-Server Expert 网游之跨服大神 Flowers Don't Bloom for a Hundred Days花无百日红Two Male Leads879k WordsCompleted He’s clearly playing a male character, so why did he pick a class everyone agrees is for sissies? This is the game developer’s fault! He’s clearly an expert player, so why does the top-ranked player treat him like a girl? Young hero, you really need to pay more attention! People play games; games don’t play people. Your attitude makes all the difference. Practice is the only test of truth, and it’s the only way to test true love, too. This isn’t a rant. It’s a perfectly serious online-game nove 11Reads6.2Score—Shelves

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