System, Have You Lost It? You Call This Ghost Hunting?

When he woke up, ordinary college student Xu Yang found himself bound to the “Three Realms Ghost-Hunting System,” but it seemed the installation package had been corrupted by 99% during setup. From then on, the world before his eyes changed completely. His hot-tempered, bald math teacher was a [Millennium Corpse King]. The System required him to use a “peachwood sword” (a pencil) to give him a physical exorcism. The aloof, haughty stray cat on campus was a [Hellhound Puppy]. The System told him to use a “Soul-Locking Bone” (a sausage) to form a contract with it. Even the dorm supervisor downstairs who cut off our internet had become a [Sleeping Demon Lord]. His mission was to... pull out the router cable and cut off its supply of demonic power?! Xu Yang was in tears. He was just an ordinary person who wanted to graduate in peace. He didn’t want to get expelled for beating up a teacher, abusing an animal, or damaging public property! But when he gritted his teeth and completed these ridiculous missions, the rewards he received were very real. Then one day, a genuine paranormal entity appeared before him, and the System panel sounded an unprecedented alarm. [Ding! Reward: One “Ally of Justice Experience Card.” Go, young man!] Xu Yang stared at the pink magic wand in his hand and fell into a long silence. “System, could you please be serious for once?!”