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  1. 51 I've Reached Immortality, So What's Wrong with Having a Few Female Confidantes? 我都修仙了,有几位红颜合理吧 Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Urban cultivation, satisfying wish fulfillment, for readers who like their stories with a bit of thought. Those seeking a single heroine or no heroine should enter with caution!] His girlfriend cheats on him, but in doing so, indirectly helps Chu Mo gain the inheritance of an Emperor of Humanity’s cultivation legacy. Romantic opportunities soon follow one after another. A campus beauty from a prestigious family, a flirtatious and fiery modern-day Su Daji, a cold and haughty young cultivation pr 7.1kReads8.5Score877Shelves
  2. 52 Psycho Horror: In Front of Scumbags, What’s a Little Supernatural Weirdness? 鬼畜:人渣面前,诡异算个毛! Urban1.2M WordsOngoing Synopsis: From the start, he blew up the Nogi Demon Shrine and burned down the Yasukuni Demon Shrine. Reborn in a world filled with the supernatural, where gates were scattered across the land, and behind them lay endless horrors and madness. System successfully activated. Binding to the Justice System... Confess your love to a supernatural being? A supernatural being comes asking you to name its true form? “Young master, what do I look like to you?” Chen Si: “You look like a little blonde, blue 2.1kReads9.2Score207Shelves
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  3. 53 I’m a Dual-Personality Surgeon, Professionally a Ripper 我,双面手术师,职业开膛手 Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Some call him Miracle Doctor Lu, while others call him Lu the Skinner. Some owe their battlefield dominance to the mechanical limbs he fitted them with; others have breathed their last beneath his surgical knife. He can save someone on the brink of death, or make a corpse disappear without a trace. By day, he is the warmest kindness in the world; by night, he is a terror that makes the whole world tremble. A scalpel rests between his fingers: one side is a demon, the other an angel. His name is 23.3kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves
  4. 54 I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙,没让你祸害修仙界啊! Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 157.4kReads9.1Score12.9kShelves
  5. 55 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 149.9kReads9.5Score18.8kShelves
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  6. 56 After My Divorce, My Traditional Chinese Medicine Skills Awakened 离婚后我的国医技能觉醒了 Urban2.8M WordsCompleted [Traditional Chinese medicine, the story of a young doctor working his way up] When Chen Yang was young, he made a foolish mistake. For what he thought was love, he fell out with his family and followed Wang Ya to the countryside, where he took a job at a township clinic. In the end, all he got for it was the words, "Let's get divorced." This time, Chen Yang is going to make a life for himself and his daughter. He'll leave the township hospital behind and carve out a world of his own. 113.7kReads9.3Score13.2kShelves
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  7. 57 In the Name of Justice: Slaying the High-Martial Multiverse 以正义之名,斩尽高武苍生 Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Wish fulfillment + Overwhelming dominance + Ruthless + No female lead] In the interstellar age, martial arts flourish. Chu Sheng binds himself to the Justice System. Every righteous deed earns him a reward. Being timid and submissive is not justice. Justice that comes too late is pure bullshit! Justice means striking hard! Taking the initiative! Evil must be punished! If the wicked don’t die, should I die instead? Evil breeds evil! What do you do when someone frames you? Hit back! What do 37.8kReads8.1Score3.3kShelves
  8. 58 I Swing an 80-Pound Hammer, So Tell Me, God, Can You Take It? 我大锤80,就问神明你扛得住? Urban37k WordsCompleted After being cheated on, Chen Zao transmigrates to a world of supernatural powers and awakens a humble, everyday ability. So what if he’s a stonemason? Can’t a stonemason kill demon beasts? Can’t a stonemason brave secret realms? Of course he can. The hammer in Chen Zao’s hands will tell you: he won’t take no for an answer. Keep yapping, and this 80-pound hammer will smash you in the face. Villains, get on your knees! Demon beasts, die! Secret realms, shatter! You look down on everyday abilities, —Reads—Score—Shelves
  9. 59 As an Honest Man, I'm Forced to Put on an Act 作为老实人的我被迫营业 Urban84k WordsOngoing My name is Long Tian, a handsome man with extraordinary talent. I have only two goals in life: sleep and have fun. I was planning to lie flat, but then I unexpectedly awakened the Fun System. Under the System’s coercion, an honest man like me had no choice but to defy my nature by letting it loose. Let me repeat: I have only two goals in life, sleeping and having fun. And now I’ve woken up. Heh heh heh... World, prepare to welcome your king! Heh heh heh... 5Reads—Score—Shelves
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  10. 60 The Beasts We Ate Until We Burst Back Then 那些年,我们一起撑死的异兽 Urban2.5M WordsCompleted “We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi 59kReads9.1Score6.8kShelves
  11. 61 Monsters Run Amok: I Sweep This World with Laughter 怪物横行:我以笑声横扫此界 Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [No female lead + System + transmigration + demon beasts + undead + artificial intelligence] Lu Yu transmigrates to a strange world of spirit and martial arts, where technology and cultivation, demon beasts and the undead overturn everything he thought he knew. Luckily, a golden finger is essential for anyone who transmigrates. But after reading the System’s introduction, he decides he’d be better off without this ridiculous thing. He’s a man through and through, not some peerless beauty, so why 3.2kReads8.9Score307Shelves
  12. 62 Online Game: I'm the Only One Who Can See Hidden Information 网游:只有我能看到隐藏信息 Sports2.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Memes + Playing It Safe + Old-School Passion + SSS-Rank Talent = ???] Ye Bai awakens an SSS-rank talent, bears the name Asura, embarks on the path to invincibility, and forges himself into the strongest of all! (Crossed out) This is a funny story about a group of people saving the world. Nightmare: “Tell me, do you have nightmares?” Wuhen: “You’re so cocky. Did you ask my sword first?” Xiaoyao: “How boring.” Asura: “In a century filled with great figures, only Nightmare, Wuhen, X 129.5kReads9.3Score10.3kShelves
  13. 63 My Students Train Hard While I Slack Off, and I Become a Top Mentor 学生苦修我摆烂,躺成了金牌导师 Urban2.3M WordsOngoing [High Martial Arts + Ensemble Cast + Rewards for Teaching Disciples + Lighthearted + Absurd + Upside-Down Hierarchy] [A warm, slow-paced comedy] Dong Chao transmigrates into a high-martial-arts world and becomes a slacker teacher at a martial arts university. With his foundation damaged, he is completely unable to cultivate. Fortunately, he awakens the Mentor and Friend System. As long as he earns his students' approval, he can absorb their talents, supernatural abilities, techniques, cultivatio 21.1kReads8.8Score1.7kShelves
  14. 64 Stall Owner, Is This Buff Guaranteed to Be Real? 摊主,你这buff保真吗? Urban444k WordsCompleted Wild imagination + System + witty banter + one heroine Wang Defa’s stall displayed just three things: a bottle of “Anti-Hair-Loss Cola,” a box of “Shut-Up, Ex Candy,” and a scrap of cardboard that read, “Believe in me and gain eternal life (just kidding).” Urban Management Officer Li strolled over, frowning. “Is this cola of yours even legit?” Wang Defa sighed. “Brother Li, if I wanted to be legit, would I be running a stall here? I’d be ringing the opening bell at Nasdaq by now.” [Ding! Law-enf —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  15. 65 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 Xianxia263k WordsOngoing [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 176Reads—Score103Shelves
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  16. 66 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 Historical2.7M WordsCompleted [Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave 305.6kReads9.5Score44.8kShelves
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  17. 67 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 84kReads9.3Score8.4kShelves
  18. 68 The Rude, Tank-Building Mage 嘴臭的肉装法爷 Urban116k WordsOngoing You launch a magic attack, and I casually take it with my bare body. I say, “What the hell?” How are you going to deal with that? A Dan transmigrated to a magical world, only to discover that he was a complete magic idiot, but had an extraordinary physique. What secrets does this world hold? Are the Elemental Spirits all “masochists”? A foul-mouthed System with a screw loose, and A Dan, who has a screw loose too. And so, this foul-mouthed, heavily armored mage appeared in the magical world. —Reads—Score—Shelves
  19. 69 The System Told Me to Revise Web Novels, but the Readers Went Wild Shipping the Characters 系统让我修网文读者却磕疯了 Modern Romance400k WordsCompleted The System bound itself to a flop author and tossed me into the web novel I wrote into a mess to fix its toxic plot points In a campus novel, an academic star reduced to a romance catalyst? Change it! In a palace-intrigue novel, a body-double trope turned into a life-or-death game? Tear it apart! In a nation-building novel, a humble hero rises to power by building a harem? Kick it out! I meant to stick to fixing the plot, but an accidental edit hit the readers' sweet spot: The aloof top student —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  20. 70 Back to Dali: My Name Is Jiang Nan 重回大力,我名姜楠 Urban330k WordsOngoing A Great Power fanfic: starting over in a new life with a regret-erasing pill. No System. The early chapters lay the groundwork, develop the romance, and make up for past regrets; later, the protagonist wreaks havoc across the starry skies. The comedy is still there, and so are the reaction images. Jiang Nan takes the regret-erasing pill, creating a parallel universe. Jiang Nan becomes Jiang Nan, a woman who carries Jiang Nan’s memories. How will she recreate the dreamlike reality? This journey i 351Reads—Score—Shelves
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  21. 71 Lord of a Thousand Lies: I Used AI to Become a God 万谎之主:我靠AI骗成了神 Eastern Fantasy96k WordsOngoing Other people transmigrate with cultivation techniques, a System, or divine beasts. Lin Yi transmigrates with an AI. An AI called “Honest Man” never speaks. It only calculates. This world is absurd: lies are power, and you get stronger by deceiving people. The nobles preach benevolence and morality while wallowing in depravity. The Church promises eternal life if you believe, then turns around and sells you out. Even street beggars have eight hundred tricks up their sleeves. Fooled from the start —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  22. 72 The Comments Exploded: I Saved the Earth with a Heating Pad 弹幕炸了:我用暖宝宝拯救地球 Mystery85k WordsOngoing [Infinite Flow + Modern Urban High Martial Arts + Wild Imagination + Sweet Romance + One Female Lead + Bullet Comments + Face-Slapping] Who understands the despair of an overworked office drone? I, Lin Mo, collapsed from working overtime, only to wake up inside a “Node Crisis.” Viewers around the world watched me fight monsters through bullet comments. A villain brandished an electromagnetic cannon and shouted, “You’re dead!” There was even a mole among my teammates. But when I searched through —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  23. 73 You’re the Crazy One. Call Me the Thunderbolt Emperor 你才是神经病,请叫我雷电法王 Urban142k WordsOngoing At Huai Tree Park, beneath a thousand-year-old locust tree. Li Tianci stood holding an umbrella, waiting for his girlfriend, when a bolt of lightning suddenly struck him. He was left completely blackened, his hair standing on end, white smoke puffing from his mouth. When Li Tianci woke up in the hospital, he discovered that not only was he completely unharmed, he could also release lightning. But only he could see it, and it had no effect on anyone else. Then one day, beneath the thousand-year-o 42Reads—Score—Shelves
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  24. 74 The Insane, Heaven-Defying Brick! 疯批逆天大板砖! 35k WordsCompleted A crazed, heaven-defying brick! 24Reads—Score—Shelves
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  25. 75 The Mad Ancestor: Gods Line Up to Rub My Feet 疯批老祖:神明排队给我挠脚心 14k WordsCompleted Unhinged Ancestor: The gods line up to tickle the soles of my feet 19Reads—Score—Shelves
  26. 76 Lin Daiyu: Ugh! I’m in a Hurry! 《林黛玉:讨厌!老娘赶时间!》 Female-Channel Fanfiction17k WordsCompleted Lin Daiyu: Ugh! I'm in a hurry! 7Reads—Score—Shelves
  27. 77 Those Idiotic Novels from Back Then 那些年智障的小说 Sci-Fi & Apocalypse318k WordsCompleted My new work is out! Welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves
  28. 78 Supernatural Awakening: I Can Become a Demon King 诡异复苏:我能化身大妖 Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted [Ghost Stories + Journey to the West + Hilarious Comedy + Sunny Boy + Mental Illness + Positive-Energy Sayings] As the supernatural revived and the uncanny world fell into chaos, Jiang Chen awakened the Demon Transformation System. By provoking emotional fluctuations in ghosts and monsters, he could absorb ghost energy and use it to draw Demon Transformation Cards, taking on the forms of great demons from Journey to the West. Faced with all kinds of violent, savage, strange, and sinister ghost 231.6kReads9.5Score28.5kShelves
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  29. 79 I Just Want to Destroy the Sect, So How Did I Become a God Against All Odds? 我只想毁灭宗门,咋逆天成神了 Eastern Fantasy7.5M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 82.2kReads9.3Score5.8kShelves
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  30. 80 Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播:修真界变沙雕,关我何事? Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 40.8kReads9.2Score4.4kShelves
  31. 81 I Only Wanted to Die, So How Did I Become Famous and Successful? 我一心求死,怎么功成名就了? Historical1.9M WordsOngoing [Ensemble Cast + Political Scheming + Menace + Humor + No System + Not Invincible] [This book has a martial arts power system, but the protagonist has no combat skills. If you only like effortless power fantasies, please look elsewhere.] After nine lifetimes of reincarnation, Mu Qingbai has just one more to go before he can return to his homeland with everything accumulated over all ten lives. Falsely accused and thrown in prison from the start, he is about to be executed after autumn. He’s read 20kReads8.7Score1.2kShelves
  32. 82 You’re Already This Savage! Why Hit Once and Run? 都这么凶残了!还敲一棍就跑? Urban44k WordsOngoing The Golden-Hooped Cudgel, a weapon that obeys its wielder's every whim! Qin Bai transmigrates into another world. His parents are dead, and his younger sister is missing. The only thing he has with him is an unremarkable iron rod. Beasts roam unchecked, night demons run rampant, and the gods look down upon the entire world. Ruthless people everywhere awaken all kinds of supernatural abilities, but Qin Bai can't awaken one himself. Luckily, his iron rod is called the Iron Staff, and his master is —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  33. 83 Ten Days to the End 十日终焉 Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.7MReads9.9Score231.4kShelves
  34. 84 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人,你们说我是祸害? Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 43.1kReads9.3Score3.3kShelves
  35. 85 How I Was Forced to Become an Awakened One 关于我被迫成为觉醒者那档事 Urban3.1M WordsOngoing (Urban + comedy + shameless schemer + irreverent + no contrived drama) “Young man, what are your thoughts?” Faced with the inheritance of a Great Emperor, Liu Hanmeng answered sincerely, “I want to go home.” Blue Star changed, and awakened people rose to prominence. All kinds of dangerous opportunities followed one after another. Liu Hanmeng, an ordinary young man with nothing going for him, never wanted to compete for supremacy, but was forced to shoulder the task of saving Blue Star. Worst of 2.5kReads9.0Score209Shelves
  36. 86 Wicked Cauldron 邪鼎 Eastern Fantasy9.1M WordsOngoing There is a cauldron in this world called the Demon King Cauldron, capable of burying all living things under heaven. There is a dog in this world called the Wicked Dog of the East Sea, capable of breaking through the underworld's deepest reaches. Su Fan is born with a useless spiritual physique and the fate of an ordinary mortal, with no chance to cultivate. That is, until the day he meets the Wicked Dog of the East Sea... "Trust me, being a great demon king is the way to get ahead." "No way. I 148.5kReads9.0Score12.3kShelves
  37. 87 Awakened by Heavenly Treasures: I Can Engrave Anything 天物觉醒:我能刻印一切 Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Publication Contract Signed, Safe to Read][Tales of Youth][Everyone Has Common Sense][Absolutely Wonderful][Magic][Distinctive Characters][No Female Lead] My name is Jin Feichen. Draped in the twilight of my youth, I once thought I would muddle through life, relying on taxpayers to support me forever. I thought that would be my fate. However, all of that came to an end on a rainy afternoon. Youth is a grand stage. On that evening when rain poured down in torrents, the stage reached out to me, a 311.2kReads9.5Score28.4kShelves
  38. 88 The Real Young Master Worked Too Hard, and Drove His Whole Family to Despair 真少爷太勤快,却让全家崩溃了 20k WordsCompleted The Real Young Master Is So Diligent, He Drives His Whole Family to the Breaking Point 4.6kReads—Score115Shelves
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  39. 89 After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后,她连夜攻读月嫂手册 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate 21.4kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
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  40. 90 Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多,我靠沙雕做大哥 Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts 13.6kReads9.5Score2.3kShelves
  41. 91 Be Silly, Be Strong, and Rule the Variety Shows 沙雕当自强,综艺上称王 Modern Romance156k WordsOngoing [Goofy + unhinged humor + entertainment industry + washed-up celebrity + livestreamed variety show + comedy + sweet romance] [An unhinged heroine who goes from a washed-up nobody to a major star × an unhinged hero who’s always been a top-tier star from an illustrious family] Shen Huaiyu transmigrates into a book. She lands in a story about a rich heiress whose identity has been switched at birth, set in the entertainment industry. Unfortunately, she’s the vicious second female lead. Fortuna 102Reads7.9Score—Shelves

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