I Have Run Out of Books! Please Recommend Something So Funny I Laugh Until My Stomach Hurts at Midnight! 书荒了！求🉑在半夜笑到肚子疼的书！！
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The Tide Between Beijing and Hong Kong 京港澜渡
[The rating just opened, slowly climbing] [Hong Kong old-money style vs. Beijing political circles] [Intrigue and covert battles among the wealthy] [High-IQ business and romance] [Slow burn, not a fast-paced power fantasy; feel free to skip chapters] Four pairs of hunters, four hunts. The rain pours over Hong Kong. Come enjoy a TVB-style romance, business-war, and suspense drama! Sweet nothings go beyond “Stay a little longer” and “I adore you” to include “I’m crazy about you.” Duplicity is the
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- 102 Ten Realms: I Was Ordinary 十界：我本平庸 (We are all ordinary people. Some say they don’t understand what I’m writing! The truth is, I simply want to tell the story of an ordinary person who keeps growing, improving, and learning. He feels lost and helpless, never knowing what to do. His life is full of stumbles, but through repeated setbacks and lessons, he slowly grows! Some people are born in Rome, while he is stuck in the mud. In Rome, it’s easy to cross the finish line. But there’s something all the more inspiring about perseverin 7.1kReads9.1Score59514d adds
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After Returning from Immortality, I Became a CEO’s Bodyguard 成仙归来后，我成了总裁保镖
A vocational-school student is tricked by his childhood friend into joining a scam compound, where he meets Shu Wanqing. After making a clever escape, he is hunted by gangsters and falls into a rift in space, becoming a cultivator. In the immortal realm, he wipes out the demon clan and battles the realm's patriarchs. After reaching the pinnacle of cultivation, he returns to the human world. While seeking revenge, he meets Shu Wanqing again. She has inherited her family's fortune, and Ling Jue be
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- 104 The Delightful Oddities Happening Around Me 身边的那些开心异事 The Happy, Curious Happenings Around Me 19Reads—Score—14d adds
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My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴
[Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w
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- 106 My Immortal Cultivation Journey Is Bursting with Spring! 我的修仙之路，春意盎然哪！ [Immortal Cultivation] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Mythology] [Monsters and Spirits] [Fantasy] [Cultivation] My name is Li Po. After being reborn, I became Zhu Bajie's disciple by a twist of fate, inherited his teachings, and entered the world of immortal cultivation through his introduction. Immortal cultivation, comedy, daily life, and a bevy of beauties have become the defining features of my cultivation journey, because I know full well that my way of cultivating is nothing —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 107 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 931Reads8.1Score—14d adds
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Soul-Seizing Immortal Emperor 摄魂仙帝
In my previous life, I proved the Dao with my divine soul and looked down upon all the worlds. In this life, I will use my remnant soul as a guide to forge an invincible path anew. Those who insult me will have their souls seized with a single thought and be tormented by inner demons; those who betray me will have their spirits taken with a flick of my finger and be cast into the underworld for all eternity. In this life, I rise from humble beginnings and endure trials of blood and fire. See how
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My Best Friend and I Became the Fake and Real Heiresses, and the Big Shots Begged to Cuddle Up 和闺蜜穿成真假千金，大佬求贴贴
[Best friends transmigrate together and join forces | Both couples are chaste | Silly and hilarious] Lazy, sharp-tongued biological heiress heroine x overachiever, bargain-hunting fake heiress best friend My best friend and I transmigrated together and became the real and fake heiresses of a wealthy family, sworn enemies on the surface. The whole capital's social circle was waiting for us to tear into each other, while our scumbag rich dad put us through one test after another to make us fight.
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He Ended Up at a Widow's House 他穿到了寡妇家
Because of the wicked eldest uncle’s scheme, the original Wen Liang inexplicably died in a widow’s bed. Wen Liang from the apocalypse happened to transmigrate into his body, beat up the widow, then went back and gave the Wen family a thorough beating. But the people at the Wen family’s old home were like vampires, setting their sights on Wen Liang’s family. Later, the original’s younger sister, Wen Yu, was also framed by the eldest uncle and the widow, forced to become someone’s concubine, and d
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The Cat-Paw Martial Heroine: Fleeing Her Way to the Top 三脚猫女侠，逃命成为天下第一
The Three-Legged Cat Swordswoman: Fleeing for Her Life to Become the Greatest Under Heaven
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- 112 Innkeeper, Don't Think You Can Escape: The CEO's Runaway Pregnancy 民宿老板别想逃：女总裁的“带球跑” The B&B Owner Can't Get Away: The CEO's "Pregnant and on the Run" Romance 183Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Legendary Han Xin, the Greatest General of All Time 千古第一将韩信之千古传奇
Han Xin was born a beggar, so where did he learn his astonishing military strategies? Where did he master such superb swordsmanship? How did he win every battle without a single defeat? Why were his victories so decisive, with large-scale clashes against his opponents so rare? How were his battlefield instincts and judgments so precise? This book recounts every one of Han Xin’s legendary exploits in detail.
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The Great Era: The Mystic Sect’s Military Strategist 大时代之玄门军师
In a nutshell: The wolves of Wall Street, the kingpins of Hong Kong, and the financial sharks of the mainland all thought he was a harmless little fox. Only after they lost everything, landed behind bars, and wished they were dead did they realize: this guy was an old celestial master in human skin. My name is Jiang Jianjun. On the surface, I’m a low-key financial analyst who returned from overseas, a small-time antique shop owner, and a traditional Chinese medicine doctor at a clinic. In realit
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- 115 Jiang Ziya's Memoirs 姜子牙回忆录 In a nutshell: A hundred-year-old good-for-nothing who can't do anything right is forced by Heaven to appoint 365 gods, yet somehow fails to secure a divine title for himself. Still, he thinks it was worth it. In a little more detail: At seventy-two, Jiang Ziya went up the mountain to study the Dao, but after forty-three years he still hadn't learned a thing. After coming back down, the wind blew away the flour he was trying to sell, a wolf made off with the mutton he was selling, and his butch 16Reads—Score—14d adds
- 116 What If I'm the Savior? 万一我是救世主 An ordinary wage slave who loves saying “what if” is told by a trash-can robot that he’s humanity’s savior. Then, while traveling through time and space, he meets twelve women with wildly different personalities, from modern-day overworked office drones to ancient beauties, from alien princesses to AI goddesses. Some want to save the world, some want to destroy it, and one just wants to ask Wang Dachui, “When are you finally going to pay me back?” 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 117 The Handbook of Political Intrigue 权谋手册 If you think this is a serious political-strategy novel, you’re in for a laugh. Li Wudi, a low-level programmer ground down by the 996 work culture, finds a copy of The Handbook of Political Maneuvering beside a trash can. He thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of life, only to discover that everything in the book is true, but every trick comes with a catch! He “notices the small signs and predicts the big picture,” foresees his company going under, and spends all night making a ten-page Pow 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 118 The Takeout Deliveryman Becomes an Emperor 外卖成大帝 He was a food delivery rider in an urban village, dumped, mocked, and ground into the dirt by fate. He gnawed on a cold meat bun in the rain, never knowing that a single time he had helped a stranger change a tire three years earlier was now barreling toward him in the form of five billion yuan. The Heavenly Dao Gratitude System awakened: the 3,021 acts of kindness you've shown over the past three years will be repaid with interest, in ways you could never have imagined. Overnight, he went from 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 119 My Name Is Zhu Chongba: A Bowl from the Start 我叫朱重八开局一个碗 Don’t let the title fool you: the story is even more ridiculous than it sounds. My name is Zhu Chongba, from Fengyang, Anhui. Occupations: cowherd, monk, beggar, rebel, emperor. Starting equipment: a chipped bowl. Completion reward: the whole world. When I was born, the whole room glowed red. Actually, the neighbor’s house was on fire, and my father had to pay him three chickens. When I was a monk, I rang the bell and came up with “The Tune That Wakes the Hungry.” The abbot said I had insight. I 24Reads—Score—14d adds
- 120 The Qin Empress: The Tale of Mi Yue 大秦女帝：芈月传 “My name is Mi Yue. I am from Chu, and I became the queen dowager of Qin. In my life, I have killed people, loved people, been loved, and been hated. But if I could live it all over again, I would still choose this path. Because you are on it.” In a nutshell A hilarious, wish-fulfillment tale about an illegitimate princess of Chu sent to Qin as a gift. Starting as the lowliest “Ba Zi,” she rises all the way to become Qin’s Dowager Xuan. Armed with superpowers that let her read minds and glimpse 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 121 The Comic Tale of Sun Wukong 孙悟空笑传 I am Sun Wukong. I sprang from a crack in a rock. I had no father or mother, and I survived as a child thanks to an old female monkey who found me. But I have three secrets: First, I can hear what everyone is thinking. Second, I can talk to any animal. Third, and most importantly, anything I boast about comes true as long as someone believes me. So my life motto is simple: boast whenever you can, put on a show whenever you can, and never go easy on a prank. On Flower-Fruit Mountain, I boasted th 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 122 Li Xiaoyao 李逍遥 My name is Li Xiaoyao. I’m a waiter at the Cloud Come and Go Inn in Yuhang Town, and my greatest dream in life is to make money while lying down. Then a drunken Taoist latched onto me, a fairy moved into my house, and a crazy girl started chasing me around and beating me up. That’s when I realized that fate, the bastard, had dug a huge pit for me long ago. After learning a few sword-flying techniques, I thought I was on my way to the top. But what happened? I escorted a girl home and got chased 38Reads—Score—14d adds
- 123 The Legacy of the Roots 根的传承 A literary record of four decades of grassroots reform in China From disputes over water and the allocation of land to mining safety reforms and financial innovation, this work depicts how reform took shape on the ground. It is not a grand narrative from official documents, but a close look at concrete problems: a well, a plot of land, a human life. Building a bridge between theory and reality Jiang Qihua says, “I have to read two books at once: one in the classroom, and one across the land of 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 124 I’m Incomprehensible 我深不可测 A good-for-nothing office drone unexpectedly awakens the “Four Keeps” superpower: always leave yourself an out, hold back a little when you speak, keep a backup plan, and don't use up all your good fortune. He only wants to keep his head down and slack off, but the entire company mistakes him for a profound master. Thus begins his hilarious, forced rise to success. Li Buyi originally just wanted to keep being useless, but he discovers that the more he “holds back,” the more absurd things get: · 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 125 Handsome Guys Have Good Luck 帅哥有好运 The day I got dumped and fired, a meteorite hit me. Lin Xiaoqiang was an unlucky office drone who couldn’t even get a seasoning packet with his instant noodles. His girlfriend of five years cheated on him with a rich second-generation heir, and his company kicked him out soon after. With nowhere else to turn, he climbed onto an unfinished building and leaped only to be hit squarely by a meteorite falling from the sky. When he woke up, the world had changed. His ex set him up and accused him of t 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 126 I Think I'm a Robot 我应该是机器人 Synopsis A long novel blending science fiction, suspense, and everyday comedy, it tells the story of Jiang Qihua, a former programmer who wakes up in a strange world to find seven beautiful women beside him, all claiming to be his “wives.” And that’s only the beginning of a string of absurd events. As the story unfolds, Jiang Qihua gradually discovers the truth: he is a copy of a human consciousness implanted in a robot body. His relationship with his seven robot wives, each with a distinct pers 4Reads—Score—14d adds
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After I Transmigrate into a Book, I Become an Obsessive Man's KPI 穿书后我成了偏执男的KPI
Also known as: Help! This System escaped from a mental hospital! Xu Ningjing transmigrated into a melodramatic Mary Sue and Gary Stu novel, becoming a cannon-fodder side character who shared her name. The original Xu Ningjing caused trouble at every turn and went crazy for love. In the end, the obsessive male side character, He Qilin, slowly killed her, step by step: sending her dead rats, psychologically terrorizing her, and gently describing how cold the water would feel when she drowned. Ca
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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Help! This Lousy System Is Making Me Found a Sect! 救命！这破系统让我开宗立派！
After transmigrating to another world as a sickly man, the male lead triggers a System: if he fails to save twenty people within three years, he’ll die of his illness. He sets off on a journey to save people, meeting one lovely confidante after another along the way. In the end, he’s forced to found a sect and finds his happy ending. (This is not a cultivation novel.) The premise is fairly fresh, leaving behind the traditional level-up-and-fight-monsters formula. The protagonist is frail at firs
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- 130 The Mighty Little Constable 神通小捕快 “One leaf riding the wind, roaming ten thousand miles; a dashing constable, famous throughout the land.” The most righteous men are often those society looks down on, and heroes rise from the streets. The spring breeze and I are both passing travelers, but your name alone belongs to the martial world. Ye Fei, a lowly errand boy at an inn, is rejected by the Su family because he's nothing but a nobody who runs errands! Who could have guessed that after getting drunk, saving a beauty, and catching 15.1kReads8.8Score1.5k14d adds
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Demon Monk: Robbing the Heavenly Dao 妖僧：打劫天道
[Comedy] [Sneaky Schemer] [Roguish and Wicked] [Gap-Moe] [Dark and Cunning] The bandit chief Jing Tian's lifelong dream is to rule the mountains and rob travelers. One day, while leading his men out to waylay a caravan, he happens upon the abbot of Vajra Temple and the Demon Lord fighting to the death. They perish together, and the abbot's natal relic unexpectedly burrows into Jing Tian's head and fuses with him. The relic reshapes his body into an innate Buddhist form. His beard and black hair
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- 132 Demonic Child Cultivates Immortality: The Divine-Demonic Body Leads Me to the Supreme Dao 魔童修仙：神魔体助我无上大道 Roguish and Wicked Sneaky Schemer Cautious Cultivation Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger Decisive and Ruthless In his previous life, Hun Tian was one of Earth's top special forces soldiers. He died and transmigrated to the cultivation world, only to fall into the Blood Abyss Demon Palace, the foremost demonic sect, and become a murderous child puppet awaiting brainwashing. His rare dual souls allowed him to retain his consciousness. After thirty days of enduring and lying low, he used thirty spirit 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 133 Hidden Dragon, Sheathed Edge: The Sect’s Number One Slacker 潜龙藏锋：宗门第一混子 [Comedy] [Sneaky Schemer] [Roguish and Wicked] [Cautious Cultivation] [Greedy] [Smooth and Cunning] A roguish, wicked, dark-minded deliveryman and sneaky schemer is run over by a truck and dies, only to transmigrate into the body of Hun Tian, a good-for-nothing who has been stuck at Canglan Immortal Sect for ten thousand years! The original Hun Tian had a shattered dantian and completely destroyed spirit roots. After suffering three years of bullying, he was eventually beaten to death by his fe 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 134 Devour All Arts: Laughing My Way to Supreme Power 吞噬万法：一路笑闹登至尊 [Lighthearted Comedy] [Roguish Sneaky Schemer] [Dark and Cunning] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] While everyone else reveres pure spirit roots, only Shitian has a worthless, mixed spirit root that everyone despises. The moment he joins the sect, he is written off as the worst disciple and subjected to endless ridicule. But no one knows that this seemingly useless root is actually the [Myriad Transformations Mixed Spirit Root]. It can devour cultivation techniques, spells, and spiritual energy, 18Reads—Score214d adds
- 135 I Was a Villain, Yet Became a Man of Virtue 我本恶人：却成了道德善人 [Comedy] [Sneaky Schemer] [Roguish and Wicked] [Dark and Cunning] [Misunderstandings and Contrast] The orphan Lu E has endured every hardship life can throw at him, and vows to become the greatest villain in the world. By chance, the Heavenly Dao's supreme treasure of merit unexpectedly merges with his body, and strange things begin happening. He sets out to do evil and stir up trouble, but his actions are forcibly turned into good deeds. The more merit he accumulates, the stronger he becomes. 8Reads—Score114d adds
- 136 Reborn in the Sixties: My Supermarket Space Leads Me to the Top 魂穿六零：超市空间走上人生巅峰 Golden finger: an inventory space linked to a personal supermarket In his previous life, Lin Tian was an orphan with no one to rely on. After drifting through life for years, he started from nothing and built a large supermarket. His career was a success, but he remained lonely all his life. He longed for family and envied those with both parents, siblings by their side, and a home full of friends and relatives. In his forties, he died unexpectedly in a car accident. In a single moment, his soul 91Reads—Score—14d adds
- 137 Roguish Cultivation 痞道修真 [Funny] [Cunning Schemer] [Roguish and Wicked] [Scheming] [Playing the Pig to Eat the Tiger] Hello, fellow Daoists! I’m an author who gets by writing jokes. I don’t have any lofty ambitions. I just want Li Tengyun to run wild in the cultivation world: flirting shamelessly with Ouyang Chunxiao while driving all sorts of big shots to question their sanity. I taught him to be roguish and wicked, I wrote all his cheesy lines, and I scripted every instance of him playing the pig to eat the tiger! Don 9Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Pig Who Couldn’t Escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie Works Like a Beast at Gao Laozhuang 逃不出高老庄的猪，八戒在高老庄当牛马
The pig who can't escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie works like a beast of burden at Gao Laozhuang
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- 139 Don't Lie Flat on the Path to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Open a Huaguoshan Tourism Company 成佛别躺平！猪八戒帮大圣开个花果山旅游公司 Don't Lie Flat on the Road to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Start a Huaguo Mountain Tourism Company 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 140 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I’ve Attained Enlightenment, Now I’m Going Back to Gao Village to Slack Off 八戒闯西游：修成正果，俺回高老庄摆烂 Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: After attaining enlightenment, I’m heading back to Gao Village to slack off —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 141 Dragon Cub in the Heavenly Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s Great-Grandson 天牢龙崽：我是汉武帝的皇曾孙 Little Dragon in the Celestial Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s great-grandson 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 142 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King Apart 八戒闯西游：手撕渣男牛魔王 Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King to Pieces 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 143 While Others Build Careers, She Chases Handsome Men: Princess Taiping Turns All of Tang China Into Her Playground 别人搞事业她搞帅哥，太平公主渣翻全大唐 Everyone else builds careers, but she goes after handsome men: Princess Taiping wreaks havoc across the Tang Empire 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 144 Honor of Kings: While Others Become Heroes, I Become a Minion and Slack Off 王者：别人穿英雄，我穿峡谷小兵摆烂 Honor of Kings: Everyone else becomes a hero, but I become a minion in the Rift and slack off 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 145 The Red-Browed Rebellion’s Greatest Heroine 赤眉第一女枭雄 The Red-Browed Rebellion’s First Female Warlord 74Reads—Score—14d adds
- 146 Journey to the West: Everyone Lands in the Kingdom of Women, the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Just Wants to Cry 西游：全员掉进女儿国，满街美人猪八戒却只想哭 The Whole Journey to the West Cast Falls Into the Kingdom of Women, and the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Can Only Cry 33Reads—Score—14d adds
- 147 The Old Sword of Duling: The Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 杜陵故剑：汉宣本纪 The Sword of Duling: A Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 26Reads—Score—14d adds
- 148 Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Conquer the North Sea by Playing It Safe 穿越维京：我靠苟道称霸北海 Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Rule the North Sea by Keeping My Head Down 95Reads—Score214d adds
- 149 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色，我只是想有个家 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 104Reads—Score—14d adds
- 150 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精？俺老猪舍不得 Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 80Reads—Score—14d adds
