What Do You Mean This Punk Is the Provincial Top Scorer!!

[System + Top Student + No-Brainer Power Trip] + [Read this and you won't need to buy a house. You can build one yourself.]

Lu Ming obtained the [Getting Into the Top Student System].

After a string of outrageous moves, the world's academic bigwigs collectively lost their minds!

Wearing tiger-head-patterned platform shoes, he casually sketched a Fuji apple.

The provincial Olympiad head coach slammed the table and jumped to his feet. "So this is how you can solve the hardest chemistry problem?! Quick! Book me a high-speed train ticket to Nancheng!"

At a barbecue stall, he sprinkled cumin while casually pointing out three mistaken uses of loan characters in Annotations on Pre-Qin Parallel Prose.

The sixty-year-old authority on classical Chinese nearly buckled at the knees and bowed ninety degrees on the spot. "Mr. Lu, please take me on as an apprentice to peel garlic for you!"

On a mobile chalkboard, he substituted the path of a billiard ball into the Lagrange operator.

The doctoral supervisor from the provincial university's math department flipped over a plastic stool. "These three lines of equations are more useful than ten supercomputers! I'll fight anyone who tries to take the front-row stool!"

As one arrogant expert after another fought over lamb kidneys at the barbecue stall just to attend his lessons, the admissions office of Huaqing University sprang into action overnight!

System notification: [Classical Chinese authority's shock value +999] [President of the Physics Society's shock value +999]...