The Marquis’s Misfortunate Couple: Fighting by Day, Making Babies by Night

Martial arts double Su Xiaohe transmigrated into the body of a maid who had hanged herself in the Marquis's manor. The moment she opened her eyes, she was bound to the "Female Lead System."

Su Xiaohe: "I'm the female lead?"

System: "No! Your daughter is. Your job is to have her with Xie Yanqing."

To save her own life, Su Xiaohe tried everything she could to get into his bed, only for Xie Yanqing to throw her out the door.

System: "You failed to complete the minor task. Initiating electric shock punishment!"

Su Xiaohe: "Having a baby is not just my responsibility! Why am I the only one being punished, and not Xie Yanqing? Are you a System that caters to men?"

After Su Xiaohe's anti-PUA prodding, the System shocked Xie Yanqing too, then bound him as a subordinate account.

Xie Yanqing: "I never believed in ghosts or gods! After the System shocked me, I believed."

From then on, the two unwillingly bound victims began their long, tangled baby-making endeavor.

Xie Yanqing: "Why aren't you pregnant yet? You eggless hen!"

Su Xiaohe: "Are you impotent? You seedless mule!"

They fought and insulted each other all day, then cuddled up together at night to make babies, having one boy after another.

At last, with their fourth child, the System-certified female lead arrived.

Xie Yanqing held Su Xiaohe's hands, his eyes moist. "Could you... stay for me and the children?"