Transmigration: I Really Don’t Want to Be a Heretic

Name: Transmigration: I Really Don’t Want to Be a Heretic
Author: Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes

穿越：我真不想当邪修

by Hehe, A Spear Smeared with Poop Kills Whoever It Pokes (嘿嘿长矛沾屎戳谁谁死)

Status: Completed
Length: 525k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 8mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Showing off and face-slapping + keeping a low profile + careful plotting + comedic cultivation + an unconventional demonic cultivator

In his previous life, he was a 28-year-old partner at a top global strategy consulting firm, the youngest in the company’s history. A superlative intellect, he mastered psychology, behavioral economics, game theory, and complex systems modeling. After working 72 hours straight to complete a cross-border merger, he dropped dead.

After transmigrating, his soul inhabits Li Guichen, the 600-year-old “Blood Nether Patriarch.” He discovers that the old demon isn’t actually a demon at all, but a kindhearted cultivator forced to practice the Seven Emotions Heart-Devouring Art. The technique requires him to consume “heart poisons,” the negative emotions and obsessions of others, to cultivate. It is highly prone to backlash. To suppress the heart poison without harming the innocent, the old demon spent years confining himself to his cave abode, until he finally used up all his strength and died.

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