Novels That Make You Laugh Yourself to Death in Bed at Midnight 半夜在床上笑死的小说

1. 451 我 My Best Friend Is Such a Stud, and She Hits So Hard 我闺蜜超man，她打人老疼了 Big Dragon Fruit大那火龙果Urban619k WordsOngoing [Man transmigrates into a woman] [Strong heroine] [Decisive and ruthless] [Gender-bending romance] An ace agent's soul transmigrates into a young girl. She doesn't shrink back or lose heart, but calmly accepts reality. Let's stick to one principle: The strong never complain about their circumstances. Even if I've become a woman, I'm going to be the female lead of a male-oriented power fantasy! When it's time to be decisive, she's decisive. When it's time to take down scum, she does so without me 290Reads—Score—14d adds

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   I asked my friend to go swing with me, but he wouldn't go. He kept saying he wouldn't go, he wouldn't go, he wouldn't go, he wouldn't go. He said he wanted to stay home and write a book, and asked me to help him push the book.

2. 452 打 I Lost a Fight, So I Deserved to Become a Peerless Fairy Monster 打架输了活该穿成绝世大妖精 Big Dragon Fruit大那火龙果Ancient Romance566k WordsCompleted [Male-to-female transformation, gender-bender, exclusive romance, brainless fun, thrilling throughout with a touch of angst.] [Fantasy immortal-demon world meets ancient reality] [forced love + sweet romance + no saintly heroine] [Insight + bewitching charm + dazzling beauty + demonic physician + lightning-fast makeovers] Before transmigrating, he was a ruthless demon lord. Afterward, she became an ordinary young woman. The original owner was the legitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's house 488Reads—Score—14d adds
3. 453 七 A 1970s Military Marriage: That Couple's Both a Little Crazy 七零军婚：那两口子都有点癫 Wealthy Heiress财神千金Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Period Setting + Inventory Space + Comedy + Wish Fulfillment + Two Golden Fingers] Ruan Qiqi spent ten years being treated for an illness, and her condition was perfectly stable. After leaving the hospital, she unexpectedly transmigrates to the 1970s, into the body of a country girl who has just been dumped by her scumbag fiancé. Nearly everyone around her is awful. But she isn't afraid. She has a space packed with supplies, a golden finger, and nine lives, so she can do whatever she wants with 46.8kReads9.2Score5.8k14d adds

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   Hilarious! 😆 The opening scene is a laugh-out-loud moment: Male lead: "What's your name?" Female lead: "Ruan Qiqi, Ruan as in surname Ruan, Qi as in 'seventh day after death'." Male lead: "I'm Lu Ye, Ye as in 'corpses strewn across the fields'." Then the two team up to pull off a series of ridiculous pranks, turning the entire courtyard into chaos. It's absolutely hilarious! [Facepalm]

4. 454 掰 Snap the Red Thread and Marry the Demon Venerable 掰开红线嫁魔尊 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊11k WordsCompleted Tear Apart the Red Thread and Marry the Demon Venerable 11Reads—Score—14d adds

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   [Fantasy Romance | Hilarious Unconventional | Cool and Resilient Heroine] The Matchmaker welded the red thread between me and Li Chengyuan shut three times, and I broke it apart three times. The fourth time, he used electric welding, sealing it perfectly. On the day I ascended to immortality, I casually shattered the marriage stone as well. Li Chengyuan waited for me for three lifetimes on the other side of the lightning tribulation, grinning like a fool. The Matchmaker chased after me, yelling that I was defying the heavens, and I said, "My destiny is my own to decide." Sweet? I bent the sky!

5. 455 司 The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 司命帝君欠我三十万 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 9Reads—Score—14d adds
6. 456 分 After We Started Sleeping Apart, My Dao Companion and I Made an Ancient Curse Explode 分房睡后，我和道侣把上古咒印气炸了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊12k WordsCompleted After We Started Sleeping in Separate Rooms, My Dao Companion and I Drove the Ancient Curse Seal Mad 16Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 457 神 The Divine Emperor's Contract Beast Is Actually Female?! 神帝的契约兽竟是母的？！ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊15k WordsCompleted The God Emperor’s contracted beast is actually female?! 4Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 458 剑 Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 剑尊别追了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊19k WordsCompleted Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 2Reads—Score—14d adds
9. 459 戴 With the Golden Band, I Can’t Love You; Without It, I Can’t Save You 戴上金箍不能爱你，不戴金箍不能救你 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Male-Channel Fanfiction17k WordsCompleted With the golden circlet on, I can’t love you. Without it, I can’t save you. —Reads—Score—14d adds
10. 460 重 The Reborn Strongwoman: My Dad and I Slaughter Our Way Through 重生大力女：带我爹嘎嘎乱杀 Dusk and Dawn日暮晨昏Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The story focuses on her career, with very little romance. The whole novel is only a dozen or so chapters, so feel free to skip it if it's not your thing. The heroine is the strongest. No arguments, and she never gets dumbed down! Rong Xiaoxiao is a girl with incredible strength. Just how strong is she? She can casually smack a wall to pieces. Pay attention! Smack, not smash. Rong Xiaoxiao knows her strength isn't normal, but she has never thought there was anything wrong with her. Her life mott 1.7kReads8.6Score13814d adds

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    The second one is super funny. The seventh and third ones are really good.

11. 461 被 Fooled Twice and Slept With? I Turned Around and Made the Whole Cultivation World Cry 被骗两次还被睡？反手骗哭整个修仙界 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted Fooled twice and slept with, too? I’ll turn around and make the entire cultivation world cry. 15Reads—Score—14d adds
12. 462 谁 Who Gets Forced to Inherit the Young Master Position After Transmigrating? 谁家穿越被迫继承少主之位啊 If I Do Not Leave若不辞Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Urban Imagination + Ensemble Cast + No Romance + Interstellar] It all began when five burly men showed up at her house. “Miss Zhixin, we have been waiting for you!” Zhixin (not a text message!): What?! Overnight, she became the heir to East Xia’s foremost family, and discovered that this world didn’t seem quite right. Zhixin slapped her thigh. “We can talk about being the young mistress later. Looks like things are about to get interesting.” The principal set her up when she enrolled, so Zhixin 65.1kReads9.5Score9.5k14d adds
13. 463 深 The Abyssal Demon Lord Fell in Love with Me 深渊魔主爱上我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊15k WordsCompleted The Abyssal Demon Lord Falls for Me 25Reads—Score—14d adds
14. 464 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Returned to the Modern World and Made a Killing Livestreaming 飞升失败后，回现代直播赢麻了 Sugar-Puller Jun拔糖君Modern Romance738k WordsCompleted [Strong Female Lead, Silly and Satisfying Story] [No I Ching or physiognomy, just wild guesses] Sang Luo was sent to the cultivation world by a car accident. After struggling to become the founding ancestor of her entire sect, she was struck back to the modern world by the Heavenly Dao just as she was about to ascend. Her life-bound treasured sword was blasted away, her sea of consciousness was sealed, and her cultivation regressed by tens of thousands of years. Sang Luo declared: When you're b 2.5kReads9.3Score33614d adds
15. 465 春 A Spring Breeze Brings Beauty 春风渡佳人 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭7k WordsCompleted Spring Breeze Carries a Beauty Across 1.5kReads—Score—14d adds

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16. 466 三 After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Young Man 三万九千岁后，我被小狼狗拿下了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance17k WordsCompleted After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Boyfriend 6Reads—Score—14d adds
17. 467 你 You're a Prodigy, I'm a Goofball: The Nitpicking Host Loves Making Trouble 你天骄，我沙雕，杠精宿主爱作妖 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance995k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + goofy and brainless + no romance + satisfying read + meme-filled + unhinged fun] There are countless worlds, and half the people in them have something wrong with their heads. Shi Xia's job is to travel between planes and fulfill the wishes of unlucky supporting female characters. From then on, perfectly good angsty romances go completely off the rails and never look back. World One: A wealthy couple married for appearances. Her husband just got dumped. What should she do 2.8kReads9.3Score34314d adds
18. 468 自 Since Ancient Times, Forbidden Affairs Have Ended in Death: A Fateful Bond 自古奸情出人命之孽缘锁 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭8k WordsCompleted A Fateful Bond: Where Forbidden Affairs Have Always Led to Bloodshed 8.7kReads—Score13714d adds
19. 469 师 Master, You Said the Three Realms Were at Peace 师尊他说，三界太平 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted Master Says the Three Realms Are at Peace 1Reads—Score—14d adds
20. 470 智 Idiot System: The Crazy Gossip Lover Even Scares the Ancestors 智障系统：疯批爱八卦祖宗都害怕 Autumn Waters Play with Mayflies秋水戏蜉蝣Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted [No romance, System, unhinged, shameless, hilarious] Yan Li died, came back to life, died again, then came back again, going to hell a total of eighty-eight times. Then she went crazy and started doing all sorts of shameless things. Everyone even supported her. Everyone: “What can we do? The boss pays us way too much!” Employees: “Every job makes you hate that line of work. Every job gets you so worked up you lose it. But working for the boss is different: we get to make other people lose it.” [ 58Reads8.4Score—14d adds
21. 471 山 Classic of Mountains and Seas: A Bestiary of Strange Beasts 山海经.异兽录 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭Mystery6k WordsCompleted The Classic of Mountains and Seas: Record of Strange Beasts 1.1kReads—Score—14d adds
22. 472 我 I Accidentally Awakened the Myriad Demon King 我把万妖王嘤醒了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance19k WordsCompleted I Woke the Myriad Demon King with a Meow 5Reads—Score—14d adds
23. 473 快 Quick Transmigration: So This Is Jin Duobao, the One Even Gods Hate and Dogs Avoid 快穿：是那个神厌狗嫌的金多宝啊 Wuma Xiaohuan巫马小欢Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted (No romance, no ambiguity, family-focused, silly and strong female lead!) Dear readers, please read the blurb first to avoid surprises. If this isn’t your cup of tea, please don’t force yourself to read it! Please don’t force yourself! Please don’t force yourself! This is a lighthearted, silly story with a relaxed pace, written to make you smile. If you’ve read ten chapters and still don’t get the jokes, then I guess we weren’t meant to meet. I’ll see you in the sea of books another time. (P.S. 1.7kReads9.4Score16114d adds
24. 474 我 Those Years I Spent in Dongguan 我在东莞那些年 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭6k WordsCompleted My Years in Dongguan 1.4kReads—Score—14d adds
25. 475 我 My Wife Collected Eight Hundred Years of Pay at Our Sect, Until I Discovered She'd Been Taking My Tribulations for Me 我老婆在宗门发了八百年工资，直到我发现她是替我挡劫 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted My Wife Has Been Drawing Her Sect’s Pay for Eight Hundred Years, Until I Realized She Was Taking My Place to Avert My Tribulation 13Reads—Score—14d adds
26. 476 七 1970s Space: A Transmigrated Daughter and Her Reborn Mother 七零空间：穿越闺女重生妈 Transmigration and Rebirth穿越加重生Modern Romance394k WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1970s] [Transmigration] [Space] [Reborn] [Mutual devotion] [A touch of ensemble cast] [Educated youth] [Two worlds connected] She opens her eyes and has transmigrated into a book set in the 1970s. Even the paper character's slap across her face hurts like hell. She has become a short-lived cannon-fodder character. Damn it! This woman is going to defy fate and change her destiny! 48.5kReads8.9Score3.5k14d adds

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    I highly recommend this book set in the 1970s! It's so authentic, I laughed my head off, the humorous actions and language are hilarious, I've read it several times!

27. 477 这 This Man Has On-Screen Comments Above His Head 这个男人头上长弹幕了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted This Man Has Speech Bubbles Over His Head 1Reads—Score—14d adds
28. 478 上 Ancient Legends 上古传说 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭13k WordsCompleted Ancient Legends 418Reads—Score—14d adds
29. 479 山 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城，百无禁忌 Misty Rain and Gentle Breeze烟雨轻风Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 12.1kReads8.8Score1.1k14d adds

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    This novel is absolutely amazing! It's hilarious, incredibly funny, and full of quirky moments. The horror is on point, and once you start reading, you simply can't stop! So far, everyone's saying it's great! [Shy][shy][shy]

30. 480 穿 Transmigrating Through Thirty Years of the 1960s 穿越六零三十年 Transmigration and Rebirth穿越加重生Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Period] [Transmigration] [Space] [Reborn] [Educated Youth] [A Light Ensemble Cast] [Building Wealth] [The 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s] Chen Xi, the heroine, is transported to the 1960s by a silver-white dragon-and-phoenix ring. She becomes a ten-year-old girl with the same name, and her dream comes true: she gains an enormous space for farming and raising livestock. Blinded by a handsome face, she even takes in the gorgeous Chu Xuan. The only thing she regrets is giving him too much spirit spring w 13.9kReads8.9Score1.1k14d adds
31. 481 大 Bone Maiden of the Great Wilderness: I, a Mortal, Subdue Gods and Demons 大荒骨女：我以凡躯镇神魔 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭17k WordsCompleted Daughter of the Great Wilderness: I Hold the Gods and Demons at Bay with a Mortal Body 258Reads—Score—14d adds
32. 482 穿 Transmigrate Into a Book as Rich Sisters-in-Law, My Bestie and I Take the Stage Together! 穿书富家妯娌，我和闺蜜齐上阵！ Shi Jiu柿九Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] [Two couples + best friends transmigrate into a book and both marry into wealthy families + lighthearted daily life + sweet romance + old-school domineering CEOs + supporting female character System] Lin Nanqiao and Xia Linshi transmigrate into a book together and are married off to twin brothers through a family alliance. They go from best friends to best friends and sisters-in-law, stacking their buffs to the max. In the original story, they are both cannon-fodder s 18.1kReads9.1Score1.7k14d adds

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    The first book, *Why Did You Mess With Her? She Only Cares About Money, Not People*, features a stand-in scenario that's practically a "money transaction scene." The female lead, faced with the stand-in script, is obsessed with hourly wages and overtime pay, turning the male lead's deep affection into a hilarious financial statement—a plot twist that's so outrageous it'll have you laughing until you're shaking! The second book, *Transmigrated as Sisters-in-Law in a Wealthy Family, My Best Friend and I Went Crazy*, is packed with laughs! Two best friends transmigrate into sisters-in-law, turning the power struggles of a wealthy family into a "workplace support group," delivering witty comebacks against awful characters and showcasing their cool and sassy side. Their madness is perfectly synchronized and cathartic—the more you read, the more addictive it becomes!

33. 483 山 Classic of Mountains and Seas: With a Mortal Heart, I Subdue Ten Thousand Demons 山海经：我以凡心镇万妖 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭16k WordsCompleted The Classic of Mountains and Seas: I Hold Back Ten Thousand Demons with a Mortal Heart 80Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 484 救 Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命！反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance563k WordsCompleted Also known as: Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Homophones [Wealthy-family comedy + everyone’s darling and gossip + variety-show face-slapping] Qin Yiyang awakens to the truth. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty, then was brought home by her wealthy family and spoiled rotten. Great! She’s got the everyone’s-darling heroine’s script! But it turns out the fake heiress is the real heroine. Unhappy that her family dotes on Qin Yiyang, the fake heiress transforms into the daug 50.6kReads9.4Score8.2k14d adds

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    The author has many hilarious references. The passages written by Sister Rose in the book were so awkwardly funny that I could dig three bedrooms and a living room out of my toes [facepalm].

35. 485 虎 The Tiger Carries His Beloved Home! 虎驮良人归！ Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭6k WordsCompleted A Tiger Carries the Good Man Home! 66Reads—Score—14d adds
36. 486 夺 You Stole My Fate? The Capital’s Heiress Goes on a Rampage to Clean Up the Entertainment Industry 夺我命格？京圈千金发癫整顿内娱 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance578k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + livestreaming + ridiculous antics + going off the rails + meme humor + irresistible charm] Yu Tingtang bumps her head and discovers she's the villainess in a Mary Sue novel. Her family cuts ties with her, her boyfriend betrays her, the whole internet curses her, and a stay in a psychiatric hospital is waiting for her! Raised in a Taoist temple, Yu Tingtang remains calm: Better to bury someone else than blame yourself. When reason doesn't work, she just goes completely nuts! On a 15.2kReads9.4Score2.4k14d adds

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    The female lead goes crazy while participating in a dating and farming reality show, trying to get back at the original male and female leads.

37. 487 青 The Secret Records of Qingwu: A Feng Shui Master 青乌秘录之风水师 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭7k WordsCompleted The Secret Records of Qingwu: A Feng Shui Master 84Reads—Score—14d adds
38. 488 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score83414d adds

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    Do not drink water! Do not drink water! Do not drink water!

39. 489 烬 Crimson Finery Amid the Ashes: The Pursuit of His Wife 烬余红妆之追妻 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭14k WordsCompleted Crimson Finery Amid the Ashes: The Pursuit of His Wife 38Reads—Score—14d adds
40. 490 单 The Mistresses of My Workplace’s Female Bosses 单位女上司们的情人老公 Endless Emo ThoughtsEmo不完的思绪6k WordsCompleted The Female Bosses at Work and Their Lover-Husbands 17Reads—Score114d adds
41. 491 旧 Lanterns of the Old Alley 《旧巷灯笼》 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭7k WordsCompleted Lanterns in the Old Alley 36Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 492 女 The Male Scrubber at the Women’s Bathhouse Becomes a Trial Marriage Partner 女澡堂的男搓澡师变成试婚员 Endless Emo ThoughtsEmo不完的思绪6k WordsCompleted The Male Scrubber at the Women's Bathhouse Becomes a Trial Marriage Partner 160Reads—Score12014d adds
43. 493 荒 Desert Survival: My System Sells Bugs 荒漠求生：我的系统贩卖BUG Carrot Hater拒绝胡萝卜Anime Fanfiction241k WordsOngoing [Warning: The protagonist is a bit of a rascal~] [Survival, sign-in, dungeons, comedy, power fantasy] Everyone transmigrates into an endless desert. In this world that is only partly like a game, players bake under the scorching sun as they struggle to find supplies, while thirst and hunger torment them around the clock. Xu Tian is worrying about his lack of supplies when the System forcibly installs itself. System: Selling all kinds of game exploits! Sign in every day to receive a random exploi 5Reads6.8Score—14d adds
44. 494 我 I, Tang Sanzang! Taking an AK on My Journey to the West 我，唐僧！扛着AK去取经 Nightfall Swirls夜色缭绕Eastern Fantasy300k WordsCompleted Journey to the West, fantasy, comedy! Bodhisattva Guanyin! I’m the one who should be going on the pilgrimage! Please, let me go! Xuanzang is crazy! What makes him qualified? Tang Sanzang: “Ha ha! What makes you think you’re qualified? Keep running your mouths, and I’ll give you a taste of my machine gun!” “Rat-a-tat-tat-tat!” Tang Sanzang holds an AK and sprays bullets into the sky! 275Reads8.0Score—14d adds
45. 495 我 My Silly Girlfriend, Little Rabbit 我的傻子女友小兔 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭Modern Romance175k WordsCompleted My Girlfriend Is a Sweet, Naive Fool… 279Reads—Score—14d adds
46. 496 被 My Younger Sister Sent Me to Entertain Men, but After I Fell Off a Cliff, the Entire Kingdom of Women Adored Me 被亲妹妹安排四处应酬，坠崖后全女儿国偏爱我 Endless Emo ThoughtsEmo不完的思绪6k WordsCompleted My younger sister pushed me into one social engagement after another. After I fell off a cliff, the entire kingdom of women doted on me. 26Reads—Score—14d adds
47. 497 网 Online Game: I Maxed Out My Luck 网游之我把幸运点满了 A Fame-Seeking Nobody沽名钓誉之徒Sports1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + wild imagination + gaming + ridiculous antics + passion + leveling up] Invincible from the start? No such thing. Being ridiculous from the start is the real deal. (This is a comedy about a total goofball. The first few chapters are setup, and there’s a lot of it, so bear with me.) Protagonist Jiang Feng: His thought process is anything but normal. He’s a complete goofball with painfully low intelligence, and he often does things no normal person could. Picked the wrong ID from the s 24.5kReads8.8Score1.8k14d adds
48. 498 被 After Being Vilified Across the Internet, I Expose a Shocking Scam by a Top Tycoon Family 被全网唾骂后，我曝光了顶级豪门的惊天骗局 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭7k WordsCompleted After Being Vilified Across the Internet, I Exposed a Shocking Scam by a Top-Ranking Family 246Reads—Score—14d adds
49. 499 私 The Private Male Tattoo Artist in a Women's Prison and on a Bikini Beach 私密男纹身师进女子监狱和比基尼沙滩 Endless Emo ThoughtsEmo不完的思绪7k WordsCompleted A private male tattoo artist in a women’s prison and on a bikini beach 7Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 500 巷 The Old Key at the End of the Alley 巷尾的旧钥匙 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭Modern Romance8k WordsCompleted The Old Key at the End of the Alley 30Reads—Score—14d adds

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