This Poor Daoist Is at the End of His Rope. Can Anyone Grant Me a Good Book?

1051 全 I, the Most Useless Member of the Family, Suppress the Three Realms GrassEastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted 1.7kReads9.1Score172Shelves

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Fellow Taoist, I am here to help you survive this calamity.

1053 道 The Taoist Priest Goes Down the Mountain and Works in the Noodle Shop Favorite Old Friend FanUrban1.1M WordsCompleted 5.3kReads9.4Score540Shelves

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I recommend reading these two books. Can solve your problem

1057 西 Journey to the West Gang: the Burial of the Bandit Tang San Gongzi FengEastern Fantasy429k WordsCompleted 163Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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The first book, the gangster Tang Sanzang, is funny, the second book is similar to a counter-routine, the third book is also a counter-routine, but very innovative, the fourth book makes me laugh out loud, and the fifth book is worth mentioning.

1071 最 Best Agency Guy Clouds and FeathersUrban1.2M WordsCompleted 10.3kReads8.7Score760Shelves

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These two books are quite nice.

1075 长 Immortality Begins with Baduanjin Liver Experience Love Eating Tomato Sauce ShrimpEastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted 740Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Thrilling and exciting, it contains magical secrets, magical monsters, thrilling and worth watching.

1076 我 I Became a Wise King by Reading Files Mr. Cao Who Loves to Eat Baby Green Vegetable BunsHistorical286k WordsOngoing 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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I recommend my own book, which focuses on historical theory and logic. I think it's okay. You can give it a look.

1077 先 Sir, I'm Good, Don't Punish Me The Scenery Is Different250k WordsCompleted 5.7kReads8.7Score332Shelves

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Xin Xin secretly drank even though she knew that Mr. Wei was not allowed to drink 8+1. As a result, she drank more and more and got drunk. When Mr. Wei found out, she made her kneel down. "Jian Xin, did you tell me that you were going to drink? Did I allow you to drink so much?"

1080 小 Xiao Sizi's Journey to Two Worlds Jiang's Is GoodUrban6.2M WordsOngoing 2.9kReads7.6Score181Shelves

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I recommend to you, a novel about traveling through the Tang Dynasty and feeding the little princess of Jinyang. It is very interesting.

1081 多 Multiverse Blind Date. User 2618281123k WordsCompleted —Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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Four stories that will make you laugh and freeze - Fu Shuiheng's "Absurd Humor in the Workplace" series of four articles. Friends, how long has it been since you read 20,000 words in one go? It's not the kind of 20,000-word article—it's not a work report, it's not an industry analysis, it's not an "in-depth and good article" forwarded in your circle of friends. It's the kind of 20,000-word novel that you want to read before going to bed, but when you look up, it's dawn. You laugh, freeze, and think to yourself - isn't this about me? What I want to recommend to you today are these four stories. They have a common source: Mr. Fu Shuiheng's "Absurd and Humorous Workplace Series". They have a common destination: Tomato Bookstore, which has been successfully published. Search the story name to get 30% free reading first. They have a common secret: every story is covered in absurdity, and there is something hidden inside that makes you silent. --- The first story: "Love Time Bank" -- If happiness could be deposited and withdrawn, would you save love? Lin Xiaodong never thought that a coin dropped into the sewer would lead him to a place called "Love Time Bank". On the third underground floor, there is a copper porch, and the teller is a panda in a suit. Here you can save your sweet moments as "Shisu" - a sparkling golden crystal with an annualized rate of return of up to 15%. Memories of quarrels can be held in trust, feelings of first love can be withdrawn from time to time, and memories can be mortgaged. Zhou Man and her husband had saved eight years of happy memories, but her husband took them away and canceled them all at once. Professor Chen comes every week to collect some memories with his wife. After sixty years of marriage, he has saved the three hundred most important moments. Lin Xiaodong and Su Qing also opened joint accounts. The first deposit they made was not a grand romance, but "You picked me up at the company today, we went to dinner together, and you asked me to put down my phone." The stone is pearl-colored. The owl teller said: This is the color that goes both ways. This story will tell you: Feelings are not financial products. The past is not collateral for the future. The interest of memories only arises in the living moment. After reading this, you can't help but think: How many pearly moments have I saved with that person? --- The second story: "Mind Reading Dating Disaster" -- If you could hear what everyone is thinking, would you still dare to love? Zhou Mo spent 999 yuan to buy a pair of headphones. Not an ordinary Bluetooth headset. It is a "subliminal decoding headset" that can hear the true thoughts of everyone within 3 meters. He wore it on a blind date. The girl's name is Lin Xiaoxi, and she has a pear-shaped smile. Her voice in the earphones made him confident: "He looks okay", "He is so attentive", "Wow, this person can do it". Until she ran into her college senior, Gu, in the mountains. Her heartbeat in the headphones soared from 80 to 110. Then he heard her thinking: "Senior Gu is my youth." He took off his earphones. Later, the headphones were borrowed by a colleague. Xiaomei heard the male colleague she had a crush on thinking, "Her lipstick is so ugly." Lao Zhang heard that his wife of fifteen years was thinking, "I am really blind to marry him." Liu Fang heard her boyfriend of five years thinking to herself, "Her best friend maintains such a good figure." The whole company was shrouded in a strange atmosphere. People began to dare not speak or look at each other. Martin, the inventor of headphones, said something that silences people: "The human mind is like a parliament hall. What the headphones let you hear is all the noise, not the final resolution. Being able to quickly correct yourself after a negative thought flashes is the embodiment of education and kindness." This story will tell you: Complete transparency will not bring complete trust, but will only bring complete collapse. True intimacy is not "I find you perfect" but "I know you are imperfect and I have mean thoughts - but I still choose to be with you." After reading this, you can't help but wonder: If I also wore those headphones, could I still love anyone? --- The third story: "Dating in the Multiverse" -- If you could see the endings of every blind date in all parallel universes, would you know what you want better? Song Zhiyi was thirty-one years old and had been on blind dates forty-seven times, all of which failed. Her best friend Fang Tang works at the Institute of Physics and invented the "Multiverse Consciousness Shuttle Cabin". You can travel to a parallel universe and experience the life of your "other self" - the married life of those you are dating. She went. YU-4207 Universe: Blind Date No. 4 Zhang Boran, in her universe is Neptune who flirts with six girls at the same time. In this universe, he had a car accident and became the husband who made coffee every morning and squatted beside the bed to poke her face to wake her up. YU-2193 Universe: No. 13 Zhao Tianming, in her universe is a suffocating fatherly man. In this universe, he is a responsible husband, but his identity as "Mrs. Zhao Tianming" almost suffocates her to death. YU-3378 Universe: No. 25 Chen Yuan, IT male, taciturn. In this universe, he remained silent, but when talking to her he would take off his headphones, turn around, and look into her eyes. She went to three hundred and twenty-seven universes. Then she discovered that - in all the explored universes, there was one person whose relationship status was all "colleagues." That person's name is Zhou Yan, and he is their company's IT support. Computer repair guy. The person who lent her his umbrella on a snowy day and ran away on his own. In no universe had she chosen him. Except for one universe—the one she was in. Status: Unknown. Because it has not been observed yet. Still a possibility. This story will tell you: unlimited choices equal no choices. When you see all the possibilities, you are overwhelmed by the possibilities. The best version is not in any universe - the moment you let go of your obsession with "looking for the optimal solution" and hold the hand of the person next to you. After reading this, you can't help but wonder: Have I ever turned the "boiled fish" page on the menu? Or did my finger automatically skip it? --- The fourth story: "Emotional Repair Insurance Company" ——If you can get 1.39 Million in compensation after breaking up, will you split it or not? Shen Luo was broken up. His ex, Xu Nian, sent him a list: a breakdown of expenses paid during the three-year relationship, totaling 34,782.5 Yuan. Return within the time limit, overdue interest will be charged. Then he received a call from Fanyu Insurance. "Comprehensive emotional repair insurance, the annual payment is 8,888 yuan. The maximum compensation for a breakup is 100 times." Chen Zhibai, the claims specialist, sounded as steady as reporting the weather. Shen Luo signed. Then it turns out - the breakup happened before he took out the insurance. According to the contract, there will be no compensation. "But it can be solved." Chen Zhibai took out another document from the drawer, "Additional insurance: Compound Promotion Plan. We will help you get back together. After getting back together, break up again. The date of the new breakup will naturally be later than the effective date of the policy. By then, it will be 1.39 Million, which is a lot." The plan is accurate every day. One day we ran into each other at a convenience store. What was he holding in his hand (warm baby), what words did he say ("Here you go"), and when he left, did he look back (not look back). The day when cracks are planted, the day when responsibility is transferred, and the day when the last straw is created. On the last page, the sentence in bold red is the end point: "Will you never change?" The answer: "Maybe." Then she will leave. Then 1.39 Million arrived. Shen Luo implemented the plan. The compounding was successful. Then he took photos of each page of "Smooth Exit Procedure" and sent them to Xu Nian. Attached was a message: "This is the plan the insurance company designed for me on how to make you leave me again. I decided not to implement it." This story will tell you: Insurance cannot protect relationships. But "no insurance required" itself is the answer. The real secret of Fanyu Insurance is not that it "insures everything" – it is that the thing it wants you to insure the most happens to be the thing you least need to insure. It makes money off of your fear. When you stop fearing, it won't make you any money. After reading this, you can't help but wonder: Is there an invisible insurance policy between me and that person? Am I renewing my policy, or is it no longer needed? ---Four stories, one secret. On the surface, these four stories are about absurd science fiction settings-time bank, mind-reading headphones, multiverse, and emotional insurance. But after closing the book, you will find that they are talking about the same thing: in this era when everything can be quantified, those things that refuse to be quantified are the evidence that we are alive. Happiness cannot be accessed, but you can create it in the moment. People's hearts cannot be transparent, but you can choose to believe the "real story" presented by the other party. There is no optimal solution, but you can make the options disappear. Relationships cannot be insured, but you may no longer need that policy. Mr. Fu Shuiheng used 20,000 words to build absurd worlds one after another. People in those worlds are just like us - having awkward conversations at the blind date table, being so angry at their ex's list late at night that they can't sleep, listening to bitter love songs over and over again after a breakup, and being captured by the insurance company's big data. They did things we thought about but didn't dare to do, went to a world we were curious about but didn't exist, and tried those "what ifs" for us. Then they came back with answers. The answer isn't always pretty. Sometimes it's cold, sometimes it's astringent, and sometimes it leaves people speechless for a long time. But every answer makes you feel - luckily someone has been there for me. Fortunately, I don't have to actually wear those headphones, lie in that capsule, or sign that policy to know what it's like. That's what the story is about. --- About reading and the author. These four stories have been successfully published on Tomato Bookstore. Search the story titles to find them - "Love Time Bank", "Mind Reading Date Disaster", "Dating in the Multiverse" and "Emotional Repair Insurance Company". Be the first to read 30% for free. Each chapter is more than 20,000 words long, enough to take you from the subway to lying in bed, from after dinner to the dawn. Kind reminder: Friends who like Mr. Fu Shuiheng's series, please pay attention to the author's signature. Only user 26182811 is original. The story is so good that there are many imitators. Don't look for the wrong door. Friends who have read it first, if you can - leave a message to our author. It doesn't have to be long. One sentence is enough. It can be your favorite fragment, it can be your first reaction after reading it, it can be "Mr. Fu, the Shen Luo you wrote is me", or it can be simply "It's good to read, wait for the update". People who write stories are actually the most easily satisfied people. They spend 20,000 words building a world, and if you say "I'm in", it's worth it. They have buried countless details waiting to be discovered. When you say "I saw that warm baby", they will know that the person sitting across from you is a person who takes words seriously. ---Finally, thank you sincerely. Today, when short videos are so popular and the information flow is so smooth, you are willing to settle down and spend a few hours to read a 20,000-word story. This thing itself is already the greatest respect for the writer. The story is finished. The next thing is up to you. Go to Tomato Bookstore and search for those names. Read 30%. If you like it, keep reading. If you don't like it - it doesn't matter, at least we have spent a few hours with each other through words in this absurd era. Mr. Fu Shuiheng will continue to write. Will you continue reading? ---Four stories, four lives. An author, countless details waiting for you to discover. Tomato Bookstore, search the story title, and get 30% of the first reading for free. User 26182811, original unique identifier. Remember to leave a message after reading. The author is waiting. Thank you for being there.

1085 异 Alien Dragon My Dream Is FlyingHistorical191k WordsOngoing 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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A bachelor with a doctor of science traveled to ancient times when the gravity was only one-sixth of the Earth's gravity. Due to the reduced gravity, Earth's technology had unexpected effects. As soon as he traveled through time, he picked up a wife who was as beautiful as a fairy. He built high-tech weapons, gradually built up a force, and established a new country!

1087 开 The Live Broadcast of the Ming Dynasty Started, and the Chinese Civilization Fault Took the Lead It's Not Easy to Support a FamilyHistorical1.4M WordsOngoing 472Reads5.8Score226Shelves

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Okay, I recommend it. It's fantasy and immortality, funny, slow-paced, cheap, nonsensical, watch it if you like it, it's original, don't imitate it.

1090 极 The Best Salvage King Lao Yang BanxianUrban3.9M WordsCompleted 17.3kReads8.4Score1.4kShelves

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This book is very good, but it's a pity that I need to follow it! ! !

1091 缘 The Story of Becoming an Immortal Yuanqi No. 2Eastern Fantasy670k WordsOngoing 36Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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The books I recommend never disappoint

1092 巡 Patroller BanditMystery1.7M WordsCompleted 22.8kReads5.8Score2.7kShelves

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"The Infernal Patrol" is good, the male protagonist is not a cheater, he grows up step by step. The frame is good, the characters are very distinctive, and the emotions are on point.

1093 茅 Maoshan Patriarch Stir-Fried PeanutsMystery2.9M WordsOngoing 1.2kReads6.7Score163Shelves

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Taoist culture is broad and profound

1094 玄 The Strongest Martial Emperor of Xuanwu Continent Brother Wang Who Likes to Drink CokeEastern Fantasy302k WordsOngoing 106Reads—Score—Shelves

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Three years in Hedong and three years in Hexi. Don't bully young people into poverty! ! !

1095 世 The World Is Too Broken and the System Is Running Away FupingSci-Fi & Apocalypse186k WordsOngoing 295Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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Fantasy Peak Fog, Evil Eye, Ghost Controller, etc.

1098 九 Nine Realms Mortal Immortals Dao BuyiEastern Fantasy8.1M WordsCompleted 130.1kReads5.8Score10.3kShelves

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You can still read this one

1099 三 Three Kingdoms: Traveling Through Cao'ang, Starting from the Interception of Hu Zou's Family Jiang BucheHistorical500k WordsOngoing 1.9kReads9.2Score192Shelves

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If you can't see the ending, you'll never push it.