[Laugh-out-loud comedy + Urban life + System + Cultivation + Trickster + Mastermind + Sharp tongue]
Shen Mengtian was being robbed from the start when he activated the System and became a cultivator.
By accident, he got caught up in a battle between cultivators and monsters.
His very first encounter was with a tree demon that wanted to make sure he never saw the sun rise again.
No rush. No panic.
He lit a cigarette and said gravely, “What’s wrong with you? Is it illegal to live until tomorrow? If you make it till tomorrow, we’ll celebrate your funeral!”
Then he went and called over ten Black brothers.
“Come on, guys, fertilize it and water it. Let it have a taste of some fine liquor!”
The tree demon never recovered.
Bystander A: “This guy challenged me to a fight. I got my people together and headed straight for the agreed location, only to find he’d picked the police station. I’m sitting in a cell now. Please send help.”
Bystander B: “I made a bet with him, and when I won, he refused to admit it. He slapped me and accused me of cheating. When I caught him cheating, he hit me with a wrench and said there was no rule against cheating.”
And so, the cultivation world gained a cultivator who left men speechless and women in tears.
He foisted refrigerators on people in Antarctica and sold leather shoes to people in Wenzhou.
He put laxatives in the turtle pond and American dollars in the merit box.
An elderly man with an immortal bearing: “Young friend, please don’t come back. We’re all taking brain supplements now, so we won’t get dementia.”
A young man just starting out: “You pay for it when you don’t listen to your elders. I regret not listening to my grandpa and picking a fight with him. I took on more than a dozen guys and didn’t go down. Think I’m tough? No, they tied me to a utility pole and beat me.”
If this doesn’t make you laugh, you can hit me
Not bad, very funny, the author spends a lot of time surfing the Internet
The author usually watches live broadcasts frequently.
It really made me laugh! Hahahahaha