Shh, Don't Let Those Yanderes Find Out I Have a Heartbeat

[Humanity has gone extinct + the only pureblood woman + mild race-based romantic rivalry + everyone is a yandere]

A century of genetic storms has wiped out all human women.

To soothe the mental seas of rampaging high-ranking men, the Alliance carefully designed an “Advanced Soothing Android.”

Li Wu opened her eyes and found herself in an S-rank asylum for anomalies, as a combat-damaged android on the verge of being recalled.

The most dangerous, near-mutated men in the world were locked up here, all suffering from mania.

To stay alive, she was forced to pretend to be a hunk of scrap metal among a madhouse full of lunatics.

By day, the ferocious boss of the underground black market broke three ribs fighting for “custody” of her.

At night, the lofty, celibate Nepalese man Yan Hansheng sat her on his lap and used the most expensive maintenance oil to wipe each of her finger bones, one by one.

The man’s hard jaw brushed her cold cheek. His voice was hoarse with madness. “How can I bring you back to life, hmm?”

Li Wu held her breath, frantically repeating to herself: I’m silicone, I’m metal, I have no heartbeat. Don’t bite my neck!

Until one day, while Yan Hansheng was changing her clothes, he accidentally covered a place he shouldn’t have touched.

Li Wu let out a muffled moan, and a sweet-scented tear welled in the corner of her eye.

At that moment, every alarm in the entire asylum went off.