Naruto: I Unlocked the Mangekyo Sharingan in a Rage on the Night of the Uchiha Massacre

[Canon Couples Stay Together] + [One Female Lead] + [Almost Invincible] + [Mischief-Maker] + [Stat Monster]

I had a tragic life, and now I’ve woken up as Sasuke?

Oh, no. Doesn’t that make my life even more tragic?

Wait, it’s still early. I can win my brother over with love!

What?! You’re still refusing to see reason, Brother?! The clan is dead. I don’t care about right or wrong anymore. Mangekyō Sharingan, activate!!!!!!

And so Sasuke embarked on a cheat-fueled journey, bringing his best friend Naruto along for the ride.

Here, you’ll see Zabuza and Haku finally get together, the Third Hokage retire in peace, Asuma and Kurenai being lovey-dovey all day, the charming old rogue Jiraiya finally winning the heart of the goddess he’s pursued for decades, and Minato and Kushina staying home to help raise their son’s kids…

What?! You say Uncle Sasuke got nerfed in Boruto? Not enough stats? Make up for it with mechanics?

If the stats aren’t enough, then crank them up to the max!!!!

Years later, looking at the smug alien before him, Sasuke sneered.

“Born-evil Otsutsuki brat, I’ll personally!!!!”