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Teacher Laoliu: I Got Soaked, and You Want to Hold an Umbrella? 老六老师：我淋过雨你们想撑伞？
[Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe
22.1kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves
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From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall 开局地摊卖大力
[The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money!
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SCP Foundation: I Am a Spawn of the Evil God SCP基金会：我是邪神眷属
Abnormal entities flicker endlessly in the darkness. The stars shine bright, and the Old Ones are about to awaken. Xiao Luo, a psychiatric patient, transmigrates into a world where SCP and the Cthulhu Mythos coexist, and accidentally becomes a servant of an evil god. Watch as he fights madness with madness and despair with despair in this bizarre world.
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Another World: I Have a Little Brother from Earth 异界：我有一个地球的小弟
Wang Fugui was framed by his sect and exiled to the wilderness to fend for himself, but he obtained a Hongmeng Sacred Artifact that could let Earth players transmigrate their souls into the Hongwu Continent through a virtual online game. Using it, Wang Fugui founded the Qiankun Sect and recruited Earth players as disciples. From then on, a peculiar sect appeared in the Hongwu Continent. “What? Qiankun Sect's disciples are this fearless of death?” “What? The person I've killed several times just
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I Ignite the Divine Flame and Command Billions of Fanatical Believers 点燃神火，我有亿万狂信徒
[System + absurd comedy + everyone misreads the situation] Ye Yu transmigrates to a world of gods where anyone has a chance to become a deity. Ignite divine fire, condense a godhead, and create a divine realm: that's all it takes to become a god. While everyone else dreams of having followers from special races, the absurd players from Earth become Ye Yu's followers! While other gods are still fretting over how to earn faith points, Ye Yu has already started rampaging through the divine world wi
6kReads8.7Score450Shelves
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Apocalypse: My Fortress Soldiers Work Nine to Five 末世：我要塞小兵，朝九晚五
Hilarious + System + spiritual qi revival + the protagonist doesn’t build a harem “Why did you enlist?” “My life is missing a rich older woman.” “Aren’t you afraid of dying?” “Aren’t you?” “I am.” “Then why ask!”
1.6kReads8.3Score116Shelves
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Honghuang: Lady Nuwa Shows Up Pregnant at the Demon Ancestor's Door 洪荒：魔祖大人，女娲带孕上门了
Luo Hao accidentally transmigrated to the Primordial World and became the younger brother of Demon Ancestor Luohu. While traveling around the Primordial World, he encountered a mysterious snake demon in the form of a beautiful woman. As the Dragon-Han Tribulation was about to begin, the Four Great Demon Lords hurried in to report: “Demon Ancestor, Nüwa is here to attack us!” Ha! Does the Demon Clan look like an easy target? Luo Hao stormed down to the foot of Mount Sumeru, only to see a scene li
5kReads8.6Score656Shelves
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For the Sake of Immortality, I Refuse a Billion-Dollar Fortune! 为了修仙，我！拒绝百亿家产！
After failing the college entrance exams, Lin En awakened a Tycoon Cultivation System. “Ding! The System has issued a task: Host, break through to the Nascent Soul Realm within five minutes!” “Task failure penalty: 999 Nine-Turn Divine Soul Pills and one Immortal's Training Ground!” Lin En figured he could only grit his teeth and accept the penalty for failing this task! “Ding! The System has issued another task: Break through to the Nascent Soul Realm within ten minutes! Failure will result in
17.5kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves
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From the Start, I Become the World Tree 开局成为世界树
The Primordial God, Lord of the World, Creator of all things, the greatest innate deity, Miao Sheng watched the gods being swallowed up by an endless tide of players and sighed. “The chives have grown. It’s time to launch a new expansion.”
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Superpowers: I Have a Replication Mirror 超能：我有一面复刻镜
[Gods Descend, Calamity Begins] When cultivators from the divine realm invade Earth, superpowers and modern weapons become humanity's last line of defense! Can Gou Chen and Adam, Earth's only two superpower academies, shoulder humanity's future? What kind of hidden strength does Huaxia, hailed as the Chosen Nation, possess? This is a feast for the Godslayers! A young man gains the power to replicate abilities. With a mortal body and the power of the world in his hands, he will ultimately slay th
134.9kReads9.6Score16.8kShelves
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The Righteous, Sharp-Tongued Emperor: Insulting People Makes Me Happy and Rich 正义毒舌帝：怼人让我爽且富
[Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world!
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Mysterious Space 神秘空间
Qin Mu is a big name in the Mysterious Space. His surname is Qin, his given name is Mu, his courtesy name is Half-Mad, his title is the Black-Hearted Recluse, and his codename is Raven. People call him the Immortal Black Market Dealer. Wherever he goes, he leaves nothing behind, like a swarm of locusts passing through. With a strange mask on his head and a black robe on his back, he cheats women and children alike, and swindles young and old. Welcome to the Mysterious Space. Join Qin Mu as he tr
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The World Is Stunned: You Call This an Amusement Park? 全球震惊，你管这叫游乐园
Jiang Xingchen unexpectedly obtains a Super Amusement Park System, which lets him buy amusement park attractions from the future! Ace fighter pilot of Xia Country: “Headquarters, I know this is hard to believe, but the roller coaster at this amusement park can break the sound barrier. After riding it, I felt like I was plunging three thousand feet straight down!” Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain: “I never imagined that a mere amusement park haunted house would be hiding monsters even I can't
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Superpowers Awaken: I, the Blood Demon, Won't Stop Having Fun Unless I Die 异能复苏：我，血魔不死就要浪
[Multiple heroines] (also known as Emotional Value Collection System and From the Start, I Drew an Immortality Talent) Xiao Qi transmigrates to a world of myriad races, where people can awaken and gain supernatural abilities. But humans aren't the rulers here. There are also sea demons, gods and devils, fruit folk, beastmen, elves, and countless other races and beasts. As someone who transmigrated, Xiao Qi naturally has a System to back him up. From the start, he gets a ten-pull draw, wins a
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I Can Take the Toughest Beatings 我能抗住最毒的打
[System + spiritual qi revival + comedy + urban life] Ding! Your body has been struck by a fist. Iron Body +1, Combat Skills +1! Ding! You've been hit by a qi-and-blood attack. Qi and Blood +1! Ding! You've been hit by a fire attack. Fire Resistance +1! Ding! Iron Body has evolved into an Indestructible Golden Body... Ding! Indestructible Golden Body has evolved into an Ancient Primordial Body... Jiang Du laughs arrogantly: “I'm not singling you out. I'm saying every one of you here is trash. If
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With No Talent for Cultivation, I Can Only Return to Martial Arts 没有修仙天赋的我只能重拾武道
[Carefully planned haymakers + overwhelming force + mind-blowing feats = brain storage area] “Locking your health bar? What are you locking? A little cheating doesn't count as cheating, get it?” Everyone knows that the highest level of competition often uses the simplest methods. In a fantasy world crawling with cultivators and teeming with countless races, Lu An is an ultimate being with a perfect six-sided stat sheet. He only excels at one thing: using his peerless wisdom to convince people th
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Everyone, Stand Up and Give the Research Big Shot a Seat 全体起立，给研究员大佬让座
Imprisoned here are a gluttonous rabbit that can chew through anything, a monkey that can talk, a lizard that can speak English... Wu Fan, an ordinary college student, accidentally stumbled into this world and became a researcher. It was originally considered a very low-ranking job, but... SCP-173, Little Peanut: Who, Wu Fan? That’s my big brother, my real brother. SCP-682, the Immortal Lizard: Wu Fan’s here? Oh crap, run for your lives... Everybody up, give the researcher boss your seat!
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Global Hide-and-Seek: From the Start, I Got Cheat Mode! 全球捉迷藏：开局获得作弊模式！
[The only one on the entire site!] Su Mu transmigrates to a parallel world where everyone is forced to enter a hide-and-seek dimension at the age of eighteen and become a challenger! Inside the dimension, they play all kinds of hide-and-seek games! Turn into an object and evade your pursuers! Explore a manor of coded puzzles and escape! Hide-and-seek in the style of Werewolf! Winners can earn money, superpowers, and magical items! Anyone who fails twice in the dimension will die! After entering
10.9kReads8.5Score1.4kShelves
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I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死
After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch!
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The Lavish Daily Life of a Max-Level High Schooler 满级高中生的豪横日常
[Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...?
24.9kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves
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I Don't Want to Get Hurt, So I Put Every Point into Defense 因为怕痛所以全点防御力了
Bathing in magma, sleeping in ancient killing formations; Riding a heavy armored vehicle to rampage across other worlds; Taking on immortals and Buddhas with a Gundam police robot and Godzilla... I got myself a Stat System, and from then on, I put every point into defense! What can I say? I'm afraid of pain! The Great Golden Immortals in other worlds are all vicious, and every one of them knows the Great Heavenly Dragon technique. They hold little meetings every day to figure out how to break th
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The Age of Superpowers: I Get Stronger with Every Card Draw 超能时代：我，抽卡就变强
[Otherworldly fantasy + academy life + cards + comedy] Zhou Fang transmigrates to an alien planet with his tabletop game box and becomes an ability user who can awaken the power of all things. After awakening his tabletop game box, Zhou Fang can draw a card every day. “What, you have to train hard to get stronger?” “I just draw a card and get stronger.” “What, your cultivation technique makes you invincible among your peers?” “I draw a card and get a technique I can master in a second.” “You say
10.3kReads8.7Score776Shelves
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Spiritual Qi Revival: I Awaken the Great Demon King System from the Start 灵气复苏：开局觉醒大魔王系统
(Urban + System + Supernatural + Scheming + Comedy) The age of spiritual qi revival has arrived. With supernatural incidents breaking out all over the streets, Jiang Xiaobai awakens the Great Demon King System, designed to target ghosts and monsters. From then on, he embarks on a point of no return, committing one outrageous crime after another against the supernatural. I, Jiang Xiaobai, have a scalpel in my left hand and an evil baseball bat in my right. I'm just an innocent little newbie~ A li
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Are You Kidding? Senior Brother Breaks Through Just by Fishing 疯了吧，大师兄钓个鱼都能突破
From the start, he outran a demon horse and killed a villain in a counterattack, catching the eye of the Sword Emperor Palace Master. Qin Jun then joined the Sword Emperor Palace. But he never expected the God-Level Breakthrough System to be so ridiculously powerful. He tended to the flowers, and broke through... He went fishing, and broke through... In battle, he instinctively used his movement technique to dodge, and broke through... He glanced at a cultivation manual and mastered it... He wen
7kReads8.4Score792Shelves
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Great Ming: Nine-Dynasty Veteran, Thanks to a Long Life 大明：九朝元老，就是活的长
During the Hongwu era of the Ming dynasty, Zhu Qiniu, an ordinary four-year-old farm boy, accidentally comes across a silver bell. From then on, he dreams every night of entering a room filled with books: the Thousand Character Classic, the Hundred Family Surnames, the Four Books and Five Classics, collections of successful candidates’ exam essays from every dynasty, and more. With his golden finger and relentless effort, he becomes the top scholar before the age of ten. Beloved by Old Zhu, Litt
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System: I Told You to Get Yourself Killed, Not to Be Funny 系统：让你来作死，没让你来搞笑
[System + Scheming + Comedy + Subverting Expectations + Daring to Die] Lin Bei transmigrates to the Desolate Ancient Continent and gets himself a Super Dare-to-Die System. From then on, if there’s a way to die, he’ll take it. And if there isn’t, he’ll make one! A wild Saintess has appeared up ahead? Lin Bei: Leave her to me! Everyone who enters the Desolate Ancient Secret Realm is doomed to die? Lin Bei: Leave it to me! An immortal has descended, and his mount is a plump, gorgeous crane at the p
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So Much for Brotherhood: It's Fine to Screw You Over, Right? 说好的兄弟情深，坑一下没事吧？
[Meme-filled, master-level trolls who never behave like decent people, setting traps and launching sneak attacks. A whole gang of ruthless thugs and bandits, for a lighthearted laugh!] [Funny from Chapter One! This is a ridiculous comedy, so come on in if you’re looking for a good time!] With the revival of spiritual qi, Awakened have become the absolute core of the world! Lin Beitian has always wanted to become an Awakened, but instead he gets the “Stop Acting Human” System. As long as he’s sha
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Fellow Daoist, Your Divine Ability Is Filthy 道友，你的神通好脏啊
Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What?
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I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活
[Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di
105.4kReads9.2Score11.5kShelves
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Bah! I'm the Villain, Why Should I Have Any Decency? 呸！当反派，要什么素质啊！
[Absurd Villain × Rebellious Brothers] [Digging holes, taking everything seriously, putting all challengers in their place, humiliating scumbags, cracking jokes, born shameless, and an unhinged schemer!] Jiang Chen gets sent flying by a truck and transmigrates into a book as a miserable rich second-generation villain. He chases the goddess of his dreams for three years without even holding her hand, then blows his money until he dies, only to become a Dragon King's prison mate and die in agony w
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Infiltration! Code Name: 0 侵入！代号：0
Strange things keep happening, one after another. It’s not just the male lead: everything around him is quietly changing, too. Are these supernatural events, or something else...? The truth is gradually coming to light, and soon everything will be revealed.
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Northeastern Ghost Doctor: I Cure Every Kind of Defiance! 东北鬼医：专治各种不服！
[Mystery and mind-bending twists + hilarious, thrilling tale + folk horror + invincible protagonist + no female lead] (The short drama adaptation, Northeast Ghost Doctor: The Five Ghosts Carry Me on My Journey from the Start, is now streaming on Hongguo App.) Chen Shi'an, a Northeast ghost doctor born under the “Tenfold Peace” fate, descends the mountain on his master's orders to heal the world. With silver needles in his left hand to cure ghostly ailments and fists in his right to shatter consp
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Nothing Is Forbidden: Keep Your Distance from the Living 百无禁忌之生人勿近
The year I graduated from college, I went on a road trip through Yunnan with a few of my dormmates. After we got lost, we stumbled upon a strange little village. The people there looked so bizarre that they didn’t seem human at all… After we returned from that village, one strange thing after another began to happen!
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The Ugly Duckling of Beijing's Elite 京圈丑小鸭
[The ailing Mu heir + the Lu family’s illegitimate daughter] [Both reborn + a kind stepmother and stepsister + everyone is a good person] Lu Buhui was reborn, and from the start, a father appeared and took her to the capital. Knowing she was an illegitimate daughter, she had never coveted anything from the Lu family. But... Lu An’an: She’s so pitiful. I’ll let her have a little of Dad’s attention. Qin Hui: She may be my husband’s illegitimate daughter, but she’s so sweet. Lu Shao: She’s too plai
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Sunlight Through the Cracks 裂缝里的阳光
From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While
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Life with the Goddess: I Feel Like I've Seen You Somewhere Before 女神同居往事，我好像在哪见过你
Li Huangxuan was a recent college graduate, stuck in a miserable nine-to-five job and always broke. Like every young person just starting out, he felt lost and uncertain about the future. He longed for a love that would leave a lasting mark. He had a crush on his coworker, Xu Wanqing, but was too timid to approach her. Then one day, his roommate moved out, and a goddess named Lin Ximeng moved in next door, turning his life upside down. A month of living together gradually drew the two of them cl
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Journey to the West: Fellow Daoist, Please Stop Spilling the Beans 西游：道友，求求你别再爆料了
From the start, he became the newly born Six-Eared Macaque? The Buddhist sect has laid a trap for the Journey to the West, aiming to capture the Six-Eared Macaque! At the critical moment, the Six-Eared Macaque obtains an exposé System. The more secrets he reveals, the greater the rewards! In that case, it's time for my Six-Eared Paparazzi Squad to make a name for itself on the Journey to the West! “Host exposed the secret that ‘the Buddha Tathagata was once a traitor to the Jie Sect.’ Reward: th
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I Have Five Masters 我有五个师父
An invincible, laugh-out-loud power fantasy is here! I have five useless... ahem, five amazing masters: the first is a medical sage, the second a poison sage, the third a martial sage, the fourth a Taoist priest, and the fifth a fox spirit! After more than ten years of training under these five masters, I've finally mastered their skills and come down from the mountain. Why wouldn't I strut around like I own the place? But... life at the foot of the mountain doesn't seem as easy as I imagined. C
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Funny Guys Aren't Cut Out for Transmigration 搞笑男不适合穿越
I just want to stay home and write stories for all you bored, handsome guys and beautiful women to read. But in the blink of an eye, I've ended up in a world where every sort of demon and ghost, human or otherwise, is showing off their skills. Sigh, this place really isn't interesting. Though the women here are truly gorgeous...
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