Wife, Teach Me How to Take Myself Down

Gu Xiu, the heir to a trillion-yuan fortune in the imperial capital, grew tired of his wealth and went into hiding in the Magic City, becoming a laid-back housekeeper earning just 4,000 yuan a month.

He thought he could quietly coast through life, but then the icy CEO Su Wanqing moved in and slapped a humiliating son-in-law contract in front of him!

“Sign it and marry me. We’ll do what needs doing, but no feelings.”

Glancing at the five-million-yuan check, Gu Xiu reluctantly accepted the cushy arrangement.

What he didn’t know was…

The CEO who treated him like ice during the day hid under the covers at night, clutching his shirt and swooning over him!

Even more unbelievable, Su Wanqing paid handsomely for a “mysterious online strategist” and humbly sought advice on WeChat every day:

“Strategist, my lazy husband never makes a move. I want to get him drunk tonight and make sure we seal the deal. What should I pour?”

Meanwhile, Gu Xiu was sprawled on the sofa playing games when he read the messages on his phone and fell into deep thought.

Has my wife lost it? She asks me every day how to seduce me!

Then one day, Gu Xiu’s secret identity was finally exposed.

The icy CEO, eyes red, cornered him against the wall. “So you’ve been laughing at me this whole time? You’re not leaving tonight until you give me twins!”