Novels That'll Make You Laugh to Death at Midnight

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"Whether I am ugly or not is not for you to judge!" The speaker was a female ghost with long hair. I carefully compared her from head to toe with one of the corpses on the ground. I can't say they were 100% similar, but they were close. "The audience has sharp eyes and their evaluation is objective!" I said to her seriously, "If we, the audience, don't judge, then who can?!" "Me!" The voice came from behind us. It should be a man. "Who are you?" I couldn't help but ask the voice. "Her man!" "Whose man?" I glanced at the woman whose arm was tightly grabbed by the ghost woman. "Our man!" The woman and the female ghost replied in unison. "Can you see him?" I asked the woman curiously. "I can't see it!" The woman shook her head, "But I can smell him!" "Smell... Smell?!" "The unique smell of smelly men!" "Uncle, she said you smell!" I looked at the uncle with a smirk. "Do I stink?" The uncle pointed at the corpse on the ground, "But no matter how stink I am, I still don't stink as much as that guy's body!" "If a man doesn't stink, he's not a man!" The male ghost said seriously. "So you came here specifically to find your own body?!" The uncle asked. "Don't look for it!" The male ghost rolled his eyes at him, "Are you raising me?" "I never raise idle ghosts, especially scumbags like you!" "Am I a scumbag?" The male ghost sighed, "There was a time when the sea was full of water, except Wushan, which is not a cloud... I'm just more sentimental than ordinary people!"...