Funny Stories About Running into Ghosts and Such 搞笑撞鬼之类的书
Translated by GPT-6 Luna
In this list
Reader notes translated by Google Translate
113
-
51
When the Funeral Dance Begins, the Living Must Flee 丧舞起,活人避
The Red Luan chapter of The Book of a Thousand Autumns, also known as Red Luan Ferry [Folk Professions + Southern Yunnan Mysticism + Paranormal Folklore + Strange Tales] I was supposed to die when I was six, but I joined a sect to prolong my life. A folk sect in southern Yunnan: warding off evil spirits and guiding the dead. There are countless rules and taboos in our line of work. “When the funeral dance begins, the living must stay away.” When the funeral dance is performed, the living must tu
86Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
52
In a Parallel World: My Strange Encounters with the Weasel Spirit 平行世界,我与黄皮子的那些事
(Supernatural, humorous, ridiculous. Take your time reading; the best parts come later.) A shortsighted weasel was undergoing a tribulation and asking humans to confer a title upon it when Tu Laosan, a greedy man who smiled while hiding a knife, knocked it unconscious with a brick. Yu Mu Leng Qiu happened to come across it while feeling unusually kindhearted. He bought the weasel for fifty yuan and put it in the hollow of a dead tree. Before leaving, he placed some of the bean cakes his grandpa
5Reads8.2Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
53
When Terror Descended, My Insane Social Skills Shocked the World 惊悚降临:社交牛x的我震惊世界
Qin Xiao, a world-class sales trainer and proud holder of a Social Skills Expert certificate, transmigrated into a parallel world where a terrifying game had descended. As it turned out, you could do anything you wanted as long as you had great social skills. Affection: 60 Rakshasa: “From now on, you're my brother, Lao Luo!” Affection: 90 Ghost King: “Big bro, take a look! Take a look at the kingdom your little brother conquered for you!” Affection: 100 Ghost Teacher: “Little brother, stay the n
494Reads9.4Score148Shelves
Reader note
-
54
What’s a Ghost to a Villain? 在恶棍面前,鬼算个啥
[Supernatural] [Comedy] [Transmigration] [Villain] [Capitalism] As the supernatural resurges and evil spirits run rampant, the System’s mission deadline is fast approaching. Fresh out of prison, Chu Feng can only quietly pinch out his cigarette. “I wanted to be a good person, but now I don’t have a choice.” Beautiful female ghost: “Find a cutie online, trick her into coming over, then make her a factory girl.” Red-clad Ghost King: “Help! This guy beats ghosts like they’re people!” Little ghost:
1.2kReads9.0Score107Shelves
-
55
Psycho Horror: In Front of Scumbags, What’s a Little Supernatural Weirdness? 鬼畜:人渣面前,诡异算个毛!
Synopsis: From the start, he blew up the Nogi Demon Shrine and burned down the Yasukuni Demon Shrine. Reborn in a world filled with the supernatural, where gates were scattered across the land, and behind them lay endless horrors and madness. System successfully activated. Binding to the Justice System... Confess your love to a supernatural being? A supernatural being comes asking you to name its true form? “Young master, what do I look like to you?” Chen Si: “You look like a little blonde, blue
2.7kReads9.2Score299Shelves
-
56
On Our Wedding Night, the Goddess Took Off Her Painted Skin and I Froze 新婚当夜,女神脱下画皮,我麻了
[Urban fantasy + Invincible + Everyday life + Mythology + Mystery + From the start] A goddess married him, and Ye Haotian thought he had reached the pinnacle of life. But! On their wedding night, just as he was about to open the door, he saw his stunning wife removing the skin from her face and applying makeup. Was this... a painted-skin ghost?! “Ding! Host has discovered a painted-skin ghost. Choose your course of action!” “Run without a word and never get involved with the supernatural again.
1.1kReads5.4Score103Shelves
Reader note
-
57
996 Even After Death: I Open a Supermarket in the Underworld 死后还要996:我在地府开超市
After working overtime for seven days straight, Su Zhe died suddenly. As his soul drifted away, a shabby sign sucked him into the "Three Realms Supermarket." The System announced in a chilly voice: "Trainee stock clerk Su Zhe, time until your soul scatters: 30 days." He stared at the shelves stocked with ghost cookies that had expired three hundred years ago, Meng Po's Soup that caused random amnesia, and height-boosting insoles that made your feet stink. He was completely dumbfounded. Just then
1Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
58
Bureau 747: The Paranormal Incident Investigation Unit 747局之妖怪事件处理科
Do you really know the colleagues around you? What about your classmates and family? The person you've lived with for years, the one you know best, might not even be human! In this world, humans and demons coexist. Demons can live among you in all sorts of ways. “They” might be the man selling jianbing on the street, or they might be your boss! If a top special forces soldier hadn't awakened his family's bloodline in a panic while carrying out a highly classified special mission, and then joined
482Reads7.1Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
59
As Long as I'm Ruthless Enough, Ghosts Can't Touch Me 只要我够凶,鬼就耐何不了我
Chen Ziye came out of prison “reformed” and was planning to do something bad to make some money. But he never expected to kidnap a female ghost! Chen Ziye: “Hello? Police? I kidnapped a female ghost, and now I have no idea what to do!” The police showed up, said he'd done the public a service, and rewarded him with ten thousand yuan! You can make money by kidnapping ghosts? And so… Female ghost: “Hello? Police? I'm the female ghost who escaped earlier. I've been kidnapped again!” Zombie: “You lo
7.3kReads9.2Score691Shelves
Reader note
-
60
Zhang Shiyi's Hilarious Ghost-Hunting Adventures 张十一的爆笑抓鬼生活
Fantasy and the supernatural, with a lighthearted, humorous tone and a touch of horror. My name is Zhang Shiyi. I have ten senior brothers, so my name is Zhang Shiyi. But all ten of my senior brothers are dead. They’re lying in the graves outside. What? My master? He’s dead too. The biggest, roundest grave is his. Haha~ Well, congratulations, then~ Get ready to sing: Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations to you, hey! Congratulations, congratulations to you~
24.8kReads9.1Score2.2kShelves
-
61
The Spooky, Hilarious Legend 恐怖幽默搞笑传
Synopsis of The Spooky, Humorous, Hilarious Tale Other streamers are scared out of their wits when they encounter ghosts on camera. When he runs into evil spirits, his go-to move is “cuddle up”! In a gloomy old mansion, instead of heartrending sobs, the streamer blasts his absurdly catchy “Good Luck Is Coming” theme music. A ghost in white lifts her long hair to scare him, only for him to whip out a pair of Tony's scissors and ask, “Want a makeover?” Even the supernatural crowd rushes to post co
3Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
62
To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前,鬼东西算个球
[Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries.
5.2kReads9.3Score862Shelves
Reader note
-
63
The Mystical Art of Spirit Communication 玄之通灵
This is a novel made up of short stories about supernatural events. Some are true, some are false, and some are exaggerated, with humor, comedy, horror, and all manner of paranormal happenings...
4Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
64
After the Whole Village Cleared the Game, Even the Supernatural Must Register Before Entering 全村通关后,诡异进村也得先登记
On the day disaster struck, Lu Chuan, a village committee secretary candidate, found himself moved into an old town with no exits! The midnight elevator eats people, haggling is forbidden at the market, and if you hear a baby crying, you have to applaud... The System forces everyone to fend for themselves, and anyone who disobeys is "deleted" on the spot. But Lu Chuan awakens the ability to annotate rules: every urban legend hides a condition that can be rewritten collectively! The villagers tak
—Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
65
Master, Stop Telling Fortunes. There's a Ghost in This Livestream! 道长别算了,这直播间闹鬼!
[Wacky Supernatural + Livestreaming + Deadbeat System] Lin Jiu stands on the rooftop of a ninety-nine-story building. Jump? No, no, no. Scam the System? Yes, yes, yes. His opening line: “Need a loan, sweetheart~” He borrows against his lifespan to buy Taoist arts, then livestreams himself fighting ghosts to earn merit and pay off his debt. All his strength comes from scamming, and everything he owns comes from trickery. He bounces between the worlds of yin and yang, while hundreds of thousands o
95Reads—Score108Shelves
Reader note
-
66
I Turned the Horror World Into a Raising Game! 我把惊悚世界玩成养成游戏!
A mysterious force descended upon Earth, giving rise to another world of terror. Everyone was forcibly sent into the world of horror games on their eighteenth birthday. While everyone else was immersed in fear, struggling to survive in the cracks between life and death, Qin Nuo discovered that he could earn System rewards by influencing the ghosts’ emotions. And every time he completed a dungeon, he could establish his own business in the world of horror. So he became a food runner at the Yin Sp
196kReads9.6Score24.7kShelves
Reader note
-
67
Special Operations Bureau 特事行动科
One thousand three hundred and ninety years ago, under the emperor’s direction, human adepts gained control of the “Void” and used it to create the “Wall,” which separated the real world from the anomalous one. After more than six centuries of effort by adepts from various schools, the anomalous remnants in the real world were finally purged, leaving humanity with a world of its own. Anomalous creatures became demons, ghosts, gods, and monsters in tales of the strange. As time passed, the adepts
1.1kReads7.0Score125Shelves
Reader note
-
68
The Mysterious Corpse Retriever 诡秘捞尸人
The Mysterious Corpse Retriever
20Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
69
Terror at the Luxury Estate 豪苑惊魂
Terror at the Grand Estate
19Reads—Score—Shelves
-
70
The Blind Woman’s Wedding 盲女的婚礼
The Blind Girl's Wedding
22Reads—Score—Shelves
-
71
The Secret of the Buddha Mother 佛母的秘密
The Buddha Mother's Secret
1Reads—Score—Shelves
-
72
The Mysterious Domain City 诡秘域都
The Mysterious Domain City
5Reads—Score—Shelves
-
73
The Qingling Rankings 清凌榜
The Qingling Rankings
2Reads—Score—Shelves
-
74
The Girlfriend Who Disappeared 我消失的女朋友
My Girlfriend Who Disappeared
14Reads—Score—Shelves
-
75
The Strange Sword 诡剑
The Ghost Sword
7Reads—Score—Shelves
-
76
Transmigrated to Another World to Work as a Cleaner 穿越异界干保洁
There isn't just one system of power in the world! Flying cars, lightsabers, talismans, virtual reality, artificial intelligence... Is it science or fantasy? A top game developer transmigrates to another world just to lie flat and take a job as a cleaner?! Is it a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality...?
—Reads—Score—Shelves
-
77
The Wi-Fi at My Grave Suddenly Has Full Bars 坟头WiFi突然满格
The Wi-Fi at the grave suddenly gets full bars
4Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
78
A Sweet, Bumbling Romance Between Yin and Yang 阴阳交错之甜蜜囧恋
A Sweet, Awkward Romance Between Yin and Yang
—Reads—Score—Shelves
-
79
My Girlfriend Is a Fox Spirit 我的女友是个狐狸精
Ever since the day Zhang Lang was born, the neighbors had called him a jinx. On the night of his birth, half of the tile-roofed house where his family had lived for three generations came crashing down. His parents sat with him in their arms amid the ruins, gazing up at the stars in despair. A fortune-teller had warned them long ago that the child was the reincarnation of a bringer of calamity, doomed to a life of misfortune with no way to escape it. Sure enough, he could get hit by a falling bi
9Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
80
I Hit a Ghost While Delivering Food: The Ghost Was Even More Timid Than Me 送外卖撞鬼:鬼比我还怂啊
My name is Su Xiaomai. I'm socially awkward, and I deliver takeout. When other people encounter ghosts, they're scared out of their wits. When I do, I only worry about bad reviews and rent. A starving ghost complained that the meal was too small and threatened me with a bad review. I burned him some spirit money, and got a five-star review in return. A gambling ghost dragged me into a game of Dou Dizhu. I deliberately lost, and he left me 300 yuan as a tip. A cat-loving ghost wanted to pet an or
—Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
81
From the Start, Livestreaming the Underworld: Who Would Dare Enter This Stream? 开局直播地府:这直播间谁敢上啊
[Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is
31.6kReads9.6Score3.9kShelves
Reader note
-
82
A Blind Date Turns into a Ghost Hunt: CEO, There’s Someone Hanging in Your Bedroom 相亲变捉鬼:霸总你卧室挂了个人
[Comedy + supernatural + metaphysics + wealthy-family feuds + a sharp-tongued heroine] Lin Qingjiu, a metaphysics expert, is forced to leave the mountain after her unlucky sect is stripped of its Taoist status. She bears the responsibility of clearing her entire sect's name. To save her seriously ill master, she accepts the Lin family's arrangement: a blind date. But the blind date turns into a ghost hunt, her date ends up in the hospital, and Lin Qingjiu ends up at the police station. Lin Q
364Reads8.6Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
83
I Quit My Job to Feed Ghosts: I Guide Spirits Across with Home-Cooked Meals 辞职喂鬼:我靠一锅烟火气渡魂
Quit My Job to Camp and Feed Hungry Ghosts! A Top Chef Uses the Comfort of Home Cooking to Handle Every Kind of Evil! I quit on the spot! I turned down a million-yuan salary, laid into my greasy boss, tossed my Michelin three-star badge aside, and drove my heavily customized camper van straight into the mountains for a camping trip. Who could've guessed that beneath this perfect campsite was a projection point leading from the mortal realm straight to King Qin Guang's palace in the underworld? W
—Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
84
I'm a Ghost-Hunting Deliveryman 我是送单捉鬼人
Who says people at the bottom can't defy fate? I'm a delivery guy, and I've bound myself to a Merit System. While others are still struggling to master basic Daoist techniques, my [Golden Light Incantation] has evolved into the [Unmoving Wisdom King Body], and my [Evil-Repelling Talismans] have fused into [Purple Firmament Divine Thunder Talismans]. One delivery, merit earned. I turn around and wipe out a hundred-year-old ghost king! An immortal? No, I'm just a delivery guy trying to make money.
2Reads—Score—Shelves
-
85
I Manage KPIs in the Ghost Realm 我在鬼界搞KPI
Lin Fan (a useless college student from the modern world, a master of snark, the king of slacking off, but always ready with an outrageous move when it counts)…
—Reads—Score—Shelves
-
86
Paranormal Tales from the Northeast Countryside 东北农村灵异小故事
Spooky Little Stories from the Northeastern Countryside
8Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
87
The Useless Disciple of the Hehuan Sect 合欢宗废材
[Absurd comedy + traditional fantasy + multiple heroines + espionage + battles of wits] Ye Huan is a disciple so disappointing that even the Hehuan Sect wants nothing to do with him. By chance, he obtains an inheritance, and from then on becomes a man who can hold up the heavens. One way for men to survive in the Hehuan Sect is to become spies. As it happens, Ye Huan is an espionage enthusiast, and with his exceptional powers of logical deduction, he matches wits with all sides on the covert fro
1.4kReads7.2Score137Shelves
Reader note
-
88
Heart-to-Heart Talks with a Vengeful Ghost 我和猛鬼谈谈心
“I'm a psychological counselor, but sometimes I have no choice but to have a heart-to-heart with vicious ghosts...” I'm Zhang Xinyan, and this is a record of my absurd life. Fate is like an invisible hand, leading me to use counseling to free suffering souls... Along this path, can I find the “answer” that has troubled me for years? Never in a million years did I think I'd become the protagonist of a novel one day... (This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Beli
—Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
89
The Super System Levels Up Whenever It Encounters a Ghost 超级系统撞诡就升级
“Hey, terrifying ghost girl, come over to my place!” Yang Ge said with a beaming smile as he dragged along a terrifying ghost who was already shaking with fear. “Ding! The terrifying ghost is startled. Upgrade point +1!” “Ding! The terrifying ghost is extremely frightened. Upgrade point +1!” “Ding! The terrifying ghost is so terrified it questions its very existence. Upgrade points +2!” …Listening to his upgrade points add up, Yang Ge felt absolutely delighted! Ah, I’ve leveled up again! …Whenev
132Reads6.3Score—Shelves
-
90
I’m an Immortal Cultivator, and I’m Beating Up Ghosts Online 我,修仙者,在线锤鬼
He transmigrates to another world, where demons and monsters are on the rise! A headless female ghost outside a lonely grave. A skinned ghost hiding in a mall fitting room. A morgue where the dead dance at midnight. The sinister, eerie Dongling Village… The world has been transformed, and evil spirits wreak havoc! Fortunately, Lu Xiu awakens a god-tier cultivation System. From then on, the world has a tough guy who chases vicious ghosts through the streets. Ghost King: “Holy crap! Big brother, l
958Reads7.5Score122Shelves
-
91
Me, Uncle Jiu's Junior Disciple: Divine Paper Figure Maker 我,九叔师弟:神级扎纸匠
Han Li transmigrates to a zombie world and joins Maoshan, only to nearly be killed by evil spirits. Just as he is on the brink of death, he awakens the Supreme Merit System and opens the beginner's gift pack, obtaining divine paper-figure crafting skills! From then on, he embarks on the supreme path of a Celestial Master, slaying demons and vanquishing ghosts!
4.4kReads7.7Score265Shelves
-
92
I Get Stronger by Tormenting Ghosts 我,折磨鬼就变强
Lin Yu obtains the Human-Playing-Ghost System. A female ghost? I'll help her trim her nails. A vengeful ghost? It's just his bad luck to run into me. A fierce ghost? Just watch how scared he is of me! Ghosts are just here to be tormented!
1Reads—Score—Shelves
-
93
Super Ultimate Ghost-Hunting System 超级无敌捉鬼系统
After his girlfriend dumped him, Ou Haochen was so heartbroken that he tried to end his life by jumping into the sea. Instead, he accidentally got an Invincible Ghost-Hunting System. From then on, with a club in hand and a chamber pot at my waist, I shoot one arrow of swagger and summon thousands of gods and ghosts. The Ten Kings of Hell obey my commands; no evil spirit in the world dares defy me. You’re a thousand-year-old Ghost King? I have a System! You’re an ancient demon? I have a System! Y
1kReads5.5Score110Shelves
-
94
Super Ghost-Catching System 超级捉鬼系统
Zhang Xiaochen, a paranormal fiction editor, was working overtime at the company when he was suddenly possessed by a Ghost-Catching System. His beautiful boss, Xu Yating, turned out to be his best weapon for catching ghosts. Thanks to the System, Zhang Xiaochen, who had once revered ghosts and gods, made repeated trips between the world of the living and the underworld. In the living world, he brought back people who were supposed to die, rescued beautiful women, and drove out ghosts and demons.
9Reads—Score—Shelves
-
95
Incense Ashes: I'm a Yin-Yang Medium 香灰:我是阴阳女先生
If someone asks to borrow money from you in a dream, promise me you won’t lend it. Because what you’re lending isn’t money, it’s your life. … Grandma called me a debt-collecting demon, and Mom called me a bringer of bad luck. All because, when I was born, a fire broke out at home for no apparent reason, and the villagers rushed over to help put it out. But no matter what they did, they couldn’t extinguish the flames. The fire only slowly died down after half the village had burned to the ground.
6.3kReads9.1Score670Shelves
-
96
Supernatural Revival: I See the Supernatural, and My Eyes Light Up 灵异复苏:看见灵异,我双眼发光
[Horror Revival + Invincible + System + Comedy] What, an evil spirit? Leave it to me! Ye Qing's eyes light up whenever he sees an evil spirit! Become a monk: I can tell at a glance that you're not human! In the Buddha's mercy, I'll redeem you! Become a Taoist priest: I can tell at a glance that you're no ordinary spirit! Boundless Celestial Venerable, I'll send you on your way! Join the Maoshan sect: a huge bundle of EXP, I'll take that! I'll slay you with my exorcism arts! These aren't evil spi
7Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
97
The Underworld Taobao Merchant 地府淘宝商
He is the underworld's number-one Taobao merchant. Even the Ten Yama Kings have to call him Boss.
39Reads7.4Score—Shelves
Reader note
-
98
The Emperor of Life and Death 生死帝尊
A bolt of heavenly lightning went astray, and Fang Yue, a stubborn holdout, died in the street. After extorting compensation from the Celestial Court, he was reincarnated. Watch how the great demon king Fang Yue stirs up the world and turns everything upside down.
6.1kReads8.7Score651Shelves
-
99
The King of Hell Has Arrived 阎王驾到
He was struck by lightning after making a bet. He thought his life was over, but unexpectedly gained Yin-Yang Eyes and began his ascent to the top. “Brother Yun! I need to discuss something with you. Let's talk at home, okay?” “Du Yun, are you free to come ghost-hunting at the teacher's apartment tonight?” “Brother Yun! Supernatural incidents have broken out across the three cities of Jiangbei. Please hurry and help!” The King of Hell is here! All ghosts, stand back!
12Reads8.4Score—Shelves
-
100
Between Two Worlds 走在两界间
The gods have fallen, the divine path has collapsed, and order between the worlds of yin and yang has descended into chaos. Monsters and spirits emerge everywhere between heaven and earth. Neon lights and wine, lovers whispering sweet nothings. Beautiful women, enchanting masks of skin. Who calls them beauties, and who calls them monsters? Beneath Qingfeng Mountain, a young man who has attained the Dao wields a long sword and takes command of the worlds of yin and yang. In plain language, C
69Reads7.1Score—Shelves
Other lists with When the Funeral Dance Begins, the Living Must Flee