In the middle, a child holds a hemp rope in his hand. The other end of the rope is connected to a wooden stick. The wooden stick supports a sieve with some broken rice grains sprinkled underneath. Next to it, a pheasant was poking its head to eat the rice grains inside. After a while, I finally couldn't help but get in. The child decisively pulled the hemp rope in his hand, and as the wooden stick fell to the ground, the greedy pheasant was held under the sieve. Seeing this scene, several dolls jumped up excitedly and clapped their hands at the doll in the middle. "Wow, I caught it, I really caught it! Twelve, you are so smart!" "Brother Twelve, you are so powerful, how about I marry you when I grow up!" "Twelve, I heard from my mother that in the next few days, an immortal will be recruiting disciples in Huilong Town. You are so smart, maybe you can take the immortal as your teacher." The little boy named Twelve rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "Forget it! You little fat guy can't even count one, two, and three, so what do you know? Do you really think that immortals are so easy to learn from? Besides, what's the point of cultivating immortals? Isn't it good to accompany grandpa in the village?" "Okay! You little sycophants, I have already taught you the method! You can play on your own!" After the little boy finished speaking, he walked to the sieve and followed it.
I highly recommend this book, it's hilarious [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [already planted]. The protagonist Chen Changsheng directly turns the fairy world into a "happy comedian" scene! Daily life of cultivating immortals: While others worked hard to slay demons and eliminate demons, he used magic weapons to study the "fully automatic barbecue grill" and used the alchemy furnace as a kebab stall. He was so angry that Laojun wrote "On the Correct Use of Immortal Techniques" all night; he played mahjong with a barking dog, forcing Erlang Shen to make a cameo appearance as a "human-shaped card player". He turned the good world of immortality into a "Comedian of the Immortal World" scene, with so many jokes that he could make the monks in the foundation-building period laugh until they passed the tribulation! The plot is so crazy: helping Yue Lao tie a bow on the red thread (it turns into a knot and the human couple fights each other); going to the underworld to optimize the "Hell KPI" and asking the little devils to work overtime to revise their resumes (King of Hell: Are you here to cause trouble?); The Pantaoyuan bombing site, the Guanghan Palace turned into a discotheque, and the Queen Mother's "Porcelain Touching Script" to the extreme... Every chapter is a high-energy bomb, and the phone almost flew away laughing! # # #Happy cultivating immortals
Don't look at the name and think it's post-g, but it's actually a cute baby! The senior sisters are all super powerful heroines who can beat other sects every time and make them complain. He is a happy, funny, funny and cute brother. I love this kind of brother so much. [Blowing kiss]
There are some, brothers, do you want to read my book? The protagonist is born to be a fairy and stands at the top. It is about daily farming. The atmosphere is relaxed and funny, no knives, no abuse!
Treasure 📖Funny Cultivation of Immortality×Sand SculptureThe furnace is actually me? Suppress the female cultivator with your backhand and build the foundation! Yin Chuji, a famous "difficulty in building the foundation" of the Huanyun Sect, failed 65 times, and all his veins were broken into pieces to become the useless divine vein "Acquired Chaos Vein"! Seeing that the age of 25 was approaching and he was about to be sent to be used as a cauldron, in a desperate situation, he suppressed the spiritual power of the talented female cultivator and successfully built the foundation on the spot! See how the "waste" uses the "Chaos Vein" to play in the world of immortality, and start an alternative path to immortality in the "Pregnancy Sect"!
Even lazy people can cultivate immortality. As long as you have good qualifications, don't the sect, master, senior brother, senior sister, and who, who, who all have to force you to cultivate immortality?
He was unable to cultivate immortality but became a legend in the world of immortality. He was regarded as the ancestor of the sect and was so scared that other sects did not dare to attack him.
🌊The first book✨Baili Fuzhi works hard to practice just to change her fate as cannon fodder in the later stage. 🍀The heroine in the original text works hard to practice just to change her destiny and not be controlled by her family. The male protagonist is the worst and practices just to be full. Children who never have enough to eat are miserable [almost crying] 🌊The second book✨Lin Mengjiaojiao traveled back in time to the novel she was reading. When she woke up, she found that she was being beaten. 🍐 She was unjustly accused. Because she knew the plot, her first step was to recognize her father, so she was caught off guard [shy]
I strongly recommend this book. I stayed up late to read it for three nights in a row. I was almost kicked out of the dormitory by my roommate in the middle of last night. I just laughed a little too loudly... The content is really exciting and I can't put it down. The plot is gripping and the logic is tight. Traveling through time, recruiting disciples, making up exercises, the system rewards cultivation, and upgrading very fast, it is definitely a fun book. I won't introduce too much about the content of the book. Just look at the names of these books and you will know that it will be very fun, and you're done! !
This book [Send Heart][Send Heart] made me laugh out loud when I read it. The sect of cultivating immortals is so poor that it goes bankrupt and relies on its disciples to make money to survive. Thesis hell → the world of cultivating immortals, and Xiao Yu, a laborer, starts in hell: 💥 The sect has a weird setting - the senior brother works part-time as an accountant to settle accounts, the second senior sister is a professional accountant for water charges, the fifth senior sister blows up the kitchen every day to put on a "fireworks show", the fourth senior sister is even more amazing, and the Jin Yiwei investigates murder cases to make extra money... 🌚Xin Yu's identity: dishwasher! Poor foundation and bad qualifications? It doesn't matter, save the Zongmen Inn from bankruptcy first! The account book is in deficit, the senior sister handed over the "Bowl Examination Curse", and the kitchen is still smoking like crazy... From the bombing of the Shura field in the kitchen to the Jinyiwei investigation copy, the Qixia Sect's daily life of surviving in debt is crazy and exciting. There is a suspenseful undercurrent hidden in the comedy. The pursuit is more like opening a blind box, and you can't stop at all! If you like the anti-routine cultivating immortals and the sect's funny and money-making literature, please watch how the poor sect changed his destiny against the will of heaven, and how Xiao Yu counterattacked as a dishwasher✨ #xiuxiantwitter # #literature #
Traveling through time and cultivating immortality. Begin to awaken from childhood. Be the best writer, make the fastest money, fight with the sky and the earth, I am who I am, break the void, and shoot down the front. If it stimulates your eyeballs, please clap your hands
Give this new book a try. This idea is bold and crude and unique on the Internet. The protagonist was born with a useless body and was treated as trash by his family when he was just born. Unexpectedly, the protagonist's consciousness is too powerful and he is forced to ascend. He obtains a sand sculpture system and needs to sell inflatable dolls in the fairy world to upgrade. When I first met the heroine, the sand sculpture system gave me another mission, asking me to sell sex toys to the heroine, otherwise the hero would be punished for not doing anything. How can he sell these vulgar things in the fairy world... A series of hilarious and cool articles that pretend to be slap in the face, this idea is bold and crude, and unique in the entire network. This setting is probably signed because of the interesting content, dense coverage, clear thinking, smooth logic, and continuous laughter. .
"One Sword Space and Time" is coming! When an ordinary boy holds the sword that changes his destiny! Have you seen the broken stars? Under the bloody sky of the epoch, Holy Throne Square became a arena for gods to compete for the next era. The cracks in time and space are like ferocious wounds, and in the vortex of the collapse of order, a young man from the city is holding the rusty hilt of a sword - this is the magnificent picture that "One Sword of Time" unfolds for you.
Can! ? Look! Give these books a try! Cultivation, adventure, comedy, all kinds of weird characters and events, nonsensical, slow-paced! There's a lot of inner drama, so if you don't like it, just leave! Finally out of the valley!
This blow seemed to carry a terrifying power that could destroy the world. If it really fell on those two people, I am afraid that their bodies and bones would be shattered and their souls would be scattered in an instant, with no possibility of survival. When life and death were at stake, time seemed to freeze, and every second seemed so long. At this critical moment, Erniu suddenly felt his heart tremble, as if a huge stone was thrown into the calm lake, causing a stormy sea. Immediately afterwards, a strange feeling came to my heart, as if something extremely powerful was struggling to break through the seals and was about to come out. In an instant, a power buried deep in the depths of Er Niu's mind surged like a tide, and that familiar aura made the blood boil all over his body. Er Niu's eyes were wide open, furious, and a deafening roar broke out from his mouth: "The Forbidden Spirit Realm is open!" O
Lin Yugang interrogated Xuan Fengzi's basic situation clearly. The bizarre story of Zhuo Bufan's creation of "Sunflower Collection" still lingers in my mind. Just as he was about to ask Xuan Fengzi for the cultivation techniques, there was a rush of footsteps outside the door. "Brother the leader, brother the leader!" Zhao Min shouted and ran in. He held up the book "A First Look at the Spiritual Path" in his left hand, and clicked on the signature at the back of the book with his right hand, his eyes full of little stars. "Brother, leader, this book is actually written by you!" "You are so talented! He explains martial arts and cultivation so thoroughly, my little sister admires it so much!" She changed her voice and pointed her fingertips on the page of the book, with a bit of curiosity: "Besides, where did you learn the punctuation of these sentences in the book? Why have I never seen it before?" Lin Yu was stunned and looked at the page - when he wrote "A First Look at the Spiritual Picture", although he used traditional Chinese characters (after integrating Gao Zecheng's memory, he can use traditional Chinese characters freely), he habitually added modern punctuation. Only when Zhao Min asked him did he react. "Oh, you mean these punctuation marks?" Lin Yu nodded, not surprised that she would notice. Although the prototype of punctuation existed in the Yuan Dynasty, literati often used simple dot and pause marks, which were called circles or sentence readings. But this is the first time such systematic question marks, exclamation marks, ellipses, and dashes have been used. Zhao Min is already smart. When he read "A First Look at the Spiritual Path", he was attracted by the discussion that "Warriors and cultivators only obtain energy in different ways" - cultivators directly draw the energy of heaven and earth with their spiritual roots. Warriors have no spiritual roots, and their internal energy ultimately comes from food or elixirs. It needs to be transported and transformed by the spleen and stomach to remove the dregs and extract the essence, and then use the mind to transform and store it. Be more keenly aware of the wonderful use of these punctuation marks. "What does this curved hook with dots mean?" She asked, pointing to the question mark. "Is there any explanation for this little flag-like thing and this string of dots?" Zhao Min pulled Lin Yu's sleeves, his eyes full of exploration. It was as if he had discovered knowledge that was more novel than martial arts cultivation. Lin Yu was so entangled by her that he had no choice but to temporarily put aside the idea of asking Xuan Fengzi for the secret. Pointing to the symbols on the page, he explained one by one: "This hook with dots is called a question mark." "When you have questions in your mind, use it to end your words, such as 'Who are you?' 'Can this technique really work?'" He pointed at the exclamation point again: "The one that looks like a small flag is the exclamation point." "Use it if you have particularly strong emotions in your heart, such as surprise, anger, and admiration." "Just like when you said, 'You are so talented!', This is the most appropriate one." "What about the string of dots?" Zhao Min asked, tapping his fingertips lightly on the ellipsis. "This is called an ellipsis," Lin Yu said with a smile. "Use it before you finish speaking, or when you feel you don't need to say more." "For example, if you want to praise someone for being awesome, just say, 'This person is so awesome, it's just...' Add this series of dots, and others will know that you think it's good but don't know how to describe it specifically." Zhao Min's eyes brightened when he heard it, and he gestured with his fingers on the page: "I see! With these symbols, it's like you can hear the tone of the person's voice when reading." "No matter how complicated the truth is, you can distinguish the priorities at a glance." "If it is used in official documents and secret letters, wouldn't there be fewer misunderstandings?" The more she thought about it, the more amazing she felt. When she looked up at Lin Yu, the admiration in her eyes deepened: "Brother, the leader, not only do you understand martial arts and cultivation, but you even have such a thorough understanding of reading and writing. It's really..." She paused, as if looking for the right words, and finally used the most direct praise, "Brother the leader is so awesome! It's just... Add an ellipse." This is what you learn now and use it now. Lin Yu blushed a little at her praise and was about to change the subject. But when Zhao Min suddenly remembered something, he came closer and tapped the small dots on the paper with his fingertips: "Then this small circle is the 'sentence reading' we commonly use, right?" "Exactly." Lin Yu nodded with a smile, picked up the pen and drew a comma and a period on the side. "However, upon closer inspection, there is a difference between 'sentence' and 'reading'." "You see, the little circle with the small tail is called a comma, which corresponds to the word 'reading'. It is a pause in the sentence." "For example, if you describe several things in one sentence, use it to separate them." "This small circle is called a period, which corresponds to the 'sentence' and is the pause after a sentence is finished." "When you have finished stating a complete meaning, use it to end it." He wrote an example sentence casually: "Get up in the morning to practice swordsmanship, read at noon, and drink tea at night." Pointing to the symbol, he explained: "Use a comma after 'get up in the morning to practice swordsmanship' because there are things to do at noon and night before the sentence is finished." "Use a period at the end to complete the whole day." When Lin Yu was in college in his previous life, he often went out to tutor, and his ability to teach and educate people was only so-so. In addition, Zhao Min is extremely smart and can easily listen. Staring at the symbols on the paper, she thought thoughtfully: "Such a point makes it clearer than just saying 'sentence reading'." She held the book and turned two pages, and suddenly giggled: "No wonder I read ten times more smoothly than other books. It turns out that not only are the principles well explained, but these 'punctuation points' are also secretly helping!" As she spoke, she suddenly let go of her hand holding Lin Yu's sleeve, took a half step back, and gave Lin Yufu a solemn salute. "Thank you, Brother Leader, for clarifying the confusion. Sister Min has been taught a lesson." This made Lin Yu feel a little uncomfortable. He waved his hand and said, "It's just some tricks, not worth mentioning." Zhao Min suddenly said crisply: "Brother Leader, can I ask you a favor?" Lin Yu looked back at her and saw the little girl's eyes curled into crescents with a sly smile. He knew in his heart that it was probably not an ordinary request, but he still said indulgently: "What is it? Tell me." Zhao Min took two steps forward, tiptoed close to his ear, and spoke in a low voice, but the words were clear: "When you become emperor one day, will you make me a queen?" Lin Yu picked up the teacup on the table and took a sip. Hearing this, there was a "pop" sound, and all the tea sprayed on the table in front of him, splashing wet the pages of the book. He raised his head suddenly, his face was burning, and he pointed at Zhao Min, speechless for a long time. "You... You little girl, where did you come up with so many evil thoughts?" "What emperor and queen? When did I say I wanted to be the emperor?" The more he said, the more outrageous he felt, and he hurriedly added: "No, no... That's not the point! You almost led me astray." "The key is how old are you? Have you learned how to express your feelings?" Zhao Min blinked and said with a smile: "Brother, leader, are you blushing?!" Lin Yu's face turned even redder, and he was pounding in his heart: He was the majestic leader of a sect, and all the heroes of the Ming sect bowed their heads when they saw him. I just couldn't do anything about this little Zhao Min. When I saw the little girl's shining eyes, I lost my bearings. As long as it's a request she makes, even if it's a bit ridiculous, she always doesn't know how to refuse. What the hell is wrong with me? The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, and his ears started to feel hot. His embarrassment made Zhao Min giggle, and his eyebrows turned into two crescent moons. Then Jianshengsheng said: "Brother, leader, why are you blushing? I didn't say that I want to be a queen now." "I just want to make a verbal agreement with you first." "By the way, you just said a new word, what is it, oh, by the way, it is 'confession'" "Is it to express my feelings of wanting to be a queen for brother leader? It's so appropriate." She tilted her head and looked at him, with a look on her face that said, "What's so surprising about this?" "Besides, I think you're pretty good. You have great martial arts skills and know a lot." "If I become the master of the world in the future, it wouldn't be wrong to be your queen." Lin Yu was choked up by her words, "You are a little kid but a ghost is big." He thought to himself: "What can you say is not a grievance? Do I agree? I..." He pointed at her, then at himself, and finally just covered his forehead, dumbfounded. "You... What's going on in your head? Don't talk nonsense! How old are you this year?" "I'm not young anymore." Zhao Min pouted unconvinced. "I will be 13 years old in two months. My mother-in-law said that girls can get married at the age of thirteen or fourteen!" She raised her face confidently: "Besides, the leader is so good, what if I don't make a decision earlier and someone else snatches him away?" "You can get married at thirteen or fourteen, even though you are still underage, right? Feudal ideas kill people!" Lin Yu was completely lost in temper by her "wrong theory". Angrily and laughing, he stretched out his hand to rub her hair: "You are not a big man, but you have many evil intentions. Stop it now! If you dare to say such nonsense again, I will send you back to Ruyang Prince's Mansion!" Zhao Min covered his mouth and smiled, then reached out to hold his arm and shook it: "Okay, okay, why don't I stop talking..." His voice softened, with a hint of coquettishness, "Then remember it first, don't forget it." Lin Yu looked at her shining eyes and felt his scalp numb. But the indulgence in my heart popped up again, and in the end I could only sigh helplessly: "It's all nonsense, there's really nothing I can do about you." Seeing Lin Yu's ears burning and his words incoherent, he looked embarrassed. Zhao Min covered her mouth and chuckled, her eyebrows curved like a crescent moon. As delicate and bright as a peach blossom dipped in morning dew. The slanting sunset seemed to be fascinated by this flowery smile, and the doting light shone on her hair and temples, adding a bit of indescribable charm.
(More than a million words, you can be slaughtered if you are fat!) Qi-building foundation Dan Yuanying, a high-quality product for mortals, no heroine, growing up step by step from a low-level handyman, the protagonist is decisive in killing, the villain's IQ is online, the plot is compact and fast-paced, there are no urine spots throughout the whole process, and it is highly readable. It is worth buying!
I think these two books are good!
The first one, there is no golden finger, and there is no refreshing feeling of unexpected encounters.
Second, I like this novel about cultivating immortals the most.
🔻 He had meritorious deeds in the ninth life, but was hit and killed by a dump truck. The protagonist came to the underworld, and because of his meritorious deeds, he obtained the position of City God. In order to develop his own City God's Temple, the protagonist decides to fulfill the wishes of the pilgrims, but due to insufficient divine power, it will be realized in an unexpected way. 🔻Please like and pay attention(๑`・ᴗ・´๑)
🔻 He had meritorious deeds in the ninth life, but was hit and killed by a dump truck. The protagonist came to the underworld, and because of his meritorious deeds, he obtained the position of City God. In order to develop his own City God's Temple, the protagonist decides to fulfill the pilgrim's wish, but due to insufficient divine power, it will be realized in an unexpected way. 🔻Please like and pay attention(๑`・ᴗ・´๑)
✨✨They are all funny novels about cultivating immortals. You will laugh from the beginning until the end😂😂. 💖💖①Jiang Wanyu accidentally transformed into the heroine of a sadistic novel about cultivating immortals. She started in hell mode, and was revealed to be in love with the master of the male protagonist by the female co-star Bai Yueguang. Master: "Do you know your mistake?" Male supporting brothers: "Junior sister, please admit your mistake!" Female supporting role Bai Yueguang: "Wanyu, admit it. It is treason for a disciple to love his master. Once he is a master, he will always be his father. How can you have such thoughts for the master who is like a father?" Jiang Wanyu thought of the punishment that would follow, and faced the male master, "Dad?" 💐💐② (All sand sculptures have conspicuous bags + Tibetan fox cubs + do not follow the routine) Hua Miaomiao was unlucky enough to dress up as a strange-looking Tibetan fox. Hua Miaomiao felt like Alexander when there was an unreliable father on the stall, a missing mother waiting to be rescued, and four brothers who were not weaned and could cry very well. In order not to be caught by the heroine and sold for money, Hua Miaomiao could only dig up the heroine's corner with her brothers who could cry. "Ah! The Purple Qi Donglai Fruit, the main ingredient for the heroine to refine the Beast Control Pill" was poached away! "Ah! The Yueming Fruit, the main ingredient for the heroine to refine the Beast Yuan Pill" was poached away! Hua Miaomiao firmly believes that as long as she wields the hoe well, she will be able to pry the heroine, the golden finger of the demon world, over. 💘💘Follow Little Orchid @, and there will be no shortage of books from now on💘