I Told You to Slack Off, So Why Are All the Goddesses Throwing Themselves at You?

Su Yan transmigrates into the body of a much-maligned, has-been celebrity, and, after waiting out his contract, he decisively signs up for the reality show Extreme Work Survival. He plans to collect his final 100,000 yuan appearance fee, leave show business, and retire.

The show is all about brutal competition. Celebrities carry plates and hand out flyers under the scorching sun, working themselves to the bone.

Su Yan awakens the Anti-Grind System and promptly chooses to slack off selectively!

He sets up an "emotional support booth" beneath an overpass and cons a hapless CEO. He mooches food and drink at an upscale club, earning money in comfort.

The viewers are stunned: [He's not slacking off. He just refuses to take even the slightest loss!]

Even more absurdly, the female celebrities driven to the brink by the show all discover this "portable safe haven."

The aloof heiress of a powerful financial family spends a fortune to buy out his work: "I'll handle your jobs from now on. You just have to keep me company over afternoon tea."

The icy queen of the silver screen pays out of pocket for a presidential suite: "I got you the male lead role. Come to my room tonight and rehearse the kissing scene?"

The bubbly sweetheart turns into a human attachment: "Big Brother, they're all bad women. I'm the only one who really cares about you!"

To win the privilege of being allowed to lie flat by Su Yan's side, the three top-tier goddesses compete like crazy in front of the cameras, kicking off an extreme romantic showdown.

As the female stars close in on him, Su Yan, who only wants to leave show business, clutches himself and trembles.

The whole internet is laughing: [Please, Your Highness, just keep slacking off! You really have the nerve to stay in this romantic battlefield!]