The Journey to the West Gang: Tang Sanzang the Great Con Man

Tang Sanzang: Amitabha. Monks do not tell lies. We only know how to bluff.

Sun Wukong: Five hundred years ago, you all looked down on my intelligence. Now that I have my master backing me, what can you do if I wreak havoc in Heaven once more?

Zhu Bajie: So what if I flirt with Chang'e? This time, my master has my back. I'll flirt with Chang'e, then the Seven Fairies. Do you dare lay a finger on me?

Sha Wujing: You old Jade Emperor, this time I've got my master backing me. I'll smash three more colored-glass lamps right in front of you. What are you going to do about it?

Disciples, you're still holding back. Turn the firepower all the way up. This time, your master Tang Sanzang has your backs.