Where Can I Find a Novel So Funny It'll Kill Me? 能够笑死人不偿命的小说在哪里。。。。
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Here Comes the Blockhead 二货驾到
Chen Xiaoguo is eating spicy hot pot when a soul reaper accidentally drags her to the underworld. To make it up to her, the King of Hell says he can let her be reborn in another world. You think what comes next is the usual transmigration, a strong female lead, and another world? No! No! No! Our unconventional Chen Xiaoguo has decided she's severed her ties to the mortal world, so she stays in the underworld, eating and drinking for free, and gets treated like royalty! Tremble, underworld!
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The Royal Secret Agent 皇家密探
Zuo Peng used to be an extra, rushing from one film set to another. But after an accident, he transmigrated into the body of a fool in a strange world. To repay his parents for raising him, he worked hard to improve their impoverished life. By chance, someone recommended him to a mysterious organization, where he became an honored secret agent loyal to the imperial court and sworn to protect the emperor. His codename was Shen Yin. And so began his hilarious career as a secret agent.
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I Suggest You Be Kind 我劝你善良
The age of spiritual qi revival has arrived. Animals are awakening in droves, and human rule is facing a crisis! When a little rabbit flips you the middle finger, stay calm and don’t pick a fight with it. Its mother may well be watching you from the darkness… Our protagonist, Tang Yan, however, remains remarkably composed. Without changing expression, he silently opens the System in his mind… “Ding! The [I Urge You to Be Kind] System is now online…”
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The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越:古代生存十八法
The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W
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Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 怼人就能变强
[Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world!
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Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派:我的弟弟是天选之子
"Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain
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I'm a Professional Contrarian, and I Only Pick Fights with Toxic Women 在下杠精,专杠渣女
“Do you own a house?” “Do you own a car?” “I get fifteen thousand a month in spending money. Can you afford to support me?” At a café, Lin Yang's heavily made-up blind date glared at him and peppered him with questions. “Ding! The God-Tier Argumentative System has activated!” Just as Lin Yang was at a loss, his golden finger awakened. As long as he talked back, he could earn Argument Points. “Have you even looked at yourself? Your face is as caked in powder as a frost-covered donkey turd. Who kn
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The General’s Bold Little Wife 将军家的彪悍小娘子
[Devoted Husband + Adorable Child + Comedy + Transmigration + Sweet Romance] A little dumpling goes up the mountain to find a father, only to meet her general father and end up getting her own mother killed. The first day she finds a father: Little dumpling: “Mom, I found us a dad! Now someone else can do the work, so you won’t have to tire yourself out!” Jing Rou: “Oh my! Look at that physique. He looks like a born laborer!” The second day she finds a father: Jing Rou: “His injuries are pretty
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The Ultimate Comedy System 最强搞笑系统
A quirky System that asks you to guess a girl’s underwear color without using nouns... “System, if the policewoman catches you streaking, choose one of two ways to defend yourself: One, Sage Mode, make her understand you have your reasons; Two, admit you’re a pervert...” Tasks like these are driving Ou He to the brink of madness. But because of the mistakes he made in the past, this man, who was already very “serious,” has no choice but to force himself to become funny.
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The Fierce Princess Consort Is Unstoppable 暴躁王妃很猖狂
[Ancient-style writing contest] “Princess Consort, the main gate is blocked. The bridal sedan chair will have to enter through the side gate.” Miao Qiqi: “Get me an axe! I’ll show you how to tear down a gate!” “Princess Consort, the Prince says he’s unwell, so he wants you to bow to a rooster instead.” Miao Qiqi: “Get me a cleaver! I’ll show you my soup-making skills!” “Princess Consort, the Prince wants to have a child with you.” Miao Qiqi: “Get me a spiked club! I’ll show you how to beat up a
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A Ghostly Life, Smiling as I Forget 幽冥笑忘生
[Comedic underworld + cultivating ghosts and immortals + rule-based horror + wild mythological ideas + xuanhuan + reborn + adventures across the Three Realms + comeback + mystery-solving + satisfying payoff + System] Also known as: Wrong Soul Hook from the Start! Hilariously Outsmarting the Three Realms Others cultivate immortality by chasing power. He cultivates ghosts by chasing laughs! A hilarious new blend of suspense, urban fantasy, immortal cultivation, adventure, and ghost cultivation! Co
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You Brat, Our Family Has Been Loyal for Generations 孽子咱家世代忠良
A modern person transmigrates into Liu Hua, son of Liu Yu, the Inspector of Youzhou during the Three Kingdoms period. With no System or cheats, history says that in two years, Gongsun Zan will wipe out his entire family. To change his fate, Liu Hua secretly carves all kinds of seals bearing his father Liu Yu's name, then goes around handing out forged appointment letters. He tricks Taishi Ci and Xu Chu into accompanying him to the Alliance of the Lords at Suanzao, where he becomes the nineteenth
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The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门:祖师爷是个大忽悠
(A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca
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The Sweet Romance of a Peach Thief 偷桃贼的甜蜜恋情
The Sweet Romance of a Peach Thief
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The Six-Sided Workplace Deadweight’s Amazing Comeback 职场六边形废物之神奇逆袭
The Amazing Comeback of a Total Workplace Flop
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Beating Up a Fox Spirit Who Wants a Title: What Do I Do When She Won't Leave Me Alone? 暴揍讨封狐狸精:被她赖上怎么办
I Beat Up the Fox Spirit Who Wanted Me to Name Her: What Do I Do When She Won't Leave Me Alone?
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I Am an Exiled Immortal 我是谪仙人
I Am an Exiled Immortal
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Knocking at the Door, a Terrifying Surprise: You're My Little Sweetheart 敲门惊魂,你是我的小宝贝儿
A Knock at the Door, A Chilling Nightmare: You're My Little Darling
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Doing Business in the Heavens, I Fleeced Every Immortal in Sight 我在天上做生意,薅秃了各路神仙
I Do Business in Heaven, Shearing All the Gods Bald
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I Fatting Up My Childhood Friend and Bestie, Then Sent Them to Prison 喂肥竹马和闺蜜,送他们进监狱
I fattened up my childhood sweetheart and best friend, then sent them to prison
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From Couch Potato to Comeback: I Become a Tomato Novel Superstar by Writing Fiction! 米虫逆袭,我靠写小说在番茄封神!
From Couch Potato to Comeback Queen: I Became a Hit on Tomato by Writing Novels!
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Cowards, Keep Out: A Courier Battles Sadako 胆小鬼勿进:快递员大战女鬼贞子
Cowards Keep Out: The Courier vs. Sadako, the Ghost
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Yellow Weasel! If You Dare, Bring It On! 黄大仙!不服放马过来!
Yellow Weasel! If you disagree, bring it on!
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押,你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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Who Put the Yellow Robe on Me?! 谁把黄袍披朕身上了?!
[Alternate history] + [invincible] + [lighthearted comedy] + [Mount & Blade cheat guide] Take a boat and run into river bandits; ride a horse and crash into mountain bandits. Work hard for two and a half years, then get swindled into marriage and cursed with bad luck. Open a shop and pay protection money; go to a temple to pray and come out without your underwear. Boast so loudly the heavens shake, then lower your eyes as soon as horse bandits appear. Is there any justice?! Is there any law?! I'
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Great Tang: Summoning Female Stars 大唐:召唤女明星
[System, Female Stars, Relaxation, Entertainment] After one little mishap, he transmigrates into Cheng Chumo's body, complete with a summoning System. The System requires him to own a suitable shop before it can be activated, which leaves young Cheng in a bind.
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Beyond the Extraordinary 奇人之上
[Not a power fantasy] [Comeback] [Carefully laid groundwork] [Schemes within schemes] [Mystery] [Growing protagonist] [Ensemble cast] [High martial arts] [Transmigration] [Play the pig to eat the tiger] [Devouring and sacrifice] [Alternate world] [Technology] [No limits] [Everyone is unhinged] [Heartbreak after heartbreak] What exactly is up there? Lu Lin was blind for half his life, then got lucky and regained his sight. The world lit up, and he was left numb. From then on, ghosts and spirits o
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This Protagonist Won't Take Orders, So I'm Done 这届主角不服管,老子不干了
[Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit!
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Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦:始皇帝,我真不吃软饭啊!
[The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea
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Apocalypse: Stockpiling a Billion in Supplies from Day One 末世:开局先囤十亿物资
[Apocalypse + Rebirth + Spatial Ability + Stockpiling Supplies + Ruthless, No Saintly Savior + Building a Faction] “Mr. Chen, your one hundred family buckets of fried chicken have arrived.” “Mr. Chen, your one hundred roast ducks have arrived.” “Boss Chen, your ten thousand tons of pork have arrived.” Chen Luo, known as the Void King, relied on his unmatched ability to lie low until every survivor had died. In the whole world, only monsters remained; there were no humans left. With nothing left
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Three Kingdoms: He Can Punch with Ten Thousand Jin of Force, and You Call Him a Civil Official? 三国:一拳万斤力你管他叫文官?
[Three Kingdoms] [Invincible] [Hilarious] [Farming] [Schemer] He transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms era as an officer under Dong Zhuo and awakens with the strength to lift ten thousand jin from the start. He only wanted to survive the troubled times, but his mindset changes. A true man lives between Heaven and Earth. How can he remain beneath others forever? When eighteen warlords unite to campaign against Dong Zhuo, Su Yun decides to stop keeping a low profile. With a hundred cavalrymen, he
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My Princess Consort Is a Goofball 我家王妃是逗比
Overnight, she transmigrates into the body of a minister’s daughter. Her father doesn’t care for her, her mother doesn’t love her, and now they’re forcing her to get married! She hears she’s to marry the emperor’s most favored prince? She likes princes: they’re loaded! She hears the prince she’s to marry is crippled? She likes crippled men: they’re easy to boss around! With her remarkable medical skills, she cures the prince’s legs. She originally planned to keep him around as her backer, but wh
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I Don't Want to Get Hurt, So I Put Every Point into Defense 因为怕痛所以全点防御力了
Bathing in magma, sleeping in ancient killing formations; Riding a heavy armored vehicle to rampage across other worlds; Taking on immortals and Buddhas with a Gundam police robot and Godzilla... I got myself a Stat System, and from then on, I put every point into defense! What can I say? I'm afraid of pain! The Great Golden Immortals in other worlds are all vicious, and every one of them knows the Great Heavenly Dragon technique. They hold little meetings every day to figure out how to break th
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Your Majesty, Her Highness Is Causing Trouble Again 陛下,娘娘又作妖了
After transmigrating, she somehow became an abandoned princess consort who had been forced into a substitute marriage, with nobody to love or care for her! It would be bad enough if the empress dowager and the imperial consorts picked on her, but now even the palace maids were out to annoy her? Chen Xiaoan: “I haven’t even shown my claws yet, and you already think I’m some helpless little flower?” Her mastery of ice needles is second to none, she can play with all kinds of poisons, and she can m
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Sold into the Prince's Manor, I Become the Heir's Secret Favorite 卖入王府,我被世子隐秘偏爱
[Scheming Young Lord vs. Purehearted Girl + Innate Herculean Strength + Lighthearted + No Angst] A Nu was born into a family so poor they could barely afford to eat. When her younger siblings both fell ill at the same time and the family had no money at all, she had no choice but to sell herself as a servant to the Guangling Prince’s household. She’d heard that the masters of wealthy families were hard to please, and that if one of them took a fancy to her and made her a concubine, the principal
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Invincible System: I Rule Over Billions of Systems 系统无敌:我制霸了亿万系统
[System + Comedy + Scheming] Jiang Cheng transmigrates to Blue Star, where Systems rule the world, and accidentally activates the “Binding” System. He becomes a cheat among cheats, able to absorb other people's Systems and upgrade and evolve! Whatever kind of System you have, whether it's a tycoon, chosen-one, miracle doctor, devouring, copying, or God of War System, you're all just fuel for me! On top of that, he can bind other people's Systems too. Whether your System is Platinum, Diamond, Sta
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My Wife Is a Savage Woman 我老婆是女野人
[Transmigration + Wild Woman + Alien Planet Survival + Survival + Conquest] Ning Chu transmigrates to an alien planet and is completely dumbfounded! Dinosaurs, saber-toothed tigers, primitive humans, and modern people are all crammed together, while undergoing rapid mutations and evolution! Was his transmigration a coincidence? Countless transmigrators have gathered here, and a shocking conspiracy lurks behind it all! But so what? He has a stunningly beautiful, fiercely strong, fiercely protecti
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The Tyrants' Four-and-a-Half-Year-Old Daughter 暴君们的四岁半闺女
The three tyrants of the great powers were rumored to be cold-blooded and brutal, killing without batting an eye. Yet somehow, a little girl had them all wrapped around her finger. They were willing to go to war and shed blood to claim her, even giving up their thrones. “Our Qingxiao has fertile land and overflowing wealth. Let me have precious Miaomiao, and all of Qingxiao will be yours!” “Nanyue has the mightiest army and the most magnificent palace. If Miaomiao joins me, everything I own will
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后,这届三界谁带班的
Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi
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This Skill Is a Little Fake 这个技能有点假
The Demon Nation has descended, and the world of cultivation is in turmoil. Countless mighty cultivators have suffered devastating defeats and retreated to the Xuantian Sect. Mo Qi, fresh from his bath: “How dare you, vile demon! I could tell at a glance that you weren’t human. Boundless Celestial Worthy, behold my Fireball Spell!” A mighty demon: “A Fireball Spell? Hahahaha! Are you trying to laugh me to death? I am a great demon born of heaven and earth, ruler of all spirits, deathless and ete
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He Gave Up a Trillion-Dollar Fortune to Enlist, and Now the Goddess Is in Tears 放弃万亿家产,入伍后女神急哭了
[Explosive, Satisfying Read + The Army's Ultimate Trickster + Passionate Military Life + Lighthearted Comedy + High-Energy Twists] Qin Luo transmigrated into the body of a super-rich heir who rinsed his mouth with bird's nest every day and ate lobster as an appetizer. His billionaire father had only one requirement of him: spend a hundred million every month. But the life of throwing money around every day had gradually grown boring. By chance, Qin Luo ran into the woman of his dreams. He decide
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Villain: From the Start, I Gouge Out the Heroine's Spirit Eye 反派:开局刀剜女主灵瞳
[No System] [No Harem] [One Female Lead] Shen Yuan transmigrates and becomes the villainous cannon-fodder clan head in a mindless power-fantasy xuanhuan novel. Yes, the kind of villainous clan head who never stops courting death. When a woman from his clan falls in love with the protagonist, he has to do everything he can to stop them. Whenever the protagonist finds some rare treasure in a secret realm, he has to scheme to steal it. But he never gets his own hands dirty, only sending his clan’s
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Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫,都癫,癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
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I Take the Protagonist's Elders as My Wives, Who Else Could Be Invincible? 强娶主角长辈,我不无敌谁无敌!
[Villain] + [fast-paced] + [just as you wish] Cao Wenbin transmigrated into a fantasy world and became the holy son of the Cao family! Unfortunately, this was a world made up of a hodgepodge of fantasy novels! Children of fortune were everywhere, and chosen protagonists were as common as dogs! Although the Cao family was the greatest power in the Central Province, one wrong step could spell total defeat! Fortunately, when Cao Wenbin transmigrated, he obtained a divine book. Without it, he really
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Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统,当场干掉一个!
[System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I
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One Man, One Rabbit, One Tortoise: Driving the Cultivation World Crazy 一人一兔一龟,整疯修仙界
[System + Shameless Protagonist + Top-Tier Schemer and Adorable Pets + Stirring Up Trouble + Comedy + Ruthless + No Shame + If You Don’t Like an Overpowered Protagonist, Don’t Read] A shameless protagonist, Lin Zhijie. A cheeky, adorable pet, Qin Laoliu. A rogue turtle, Guoguo. A lovesick hen, Fengfeng. A shameless dog, Lord Gou Dexing. After Lin Zhijie transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation, he gets a crazy System. Every time he drives a villain insane, he receives lavish rewards fr
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Finding a Divine Realm Communicator Made Me Rich Overnight 捡个神界通讯器,一夜暴富
After his girlfriend betrays him, a loser throws away his ring in a fit of rage, only for a member of the Divine Realm to fall from the sky. Fatally wounded, the visitor leaves behind a Divine Realm communicator. Using the communicator, the protagonist gets rich overnight, turns his life around, and embarks on a mega-rich lifestyle. But in the process, he also racks up a mountain of romantic debts.
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Witch, Where Are You Running? 魔女,哪里跑
Li Potian, a disciple of an immortal sect, is unfortunately captured by the Demon Realm and turned into a cultivation furnace. He thinks he is doomed, but his extraordinary gifts unexpectedly make him the ultimate cultivation furnace in the world. From then on, he rises and falls through the Three Realms, embarking on a magnificent life.
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Dark Xianxia: My Master Is a Female Ghost 黑仙侠,师父是女鬼
The male lead dies suddenly while testing Black Myth: Wukong and wakes up in another world. He doesn’t know whether he has transmigrated, fallen into the game, or stumbled into a conspiracy.
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Journey to the West: The Monk Who Doesn't Want to Retrieve the Scriptures 西游:贫僧不想取西经
“Wukong, kill all the male demons. Leave the female ones to your master.” “Good patron, allow this humble monk to teach you a lesson.” Sun Wukong: “Master, these demons are too powerful. I can't beat them.” “Wukong, stand aside. Let your master handle this!”
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