Funny Stories About Running into Ghosts and Such 搞笑撞鬼之类的书

1. 101 黑 Could a Gangster Get Anywhere After Running Into a Ghost? 黑社会撞鬼有没有搞头？ Three-Season Scholar三季书生Mystery80k WordsOngoing In Yau Ma Tei, there are only three ways to stay alive: be ruthless, be crazy, or be good at putting on an act. Zhang Lin chose the third: pretending to be a gangster. He secretly memorized the names of gang bosses and dropped them whenever he met someone, somehow making it forty-seven days without getting beaten up. That was until Fat Dog cornered him in a dead-end alley. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The underworld has its head behind the ghosts

2. 102 茅 The Maoshan Taoist-Buddhist Master 茅山道释 Heaven and Earth Dream of Butterflies天地梦蝶Urban5.3M WordsOngoing [Maoshan] + [Supernatural] + [Urban Cultivation] + [Stunning Beauties] The mighty Heavenly Emperor is reborn, only to be driven to the brink by a predatory loan contract?! In my previous life, I was Shiti Huan Yindiluo, the Heavenly Emperor. My merits complete, I should have ascended beyond the heavens, but I was ambushed by petty villains, and my divine soul fell into the mortal world! Fortunately, the power of the Sumeru Realm protected me, and I was reborn alongside a Maoshan Celestial Maste 471Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 103 弥 Maitreya Heavenly Emperor 弥勒天帝 Heaven and Earth Dream of Butterflies天地梦蝶Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted [Mortal cultivation + creation of the heavens and myriad worlds + fantasy + beauties galore] Citi Tianxing has already reached the peak of the Heavenly Emperor realm, yet he resolutely gives up his position as sovereign over all worlds and ventures toward an even higher, unknown realm. He seeks to question the heavens: What is the meaning of cultivation? What is the purpose of creation? Follow him as he battles across the Myriad Worlds, comprehending the great mysteries of darkness, light, life, 190Reads6.2Score—Shelves
4. 104 开 A Ghost Scares Me Into Wetting Myself from the Start? I Spray Her Right in the Face 开局被鬼吓尿？我直接呲她一脸 Yao Lishibangde耀历世邦得Urban88k WordsOngoing (This is a new author with a new book, so the beginning might not be great. Give it a chance, and it’ll get really interesting!) My name is Wei Xiaoyao. I never imagined I’d transmigrate. I thought I’d go to college like I always planned, get some lousy job, and spend my whole life as a wage slave. If it weren’t for the paranormal resurgence, I might have believed it. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A book written by a novice, please support me (^◡^)✎

5. 105 我 Flirting with Ghosts at the Graveyard 我在坟头调戏鬼 Little Pavilion Listening to the Wind and Rain小亭听风雨Mystery54k WordsOngoing Dear readers, I just want to scare you to tears! Make you hide under the covers, too afraid to stick your head out... Better yet, watch it with your girlfriend... You know what I mean, bro. —Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 106 网 The Invincible Skeleton of Online Gaming 网游之骷髅无敌 Little Pavilion Listening to the Wind and Rain小亭听风雨Sports158k WordsCompleted The game “Heavenly Realm,” released after the internet boom of 2135, took the world by storm. The young Ouyang Shaohua rose to prominence using the Skeleton race, one of countless races, and embarked on a path to invincibility… No childish transmigration, no clichéd rebirth… The story is a little sweet, a little bitter, a little ambiguous, and a little heartwarming… Whether it’s good or bad is for the readers to decide. As the person who created it, I naturally hope you’ll enjoy it. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 107 诡 Haunted Villa, Forbidden Passion 诡墅迷情 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Mystery7k WordsCompleted Haunted Villa, Passionate Mystery —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Wen Wan is my best best friend, but I happened to do one thing that I felt sorry for her---that is, I stole her son's body before he was in his first seventh year. 1. I am recognized as a village beauty and a beauty in people's eyes. They say I am lively and enthusiastic, and everyone praises me for being cheerful and generous. But who knows how miserable my private life is! "Open the door! Open the door for me quickly!" Someone kept knocking on the door of my courtyard, "Damn money loser, Sangmenxing..." This is a stinky man smelling of alcohol, and he is also my nominal father. My stepfather's biggest hobby is actually not drinking, but gambling. But as the saying goes, nine times out of ten you lose, but I have never seen him win money anyway. Every time he lost money, he would ask my mother for money to buy alcohol, and he would get drunk whenever he drank. Whenever he gets drunk, he will come back to take out his anger on my mother. I don't even know how many times my mother was beaten by him. Unfortunately, he can no longer hit my mother tonight, because now she is lying in a cold coffin. Yes, my mother is dead, but she didn't die of illness or being beaten to death by him. No one knows exactly how she died. Some people say that my mother was possessed by an evil spirit and took her life because she was haunted by an innocent spirit. Anyway, she died very strangely, and before she died, she said a lot of crazy things that none of us could understand. Today is July 14th, which is also her first seventh day. But she could never close her eyes, they were as wide as bells, and she refused to close her eyes. I think she must still be thinking about someone else. I heard from the old people in the village that people's souls would come back on the first seven days, and I didn't know if it was true or not. I hid behind the door and quietly observed my mother's body through the narrow crack in the door. 321

8. 108 鬼 The Ghost Cultivator Descends the Mountain, and Everyone Who Crosses Me Goes Mad with Fear 鬼修下山，惹我的人都吓疯了 Live with All Your Might用力活着Urban113k WordsOngoing [Feel-good power fantasy, proceed with caution!] A master descends from the mountains, a ghost cultivator enters the mortal world. He strikes without hesitation and always repays kindness and vengeance! I was rejected when I went to propose to “Qin Zijue,” the goddess of Jiangbei? Fine! I can't be bothered to argue. I'll have your dead Grandpa Qin talk it over with your parents. Qin Zijue doesn't like me? I'm this handsome, and you really have the nerve to say that? Fine! We'll meet in our dream —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Deal with people when you meet them, deal with ghosts when you meet ghosts! Specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction!

9. 109 女 A Female Ghost Pins Me Down in Bed, So I Summon the Jade Emperor 女鬼压床，我直接请神玉皇大帝 Dog Who Wants to Lie Flat想躺平的狗Mystery123k WordsOngoing The gods are dead, and ghosts run rampant. The human race, once blessed with the fortune of Heaven and Earth, has now become livestock, raised as food for ghosts. Whispers by your pillow, faces at the window... Could it all be an illusion? Since the gods are dead, I shall be your god! Are you still fighting ghosts to break through your bloodline shackles? Are you still sitting in lonely meditation, chasing an elusive spark of insight? Come, believe in Zhang Di, worship Zhang Di, and get stro 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Laughing to death [covering face] definitely a dark horse

10. 110 开 A Ghost Catcher's Livestream from the Start, This Stream Is Brutal 开局鬼差直播，这直播间太狠了吧 Young Master as Ever公子如初Mystery312k WordsCompleted [Live Streaming + Ghost Hunting + Interaction Between Yin and Yang] “Welcome to my livestream! I’ll be taking you on a journey between the worlds of the living and the dead. Hop on!” Gu Hui is a ghost bailiff from the Underworld who accidentally obtained the Underworld Crossover Livestream System. Watch him capture souls, hunt ghosts, deliver dreams, and explore the various departments of the Underworld. He’ll take you on a tour of both worlds. Millions tune in to the Underworld livestream as he 6Reads6.2Score—Shelves

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    Character characteristics: cool, funny, human-ghost interaction

11. 111 玩 Are You Kidding Me? You Think Lying to Ghosts Can Make You a God? 玩呢？你说骗鬼能封神？ Third Young Master of Gao Laozhuang高老庄三少Urban313k WordsOngoing Zhuang Wuchang, a timid shop clerk born with yin-yang eyes, discovers that his offhand bluffs can force ghosts to honor their promises. From then on, he uses “contracts” to make his way through the worlds of the living and the dead: getting a starving ghost to run the cafeteria, hiring a hanged ghost to perform acrobatics, and tricking a ghost who jumped off a building into becoming a motivational speaker. It’s not until the beautiful, thousand-year-old ghost immortal Wu Meier shows up to “share 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The male protagonist who is a social beast turned into a god by cheating people into signing contracts! Use KPIs to assess ghost employees, use gambling agreements to deceive judges, and use the underworld to become a big factory. Hilarious supernatural + exciting workplace stories.

12. 112 鬼 Mercy, Ghost Warden! 鬼差大人，饶命 A Very Impressive Pen Name笔名很秀Mystery57k WordsOngoing One dark and stormy night, Zhou Ting happened to meet a woman who claimed to be a ghost official, and in the process, brought deadly trouble upon himself. To protect himself, Zhou Ting had no choice but to become a deputy ghost official, all the while questioning his own sanity. From then on, he was dragged into an endless whirlpool of trouble between the worlds of the living and the dead... —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I write whatever I want, and you can read whatever you want. Note: Please uninstall your brain when reading, and then install and restart after reading...

13. 113 鬼 Sleep Paralysis Begins 鬼压床开始 Dreams Are Reality Too梦亦是现实Mystery122k WordsOngoing This is an age when ghosts descend upon the world. Have you ever encountered anything strange? For example, have you ever been pinned down by a ghost in your sleep? Did you fight back, or even manage to move? Chen Ye was haunted by a ghost because his vital energy was weak, and it even affected him in the real world. He overcame his fear, defeated the ghost, and merged with it. Everyone is the protagonist of their own story, but some make it to the end. Some once-in-a-century geniuses cultivate —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    In a world where ghost energy is resurrected, Chen Ye is out of energy and is haunted by ghosts. The ghosts are unable to move. At first, they pray to Bodhisattva, but then they turn to their ancestors. Finally, he musters up the courage to face the ghosts.

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