The Authorities Have Been Led Astray, and the Post-2000s Have Invaded the Country

Name: The Authorities Have Been Led Astray, and the Post-2000s Have Invaded the Country
Author: A Big Green Watermelon

官方被带歪，国家被零零后入侵了

by A Big Green Watermelon (一颗翠绿的大西瓜)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.5M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 12d ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Yuan Tao transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a new-media host at China Central Television.

To promote a new tank, he edits a video.

The soundtrack: “Whoever talks nonsense gets a punch from me.”

The square-dancing beat and insanely catchy lyrics leave netizens stunned.

[Is this a CCTV video account?]

[The whole style has changed!]

[It feels like the post-2000s generation has invaded.]

For his second edit, he promotes a new fighter jet.

The soundtrack: “Toward the Clouds.”

Netizens are completely dumbfounded:

[Who on earth is editing these?]

[CCTV has finally caught up with the internet trend!]

[This doesn't look like the CCTV I watched as a kid!]

When netizens learn that the editor really is from the post-2000s generation, they burst out laughing:

[The post-2000s generation edits, the post-80s generation reviews, then they explain it all to the post-70s generation.]

[The post-2000s generation was already shaking up the workplace, and now they're going after official media too.]

Yuan Tao starts hosting a live news program on the video account.

He even cracks jokes on CCTV.

“How's your sleep?”

“Are you staying up late like Oboi's brother?”

“You lie in bed and start pondering life, worrying about the whole world.”

“You stay up till the dead of night, and those dark circles get darker and darker.”

“As soon as night falls, your eyes light up, ready to take control of everything.”

The sign-language interpreter beside him is driven to the brink, while netizens are laughing themselves silly: [You're a host, and you've even put a camera in my house!]

Yuan Tao: “That's the end of today's program. You shameless lot.”

Joking around on air wasn't enough for Yuan Tao. He also keeps tripping over his words.

When it comes out that CCTV deducts 200 yuan for every single mistaken character, netizens say: “He loses his pay, and we get a good laugh.”

From video account clips, to the news, and finally to Yuan Tao appearing on the Spring Festival Gala, ratings explode.

Other names

Showing Off Black Stockings on CCTV, Then Getting Killed on a Variety Show在央台刷黑丝，上个综艺还被噶了Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

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31.6kReads · 30 days

2MReads · all time

3.5kShelf adds, last 14 days

7.1Score

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I highly recommend this novel; it's so funny it'll make you laugh from beginning to end! 🤭🤭🤭
41 likes11mo ago
This is amazing! I've never read such an incredible novel. The characters are awesome, absolutely awesome! The protagonist's aura is incredible; he single-handedly changed the world. It's incredibly satisfying to be so self-absorbed.
26 likes11mo ago
Don't take it too seriously, just watch it for fun. 👍
19 likes11mo ago
It's indeed well-written, with a fresh theme, witty and funny. It would be better if it didn't rely solely on harsh criticism; adding some other elements would make it a bit tiring to read.
18 likes9mo ago
I like it, I'm happy 😁 Update soon, please give me a bigger cheat code! Keep it up! Keep it up! Keep it up!
15 likes12mo ago
It's very peaceful, humorous, and doesn't have many ups and downs; it's worth watching. Personal preferences vary, but I personally appreciate it. However, it seems the author doesn't have much material left to write, and some chapters appear to indicate the author is in a bad mood or experiencing some fluctuations in their writing. But it's not bad, at least there are no negative emotions.
12 likes8mo ago
It only got a 7.3 Rating? That doesn't seem right. Even as a seasoned bookworm, I thoroughly enjoyed it! The story flowed smoothly! As long as it's enjoyable to read, that's enough. You can't expect a light novel to be plausible!
11 likes9mo ago
Five stars! It starts with the main character, then involves netizens, family, and passersby—that's the story. At the end, the main character reappears. This is the beginning, middle, and end of a small event... Anyway, keep it up!
11 likes10mo ago
It's full of witty remarks, the author writes it very interestingly and it's a great read. The parts that are enjoyable to read are very funny, but there are some frustrating parts. However, this isn't because the author's writing is bad, but rather because the truth is what truly matters.
9 likes7mo ago
This is truly the funniest book I've ever read. Don't listen to it while drinking water, eating, or riding the subway! I burst out laughing several times; my colleagues thought I was possessed. The book depicts various real-life cases representing the younger generation, especially those born in the 2000s. It's quite relatable to modern life, presented with satire and humor, making it both entertaining and hilarious. Highly recommended.
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