My Cat and I Cultivate Immortality

Laughs from start to finish + multiple heroines + exhilarating thrills + a mortal cultivator's journey + absurd comedy

Lin Shen, an overworked corporate drone, accidentally transmigrates to the cultivation world, accompanied by a proud white cat that can talk. By day, he becomes a sales genius, turning leftover medicinal herbs into outrageously expensive body wash. By night, he cultivates the Vajra Body Tempering Art, writhing on the floor in pain and learning to roll dung balls like a dung beetle. He never imagined his Nascent Soul would split into a comedy duo: Bai Yun, a white-robed old-timer who draws talismans with the "Pure and Tranquil Scripture" in his mouth, and Hei Tu, a black-suited street-dance maniac who carries a speaker and shouts into a mic, "Wanna go dancing in your dantian?"

Even worse, the love-triangle chaos never ends:

Elder Zhu Xiaodan of the Azure Cloud Sect is ice-cold on the outside, but when drunk, she clings to Lin Shen and calls him "kitty litter attendant";

The reincarnated Ice Phoenix, Yu Feihong, chases him while secretly filming him: "I've turned the way you did the yangko dance while transcending tribulation into a meme";

Liu Ruyan, the Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect, blocks his door with a steel pipe: "You still haven't finished the ancestor's belly-dance class!"

When the cat master regains human form and reveals nine tails, and the spoiled young lady says with red-rimmed eyes, "You medicinal-scrap jerk, you're going to take responsibility for me!" Lin Shen touches the cat litter box on his head and wails: I thought cultivation was supposed to be cold and ruthless. How did it all turn into a romantic battlefield?