Novels That'll Make You Laugh to Death at Midnight 半夜把人笑死的小说。

1. 451 开 From the Start, Chestnuts Cure Athlete's Foot, Villains Weep, and Gods Kneel 开局板栗治脚气，反派哭，神明跪 My March Breeze我的三月清风Eastern Fantasy481k WordsOngoing Rong Yimo has a unique constitution. He can turn the poisonous fumes produced when members of the Xiao family fall ill into divine-grade spiritual power, allowing him to cultivate supreme abilities. The more he absorbs, the stronger he gets. He can just lie back and let success come to him! Unbelievable! He used this divine spiritual power to roast chestnuts, and the whole thing blew up! Absurdly, a rain of chestnuts fell from the sky. The whole village scrambled to eat them, then got diarrhea. 58Reads8.3Score—Shelves

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   Just hilarious! With just a bang, the entire cauldron was blown away! With a sound of "——", the chestnuts in the pot rose into the air like fireworks! And the huge iron pot spun twice in the low altitude, then with a bang, it got stuck on the branch of the old osmanthus tree in the yard! Immediately afterwards, chestnuts all over the sky fell from the sky. Waves of strange fragrance hit. Neighbors nearby were shocked. "Heavenly chestnut!" Someone roared. People rushed towards the chestnuts falling from the sky...

2. 452 我 I'm a Mental Patient, and I Bind My Fate to the Nation from the Start 我乃精神病，开局绑国运 I Predicted Your Prediction我预判了你的预判Urban471k WordsCompleted National fortune + mental illness + international war + comedy + invincibility Every country selects one lucky player, binds them to their nation, and sends them to take part in this survival show in a forbidden zone! Resources seized inside the forbidden zone are manifested in the real world a hundredfold! Xu Lang, a man with a National Fortune Survival System, becomes Longguo's chosen player! When the people of Longguo discover that Xu Lang is mentally ill, the whole nation falls into despair: 785Reads8.5Score102Shelves
3. 453 帮 Helping Mom Take Down Her Homewrecker 帮着妈妈斗小三 Sister Yaoxi瑶溪姐姐Modern Romance319k WordsCompleted Are women afraid of mistresses? Mom, don’t be. I’ll help you! With my genius IQ, I’ll have that homewrecker dancing in the palm of my hand. The gifted young Liu Zelin rescues his mother from a painful love triangle, turns her into a fashionable, high-powered career woman, and makes the scheming little white lotus nowhere to be found. With a masterstroke, he wins his father’s heart back and restores their happy family! I’m just that good. Don’t believe me? Just watch! Hmph! 7.9kReads9.1Score705Shelves
4. 454 求 Please, Just Insult Me Already 求求你快骂我 Tears Congeal into Water泪凝水Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [The short version] A story about a madman with no morals or sense of logic, and a snarky System, whose encounters lead to one ridiculous adventure after another. The author will go wild with memes and go insane right alongside the protagonist. [The full version] Wang Shu was a happy madman, until one day he obtained a Hatred Points Shop. Whenever someone hated him, he earned Hatred Points, which he could exchange for money, health, or a longer lifespan. From then on, Wang Shu became an even hap 59Reads9.1Score—Shelves
5. 455 二 Husky! He Infiltrated a Wolf Pack and Got Exposed 二哈!打入狼群内部被曝光了 Exactly So正是如此Urban276k WordsCompleted He transmigrates as a husky! From the start, he manages to blend into a wolf pack. Not only that, he somehow has six little wolf sisters who follow him around all day, learning to hunt! “Is this some kind of joke? I’m just a husky.” In Kenya’s nature reserves, lions, tigers, rhinos, and elephants are everywhere. As a husky, he sticks out like a sore thumb. To top it off, a beautiful streamer exposes him! Nearly ten million viewers tune in every day just to watch this husky pull off jaw-dropping 757Reads8.4Score135Shelves
6. 456 尽 I Did My Best, but Even Reincarnating in the City Can't Save Me from the Empress's Pursuit 尽力了，魂穿都市也难逃女帝追杀 Peanut Grandpa花生爷Urban990k WordsCompleted [Empress + Urban + School Life + Romance + Henpecked Husband + Supernatural Powers + Martial Arts] The Nameless Emperor had been an emperor for ten thousand years, with a mastery of the Dao that surpassed all under heaven. But after peeking at Emperor Lian while she was bathing, he was hunted for a thousand years. Knowing he was in the wrong, the Nameless Emperor didn’t dare fight back. With no other choice, he used a secret technique to separate his soul from his body and escape through a space 39Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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   Must meet the requirements! The empress pursues a man, travels across the city with her soul, starts as a classmate in the school, embarks on a sweet love road, and jointly fights against the forces of those who cultivate immortal martial arts and supernatural powers. Wife control is strict! In the second book, the protagonist owes a debt and becomes a public enemy at every turn. What should I do if I obviously have the most powerful soul but I still have to do things for them when I can't use it?

7. 457 开 From the Start, I Gained Nine Souls and Accidentally Became a God 开局收获九道魂，一不小心成了神 Peanut Grandpa花生爷Eastern Fantasy568k WordsCompleted [Heavenly Souls] [Comedy] [No System] [High Martial] [Invincible] Lu You, the third young master of the Lu family, starts out branded a “good-for-nothing.” By chance, he swallows a Nine Lotus Fruit and gains nine divine souls. He thinks he can finally shed his “good-for-nothing” label and rise to power, but the nine souls turn into nine eggs, all in desperate need of love and care! See how he becomes a capable “caretaker,” rises to dominance, and attracts all kinds of beautiful women, from princ 16Reads8.8Score—Shelves
8. 458 昨 Yesterday Flowed into the City 昨日流入城 Thorny Bougainvillea有刺三角梅Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Officialdom] + [Workplace] + [Business World] + [Family] A scholar, two business magnates, three boxing champions, four great families, the Gao family's five tigers, the Twelve Beauties of Jiangling, and 108 concubines... A man who had lost all hope and decided to lie flat is thrust into officialdom overnight, only to become the talk of the whole city as he indulges in wine, women, wealth, and power... Where does his path ultimately lead? Will there be an ending? 388Reads9.2Score366Shelves

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   Say the important thing three times: Don't laugh! Don't laugh! Don't laugh! [Bookshelf plus one][bookshelf plus one][bookshelf plus one]

9. 459 丧 A Zombie Transmigrates and Gets Tricked by a Villain into Becoming a Stepmother 丧尸穿越后，被反派诓去当后娘 Mei Qianxun梅千寻Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted What should I do after transmigrating? Chu Chi held her head in her hands and thought for ages. A zombie's brain has only just grown in, so she has to make good use of it. When in doubt, sleep on it first. After Lin You'an woke up, the first thing she did was grab her little sister and escape the wolf's den. Along the way, she also found herself a stepmother. “So, you’re saying you’re my son?” “Mm-hmm.” “How old am I?” “Eighteen?” “How old are you?” “Eight.” “I’ve read plenty of books, so don’t 25.4kReads9.5Score2.9kShelves

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   ① Master Biao rose all the way to the princess, turned on the melon-eating gene, and laughed until his stomach hurt [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] ② Holding the system in hand, not doing tasks, not being active at all, only eating melons makes me happy [note] [note] [note] ③ The demon king turned into a stupid dog, the son of the saint found a wife, God made up for the homework, we are responsible for the milk [you taste it carefully] [you taste it carefully] [you taste it carefully]

10. 460 吃 Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stood Up After Reading My Thoughts 吃大瓜！瘫子读我心声后站起来了 Slightly Shallow Dimples梨涡有点浅Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Gossip + mind reading + beloved by the whole family + household intrigue + palace intrigue + pocket dimension] Jian Ruonan transmigrated into a novel as its wicked female supporting character, the real heiress secretly switched at birth by a concubine in the marquis's household. The fake heiress was good at everything. Jian Ruonan could do nothing but eat and drink, making her the useless foil. Luckily, she bound herself to a gossip System. Every day, she could just lie flat and enjoy the gossi 25.8kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves
11. 461 全 The Whole Family Is Insanely Eavesdropping on My Thoughts 全家偷听我心声杀疯了，我负责吃奶 Xia Shengsheng夏声声Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted The Red Fruit short drama adaptation of My Whole Family Hears My Thoughts: Fu Bao Chaochao is now open for reservations! Please show it lots of support and give it a follow! [Whole-family mind reading + cannon fodder + beloved by the whole family + powerful figure transmigrates into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger + feel-good story] Lu Zhaozhao transmigrated into a book. She became a cannon-fodder character who was drowned at birth, while the heroine stole her identity. The heroine turned 16.3kReads9.6Score3.4kShelves
12. 462 娱 Showbiz: I'm Here to Direct Traffic in the Music Scene 娱乐：我来指挥乐坛交通 Haitian An Naiji海天安奈吉Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Entertainment industry + songwriting + System + workplace + absurd comedy + fake female lead] [Songwriting takes a back seat; the plot comes first.] [Focused on career, with a steady pace. If it's not your thing, please don't read.] [Let's launch our plan to save a superstar in a parallel universe!] At a meeting in the creative department conference room of Song Tang Entertainment: Supervisor Zha raised his arms and shouted, “Don't forget, our slogan is...” Ye Linxiao: “Screw your mother!” Ever 155Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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    This book can also make you laugh during the day!

13. 463 管 The Administrator Doesn't Want to Do This Anymore 管理员她不想干了 Unaware of a Thousand Autumns, Dreams Intertwined不知千秋迭梦Modern Romance438k WordsOngoing The tags are wrong. This should be fantasy, not wuxia. #The Daily Life of an Overworked Office Drone# #That Time My Bug-Ridden Boss and I Were Forced to Save the World# #At the End of Office Life, You Restructure the Workplace, Even If It Means Fixing This Wretched World# Ling Xiaoqi is an overworked interstellar office drone with the ability [Empathy Audit], specializing in digging up VIPs' sordid pasts. On her first day at work, she audits the crown prince of the demon clan and discovers that —Reads—Score—Shelves

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14. 464 诡 The Haunted Playground 诡蜮乐园 Rafting on a Pig骑猪去漂流Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Not a power fantasy + light supernatural elements + infinite worlds + comedy] A world beyond reality, the secrets of higher dimensions laid bare, the sails of miracles unfurled. A mysterious letter opens the way to a strange new world. Heartbeats, blood, fear... They spread out from the Paradise World, sending ripples through the peaceful main world. Welcome to the Strange Realm Paradise! [This is a long story... Be patient and read on, everyone. Let's wait and see.] 8.5kReads8.8Score801Shelves

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    To be honest! This book really made me laugh! It is recommended not to drink water while watching! Be sure not to eat!

15. 465 诡 The Mysterious Domain City 诡秘域都 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷99k WordsCompleted The Mysterious Domain City 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "Whether I am ugly or not is not for you to judge!" The speaker was a female ghost with long hair. I carefully compared her from head to toe with one of the corpses on the ground. I can't say they were 100% similar, but they were close. "The audience has sharp eyes and their evaluation is objective!" I said to her seriously, "If we, the audience, don't judge, then who can?!" "Me!" The voice came from behind us. It should be a man. "Who are you?" I couldn't help but ask the voice. "Her man!" "Whose man?" I glanced at the woman whose arm was tightly grabbed by the ghost woman. "Our man!" The woman and the female ghost replied in unison. "Can you see him?" I asked the woman curiously. "I can't see it!" The woman shook her head, "But I can smell him!" "Smell... Smell?!" "The unique smell of smelly men!" "Uncle, she said you smell!" I looked at the uncle with a smirk. "Do I stink?" The uncle pointed at the corpse on the ground, "But no matter how stink I am, I still don't stink as much as that guy's body!" "If a man doesn't stink, he's not a man!" The male ghost said seriously. "So you came here specifically to find your own body?!" The uncle asked. "Don't look for it!" The male ghost rolled his eyes at him, "Are you raising me?" "I never raise idle ghosts, especially scumbags like you!" "Am I a scumbag?" The male ghost sighed, "There was a time when the sea was full of water, except Wushan, which is not a cloud... I'm just more sentimental than ordinary people!"...

16. 466 豪 Terror at the Luxury Estate 豪苑惊魂 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷57k WordsCompleted Terror at the Grand Estate 21Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 467 盲 The Blind Woman’s Wedding 盲女的婚礼 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷32k WordsCompleted The Blind Girl's Wedding 20Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 468 河 The Debt Beneath the River, Billed in My Name 河底那笔账，记在我名下 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Mystery57k WordsCompleted The debt at the bottom of the river is in my name 19Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 469 我 The Girlfriend Who Disappeared 我消失的女朋友 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Sci-Fi & Apocalypse14k WordsCompleted My Girlfriend Who Disappeared 6Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 470 诡 The Strange Sword 诡剑 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷98k WordsCompleted The Ghost Sword 1Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 471 佛 The Secret of the Buddha Mother 佛母的秘密 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷34k WordsCompleted The Buddha Mother's Secret 15Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 472 穿 Transmigrated to Another World to Work as a Cleaner 穿越异界干保洁 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Urban27k WordsOngoing There isn't just one system of power in the world! Flying cars, lightsabers, talismans, virtual reality, artificial intelligence... Is it science or fantasy? A top game developer transmigrates to another world just to lie flat and take a job as a cleaner?! Is it a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality...? —Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 473 清 The Qingling Rankings 清凌榜 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷43k WordsCompleted The Qingling Rankings 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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