Novels That'll Make You Laugh to Death at Midnight

352 自 Since Ancient Times, Adultery Has Been the Fate of Human Life. Jin Wuming from Tianjiyuan8k WordsCompleted 2.8kReads8.9Score—Shelves

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Beautiful! ! ! ! !

354 身 How Can I Cultivate Immortality When Surrounded by Scammers? The Only Star in the SeaEastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing 510Reads—Score—Shelves

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This works. ➕A bookshelf. Excerpted from Chapter 131: I was an orphan in heaven and earth. I had no father or mother since I was a child. My two elders took pity on me and adopted me under their knees. There is also a young girl at home. My childhood sweetheart is the lotus flower. There is no money left in the humble house in Susukada, and the two elders work hard without complaining. The years have passed by and it has been eighteen years. Although the days of coarse tea and light food are bitter, the lotus flowers of my parents warm my heart. The little girl has grown up to be a talented and beautiful woman, and she is astonished to be the most beautiful woman in heaven. I am very happy with the lotus flower, and we have made a private commitment to never forget each other. One day, I met a cultivator by chance, and he said that I am extremely talented, and I want to be accepted as a disciple. The world is shocked when I get enlightenment. I have no intention of seeking immortality, and I want to be with the lotus flower until I grow old. But my family is poor and my parents are sick, so I have to repay my kindness by becoming a teacher. The elixir and elixir are delivered to my mouth, and my two elders are restored to their former glory. I went away with my master to seek the magic of immortality. We parted with tears, and swore not to forget each other in this life. We will live together forever after cultivating. We are reluctant to leave each other, and the fragrant grass knows my heart. I have been away for six winters and summers, and I think about the future every night. My master saw that my heart was moved, and ordered me to go down the mountain to pursue love. When I returned home, I sat paralyzed on the ground. The house was destroyed and the fields were empty. My two old men were dead and turned into bones. Lotus flowers cut themselves in mass graves. When I asked, I found out the reason. Anger arose in my heart, and I was greedy for women. I fell in love with the lotus flower and took it into my house. The lotus flower refused to follow me and ruined my appearance. The two old men were heartbroken and lost their lives. The lotus flower called me every day and I didn't respond. I sacrificed my life to follow him in the house. I searched for the lotus flower's broken body at night. The wolves and dogs bit me and destroyed my heart. The path to immortality has been cut off and I have no love. I swear to avenge my grievances as beauty. Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, the rich are not kind to me, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, the heaven and the earth are not kind, I will kill the sky, kill all the world without mercy, just for a soul of the lotus.

362 前 Ex-Boyfriend's Head Glows Green Writing Stories for FoodModern Romance118k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Laughing to death in the middle of the night will not pay for your life

368 穿 After Passing Through the Book, He Casually Overturned the Villain Cp's Vinegar Vat. Hook KingModern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 64.7kReads9.1Score12.1kShelves

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①✨**Others rely on teasing to conquer, but I rely on a series of slaps to conquer! **✨ Guan Yu wears books and binds the evil girl system—— **The task rules are simple and crude**: Complete the specific tasks to renew your life! **System**: "Have you seen the male lead? Hit him!" **Guan Yu**: "Good guy, you don't even need to lay the groundwork before you hit him. This is a super hero system, right?" 👋**Variety show live broadcast turned into a martial arts scene**: ✔️The male lead, the female lead, the male partner, the female partner, the director, and the assistant director are all whipped away! ✔️Passing by a camera? I only focused on slapping them and forgot to smack you, smack! ✔️Audience: "You are sitting at home, and the slap comes from the sky, even though it is late, it is here!" 💥**The villain husband makes his debut**: **System**: "This is your man! Slap me on the fart..." **Guan Yu**: "Pah! (Clear slap in the face)" **Assistant**: "If you slap the boss, you can't slap me~" **Guan Yu**: "Don't worry, it's easy. ②✨ **The system wants me to follow the plot? I will overturn the script table! **✨ Yun Xia failed to escape the tribulation and was struck by lightning and returned to the world of abuse—— **System**: "Please follow the original plot and play the vicious female supporting role~" **Yun Xia**: "Did you use your three thousand years of cultivation like this? " 💥**Record of Lian Zong Bei Epilepsy**: ✔️Fan calls "Buddhist son in Beijing circle"? Yunxia admires: This fan has such unique taste and loves Emperor Shunzhi. Tongzi wonders: What? How come Shunzhi is a Buddhist son in Beijing circle? Yunxia is excited: High position and powerful - emperor, affectionate and devoted - only doting on Concubine Dong E, son of Buddha - suspected of becoming a monk, Tongzi, which condition is not met? ✔️Does it feel bad to lick a dog? Go up and punch Bang Bang: "Does it hurt?" It won't hurt. I'll give you a couple of touch-ups." ✔️Senior brother from the world of immortality came in randomly, looked around the 5a scenic area, raised his hand and pointed: Look at my country. The director paused:...? The senior brother looked at the director team with relief: My officials are planning to come forward to seduce the guests who are close to him:?? ③Jiang Lian won a lottery of 5 million, and before he had time to shit on his boss's head and resign, he dressed as a control female supporting role of a crazy batch of female protagonists—— **System**: "Please keep the coward character to complete the plot~" **Jiang Lian**: "After five years of working at a desk, I know this question! " 💼**Practice of Wimp Learning in the Workplace**: ✔️The director scolded me for being late? He knelt down and hugged his thigh: "Please! Otherwise, you can only fight with the dog to eat shit! " (The director was so frightened that he skidded 800 meters and fled the scene) ✔️The villain wants to blow his wound? In the cold winter, he brought out an old-fashioned electric fan, which blew the villain's heart and made him feel cold. ④Yu Youyou dressed up as a vicious female supporting character with a miserable end, and her husband got off to a cheap start, but was torn into pieces. Divorce agreement worth billions: Women want a divorce, unless I die. Yu Youyou: It doesn't matter, I'll go crazy anyway. 🍜**Crazy Daily List**: ✔️Forcing the five-star chef to cook noodles with Wangzai milk (Chef Zhu hugged the arms of Neng Ma and Aunt Zhao: "Don't hold me, I'm going to question her!") ✔️Crawled like a zombie to greet her husband, and was picked up: "Dad! " ✔️The husband gritted his teeth: "Don't call me daddy! "Yu Youyou: You don't want a daughter? Then I'll be your father! My good son, call me daddy! Hey, hey, hey~" 😚

370 昨 Flow into the City Yesterday Spiny BougainvilleaUrban3.0M WordsCompleted 4.5kReads5.8Score366Shelves

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Say the important thing three times: Don't laugh! Don't laugh! Don't laugh! [Bookshelf plus one][bookshelf plus one][bookshelf plus one]

373 玄 Metaphysics' Young White-Haired Epileptic Grandma Is Going Crazy in the Entertainment Industry! Translation: Love to Eat Shark SculpturesModern Romance305k WordsCompleted 43Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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I laughed so hard in Sichuan-Chongqing dialect [face covering] [face covering] [face covering] [grass has been planted] [grass has been planted] [Original Party] [Bookshelf plus one]

383 水 Water Margin: Come and Kill Me If You Are a Brother Leyili12k WordsCompleted —Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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Hope it makes you smile.

384 狗 Dog Author! Copy My Book Review? Clouds Stop, Water FlowsUrban141k WordsCompleted 728Reads8.3Score107Shelves

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[Laughing evilly][laughing evilly][laughing evilly]

387 残 Residual Seal Dragon PestleUrban900k WordsCompleted 4.2kReads8.4Score502Shelves

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A high-quality book, a hard-core treasure for science and engineering men. It is a low-opening, high-impact, slow-burning, magical, realistic, suspenseful and brain-burning novel. The subject matter is novel and the logic is rigorous. There is no cheat code for the time-travel and rebirth system, and the narrative is funny and smooth without watering down. The content covers history, workplace, military, technology, national security, criminal investigation, scheming, murder, as well as high-tech espionage, hacker warfare, and aerospace electronic warfare. The ending has a profound twist and is tailor-made for old bookworms. If it doesn't look good, I will kill myself to death!

388 诡 Weird Paradise Ride a Pig and Go RaftingMystery1.2M WordsCompleted 8.2kReads8.8Score766Shelves

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To be honest! This book really made me laugh! It is recommended not to drink water while watching! Be sure not to eat!

392 给 Deliver Food to Ghosts: I Dare to Give You Bad Reviews and Make You Cry! Panax Notoginseng DeerUrban217k WordsCompleted 3Reads6.8Score—Shelves

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If you laugh to death, then die...

397 尽 Even If You Try Your Best, Even If Your Soul Travels Through the City, You Still Can't Escape the Pursuit of the Empress. Mr. PeanutUrban990k WordsCompleted 66Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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Must meet the requirements! The empress pursues a man, travels across the city with her soul, starts as a classmate in the school, embarks on a sweet love road, and jointly fights against the forces of those who cultivate immortal martial arts and supernatural powers. Wife control is strict! In the second book, the protagonist owes a debt and becomes a public enemy at every turn. What should I do if I obviously have the most powerful soul but I still have to do things for them when I can't use it?

399 小 My Junior Sister Is Overpowered, Yet Ridiculously Goofy The Princess Isn't Going HomeAncient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted 248.2kReads9.6Score26.5kShelves

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I lose if I don't laugh after reading Ye Qiao's Dafa of Cultivation of Immortals. I laugh until my stomach hurts [I also strongly recommend it] [I also strongly recommend it] [I also strongly recommend it]