Any Hilarious Books With a Shameless Protagonist? 有没有特别搞笑,主角还很贱的书
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Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿:虐文女主好像有那个大病
[Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin
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Junior Brother, Don’t Cultivate Immortality Like That 师弟,别这么修仙
By a stroke of fate, Lu Changsheng is brought into a sect and becomes the junior disciple of Qingyun Peak. Having seen how brutal the path of cultivation can be, he decides to keep a low profile and hide his true abilities. While his senior brothers cultivate, he sleeps. While his fellow disciples take part in trials, he slacks off. Under countless watchful eyes, he does the same thing day after day for ten years, never wavering in his commitment to being a quiet schemer. Until one day, everyone
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I Told You, Everyone Who Studies Magic Is Crazy! 都说了学魔法的都有病!
[Not Western fantasy: a Chinese-style magic academy, absurd comedy + ensemble cast + hilarious daily life, with romance] [A ridiculous heroine causes trouble and leads everyone astray: a bunch of lunatic students hilariously learning magic] Li Wenyin woke up in a magical world and struggled to survive at a top-tier Chinese-style magic academy. She cut up the school flags to make uniforms, stole textbooks and sprinted for her life, and made the deans so furious their eyes nearly popped out. She w
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After Our Wedding-Night Divorce, the God of War Prince Goes Mad Chasing Me 新婚夜和离后,战神王爷追疯了
[Hilarious power fantasy + ancient setting + transmigration + romance + sweet doting love + pocket dimension + both reborn + cultivation] Special agent Chu Zhaoning transmigrates, and things get downright absurd! Before she can even open her eyes, a masked bastard ambushes her from behind. She flies into a rage, and the consequences are serious. Without another word, she unleashes the secret move she has treasured for years: tickling his armpits. But the bastard is no pushover! Chu Zhaoning give
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A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世,我的满级马甲藏不住了
[Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin
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The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠,把渣爹当胎盘哄
The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow
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Xianxia: The Sword-Bearer Slays Demons 仙侠:请剑人斩妖
(The score for this new author just came out at 6, but it will gradually rise. For bonus scenes, please visit my profile and check the author's notes.) No System + Xianxia + Memes + Comedy + Fun Read + Decisive and Ruthless + All Caught, All Collected Jiang He is a genius with an Ice Spirit Root, a once-in-a-millennium talent of the Mount Shu Sect. His master is the greatest sword immortal in the Five Provinces, his senior sister is the sect's top disciple, and his adoptive father is the Grand T
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This Is Insane! One Question Made Millions of Students Cry 疯了!一道题难哭亿万学生
[Adapted into a short drama] He's elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most deviously cruel exam setter in the world! One test paper wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, while a single question made 200,000 students in Huicheng cry! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions in their head. What color was Daji's bellyband? Did Qin Shi Huang circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise? This is a Chinese exam, so why are you asking
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Three Kingdoms: He Can Punch with Ten Thousand Jin of Force, and You Call Him a Civil Official? 三国:一拳万斤力你管他叫文官?
[Three Kingdoms] [Invincible] [Hilarious] [Farming] [Schemer] He transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms era as an officer under Dong Zhuo and awakens with the strength to lift ten thousand jin from the start. He only wanted to survive the troubled times, but his mindset changes. A true man lives between Heaven and Earth. How can he remain beneath others forever? When eighteen warlords unite to campaign against Dong Zhuo, Su Yun decides to stop keeping a low profile. With a hundred cavalrymen, he
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We Asked You to Hike Around the World, Not Catch People and Shake Them Down 让你徒步环球,没让你抓人薅羊毛
The comic adaptation under the same title is now online: They Said We’d Hike Around the World, So Why Am I Going Hungry Nine Times in Three Days? [Wilderness survival + crime-catching + comedy + sly tricks + action-packed + no female lead?] From the start, after transmigrating, Su Mo discovers he is taking part in a show called Hike Around the World. The rules: All expenses along the way must be earned legally by the contestant himself. He thought it would be a miserable competition of sleeping
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The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年,我们一起砍过的修仙者
(Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast
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The Entire Entertainment Industry Hears My Thoughts: The Gossip Is Too Good! 全娱乐圈听我心声,瓜太香了!
[Transmigrates into a Book + Mind Reading + Light Comedy + Showbiz + Gossip + Doted on by Everyone] Even at the very last moment, Lu Ningzhi tried desperately to save her life, but she unexpectedly died of sudden cardiac arrest in the emergency room. ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ Rewarded with another chance at life, she transmigrated into the role of a tragically unfortunate supporting actress! Luckily, the System found its conscience and paired her with a gossip System. [What! Jian Yue was the one who spread th
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A Chuunibyou Teen’s Hilarious Journey to Immortality 中二少年搞笑修仙
[Hilarious Cultivation + Modern Urban Life + Primordial World + the Myriad Worlds] In Lu Family Village in western Hunan, fifteen-year-old Lu Xiaohou stopped going to school after graduating from junior high. He spent every day reading web novels on his beat-up phone, and soon became obsessed with cultivation. A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality, Renegade Immortal, and A Will Eternal: he knew them all by heart and read them so obsessively that he neglected everything else. He was compl
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After the Cannon Fodder Female Lead Quit Chasing Him, She Went All In on Messing with the Male Lead’s Head 炮灰女配不追后,狂搞大男主心态
[Absurd Humor and Memes + Lighthearted Comedy + Ensemble Cast + Everyone's Darling] Xie Fu transmigrates into a cultivation novel aimed at male readers as a disposable female supporting character. The plot has the heroine, Jiang Yue, chosen by the male lead over his beloved junior sister. Heartbroken, the junior sister turns into a vicious villainess. Are women in male-oriented novels supposed to be nothing but stepping stones for the male lead? Sorry, no. She's a woman, not a doormat. There are
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Reborn as Luban No. 7: Causing Chaos Across the Honor of Kings World 魂穿鲁班七号:搞事坑遍王者大陆
Soul Transmigrated into Luban No. 7, Awakens the Trouble-Making System, and Gets Stronger the More He Messes Things Up! Shaves Lao Fuzi bald, makes Zhuge Liang cry, teases Jing, and milks every hero in Honor of Kings! Across the Continent of Kings, he causes trouble wherever he goes. Skin fragments can be traded for heaven-defying power, while troublemaking points can buy mountains of gold and silver! A cheeky, adorable romp with no angst and a steady stream of thrills that requires no brainpowe
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A Deadly Trap Turned to Joy: The Ninth Suicide System 死局成欢:第九次殉情系统
[Historical romance, 1v2, comedy, sexually inexperienced male lead] He Su fails her mission on her very first trip down the mountain and is killed by her enemy. She lures him close, too, then plunges a knife into his heart. The two of them are trapped in a reincarnation System. In every life, they must wake up, marry, and consummate their marriage before they can break the marriage tribulation. [First Tribulation: Young Master of a Noble House × Donkey-Feeding Maid] He refuses to marry her
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Don't Wait Until the Flowers Fade to Pluck a Branch 莫待无花须折枝
[Revenge | Shocking Twists | Multiple Male Leads | Alternate History] Everyone in the capital knew that Chen Yunshu, the mad princess, would never find a husband. Until an imperial edict of marriage arrived at the Wei residence. It forced Chen Yunshu, the most notorious mad princess in all of Great Chen, into Wei Yu’s bed. The whole city sighed. The young master of the Wei family was done for! Ever since Chen Yunshu entered the general’s residence, there had not been a single day of peace.
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Harry Potter: Wait, Is That Noseless Guy Me? HP不是,那没鼻子的是我?
[Two male leads] + [A parallel-world Dark Lord transmigrates] + [Play the pig to eat the tiger] + [A laid-back man with a head for business] + [Choose your ship] I used to be a renowned Dark Lord too, in my own world. I fought my way through every obstacle and reached the top. Then I closed my eyes, opened them again, and transmigrated. The sky was falling and the earth was collapsing. Great Salazar Slytherin seemed less than eager to bless his descendants. Why was this world such a chaotic, ups
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Hogwarts: Professor, Where Did This Undead Calamity Come From? 霍格沃茨:教授,哪来的亡灵天灾
Luo Lin transmigrates into the world of Harry Potter and awakens as a necromancer. After escaping Azkaban twice, he becomes a household name in the wizarding world, though not for good reasons. Yet Hogwarts hires him as its Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor. Dumbledore: “Making Luo Lin a professor at Hogwarts was the best decision I ever made. But Luo Lin, why are you sitting in my seat?” Snape: “You’re definitely the next Dark Lord. I’ll be keeping an eye on you. Wait, how did you just fi
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Transmigrate Into a Book: Rewriting Li Chengxiu’s Tragedy 穿书之逆袭李程秀的悲剧
Fanfiction. Readers unfamiliar with the source material, proceed with caution. [A father who left, a mother who drank, and the boy they left broken.] Li Chengxiu grew up in a troubled home. His parents had a miserable marriage and fought constantly, leaving him with no one to rely on and a deep sense of inferiority. Then his father ran off, his mother became an alcoholic, and his relatives looked down on him. Neighbors and classmates mocked him. No one cooked for him or bought him clothes. Peopl
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Harry Potter: The Sleeping Dragon 【HP】眠龙
Two male leads, unconditional devotion, mutual affection, two powerful leads, sweet romance [Draco Malfoy × Cecilia Flawoz] An original character, and one of the leads is nonhuman. The young platinum-haired heir of Slytherin has long wanted someone to love him unconditionally. When Cecilia reaches out to him of her own accord, that wish is finally answered. He wants someone to stand by his side forever, not because he is the Malfoy heir, but simply because he is Draco. A white-haired beauty w
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The NPC Says Nothing, Just Keeps Lowering Your Affection Rating NPC不语,只是一味降好感度
[The aloof, sanctimonious shou vs. the refined, depraved gong who falls hard] [Two male leads + both are virgins + sweet romance + a little push and pull] On the night he gets engaged to Qin Zhiyue, Ning Xihui discovers that he’s a villainous NPC in a sweet, feel-good novel where the character everyone hated becomes everyone’s darling. On the outside, he’s immaculate and refined, a cold, noble flower on a high peak. Inside, he’s dark and jealous. Just because Qin Zhiyue glanced at the protagonis
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HP: Two Dark Lords HP两个黑魔王
[Harry Potter] [OOC] [Villains] [Voldemort/Tom Riddle] [Dancing in a rare-pair fandom] [Voldemort and Tom, the transmigrated diary] [A family of three] [Pseudo-selfcest] Xu Duo died in a car accident and transmigrated into the diary hidden in the Malfoy family’s Chamber of Secrets. Hmm, where is his real body? Should he find someone powerful to cling to? Then he asked Lucius and found out, much to his surprise, that it had already been over a year since Harry Potter became The Chosen One. So it
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Slay the Gods: One Punch and Zhao Kongcheng Gets a Zanpakuto 斩神:一拳给赵空城打造斩魄刀
[Slay the Gods + One-Punch Man + invincible + unhinged antics + romance without heartbreak + plenty of bromance] After transmigrating into the Slay the Gods world, Bai Yu gained the powers of One-Punch Man. As long as he followed Saitama’s training regimen, his strength would double every single day! While others were steadily advancing through the “Cup,” “Pool,” and “River” ranks, he went bald, and he got strong. The Cangnan catastrophe struck, and Indra descended in all his divine majesty! He
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Transmigrating Into a Tomb-Raiding Fanfic: The Iron Triangle Without Wang Pangzi 穿越盗笔同人之铁三角没有王胖子
After Wang Yue died, he was lucky enough to transmigrate into the world of tomb raiding, as one of the Iron Triangle: Wang Pangzi. He thought he could build a deep revolutionary friendship with Wu Xie and Xiao Ge, but never imagined he had transmigrated into a tomb-raiding fanfiction! After muddling through an entire life as a dispensable bit player, Wang Yue was reborn once more. He declared, to hell with this so-called Iron Quartet. Let things go however they may! Fatty Lord is done serving yo
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Tomb Raiding: What Do I Do After Stealing Something Off the Clan Leader from the Start? 盗墓:开局偷到族长身上肿么办?
[Lighthearted comedy, no romance in the main story, an unconventional protagonist] Zhang You's nickname was Zhang Sneaky. After pulling off one last trick, he retired to the world of Grave Robbers' Chronicles. So much for retirement. Why was his start so miserable? He'd been starving for three days, and didn't have a single cent on him! Luckily, he still had the skills left behind by his shady System. But where was he supposed to find money for food out in the middle of nowhere? Sorry, buddy, bu
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HP: Warm Sunshine Sends the Frost HP暖阳送霜
Delora Phoenix Snape A child no one wished to welcome into the world, whose very name is steeped in sorrow. The daughter of a master potion-maker, yet a born cauldron killer, despised by the only family she has. A cold, indifferent father, and hostility from all of Hogwarts. Everything she wishes for remains out of reach. But there is always a light that can pierce the clouds and shine down on her. Original female protagonist x Cedric Diggory She will emerge from her cocoon and take flight; one
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The Whole Class Can Hear My Inner Thoughts 全班都能听到我心声
[Female Lead Has No Romance, with a Male-Male Couple] As soon as Jiang Yan transferred to a private elite academy, a bootlicker of the fake heiress tried to bully her. Jiang Yan hit him with an instant knockout. [Tsk, tsk. That bootlicker may look respectable, but his tastes are seriously twisted. He actually likes...] Everyone in Class 12 of Year Two looked at him with complicated expressions. “I never thought you were that kind of person! What did cola ever do to you?” His face turned bright r
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Harry Potter: Teaching at Hogwarts After the Founding of the Nation HP:建国后,我在霍格沃兹教学
I'm terrible at writing introductions. When a college student transmigrates into the world of Harry Potter, she thinks that knowing the script will let her get through her seven years at school in peace. But then she discovers that it's 1925, when even Voldemort would have to call her senior... Her choices, one after another, make the future of the story increasingly unpredictable... No CP! No CP!
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I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! 窝囊吧,但还是成万人迷了哈哈!
The print edition of The Side Character Could Never Be a Doormat is now available on all platforms [Outwardly meek but secretly hilarious heroine x violent, untamed hero whose rough edges are eventually worn smooth] Xu Nuo transmigrates into the role of a famously spineless supporting female character, then foolishly sets about seducing every male lead. When her secret comes to light, the male leads join forces to condemn her. Then she is dumped by her fiancé, setting her on the path to a deadly
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My Cultivation Art Comes with Special Effects 我的功法自带特效
[Master the Iron Shirt technique and gain the special effect: Invincible Golden Body. Defend against all damage.] [Master the Heavenly Thunder Saber technique and gain the special effect: Threefold Thunder Tribulation. Unleash a thunder tribulation to lock onto and attack enemies.] [Cultivate with the Empress and gain the special effect...] Su Tian transmigrated through the Myriad Worlds and obtained the Heavenly Dao Special Effects System. Every cultivation technique he learned came with its ow
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I Get All My Cultivation Techniques by Scavenging 我的功法全靠捡
[Host picked up 10 points of Azure Dragon bloodline] [Host picked up an ancient remnant manual: Chaos Five-Spirit Art.] Pick up the strongest runes from an incomparable beauty? Pick up peerless cultivation techniques just by passing a cave? Lin Chen transmigrates to a fantasy world and gains the Heavenly Dao Loot System. In a world teeming with powerful experts, Lin Chen gets everything he needs, from cultivation techniques and combat skills to divine weapons, bloodlines, and runes, simply by pi
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Child of Destiny: Protect Our Villain! 天命之子:守护我方反派!
[Absurd comedy, unstable vibes. Enter at your own risk.] Zhou Yang was cursed with the doom of the lone star, and his whole family died because of him. Then, at last, when he was twenty-two, he cursed himself to death. As it turned out, he transmigrated into a villain and got bound to the Ultimate Invincible Big Villain System. Zhou Yang: “I suffered through a miserable life in my last life. What's wrong with enjoying myself in this one? Picking on the protagonist? Whoever wants to do it can go
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My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms 我的微信连三界
Lin Hai was an ordinary college student, but after a WeChat update, he was added to the Heavenly Court's Moments. From then on, his life became colorful and exciting. The Queen Mother has run out of face masks? Ten Peaches of Immortality for a replacement, no haggling. The Grand Supreme Elderly Lord wants a pack of Soft China cigarettes? Ten Heaven-and-Earth Creation Pills, no credit. Red Boy wants some Wahaha? Hand over your Samadhi True Fire, and make it quick. Chang'e wants to wear this? Oh d
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On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜,我让战神王爷起死回生
Short drama adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors" Animated adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved" [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu
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Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术,王爷吃瓜吃到吐
Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses
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Be a Concubine? You're Not Worthy! I'll Find a Better Match, and You'll Beg Me to Stay 做妾?你也配?另谋高嫁你下跪
This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe
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Starting as the Peak Master: Signing In for an Ultimate Emperor Armament! 开局成为首座,签到极道帝兵!
[Lighthearted daily life + invincible + Backer Sect + call for reinforcements when unable to win + schemer + no martial ethics + longevity] Because he had died once before, Hua Yunfei always put staying alive first. He had hidden away on Daoyuan Peak for a hundred years, performing sign-in for a hundred years. [Beep, congratulations to the Host on completing one hundred years of sign-in and obtaining the Ultimate Emperor Weapon: the Chaos Bell] The Dark Blood Era arrived, plunging Heaven an
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When a Ghost Meets a Dog: What Are You Looking At? 当鬼遇上狗:你瞅啥?
My life has been full of misfortune, so I’ve never believed in fate. It was all thanks to toxic feel-good slogans that I found the courage to keep living. As I struggled against fate, I discovered that the only way to protect myself was to do things even I couldn’t understand. As long as fate is left utterly baffled, I have a chance to survive. If fate won’t let me be human, fine. I can always become a ghost. If fate won’t let me be a ghost, fine. I can always become a dog. If I’m human, I’m bol
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Your Highness, the Princess Consort Blew Up the Chancellor's Residence! 王爷,王妃把丞相府炸了!
Su Xiaoshu, a modern poison doctor, accidentally transmigrates during a work assignment into the body of Su Xiao, the neglected legitimate daughter of the prime minister’s household in the Da Qing Kingdom. From then on, she turns her life around, tramples the white-lotus beauty, and tears apart the scheming green tea. Su Xiao is forced to marry Ouyang Xue. Ouyang Xue may be cold on the outside but warmhearted underneath, and the best part is that he’s rich and unbelievably handsome. Su Xiao coul
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A Hapless Detective's Guide to Solving Cases 倒霉侦探办案指南
Mystery, black comedy, private detectives, and case-of-the-week investigations! “Sir, how can you have no thoughts on this case? You've crossed more bridges than we've walked roads!” “That's because... I go wherever there's a bridge.” “But you've eaten more salt than we've eaten rice!” “That's because... your auntie likes salty food!” “You're just having a brain freeze this time. I'll get you an illustrated edition of The Plum in the Golden Vase to give your mind a workout!” “No need. Illustrat
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Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后,我掌控宇宙
Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand
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Livestreaming While Carrying the Ghost Ancestor to Victory 直播带飞厉鬼祖宗
I got bound to a horror livestream System, and the chat is full of bros egging me on to get myself killed. To the murderous senior with blood all over her face: “Please stop, Senior! I’ve got a bestselling eye cream with rave reviews from everyone online!” To the ancient corpse dancing in the morgue: “Sir, please stop dancing! Your bones are out of alignment. You need to book a VIP appointment with a specialist!” As the livestream’s view count rockets past a hundred million, I roar, “Send enough
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Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫,都癫,癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
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What the Heck! Everyone Around Me Is Completely Nuts! 癫!孤身边全是神经病!
Born a crown prince, Qi Yuanzuo was convinced that he was the only normal person in the imperial family. Little did he know what the Crown Prince looked like to outsiders: At seven, he shot a tiger and won nine hundred kilometers of territory in the Qilian Mountains. At thirteen, he cut through the great clans of Jiangnan and personally orchestrated the Case of the Ninety-Seven Mourning Robes, stepping over piles of corpses to claim the throne. At fifteen, he gambled on the Qilian Mountains once
99.8kReads9.5Score19.8kShelves
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The Bankrupt Exorcist's Haunted House Livestream 破产天师的凶宅直播间
“Congratulations. You've inherited a mansion worth a fortune, as well as... 200,000 yuan in deadly yin debt.” The lawyer's voice was like a scalpel, cutting through all my beautiful dreams. I'm Wu Suowei, a con artist who edits photos to pass myself off as a master of the occult. I was planning to pack up and run. But when I opened the doors of Jingxin Studio and saw the strange assortment of “family members” inside... I knew there was no escape. This wasn't a haunted house. It was an ancient se
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The Sword of the Empire 帝国的剑
(No System, swordsmanship genius, god of war, no formulaic tropes, no brainless decisions, no harem) Just when you think you’re different from everyone else, you discover that we’re all just specks of dust adrift in the universe. And just when you think you’re nothing but a speck of dust, you discover someone is gazing intently at you, waiting for you to move forward. That was how Xingluo was pushed onward…
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The Sword's Divine Soul 剑之神魂
(No System, a genius swordsman, no cookie-cutter tropes, no childishness, no harem) This guy’s name is Bu Zhi. He somehow ended up in a different world, completely bewildered. He got chased and beaten up, just as bewildered, and somehow started practicing a cultivation technique. Once he’s practiced it until he’s completely bewildered, everyone else will be bewildered too...
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Deicide Learning In A Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神
A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled
1MReads9.9Score180.4kShelves
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The Beasts We Ate Until We Burst Back Then 那些年,我们一起撑死的异兽
“We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi
60.3kReads9.1Score7.1kShelves
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