I Asked You to Write an Essay, and You Shook the Nation with a Timeless Masterpiece!

Su Zhe transmigrates to a world where culture has been lost.

During the college entrance exam, Su Zhe can only squeeze out two useless sentences for an essay that’s supposed to be 800 characters long. Then a System prompt appears before him:

[You have 5 yuan. How will you spend it?]

1. Date the aloof campus beauty (5 yuan)

2. Get abs like Peng Yuyan (5 yuan)

3. Gain the talents of great writers throughout history (5 yuan)

A System?

Su Zhe is puzzled. Everyone else gets a proper System, so what is this thing of his?

Never mind. He’ll deal with it later. “I choose 3.”

[Ding! 5 yuan spent. Congratulations, Host! You have gained the ‘Poet Immortal Li Bai’s talent’ + ‘Lu Xun’s incisive style’!]

Su Zhe is stunned!

Holy crap, System, you’re for real?

Then, one day, a new post appears:

[You have 5 yuan. How will you spend it?]

1. A mystery novel that takes the whole internet by storm (5 yuan)

2. A bundle of timeless classic verses (5 yuan)

3. The science fiction masterpiece The Three-Body Problem (5 yuan)

Su Zhe gets it! So this System is random after all!

Until the Nth day:

1. Sweep the Nobel Prize in Literature (5 yuan)

2. Drive foreigners around the world crazy trying to learn Chinese (5 yuan)

3. Become the president of Eagle Nation (5 yuan)