Naruto: Cultivating Immortality with Bootleg Ninjutsu, Naruto Breaks Down

I transmigrated into Naruto and became Itama Senju.

I died at seven. The first thing I said when I woke up was, "Get me a bowl of ramen!"

The System is a bootleg cultivation system. It copies things through handshakes, but everything it gives me is defective.

I shook Kakashi's hand, and the Lightning Blade turned into static electricity. My hair stood up like a hedgehog's!

I shook Itachi's hand, and the Sharingan slowed down to 0.5 speed!

I shook Orochimaru's hand, and an earthworm crawled out of my sleeve!

Orochimaru said, "Interesting!"

Itama said, "It's bootleg. I'll make do."

I shook Naruto's hand, and an orange cat appeared behind me.

Naruto froze with his instant noodles in hand. "You have one too?"

Itama has just one wish: to see the village his older brothers built.

The System translated it into a mission: Make the Konoha High Command publicly lose their composure.

He crouched beside Naruto. "You want to become Hokage?"

"I do!"

"All right, help me claim reimbursement for my instant noodles first."

Naruto didn't lose his composure.

The Third Hokage did.

Someone asked Itama what level he was at.

"Intern."

"An intern can fight Kage-level opponents?"

"It's bootleg. I'll make do."