Looking for Stories That’ll Make Me Laugh So Hard I Get a Stomachache Hiding Under the Covers at Night!! The More, the Better!! 求晚上躲在被窝里笑到肚子疼的文！！越多越好！！
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A Modern Alchemist’s Ancient Adventure 现代丹师的古代游
Yan Mo: “Wasn't I supposed to transmigrate, cultivate, level up, and become invincible under heaven?” Xiao Yun: “Don't worry, it'll happen.” She writes down: blocked meridians, born a good-for-nothing. Yan Mo: “What about the promised golden finger that makes enemies vanish with a snap of my fingers?” Xiao Yun: “Of course, of course.” She holds up a finger, indicating a tiny sliver the size of a fingernail. Yan Mo: “And what about the promise that I'd rule the world by day and sleep with beautie
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Interstellar Legend: The Tycoon King 星际传奇之豪门天王
The wealthy young master Feng Xiyun is reborn as Li Junnian, an obscure celebrity. He now has wings and the ability to transform into a mermaid. Hunted by Jarvis, Li Junnian uses a time machine to be reborn a second time, returning to the moment of his first death. This time, as Feng Xiyun, he sets out to change his fate.
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Get Lost, I'm the Hope of My Tribe! 滚开，本大爷部落的希望
“Get away from me, you brute!” Su Bai rolls his eyes at the towering figure behind him. For no apparent reason, he gets hunted down and betrayed by a friend. With nowhere left to run, Su Bai leaps off a cliff. Wow, why has he been falling for so long without hitting the ground? Wasn't I supposed to be smashed to pieces? His thick-headedness finally comes in handy. Just as he's about to faint from hunger, he finally lands flat on his face, dropping onto something soft and squishy... Soft and squi
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Darling, Stop Right There! 宝贝，站住！
The God of Love is undoubtedly the most famous deity in the Divine Realm. After causing chaos in the mortal world by carelessly using the Arrows of Love, he is exiled by the High God. The exiled God of Love is reborn into the prestigious Xuanyuan clan as the family's third young master. “Little god? I'm nothing special. I have no particular talents. I can only shoot arrows and act cute, that's all.” “What do you usually do?” “Shoot arrows.” “Anything else?” “Shoot arrows...”
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Reborn: The Male God Strikes Back 重生之男神要翻身
Qi You, the male lead, died at the hands of a transmigrator. In the blink of an eye, he was reborn on the day his fate took a turn. This time, he swore he would take back everything that belonged to him, piece by piece. But when did the man who had always silently stood by him start appearing at his side? Qin Zhen: I’ve been so good to you, and you still turned me down. Qi You: So, are you trying to court me?
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Doted on Too Much: I Can Never Love You Enough 溺宠：爱你爱不够
Other people go up the mountain and find lingzhi mushrooms. He goes up and finds a living person. Other people sell their lingzhi for a pile of copper coins. He finds a person who costs him a fortune. Looking at the clumsy man in front of him and the dishes smashed all over the floor, Su Xiaobao could only cry without tears. Could he please be rid of this man? Could he throw him back in the mountains? He is one of the lords of the Four Great Demon Palaces. Affectionate, heartwarming, and sweet.
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The Movie Emperor Sells Potency Pills 影帝是卖大力丸的
“Mr. Zhang, now that you’ve won the Best Actor award, what are your plans for the future?” “Rebuild the Daoist Palace.” “And after that?” “Revitalize the Danding Sect.” “And then?” “Endorse the Mighty Vajra Pills! Mighty Vajra Pills, made with an exclusive secret recipe to strengthen your body and boost your health! One hundred yuan each. Don’t miss out as you pass by! Mighty Vajra Pills are just what you need!” “Get that Best Actor out of here! He’s running ads at a film festival!”
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The Charlatan Comes Down the Mountain 神棍下山记
Jiang Shaobai grew up with his charlatan master, learning a few tricks of physiognomy and ghost-catching from the old fraud. After seeing his master mistaken for a con artist time and again, Jiang Shaobai decided that the profession of celestial master was doomed. He planned to become a civil servant instead. Studying hard, he finally got into a prestigious university and set out on the path to government service, only to run into one supernatural incident after another…
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Spoiled? No Thanks! The Real Heiress Is Obsessed With Immortal Cultivation 宠爱？不稀罕！真千金她沉迷修仙
[Brothers’ redemption arc + romance] [Calculating, sickly-beautiful male lead vs. sweet, bubbly female lead] The sect where Shi Qi had lived for seventeen years was gone, and she was forced to leave the mountain. Leaving was one thing, but why had a wealthy tycoon suddenly appeared, crying and claiming to be her long-lost father? The rich father was one thing, but she also had six handsome older brothers, each with his own style. Was this the start of a everyone-dotes-on-me story? No! Don’t get
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You Never Burn Incense, but When You See a Ghost, You Expect Buddha to Save You 平时不见你烧香，撞鬼就让佛祖刚
From the start, Qin Hao is discussing a ghostly messenger incident when the ghost messenger comes knocking at his door. Just then, Qin Hao awakens the Human-Playing-Ghost System. Ghost Messenger: “Are ghosts even allowed to live anymore? I was just delivering a message, and someone dumped me straight into a donation box.” Murdered Ghost: “See these two shoe prints on my face? Qin Hao did that…” Drowned Ghost: “We faced off underwater for a whole day and night. He was full of energy, while I near
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Help! The Mind-Reading Tyrant Insists on Spoiling Me 急！有读心术的暴君非要宠我
After she touched the tyrant’s skull, which had been polished into a wine bowl, she unexpectedly transmigrated into the empress who died the most gruesome death in history. Every day, she plotted to kill the tyrant and become empress in her own right, unaware that he could read minds. When the tyrant fell gravely ill, she wept and begged Heaven to let her trade her own years of life for his safety. The tyrant was deeply moved, until he suddenly heard her thoughts: [If he’s so sick, hurry up and
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The Strongest Support in History: Helping Others Makes Me Stronger 史上最强辅助：帮人就变强
[Spiritual qi revival | Fast-paced, passionate style | System | No female lead] Shen Tian transmigrated to Blue Star, where spiritual qi had revived, and discovered that he was a weakling support. Just as he was despairing of life, the Strongest Support System activated. As long as he helped people, he could grow stronger! From then on, Shen Tian embarked on a path of “helping others.” Nine Heavens Great Sage: Of all the people I know, Shen Tian is the most helpful and the most low-key! General
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I'm So Scary, I Make Vengeful Ghosts Cry 长得太凶，我把厉鬼吓哭了
Yang Xuan transmigrates into a world where demons and monsters have returned, and awakens the [Ultimate Ruthless Hero System]. Ding! You scared a brat so badly he wet himself. Ruthlessness +1! Ding! You reformed an evil spirit and led it to mend its ways. Ruthlessness +10! Ding! You unlocked the title “Demonically Ferocious”... Like a fiend god, he makes everyone flee and silences crying children wherever he goes! Then, in the middle of the night, he gets a phone call. The streamer girl downstai
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Everyone, Stand Up and Give the Research Big Shot a Seat 全体起立，给研究员大佬让座
Imprisoned here are a gluttonous rabbit that can chew through anything, a monkey that can talk, a lizard that can speak English... Wu Fan, an ordinary college student, accidentally stumbled into this world and became a researcher. It was originally considered a very low-ranking job, but... SCP-173, Little Peanut: Who, Wu Fan? That’s my big brother, my real brother. SCP-682, the Immortal Lizard: Wu Fan’s here? Oh crap, run for your lives... Everybody up, give the researcher boss your seat!
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The Great Qin's Analects-Wielding Imperial Tutor, Training Three Thousand Ironback Confucian Scholars 大秦抡语帝师，教出三千鬼背儒生
[Hilarious + Fist-Swinging Analects + Primordial Era and Great Qin + Ridiculous + Absurd] After transmigrating to Great Qin, he compiles a dictionary from the start and is appointed Crown Prince's Tutor. Kong Chen insists he really has no idea how to lecture on the Analects. Ying Zheng forced him into it. Fu Su: Teacher, does “Those who lack strength give up halfway” mean I should understand my own limits and keep working hard? Kong Chen: Foolish! It means anyone weaker than me gets beaten until
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I’m a Lawyer. Being a Little More Ruthless Is Only Reasonable 我一个律师，猛亿点很合理吧
(A legal-education comedy in the style of Zhang San, with wild ideas and satisfying payoffs. The blurb is short and not very good, so please check out the main story!) Trainee lawyer Lin He is harassed by his supervisor and is about to leave the law firm when he unexpectedly binds himself to the Madman System. From then on, his life is like having a cheat code... Bystander One: “That was brutal! I only glanced at him once in court, and I got sentenced to ten months!” Bystander Two: “That was ter
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The Great Emperor Is Stunned! You Call This a Demon-Suppression Guard? 大帝惊了！你管这个叫镇魔卫？
[Grow stronger by slaying demons + System + transmigrate + double agent + invincible + no female lead + Demon Suppression Office] From the start, Chu He joins the Demon Suppression Office and awakens the Super Stat-Boosting System! With peerless talent, he rises at an astonishing pace and quickly takes control of the Demon Suppression Office! “Chu He, you lackey of the imperial court! You dared wipe out my entire sect. May you die a miserable death!” “Chu He, you actually colluded with demons
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I Only Tried to Get Myself Killed Once, and I’m Rewarded with a Chaos Constitution? 我才作死一次，就奖励混沌体？
[System + Scheming + Comedy + Subverting Expectations + Daring to Die] Lin Bei transmigrates to the Desolate Ancient Continent and gets himself a Super Dare-to-Die System. From then on, if there’s a way to die, he’ll take it. And if there isn’t, he’ll make one! A wild Saintess has appeared up ahead? Lin Bei: Leave her to me! Everyone who enters the Desolate Ancient Secret Realm is doomed to die? Lin Bei: Leave it to me! An immortal has descended, and his mount is a plump, gorgeous crane at the p
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So Much for Brotherhood: It's Fine to Screw You Over, Right? 说好的兄弟情深，坑一下没事吧？
[Meme-filled, master-level trolls who never behave like decent people, setting traps and launching sneak attacks. A whole gang of ruthless thugs and bandits, for a lighthearted laugh!] [Funny from Chapter One! This is a ridiculous comedy, so come on in if you’re looking for a good time!] With the revival of spiritual qi, Awakened have become the absolute core of the world! Lin Beitian has always wanted to become an Awakened, but instead he gets the “Stop Acting Human” System. As long as he’s sha
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The Wealth Immortal Has Arrived 财仙到
“You can't be bent by force, but you can be corrupted by wealth.” “Bowing for five bushels of rice is the bearing of an immortal.” “Nothing matters more than silver. And if something does...” “Then it must be even more silver...” What is cultivation like for everyone else? Qingshan doesn't care. He cultivates by making money from people, immortals, and even Heaven itself. The more silver he earns, the stronger he becomes! Why become so strong? Naturally, to earn even more silver... The Way of th
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After Announcing We're Expecting, the Villain Is Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf 官宣有崽后，反派被迫从良
Animated series: Silly, adorable little darling, your kitty is here~ [Everyone's Darling] + [Little One] + [No Romance] Original title: After Announcing Their Baby, the Villain Was Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf Everyone knows the Fu family of the imperial capital is a prestigious clan. The five young masters are all exceptional talents, but each has a peculiar personality. The family patriarch is even more ruthless and utterly indifferent to others. That is, until they adopted a little girl fro
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Everyone Is Reborn, and the Villain’s Daughter Survives by Being Cute 全员重生后，反派闺女靠卖萌续命
The animated drama "The Villainous Big Shot Becomes a Daughter-Doting Dad, Season One" is here! A two-and-a-half-year-old toddler + everyone's favorite + a villain finding healing + a gentle, heartwarming story Bo Yanzhou, head of the Bo family, is notorious among high society for his ruthless, cold-blooded nature. His sinister methods are simply appalling! He thought his life would go on like that forever, but the arrival of a little baby shattered the balance. With tiny arms and legs, chubby c
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The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Darling: My Villain Dad Dotes on Me 奶团三岁半：我被反派爸爸团宠了
[Adorable Baby]+ [Everyone’s Darling]+ [System]+ [Dotting Dad and Brothers] A little peanut spirit who had lived for three hundred years set out to find her father with help from her System uncle. The villain dads all said, “Where did this little brat come from?” But after their redemption arcs, they all came around. Little Youyou had five villain dads doting on her, with her brothers and sisters spoiling her to no end. The little peanut sighed and rubbed her forehead. “What can I do? It’s all b
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Kiddo, Stop! Your Dad Is the Big Villain, One Bite at a Time 崽崽停下！你爸是大反派一口一个
[Beloved by Everyone + Truly a Little Kid + Heartwarming + Lighthearted + Variety Show + No Romance] Three-and-a-half-year-old Zhaozhao is a pitiful sacrificial character in the original novel. Her birth mother abandoned her as soon as she was born, and later her uncle and aunt abused her. One day, she packs a little bundle and resolves to run away from home. But halfway there, a System for Reforming Villains suddenly appears and binds itself to her, unlocking a new identity: the only little one
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