Looking for Quick Transmigration Stories That'll Make Me Laugh Until I Can't Breathe 找笑到岔气的快穿文

1. 201 瓜 The Gossip King Spills the Beans, and the Whole Elite Circle Hears My Thoughts 瓜王爆料，全豪门界听我心声吃瓜 The Chili Pepper Is So Busy辣椒很忙呀Modern Romance570k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + Mind Reading + Gossip + CEO + System + Twisted Gossip + Extreme Tastes] Su Jianjian transmigrates into a book as the daughter of a wealthy family. Other people get a golden finger when they transmigrate into a book. She gets shackled to a domineering System. On her first day awake. Her mother is showering her with concern. [Oh my dear mom, the butler is trying to steal your husband! He took advantage of Dad being drunk...] Mrs. Su: ?! Hearing the news, Mr. Su rushes 311Reads7.5Score—Shelves
2. 202 奶 The Whole Family Devours Gossip After Hearing the Little Dumpling’s Thoughts 奶团子被读心后，全家吃瓜吃撑了 Qingfeng Lingling清风铃玲Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + Gossip System + Beloved by All + Feel-Good Story + Pocket Dimension + Hilariously Unhinged] Luo Ranran, a 500-year-old ginseng spirit, still couldn't cultivate a human form. Since she loved gossip, she spent every day eavesdropping on heavenly gossip, earning herself the nickname “walking gossip expert.” The Old Lord of the Southern Pole was at his wits' end, so he reluctantly (and briskly) kicked the little ginseng spirit down to the mortal realm. The little ginseng spirit becam 5.1kReads9.0Score817Shelves
3. 203 要 Oh No! I Went to Meet the Emperor with My Parents and Accidentally Blurted Out My Inner Thoughts 要命！随爹娘面圣，不小心爆心声 Carefree Young Master Zhao逍遥赵公子Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + mind reading + System + golden finger + spoiled heroine + play the pig to eat the tiger + comedy + gossip + big talk + sharp comebacks + goofy antics] In her previous life, Song Yaoyao was an orphan. After completing a combined bachelor's, master's, and doctoral program, she became a military doctor. Still young, she worked herself to death in the operating room and was then born into the fictional Tianfeng Kingdom. In this life, Song Yaoyao's father is a fourth-rank vice minis 87.3kReads8.8Score7.2kShelves
4. 204 豪 After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后，瓜田里都是猹 Leisurely and Carefree悠悠哉又哉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan 29.1kReads9.2Score3.9kShelves
5. 205 朝 A Loudmouth Has Joined the Court, and No One Can Shut Him Up 朝堂来了个大喇叭，堵都堵不住 Qian Yue淺月Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Completed) Also known as: Slacking Off and Enjoying the Gossip: The Entire Court Is Laughing? Not Anymore [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip + Family and Country + Slacking Off + Transmigration + Not a Strong Female Lead + Lighthearted + A Small Ensemble Cast + Romance] The heroine is a little weak at first, but gradually grows stronger. She gets ways to protect herself later on. Jiang Yueyang, an overworked office worker in the 21st century, stayed up late working overtime, suffered a 26.8kReads8.7Score3.3kShelves
6. 206 修 The Cultivation Big Shot Can Read My Mind, and Now We're All Humiliated 修仙大佬读我心，全员社死了 Magpie Branch鹊枝Ancient Romance541k WordsCompleted A new work is out! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you will enjoy them. Your support is the driving force behind my writing, and I will work hard to tell every story well! 2.9kReads9.1Score278Shelves
7. 207 瓜 The Gossipmonger Exposed Themself in a Meltdown, and I Was Recruited by the Nation 瓜主自爆发癫，我被国家收编 Han Xu寒序Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Two-Way Mind Reading + Fake and Real Daughters + Showbiz + Crime Solving] Xie Jiang, a base lord from the Apocalypse, transmigrates into the wrong world and gets bound to a rather dimwitted System that keeps getting lost. The System runs out of energy, disabling all its functions except for a mind-reading golden finger that can keep her from being scammed. Who knew the golden finger was past its expiration date? The moment she uses it, her thoughts are broadcast for everyone to hear. Facing her 2.1kReads8.6Score219Shelves
8. 208 村 Village Entrance Intel Station: The Real Heiress's Favorite Is the Gossiping Auntie 村口情报站，真千金独爱吃瓜大妈 Innocent Chicken Feet无辜鸡爪Modern Romance289k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + The Real Ancestor + Feel-Good Showbiz + Gossipy Aunties as the Intelligence Network + Divine Lightning Protection] Xie Nanxi, ancestor of the Xie family, was given the title True Lord of Virtue, though people called her the True Lord of Vice. She transmigrates as the real heiress from the Xie family’s future generations who was switched at birth, bringing along the universe’s most powerful gossip System: the Karma-For-Gossip System. Every piece of gossip she enj 4.4kReads9.2Score555Shelves
9. 209 惊 Shock! The Entire Entertainment Industry Eavesdrops on My Gossip 惊！全娱乐圈偷听我吃瓜 Little Treasure财宝儿Modern Romance442k WordsCompleted [Gossip and Exposés + Going Crazy + Showbiz + Everyone’s Darling] Wen Jiu transmigrated into a book as the fake heiress and sacrificial side character in a pampered heroine story. In the book, the original owner was raised as a living blood bank. Once they had drained her of blood, they threw her out, and she eventually died miserably on the street. Wen Jiu: “In this pampered heroine story, am I the only one who gets tortured?” She tore up her sacrificial side-character script and got her hands 9.4kReads8.9Score1.2kShelves
10. 210 被 After the Protagonist Squad Read My Mind, I Went from Side Character to Everyone’s Darling 被主角团读心后，我从配角变团宠 It's a Talisman, Not a Curse是符不是祸Modern Romance625k WordsCompleted [Self-Destruction System + Mind Reading + Everyone’s Favorite + Lighthearted + Romance] Yan Shi’an thinks no one could have it worse than her. After transmigrating, the memories in her mind tell her she’s the fake heiress who stole the real daughter’s place in this family. The System tells her she’ll eventually be kicked out, die miserably in poverty, and be forgotten by everyone. [Hello, Host. The Self-Destruction System is now bound to you. Please start targeting the protagonists and doing eve 5.3kReads9.0Score672Shelves
11. 211 你 You Spill the Tea, I’ll Dig for Dirt, and We’ll Strip the Emperor Down to His Drawers 你爆料，我吃瓜，扒光皇帝大裤衩 I Have a Tiny Waist我有小细腰Ancient Romance539k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip + Ridiculous Antics + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + If You Don’t Laugh, You Can Hit Me With a Knife!] Bad news: Wei Yuyan has transmigrated into the body of a cannon-fodder heiress. She has no food, no drink, no clothes, and her tiny underpants have twenty holes in them. Good news: She’s bound to the God System. From the emperor, empress dowager, and princes to ordinary citizens, she can see everyone’s past and future and knows each person’s fate. With nothing 11.4kReads9.3Score1.6kShelves
12. 212 修 A Cultivating Little Cutie in the 1970s, Defying Fate with a Smile 修仙萌崽在七零，逆天改命笑盈盈 Snow Beneath the Moon月下雪Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Mind reading + spatial golden finger + adorable baby + transmigrate into a book + everyone dotes on her + play the pig to eat the tiger] Gu Qiqi died, then brought her secret-realm dimension with her as she transmigrated into a period novel, where she became a short-lived little cannon fodder destined to die before her first birthday. The little cannon fodder had just turned a hundred days old, and her mother, Su Mingmei, was busy arranging her hundred-day celebration. [She still has the nerve 6.8kReads9.2Score810Shelves
13. 213 全 The Whole Family Can Hear My Thoughts: I’ll Just Watch You Perform 全家偷听心声，演，我就看你们演 I Really Love Little Crabs超爱小螃蟹Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Physical edition of "Claiming the Pearl 2" goes on presale October 17 at 7:30 p.m.] [Mind reading + System + adored by the whole family + transmigrate into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger] Qiao Jiaojiao had accumulated so much virtue in her past life that the Old King of Hell granted her a rebirth with all her memories intact, plus a golden finger: a Virtue Points Shop. Qiao Jiaojiao was thrilled to start her new life, only to discover she hadn't been reborn at all. She'd transmigrated i 143.3kReads9.7Score17.3kShelves
14. 214 全 The Whole Family Grabbed Stools to Watch the Drama as the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea 全家带凳子吃瓜，真千金爆料啦 The Long Wind Brings No Romance长风不入情Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Originally titled My Whole Family Brought Stools to Watch the Drama, and the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea [Showbiz + Real and Fake Heiresses + Gossip System + No-Brainer Fun + Lighthearted Comedy + One-on-One Romance] After transmigrating into someone else’s body, Tang Shiba discovered that her whole family was destined to be cannon fodder. Her eldest brother loved the female lead, but his feelings were never returned. He’d drink himself into oblivion every day and die in a garbage-strewn alley, 26.1kReads9.1Score3.5kShelves
15. 215 孽 My Wicked Disciples All Want Me Dead 孽徒都想要我苟命 Happy Frog乐的蛙Ancient Romance760k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + no romance + extremely cautious] Her twelve disciples joined forces to kill her. Luckily, just before her soul was scattered, she awakened the Super Scrubbing System. [Ding! Detected disciple's malice value at 70. Help them become good.] [Ding! Detected disciple's goodness value at 80. Make them turn evil.] First Disciple: My heartless master, do you have any idea how much I despise you? Teng Luo: “Go ahead and despise me.” Second Disciple: I'll hunt you to the ends o 1.7kReads9.3Score208Shelves

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    The author has fantastic ideas and brilliant thinking. The classic story has a different feeling. (Personally, the funnyness level decreases in descending order, but each book has different laugh points and is worth reading.)

16. 216 大 Master, Your Romance Luck Has Blossomed 大师，你桃花开了 Jiangjiang Is Quite Handsome江江有点帅Ancient Romance509k WordsCompleted [Silly Comedy + Sweet Romance + Fallen Princess + Fake Monk + Devoted Couple + Sharp Tongues] Before meeting Wuchen, Qin Yueliang only wanted to stand on her own two feet and take down anyone who coveted her beauty. After meeting Wuchen, all Qin Yueliang wants is to cling to him and let him take down anyone who covets her beauty. They first meet outside Jing'an Temple. “Master, I’m just a helpless young woman. If you don’t help me, I’ll die!” “Benefactor, take another look at the corpses at your 5.8kReads9.1Score816Shelves
17. 217 在 Napping in the Immortal Venerable’s Dreams 在仙尊梦里睡懒觉 Green Robes in Misty Rain青衫烟雨Ancient Romance918k WordsCompleted Even a useless five-element spiritual root gets accepted? Has the number one immortal sect really fallen this far? Ruan Yu, even if you get into the number one immortal sect, you’ll spend your whole life doing menial chores. Ruan Yu, who everyone thought would be stuck as a servant disciple forever, is currently surrounded by the sect leader and elders, who are fussing over her and asking after her. Everyone wants to know if she’s eating well, sleeping soundly, and having nightmares. Ruan Yu: No 5.4kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves
18. 218 我 What Should I Do If I’m Bound to Two Systems? 我被两个系统绑定了怎么办 Ci Jinjiu辞矜久Modern Romance315k WordsCompleted The lowly sidekick Jiang Xiaoci is desperately asking for help! What should she do after being bound to two Systems at once? Jiang Xiaoci was originally a cannon-fodder female character in a CEO romance. At last, she managed to bind herself to a romance-targeting System and set her heart on winning over the male lead. But just as she was getting carried away, disaster struck: she transmigrated into a female-empowerment novel and was bound to a comeback System! Think this is a story where she get 37Reads8.7Score—Shelves
19. 219 本 I Only Meant to Be a Deserter, but Nearly Became Emperor 本想当逃兵差点当皇上 Qie Zu Dao Zhang且阻道长Historical171k WordsOngoing Zhang Ge chose to desert to escape the war. He meant to flee south, but ran in the wrong direction. He meant to ditch his attendants, but ended up captured by bandits and nearly beheaded. He meant to anger the emperor and get sent back to his hometown, but was thrown into a military camp. He meant to desert, but nearly ended up becoming emperor… [Alternate History] + [Comedy]. I hope this gives you a different kind of experience. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A new book, okay?

20. 220 一 One Chapter of Quick Transmigration: The Great Demon King Never Misses a Kill 一章快穿大魔王一刀一个准 Mo Er秣迩Modern Romance266k WordsOngoing [Quick transmigration + strong heroine + no romance + revenge] The title couldn’t be changed because the book was already under contract. So the first part is one chapter, and the rest is several chapters. ❤️ The great demon king Su Ning was ambushed. As she lay dying, a System bound itself to her. If she accumulated enough merit, she could return to her original world and find the culprit who had tried to kill her, then take revenge. And so the great demon king Su Ning transmigrated into one tr 1.1kReads—Score103Shelves

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    [Stunned][stunned][stunned]

21. 221 女 The Queen Starts Out as a Top-Tier Star 女王从顶流做起 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!” 53.6kReads9.5Score5.9kShelves

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    These books are all really funny

22. 222 被 After Her Body Was Dumped, She Became the Villain Legion’s Cherished Darling 被抛尸后，她成了反派军团家团宠 First Day, Seeing the Moon初一见月Ancient Romance6.2M WordsCompleted [Print Edition of One Thought, Ashes Return to the Mountain: Preorders Open September 27 at 7 p.m.] Her own sister ripped out her phoenix bone, stole her talent, and tossed her into the Demon Rift like a dog! But against all odds, she survived and became the little demon girl cherished in the palms of the monsters living in the Demon Rift! The monsters of the Demon Rift: “Anyone who lays a hand on Niannian declares war on our entire demon clan!” She returns to the Five Continents, cuts down her 190.2kReads9.6Score25.9kShelves
23. 223 嘎 I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple 嘎嘎发疯不内耗，老娘摆烂享太庙 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 150.1kReads9.6Score17.7kShelves
24. 224 她 She’s Soft-Waisted and Playful, and the Chaste Imperial Uncle Bewitches Her Every Day 她腰软灵趣，禁欲皇叔日日勾心魂 Cloud Brocade Magpie云锦鹊Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Word has it that Prince Rong has specifically asked to marry the Taifu’s infatuated legitimate daughter. The whole city says it’s downright shocking! Just a few months ago, hadn’t Prince Rong threatened to kill that lovesick fool? At the Taifu’s residence, a certain lovestruck young woman looks at a room full of betrothal gifts and pulls a long face. “Someone, please! Can you send all this back?” The noble young ladies of the capital burst out swearing. “Have some shame, will you?” 25.1kReads9.4Score4.2kShelves
25. 225 狂 The Insane Consort Has Arrived: Your Highness, Pay for Protection! 狂妃嫁到，帝尊请交保护费 Gentleman of Fading Warmth薄凉君子Ancient Romance2.5M WordsCompleted Night Jiu, the female demon lord of the Underworld, has seized a new body and been reborn. The King of Hell weeps with joy, and countless ghosts celebrate across the land! This body is weak and foolish, and her older sister even gouged out her eyes and chopped off her head? Her head fell off? Just put it back on! Her eyes are gone? Then dig them out for me! She's an immortal old monster who can't be killed or hurt. Want to kill me? Let's see whether you die of exhaustion first or I die of boredo 756Reads9.2Score138Shelves
26. 226 空 Plummeting to the Top of the Trending List! The Queen Is Taking the Entertainment Industry by Storm 空降热搜！女王她在娱乐圈杀疯了 Qingming Meow清明喵Modern Romance493k WordsOngoing [Strong female lead + one-on-one romance + illogical, goofy, feel-good power fantasy] The hot-tempered queen Shi Rujiao was reborn as a famous white-lotus drama queen in the entertainment industry. But she charged headlong into wrecking her persona, throwing punches without hesitation and sparing no one with her insults. On the very first day of the show’s livestream, her reaction images and voice clips shot straight onto the trending charts, setting the whole internet ablaze! After that, Shi Ru 48Reads9.2Score—Shelves
27. 227 快 Quick Transmigration: I Go Wild and Cash In on Popular Stories 快穿，我靠发疯在热文里薅羊毛 Rain-Battered Traveler雨焦客Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration into a book + savage comebacks + satisfying revenge + making money and turning her life around + System] [Beep! The Unhinged Literature System is now bound!] Yan Suisui transmigrates into a hot novel as a hapless supporting female character. The System tells her to follow the plot, so she tears the script to shreds instead. · When the heroine throws soup at her, she does a tactical roll and reports her three times in a row, then slaps the hero with an “on-the-job inju 11Reads7.6Score—Shelves

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    This is a fast-travel novel that focuses on comedy and trouble.

28. 228 斩 Slay the Gods: I Transmigrated Into a Cannon Fodder After Getting a Character-Changing System 斩神：拥有改字系统后穿成了炮灰 tyjreTwo Male Leads1.1M WordsOngoing [All pairings] [Please don't comment in the reviews. If you do, don't give a perfect rating. Don't give a perfect rating. Don't give a perfect rating. Remember this.] My name is Lu Jingran. Just a moment ago, I transmigrated into the body of a cannon-fodder character. . The good news: He got a plot-editing System. By changing the words in the story, he can change what's happening in the present. . The bad news: He transmigrated into the world of Slay the Gods, and right now he can only change on 2.4kReads8.5Score—Shelves
29. 229 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Relied on the Villain to Stay Alive 穿书后我靠反派续命 Dou Jin斗矜Modern Romance619k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + girl disguises herself as a boy + sweet romance] Zhen Xi transmigrates into a novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the real heiress who shares her name. In the end, she dies miserably from an incurable illness. To avoid the illness and stay alive, she disguises herself as a boy and moves into the boys' dorm, where she becomes roommates with the villain. She helps him with his homework, makes his bed, washes his underwear... One day, the villain suddenly looks 304Reads9.4Score102Shelves

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    The male protagonist has super brain power and is very funny

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