Journey to the West, Hilarious, Absurd, System 西游 搞笑 沙雕 系统

1. 1 西 Journey to the West: I Was an Ant on the Sidelines When They Pinned Down the Monkey 西游：压猴的时候我在旁边当蚂蚁 Newly Flipped Salty Fish新翻咸鱼Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Lin Yifan transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West. He happens to see Sun Wukong being crushed beneath Five Elements Mountain. But he’s just an ant now! It’s not as if he can chew through Five Elements Mountain! And on top of that, he has to worry about being crushed under someone’s foot at any moment. Other people have Systems, and he has a golden finger too. Gazing at the golden finger shining in his mind, he can’t help thinking this thing looks completely unreliable! The Three Realms 6.1kReads8.5Score46614d adds

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   Try this one, I personally think it's pretty good.

2. 2 菩 Patriarch Bodhi: From the Southern Heavenly Gate to Honghuang 菩提老祖，从南天门打到洪荒 Tang Dynasty Swordsman大唐剑客Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted Wukong was crushed beneath Five-Finger Mountain? The truth is, it wasn’t because the demon monkey had wreaked havoc. The Tathagata wanted to seize the fortune of the Three Realms from him! The instant the mountain fell Patriarch Bodhi stormed Mount Ling: “Bald donkey, you dare touch my beloved disciple? Today, I’ll bring down your Western Heaven!” One spear pierces ten thousand Buddhas; one furious roar shakes the Three Realms! Rescue Wukong and seize all the fortune. From now on, I call the s 2.7kReads8.8Score19014d adds

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   It should be pretty good.

3. 3 西 The Journey to the West Gang: Tang Sanzang the Great Con Man 西游团伙：大忽悠唐三葬 Wheat Cake麦饼Eastern Fantasy106k WordsOngoing Tang Sanzang: Amitabha. Monks do not tell lies. We only know how to bluff. Sun Wukong: Five hundred years ago, you all looked down on my intelligence. Now that I have my master backing me, what can you do if I wreak havoc in Heaven once more? Zhu Bajie: So what if I flirt with Chang'e? This time, my master has my back. I'll flirt with Chang'e, then the Seven Fairies. Do you dare lay a finger on me? Sha Wujing: You old Jade Emperor, this time I've got my master backing me. I'll smash three more c —Reads—Score—14d adds

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   This new book is very interesting; those who are looking for something to read should check it out.

4. 4 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance627k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.9kReads—Score12714d adds

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   This book is hilarious! It's so funny!

5. 5 天 The Four Rebellious Immortals of Heaven Are Here, Make Way! 天庭四大反骨仔驾到，通通闪开 Joyful Words Through the Years岁语长欢Ancient Romance367k WordsCompleted [The animated series is now streaming] Today's front-page headline in the Immortal Daily: “Attention! Heaven Has a New Rebel!” Sources say this person is the newly adopted sidekick of the Great God of the Three Altars and the Sea. People call her “Fourth Auntie.” Great Sage Sun rebels in the open, Erlang Shen rebels in secret, the Third Prince is ready to rebel at any moment, and Fourth Auntie rebels whenever I do. Wherever I go, she follows. These people do nothing but sit around and chat, yet 32.2kReads9.2Score5.7k14d adds

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   The Heavenly Court's rebellious clique gains another powerful member! Led by Fourth Aunt, while searching for Grandpa, Hongjun even proposes to become sworn siblings with her.

6. 6 夭 Good Grief! Why Is the Pilgrim in a School Uniform and Carrying a Gun? 夭寿！取经人穿着校服却持枪？ Yi Wuyu Yu衣乌淤淤Urban133k WordsCompleted [Absurd Comedy + Nonsense + Transmigration] Monthly exams? To hell with them. High schooler Jiang Liu falls asleep during an exam and is woken up and taken to the principal's office. He has transmigrated to a parallel world. The principal says solemnly, “Jiang Liu, you're eighteen today. It's time I told you the truth. You're actually the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada. Take this purple-gold lunchbox. All right, off you go on your pilgrimage.” [Welcome, lovers of absurd humor and wild, nonse —Reads—Score—14d adds

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   I laughed so hard I went bald!

7. 7 西 Journey to the West: Tang Sanzang, the Reborn King of Playing It Safe, Goes Wild 西游唐三藏：苟王重生，无限嚣张 Young Master of the Wondrous Pen妙笔小生Eastern Fantasy240k WordsCompleted [Reborn + Comedy + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Power Fantasy] Chen Fan, a cautious survivor in his previous life, is reborn as Tang Sanzang. With a System and a golden finger, he naturally won't be like Tang Sanzang before him, willingly serving as a pawn of the Buddhist sect. If he won't be a pawn, then... 169Reads—Score714d adds

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   It's funny, it's a system, and it's also a silly story 😘😘😘

8. 8 搞 A Hilarious Journey to the West: Yes, It's All About the Jokes 搞笑西游：没错，玩的就是搞笑 Li Nian Qixuan李念淇璇Eastern Fantasy117k WordsOngoing [System] + [Comedy] + [No-brainer] There’s no synopsis. Why would you need one? You’d have to use your brain to read a synopsis, so I’m not going to write one. I know you don’t need one either! —Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Hehehe, it's full of fun people inside!

9. 9 西 Journey to the West: From the Start, I Made Empress Houtu My Big Sister 西游：开局认后土娘娘当姐姐 Li Nian Qixuan李念淇璇Eastern Fantasy260k WordsOngoing After becoming sworn siblings with Houtu in the Underworld, Lin Xuan doodles in the Book of Life and Death with his left hand and force-feeds his monkey bro immortal pills with his right! The Buddhist sect roars in fury: “How dare you, insolent brat?” Lin Xuan clings to the biggest backer in the Three Realms and wails, “Sis! Those baldies are beating me up!” From then on, he rules the Underworld, and the fated course of Journey to the West is smashed to pieces. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
10. 10 从 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Eastern Fantasy804k WordsCompleted A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The morning light, shrouded in golden-red spider silk, streamed into the Spider Cave through the spiderweb-covered window lattice. Su Xiang'er stood before the jade table, her fingertips lightly waving spider silk, and a chart of the sixteen immortal stocks of the Three Realms appeared in the air—every rise and fall of spiritual light, every fluctuation in stock price, was clearly visible. On the jade table, sixteen tokens representing immortal stocks were neatly arranged, ranging from the immortal peach tokens of Flower Fruit Mountain to those of star officials.

11. 11 黑 Black Myth: Tianpeng 黑神话之天蓬 Qianqian Loves Cucumbers浅浅爱黄瓜Eastern Fantasy212k WordsOngoing [Comedy] + [Passionate action] + [Wild imagination] Master: There’s no such thing as female demons in this world. They’re just a bunch of decent women with soft voices and gentle bodies. Big Brother: Master, we’re broke. I could steal or rob, but putting on a monkey show in the street counts as animal abuse. Me: Brother Monkey, be honest. When you immobilized the Seven Fairies in the Peach Garden, did anything unspeakable happen? Old Sha: Second Brother, are you sure nothing happened between you —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Laughing to death

12. 12 西 Journey to the West: Breaking the Mold and Making the Buddha Cry 西游：反套路气哭如来 I Just Love Eating Meat就是喜欢吃肉Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Ridiculous] [Anti-Trope] Sun Xiaowu transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West as the yet-to-be-born Stone Monkey, and obtains the strongest Anti-Trope System. He manually adjusts the time of his birth, emerging three hundred years early and leaving the Buddha utterly stunned. From then on, Sun Xiaowu refuses to play by the rules. He won't become the Monkey King... He won't go seek a master... He won't wreak havoc in Heaven... Sun Xiaowu: I had no choice before. 660Reads9.0Score11214d adds

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    This is genuinely hilarious.

13. 13 诸 Journey to the West Across the Heavens: I Find the Brain of a Mafia Boss 诸天西游：捡到黑道大哥脑子 Taiji Bookworm太极书虫Eastern Fantasy311k WordsOngoing [Journey to the West] + [Great Sage Equal to Heaven] + [Myriad Worlds] + [System] + [Pure, Unrestrained Thrills] Sun Wukong, determined to break the gears of fate, resolutely embarks on a path of loyalty and righteousness, then wages war across the Myriad Worlds. (Realms: Ren and Du meridians, the eight extraordinary meridians, Minor Circulation, Greater Circulation, Golden Core Immortal, Earth Immortal, Heavenly Immortal, True Immortal, Profound Immortal, Grand Unity Rogue Immortal, Grand Unity —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    System experience

14. 14 西 Journey to the West: Zhu Bajie, the Rebellious Scumbag, and the Ring of the Demon Ring 西游：反骨渣男猪八戒，魔戒的戒 Little Hillock小山包儿Eastern Fantasy425k WordsOngoing [Fantasy Xianxia] [Farming and Conquest] [No System] [Multiple Heroines] [Scheming Strategist] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] Tian Peng feels deeply misunderstood. So what if he has a Treasure-Gathering Immortal Ring, more money than he can spend, more top-grade pills than he can eat, more supreme magical artifacts than he can use, and a little primordial aura to temper his body? Is that really any reason to get on his case? So what if he transmigrated here, knows a little of what’s going to ha 2Reads8.4Score—14d adds

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