Are There Any Funny Novels Over a Million Words Long? 有没有搞笑类型的小说啊 百万字以上的！

1. 1 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 43.9kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves

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   This was supposed to be a lighthearted and funny story, so captivating you couldn't stop watching. The protagonist transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, only to find his mountain occupied and him struggling to make a living. He's spotted by a TV show and single-handedly helps the show take off. A worshipper asks, "Master, may we swear?" Fang Yang replies, "Swearing clears your mind; keeping it inside only makes your heart dirty! Let me tell you, some people are destined to be cursed. Cursing them helps them, it's a great act of merit!"

2. 2 我 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 52.3kReads9.3Score5.2kShelves

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   Funny, just two words: funny

3. 3 还 I Have Three Months Left to Live, So Let Me Die in Peace 还剩三个月命，请让我从容赴死 Reclining in the North高卧北Urban169k WordsCompleted From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While 166.5kReads9.8Score19.1kShelves

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   Although it's a short story, it's absolutely hilarious and worth watching.

4. 4 我 My Sect Has Eleven Graves 我的门派有十一座坟 Ten Lifetimes, This Life十世今生Mystery997k WordsCompleted Fantasy and the supernatural, with a lighthearted, humorous tone and a touch of horror. My name is Zhang Shiyi. I have ten senior brothers, so my name is Zhang Shiyi. But all ten of my senior brothers are dead. They’re lying in the graves outside. What? My master? He’s dead too. The biggest, roundest grave is his. Haha~ Well, congratulations, then~ Get ready to sing: Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations to you, hey! Congratulations, congratulations to you~ 24.6kReads9.1Score2kShelves

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   The million-word novel is complete; I read it all in one go.

5. 5 直 Livestream: Shady Merchants Run the Moment They See Me 直播：黑心商家见了我就跑 June Twelfth六月十二Urban453k WordsCompleted [Livestream] [Multiple Heroines] [Exposés] [System] Jiang Ye is a small-time livestream seller in a parallel world. While shamelessly promoting products for a crooked merchant, he becomes bound to an exposé System. Every exposé earns him money and skills. From then on, crooked merchants are out of his life... Merchant: Jiang Ye's a real bastard. He'll expose anything! Netizens: Streamer, you're awesome! From now on, even if you sell dog shit, I'll buy it! Platform: Make Jiang Ye the biggest infl 38Reads7.0Score—Shelves

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   These are all fine.

6. 6 大 Great Qin: The Divine Rankings Appear, and I Get Exposed for Trying to Lay Low 大秦：神榜现世，苟不住的我被曝光了 Qiao Mu11乔木11Anime Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + extreme extrovert + shameless + System + invincible] He transmigrates into The Legend of Qin and encounters a whole host of big shots, including Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao, and Donghuang Taiyi. His innate gift for socializing soon helps him thrive, while also making him infamous… Ying Zheng: “Wang Xuan is the most shameless rascal in all of the Great Qin. I will brook no argument…” 35.8kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves
7. 7 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 13.1kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves
8. 8 皇 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Historical2.7M WordsCompleted [Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave 228.3kReads9.5Score28.1kShelves
9. 9 御 Beast Taming Awakens: Twelve Talismans as a Starting Reward 御兽复苏：开局奖励十二符咒 Seven Pancakes in One Night一夜七张饼Urban211k WordsCompleted Zeng Heng transmigrates to a parallel world where spiritual qi revival has made beast taming a part of everyday life. He unexpectedly obtains a Pet Beast Training System, which rewards him with the Twelve Talismans from the start! He thought that with a System, he could crush all the immortals and gods. But it turns out to be a deranged System with a few screws loose! [Detected that the Phantom Butterfly is too weak. Embedding the Ox Talisman: immense strength] [Detected that the Phantom Butterf 39Reads7.2Score—Shelves

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   Two super funny books, I laughed so hard my abs hurt in the middle of the night!

10. 10 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 178.3kReads9.7Score21.4kShelves
11. 11 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score834Shelves

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    I highly recommend the first one, it's really good.

12. 12 鬼 The Ghost's Knocking Was So Loud, the Neighbors Came Over to Beat Me Up 鬼敲门声音太大竟引来邻居毒打 Fleece-Lined Long Johns秋裤加绒Mystery542k WordsCompleted Hear a ghost knocking on your door at night? Don't panic. Call the neighbors and ask them to come claim the “takeout.” Run into a vengeful ghost demanding blood money at a crossroads? Just drop the cash into the Buddha's merit box. A Ghost King disguises himself as a delivery guy and kills people at random. Who knew the delivery would be to the place where the patriarch of Longhu Mountain was in seclusion? After transmigrating to a supernatural world, Li Yi awakened the Unconventional Celestial 10kReads9.2Score726Shelves
13. 13 我 I'm a Mental Patient, and I Bind My Fate to the Nation from the Start 我乃精神病，开局绑国运 I Predicted Your Prediction我预判了你的预判Urban471k WordsCompleted National fortune + mental illness + international war + comedy + invincibility Every country selects one lucky player, binds them to their nation, and sends them to take part in this survival show in a forbidden zone! Resources seized inside the forbidden zone are manifested in the real world a hundredfold! Xu Lang, a man with a National Fortune Survival System, becomes Longguo's chosen player! When the people of Longguo discover that Xu Lang is mentally ill, the whole nation falls into despair: 606Reads8.5Score102Shelves
14. 14 精 When the Mental Patient Shows Up, Even the Ghosts Don’t Know What to Do 精神病一来，给鬼整不会了都 Elephant Takes On Bear大象怼狗熊Urban556k WordsCompleted Qin Chu became the top celebrity at Mancang City Mental Hospital thanks to an achievement no other patient could match: he peed on the city’s largest transformer, causing a citywide blackout that lasted two days. He was practically cooked by the electricity, yet somehow came out just fine. 2.9kReads8.6Score308Shelves
15. 15 当 When a Goofball Becomes the Heroine of an Angsty Romance 当沙雕穿成虐文女主 On the Strings of the Clear Moon清月弦上Modern Romance610k WordsCompleted Lu Zhiyao woke up as the real daughter in a novel, only to find that her parents doted on the fake daughter, Lu Qianqian. Worse still, she discovered she was the heroine of a tragic romance! The male lead would treat her with utter contempt, yet she’d still act like a lovesick puppy? Her biological parents and fake sister would torment her, yet she’d still forgive them? Lu Zhiyao declared, “Anyone who follows the original plot is a dog!” Every day, Lu Zhiyao got three chances to change the plot 1.2kReads9.1Score143Shelves
16. 16 法 Outlaw: This Criminal Doesn’t Spare Even Ghosts 法外狂徒：这个罪犯连鬼也不放过 Fleece-Lined Long Johns秋裤加绒Urban712k WordsCompleted In an age when the supernatural is returning, vicious ghosts are appearing all over the city. Just out of prison, Chu Bei looks serious. “Officer, does the country allow me to commit crimes against ghosts?” The Life-Taking Ghost: “Spirit Management Bureau? I'd like to report a crime. Someone stole my kidneys. Yes, both of them are gone.” The Ghost Vendor: “Is there any justice in this world? I'm just a watermelon seller, and he asked me if my melons were ripe!” The Zombie King from some mass gra 265Reads9.2Score103Shelves
17. 17 谁EN Who Taught Him to Cultivate Like This? 谁教他这么修仙的？ Ling Duoqing令多情Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsCompleted [Blue Star, evil cultivators, no harem, invincible protagonist, comedy, goofball humor, transmigration. If that bothers you, don't read.] [An established author’s new book, backed by twenty million characters of experience. I like setting up plot threads, so if something seems unreasonable, give it a few chapters.] A new disciple who had just joined the sect rushed in, panicking: “Master, this is terrible! Big Brother robbed someone!” “Don’t make such a fuss. Your senior brother is securing bene 93.2kReads8.8Score8.6kShelves

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    Super beautiful!

18. 18 开 Serving Poisonous Chicken Soup on Livestream from the Start, I Almost Made the Audience Die Laughing 开局直播毒鸡汤，差点笑死观众 Blending Into the Dust浑光同尘Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + Comedy + Everyday Life + “Healing” + Wild Card + Reclusive Oddball] Wang Shifeng transmigrated to a world where depression was rampant under relentless pressure. Naturally kind-hearted, he decided to heal this miserable world with his own optimism and humor. To a fan who was frustrated with life, he offered this heartfelt advice: “Hang in there. Once you're done suffering in this life, you can start suffering in the next!” To fans afraid of being crushed by the rat race, he eager 13kReads8.9Score821Shelves

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    This book is hilarious! You'll definitely make a profit after reading it! ✧ෆ◞◟˃̶̤⌄˂̶̤⋆Biubiu

19. 19 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 60.8kReads8.7Score6.4kShelves

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    Those who are weak or frail should not read this book. If you laugh so hard you get a stomach cramp, be rushed to the hospital. Don't blame me if I didn't warn you.

20. 20 开 Sold from the Start, I Forge My Path to Victory in the Prince's Manor 开局被卖，我在王府开启逆袭之路 Cang Jiao苍蛟Ancient Romance2.6M WordsOngoing [Scheming Young Lord vs. Purehearted Girl + Innate Herculean Strength + Lighthearted + No Angst] A Nu was born into a family so poor they could barely afford to eat. When her younger siblings both fell ill at the same time and the family had no money at all, she had no choice but to sell herself as a servant to the Guangling Prince’s household. She’d heard that the masters of wealthy families were hard to please, and that if one of them took a fancy to her and made her a concubine, the principal 73.1kReads8.8Score3.6kShelves

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    Novels that are easy to shoot videos

21. 21 重 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 137.3kReads9.6Score14.4kShelves

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    Full of witty remarks and laughs, absolutely hilarious! A must-have for when you're feeling down. Watch Sheng Wenyin roast everyone and everything, her sharp tongue and humor are just too much. A group of die-hard fans say: "Only we can roast Sheng Wenyin." Wenyin doesn't care about anyone, except for Qi Si.

22. 22 让 I Asked You to Scavenge, and You Found a Nuclear Bomb? 让你捡破烂，你捡出来核弹？ Two Meals a Day一天饿两顿Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Feel-good] [Comedy] [Livestream] [No Romance] [Lighthearted] Su Yun transmigrates into a parallel world and joins the show The Strongest Challenger, where he draws the job of “scrap collector.” From the moment he finds a Type 38 rifle, things start getting weird. Police: “You’re just a scrap collector, so why are you always running into corpses?” Online viewers: “I told you to collect scrap, not solve crimes!” Military: “Holy crap! A pilgrimage of beasts! The Imperial Seal! The tomb of a Qin dy 19.3kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves

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    Great book alert! Follow me and you'll never run out of reading material! The protagonist transmigrates to a parallel world. At the start, the world collapses, but he gains a system. Through the system, he collects all sorts of bizarre and wonderful things, eventually shocking the world and becoming the ultimate bargain hunter. The protagonist transmigrates to a parallel world, starting with the system's assistance. He roams the wilderness, witnessing various wild animals live, and ultimately becomes a Wild God through the system.

23. 23 直 Travel Livestream: The Animal World I Filmed Went Viral 直播旅行：我拍摄的动物世界爆火 Perfectly Round Immortal浑圆真人Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Outdoor Livestreaming + System + Animals + Food + Relaxed and Leisurely + No Female Lead] Kuang Yeyuan is an educational content creator who accidentally activates a livestreaming System. Driven by his love of wild plants and animals, he makes his first stop at the East African Great Grasslands. Unexpectedly, his first wave of followers comes thanks to the grasslands’ second-in-command. Who would’ve guessed that Kuang Ye would claim his first livestream reward just for setting a giraffe’s bones 12.2kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves
24. 24 你 You’re a Game Designer, So Why Are You Filing Reports at the Police Station Every Day? 你个游戏设计师，天天警局备案？ Call Me Great Lord叫我大官人Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Extremely Illegal] [Come Get Me] [Not Human] [Livestream Meme Mayhem] [Hilarious] PS: This is a lighthearted, funny story full of livestream antics and memes. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chu Sheng awakens a god-tier game designer System. He gets streamers and viewers worked up, earns emotional points, and unlocks more games. But Chu Sheng discovers that every game he unlocks is way too illegal! He unlocks Thief Simulator and makes Dai Xiaomei cry. But the robbery is so realistic t 25.4kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves
25. 25 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: It Begins When My Pocket Comes to Life 灵气复苏:从裤兜成精开始 Ah Zao“啊早”Urban702k WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + System + comedy + supernatural powers] Zhang Xuan transmigrates to Blue Star, where everyone has a chance to awaken supernatural powers… I can’t freaking make this up anymore! All you need to know is that neither the protagonist nor the System is any good! (P.S. This is my first time writing, so it’s still pretty rough. There may be issues with the logic and such, so please bear with me! The author’s writing might be a little awkward at first, so readers, hang in th 168Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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    It's better to watch it as a lighthearted and funny watch!

26. 26 别 Come On, There Are No Such Things as Monsters! 别逗了，哪儿有什么妖魔鬼怪！ Good Wine Fears No Deep Alley酒香不怕巷子深Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [System] [Delusions] [Comedy] [Spiritual Qi Revival] Jiang Yunfeng transmigrates with a System, but loses contact with it after arriving in the new world. Gradually, he discovers that there are no demons or monsters in this world at all! A hanging ghost? Just a girl who likes sticking out her tongue and making faces! A fox spirit? Isn't that just a little fox dog that loves to twist and turn around? Cultivators? A bunch of delusional people gesturing in midair as if they were unleashing ultimate 1.2kReads8.7Score100Shelves

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    This book is an absolute gem! A true gem of a Dihua-style meme king! Packed with wildly imaginative ideas and guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.

27. 27 网 Online Game: I Maxed Out My Luck 网游之我把幸运点满了 A Fame-Seeking Nobody沽名钓誉之徒Sports1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + wild imagination + gaming + ridiculous antics + passion + leveling up] Invincible from the start? No such thing. Being ridiculous from the start is the real deal. (This is a comedy about a total goofball. The first few chapters are setup, and there’s a lot of it, so bear with me.) Protagonist Jiang Feng: His thought process is anything but normal. He’s a complete goofball with painfully low intelligence, and he often does things no normal person could. Picked the wrong ID from the s 24.5kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves

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    Both of these are comedies, and both are over a million words long; they're quite good.

28. 28 灌 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Anime Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 931Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    Thank you, princes and princesses, for your appreciation!

29. 29 我 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Urban648k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 600Reads—Score102Shelves
30. 30 我 My Immortal Cultivation Journey Is Bursting with Spring! 我的修仙之路，春意盎然哪！ Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Eastern Fantasy343k WordsOngoing [Immortal Cultivation] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Mythology] [Monsters and Spirits] [Fantasy] [Cultivation] My name is Li Po. After being reborn, I became Zhu Bajie's disciple by a twist of fate, inherited his teachings, and entered the world of immortal cultivation through his introduction. Immortal cultivation, comedy, daily life, and a bevy of beauties have become the defining features of my cultivation journey, because I know full well that my way of cultivating is nothing —Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 31 我 I Grow Stronger Whenever I’m Attacked by the Supernatural 我受到诡异攻击就变强 Spring Breeze, Little Jade Lad春风小玉郎Urban1.0M WordsCompleted The vengeful ghost looks utterly desperate. “What more do you want from me? What?” Xu Yan points to his own chest. “Come on, hit me here.” “Ding! The Host has been attacked by a supernatural entity. Strength +1, +1, +1...” “Ding! You found someone else’s life-buying money at the door. Finders keepers, and your vitality increases by +1, +1, +1...” Orange Melon 1.9kReads8.7Score156Shelves

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    Haha, it's all funny.

32. 32 我 I Can Take the Toughest Beatings 我能抗住最毒的打 Old Hoop老箍Urban5.4M WordsOngoing [System + spiritual qi revival + comedy + urban life] Ding! Your body has been struck by a fist. Iron Body +1, Combat Skills +1! Ding! You've been hit by a qi-and-blood attack. Qi and Blood +1! Ding! You've been hit by a fire attack. Fire Resistance +1! Ding! Iron Body has evolved into an Indestructible Golden Body... Ding! Indestructible Golden Body has evolved into an Ancient Primordial Body... Jiang Du laughs arrogantly: “I'm not singling you out. I'm saying every one of you here is trash. If 4.1kReads8.8Score370Shelves
33. 33 人 I’m at an Internet Cafe: This Place Really Is Cursed! 人在网吧：这里果然有毒！ Wu Xia Er Meng吴下二蒙Eastern Fantasy918k WordsCompleted Su Ran transmigrates to a fantasy world with a Super Internet Cafe System. While other transmigrators are busy using cheats to turn their lives around, he quietly teaches people how to play games: Monster Hunter, Stardew Valley, The Legend of Sword and Fairy, Dynasty Warriors, Dark Souls... When he suddenly looks back, it seems everyone in the other world has become addicted to the internet. 1.3kReads8.2Score102Shelves
34. 34 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.1kReads9.7Score43.5kShelves

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    Trust me! You won't regret it! (Laughing like a pig in the middle of the night)

35. 35 为 A Commentary on This Wonderful Otherworld 为美好的异世界献上吐槽 Xiao Luo Wushuang小落无双Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted [Funny + lighthearted + witty banter] I’m Yun Shu, a transmigrator who loves peace and excels at witty comebacks! My dream is to find a long-haired, straight-haired goddess who’s equally at home entertaining guests and cooking, then live a quiet life with her. But in reality, all I get is a jerk of a System mocking me three times a day, sometimes even giving me an extra serving. So, to stop that thing from mocking me, I set out on a passionate journey to become the strongest in the world. Well.. 40.2kReads9.0Score3.1kShelves

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    Not laughing You're looking for me.

36. 36 快 Run! Our Senior Brother Has a Few Screws Loose! 快逃，咱家大师兄脑子有坑！ Paper Fan纸扇Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Liu Suifeng, who loved nothing more than a lazy life, transmigrated into a xianxia world and became the eldest disciple of the Shushan Sword Sect! But... What? I'm the dignified eldest disciple, and you want me to suck up to the second junior brother? He's the protagonist? What? The sign-in System gave me a bottle of Happy Fat House Water? You want me to fight evil cultivators with soda? What? If I stick with the protagonist, I'll get a share of the rewards and won't have to work hard? Fine, I'l 3.4kReads7.4Score706Shelves

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    Different tastes, please don't criticize if you don't like it.

37. 37 我 I Only Tried to Get Myself Killed Once, and I’m Rewarded with a Chaos Constitution? 我才作死一次，就奖励混沌体？ A Stranger in the Mortal World陌路红尘Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [System + Scheming + Comedy + Subverting Expectations + Daring to Die] Lin Bei transmigrates to the Desolate Ancient Continent and gets himself a Super Dare-to-Die System. From then on, if there’s a way to die, he’ll take it. And if there isn’t, he’ll make one! A wild Saintess has appeared up ahead? Lin Bei: Leave her to me! Everyone who enters the Desolate Ancient Secret Realm is doomed to die? Lin Bei: Leave it to me! An immortal has descended, and his mount is a plump, gorgeous crane at the p 5.6kReads8.3Score618Shelves

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    📖❤️‍🔥💬 Don't let time slip away, for life is only good for reading! The first book mainly talks about: [System + Cunning + Humor + Anti-Routine + Suicidal]. Lin Bei transmigrates to the ancient continent and happily acquires a super suicidal system. ... I have a gourd of wine to soothe the weariness of life. I have a book to comfort my heart! 🍎🍐🍎 May you have the vastness of the stars in your heart, may time not betray your youth, may all your wishes come true, and may all your paths be smooth.

38. 38 说 So Much for Brotherhood: It's Fine to Screw You Over, Right? 说好的兄弟情深，坑一下没事吧？ Sleepy Little Lion睡不醒的小狮Urban438k WordsCompleted [Meme-filled, master-level trolls who never behave like decent people, setting traps and launching sneak attacks. A whole gang of ruthless thugs and bandits, for a lighthearted laugh!] [Funny from Chapter One! This is a ridiculous comedy, so come on in if you’re looking for a good time!] With the revival of spiritual qi, Awakened have become the absolute core of the world! Lin Beitian has always wanted to become an Awakened, but instead he gets the “Stop Acting Human” System. As long as he’s sha 7.3kReads8.1Score535Shelves
39. 39 笑 This Is Hilarious! Everyone Wants This Guy Dead 笑疯了！这哥们人人喊打 Leisurely Evening Breeze晚风悠人Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Funny + lighthearted + wicked + absurd + at war with the whole world + come in for a laugh] Ling Chen is a born troublemaker whom everyone naturally dislikes. A fortune-teller said his fate was so harsh that his father would die when he was three, his mother would be doomed when he was seven, and he would never have a complete family. So his father ran away, and his mother cut ties with him too. After finally making it into college, Ling Chen is hated by the entire school and sent to the fronti 35.8kReads7.8Score3kShelves
40. 40 缺 Being a Jerk Feels Great Once, and It Feels Great Every Time 缺德一时爽，一直缺德一直爽 Kicks Nursing Homes脚踢敬老院Urban722k WordsCompleted Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he’s become a taxi driver taking part in a reality show. Beautiful passenger: “Driver, do you believe in love at first sight?” Su Yang: “I do. I just hope the police believe it too!” Beautiful passenger: “Driver, do you believe in love?” Su Yang: “Cash or QR code?” Beautiful passenger: “Driver, how many days does the poem say it takes to return from Jiangling, a thousand li away?” Su Yang: “A thousand li to Jiangling? You won’t be back 2.2kReads6.5Score235Shelves
41. 41 系 System: The Savage Lands Crown Princess Just Wants to Herd Sheep 系统：蛮荒太子妃只想放羊 Song Xiangbai宋象白Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Also known as The Ambition Isn't Great: Just You and the World A Qi is clever and innocent. Her eldest brother is honest and just wants enough to eat; her second brother is sharp and wants to see the world. Their aunt is always fierce when chopping wood, their father is a wonderful cook, and their grandfather can recognize twenty characters, though he gets thirteen of them wrong. Their ambitions weren't great, but somehow they ended up winning the world. Content warnings: ... 30.2kReads9.6Score3.8kShelves

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42. 42 这 This Protagonist Won't Take Orders, So I'm Done 这届主角不服管，老子不干了 Maple Drifts Past Chang'an枫过长安Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit! 100.2kReads9.6Score11.4kShelves

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    All scored above 9 points

43. 43 西 Journey to the West: A Nine-to-Five Job in the Celestial Court 西游：人在天庭，朝九晚五 Snow Mountain Atractylodes雪山白术Eastern Fantasy5.1M WordsOngoing “Your Majesty, disaster! All our Heavenly Soldiers and Generals have been beaten flat! Sun Wukong is coming for us!” “Your Majesty, there’s a turn of events! Chu Hao, the Prison God of the Three Realms, is beating Sun Wukong senseless. He’s even crushed the other demon kings!” “Your Majesty, the Prison God has suddenly stopped… He’s run off!” The Jade Emperor excitedly slaps the imperial dragon carriage. “What’s going on?” “It’s the hour of the rooster, Your Majesty.” “He’s… off work.” The Jade 1.9kReads8.8Score390Shelves
44. 44 我 I Get All My Cultivation Techniques by Scavenging 我的功法全靠捡 Million-Strong Single-Player King百万单机王Eastern Fantasy4.9M WordsCompleted [Host picked up 10 points of Azure Dragon bloodline] [Host picked up an ancient remnant manual: Chaos Five-Spirit Art.] Pick up the strongest runes from an incomparable beauty? Pick up peerless cultivation techniques just by passing a cave? Lin Chen transmigrates to a fantasy world and gains the Heavenly Dao Loot System. In a world teeming with powerful experts, Lin Chen gets everything he needs, from cultivation techniques and combat skills to divine weapons, bloodlines, and runes, simply by pi 4.7kReads9.2Score640Shelves
45. 45 我 I Went to Cultivate Immortality After Failing the College Entrance Exam 我，高考落榜后去修仙 Salted Fish Emperor咸鱼大帝Urban2.7M WordsCompleted After failing the college entrance exams, Lin En awakened a Tycoon Cultivation System. “Ding! The System has issued a task: Host, break through to the Nascent Soul Realm within five minutes!” “Task failure penalty: 999 Nine-Turn Divine Soul Pills and one Immortal's Training Ground!” Lin En figured he could only grit his teeth and accept the penalty for failing this task! “Ding! The System has issued another task: Break through to the Nascent Soul Realm within ten minutes! Failure will result in 13.3kReads8.9Score1.3kShelves
46. 46 重 Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子，靠收破烂成亿万富豪 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban444k WordsCompleted A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared 10.9kReads6.3Score863Shelves

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    Come on! Read this hilarious novel and have a good laugh!

47. 47 别 Everyone Else Transmigrates into a Book to Beat It, but I Only Want to Die 别人穿书求通关，我穿书一心求死 Unyielding Sweet Potato不屈地瓜Historical491k WordsCompleted [Unhinged comedy, fun and games, System, endless transmigration into books, seeking death, the Myriad Worlds] The moment the damn System dragged him into a book, Qin Feng nearly broke down. He’d just bought a lottery ticket and won the jackpot: a hundred million! What? He had to finish the plot and clear the book to return to the real world? Otherwise, he’d be sent into another book on the next round? Well, fine. No big deal. He could wait a few more days. Wait! Are you kidding me? It takes nine 221Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Crazy/Funny/System/Infinite Transmigration/Death-Seeking/Multiverse] The protagonist wins a hundred million in the lottery, but is forced into an infinite cycle of transmigrating through various worlds. Only a reasonable death can return him to the real world... So the protagonist desperately tries to die, but he never succeeds. He can only keep traveling between different worlds.

48. 48 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Have a Million Resurrection Coins 灵气复苏:我有百万复活币 Yu the Old Bandit钰老贼Urban679k WordsCompleted The age of spiritual qi revival arrives, and the fortunate awaken all kinds of supernatural abilities. Su Yu, meanwhile, gets a million revival coins from the start. Every time he uses one, he randomly gains one of his opponent’s skills, or even their supernatural ability! Su Yu: Even if I can’t keep winning, I can keep losing! I’ll still keep getting stronger. Doesn’t that make you mad? 674Reads8.2Score100Shelves

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    Although it didn't reach a million seeds, it's still edible (mine, mine!).

49. 49 请 Excuse Me, Do You Have a Corpse at Home? 请问你家有尸体吗 Zhuozhuo着着Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [A laugh-out-loud story, don't let the title fool you] A sorceress from another world was hit by a rock and landed in ours. She spent two hundred years stuck inside it. At last, she borrowed the body of a woman in a vegetative state to get out and stretch her legs, but she was born with Conan's knack for stumbling into mysteries. What? The beautiful female ghost's body was chopped to pieces! The pure, innocent college student's body was soaked and bloated! This world is out to get me! But I can' 1.2kReads9.3Score185Shelves

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    A lighthearted and humorous ghost-hunting novel for female readers. The cover looks scary, but once you open it, it's surprisingly good! The strengths are the author's wild imagination, witty writing, and numerous short, episodic stories about ghosts, offering both laughter and tears. The downside is that while I personally think the male lead is great, some people might not, but it doesn't affect the overall quality. He transforms into a sword spirit around chapter 100, so if that bothers you, don't read it.

50. 50 报 Report to the Prince Regent: The Boss Specializes in Treating Infertility 报告摄政王：大佬她专治不孕不育 Cloud Brocade Magpie云锦鹊Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted The heir to the Xuanling family unexpectedly becomes the most beloved legitimate daughter of the Chancellor’s household from a thousand years ago. Mu Youyue has mastered the art of Xuanling to perfection. She can command ghosts, revive the dead, and restore flesh to bones. She clearly has the pampered, laid-back life of a beloved darling all laid out, yet people keep showing up to get themselves killed. Very well, with time on her hands, she might as well... Sharpen her blade with one hand and c 6.3kReads9.4Score917Shelves

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    These two books were written by the same author, and the art style is especially hilarious. There's not any angst at all. I recommend reading the first book first. The comments section of the second book has a fantastic crossover with the first book. It's true that talented people always emerge from the comments section, lol!

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