Honghuang: We Agreed I'd Slack Off, So How Did You Become the Heavenly Emperor?

Su Ming transmigrates to the Sun Star and, from the start, swallows the unborn Di Jun and Tai Yi, mistaking them for a pair of double-yolk eggs!

Knowing full well that the calamity of the demon and witch races is a death trap, he asks himself: vie for supremacy?

Not a chance!

Su Ming decisively lies flat on the Sun Star and activates the [God-Tier Slacker System].

But this System is way too unconventional:

Other Systems directly instill cultivation techniques as rewards. This one goes even further, tying up great powers of the Primordial World and dropping them right into his home!

Worse still, after Tai Yi's origin was drained, her remnant soul merged with the Chaos Bell.

Not only did she reverse yin and yang on the spot, she also became a clingy, yandere little sister of a spirit!

In the courtyard, the great powers of the Primordial World who had just been dropped in were trembling in fear.

Tai Yi's little sister considerately rolled up her sleeves:

"Brother, go ahead and take your afternoon nap. Leave the rough work of interrogating them for their cultivation techniques to me!"

And so, the whole Primordial World went completely off the rails.

King Father of the East, who had just proclaimed himself supreme, crawled out of the Sun Star in tears:

"Don't even ask! I was just sitting at home when I was suddenly kidnapped and taken to the Sun Star! That old Tai Yi nearly drained my soul to use as a sky lantern. I only saved my life by handing over my pure yang origin!"

The Twelve Ancestral Witches went to pick a fight, only to flee in panic, clutching their heads. Di Jiang looked horrified:

"That crazy woman said we woke her brother from his nap. She swung the Chaos Bell at us for thirty thousand years!"

Zhunti, who had tried to take advantage of the chaos, was also bruised and battered:

"I had barely said, 'This treasure and I are destined to be together,' when they stuck me over a fire and roasted me. They even stripped the Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree bare and burned it for firewood!"

The immortals and gods across the heavens were terrified at the mere mention of her.

Under the Fusang Tree, Su Ming chewed on a skewer and spread his hands helplessly:

"Believe me, all I want is to sunbathe and, while I'm at it, soothe my jealous little spirit sister's feelings!"