The General's Wife Has Such Wild Thoughts, He Loses Control Every Night

[Transmigrate into a Book] [Mind Reading] [Marriage First, Love Later] [Cute Contrast] [Funny, Satisfying Read]

After staying up late editing manuscripts, Zhu Qinghuan transmigrates into an old-fashioned first wife in a historical romance novel. Three months into the marriage, she's still alone, and the cold-faced general Lu Zheng hands her a letter of divorce. She puts on a dignified front and sheds a tear: "I will obey, my lord. We owe each other nothing." But inside, she's screaming: [Heavens! Those eight-pack abs and that tight backside! I bet he'd be incredible with his belt undone! Once I get my thousand taels in divorce money, I'm going straight to the pleasure quarter to hire eight pretty boys and feed them grapes!]

Their wrists brush, and the iron-hard General of Huaihua suddenly freezes in place. He can actually hear every single one of this dignified young lady's shameless thoughts!

She wants a divorce so she can find pretty boys? Dream on! Lu Zheng tears up the divorce letter on the spot and backs her into a corner of the bed.

Later, she beats a wicked servant half to death with an iron ladle, drives her awful relatives to wet themselves, and even wins over her knife-wielding mother-in-law with a pot of braised delicacies. In the dead of night, the rugged general opens his robe and presses her hand against his abs, his voice hoarse: "My lady, do you think those eight pretty boys can keep you as busy as your husband can?"